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chaoticdesertdweller · 1 year ago

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Princeton, WV

#abandoned #empty spaces #fixer upper #west virginia #rural appalachia #appalachia #rural life #rural america #trailer park #vintage trailer #real estate #for sale #its just a scratch #rural #in the country #princeton #yikes #scary bathrooms

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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gethighdropacidneverdie · 1 month ago

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nerikgalaxy · 6 months ago

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gosh, it was absolutely horror…..

#scary mood but maybe they escaped and survived after this yay!!!!!#lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #saw fanart #saw 2004 #saw #gordonheight #tw blood #always I need bloody ladam #because it’s amazing and gorgeous #saw bathroom

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beaft · 7 months ago

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every time i tell my mum about a personal difficulty i've faced due to being trans she's like "well you can't complain, you chose this" and i'm like. alright. technically true, i suppose, but also not the most tactful or helpful thing you could have said in the moment

#had an incident today where i had to pick between male and female bathrooms and the male ones had a queue for the single stall #so i went for the female one (which was empty) because i don't love standing in the men's staring at my feet hoping i don't get clocked #except as soon as i went into the female bathroom a bunch of girls came in after me and i had to hide till they'd gone #relayed this to my mum and she thought it was very funny #couldn't even be like 'actually it wasn't funny it was really scary and humiliating'#because i knew if i did she'd just be like you asked for this you knew what you were getting into etc etc #and she'd be right. technically.#lord above i am tired

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crazysodomite · 2 months ago

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I feel so unclean and disgusting here 😢 HELP MEE i need cleaning. I need cleaning. I need cleaning

#i can't even wash the floors or sweep properly BC there's no sweeper or vacuum #throwing up and crying #mods help help help help #THE BATHROOM IS SO SCARY AHH AAAHHH

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the-uncanny-dag · 3 months ago

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If any of you fuckers make the trans Moon Girl episode erasure about China again, I'm gonna shit a house

#any of you ever considered that the US doesn't need any Scary Evil Asians to be transphobic?#bc those 100500 bathroom bills coming out every week for the last 8 years sure as shit had nothing to do with china #animation #moon girl and devil dinosaur #censorship #transphobia #sinophobia

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hood-ex · 4 months ago

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Apologizing to Big Mama (the new very large spider in my bathroom) because my neighbor's car alarm has now gone off for the 4th time tonight. Like bro. Big Mama is trying to chill, and you're keeping her awake!!

#big mama is strange bc she built a very very tiny web in the corner of my window. but she's a pretty big spider #and she also disappears during the day but then i always find her at her web at night #i have no idea where she's been hiding and i don't really care so long as she stays in the bathroom and away from me when i'm sleeping #i want to relocate her outside bc her size actually does intimidate me a bit asldkja #it's just... catching her would be scary bc of how big she is asldkja and i don't have a good angle to work with since she's in a corner

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angelx1992 · 2 months ago

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johnentwistlesbassguitar · 21 days ago

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I'm sick of ppl with phobias that make sense/are understandable bc why tf did I get stuck with a crippling fear of fish and sea creatures 🥲🥲

#dont take me to an aquarium ill cry and throw up #the beach is scary too bc what if a sea creature touches me #i hate to even think ab it #also public bathrooms make me feel like im dying #me

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androgynouspenguinexpert · 10 months ago

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congruent of d'deridahn

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted vega #redacted carpe deus #carpe deus #back to factory settings baby!!!!!!!!#yall are in my house now so im telling you about design choices #vega being first out the oven makes him a very special boy so he gets white horns instead of red #his hair is white and longer because he hasnt had the chance to learn what a haircut is yet #i just think its neat when inhuman 'holy' characters have white as a key colour #his eyes are red like d'deridahn's and they eventually fade to gold #in my heart all d(a)emons started with solid scleras and irises in their respective colour #but the more they embraced (*) humanity the more their eyes shifted to match human ones #par exemple if vega didnt have a death grip on his identity his eyes would probably be normal golden brown ones #his scars (which he kept to be scary and unsettle people because he could 100% just heal them) are gone #and he's got d'deridahn's face markings #huh?#oh yeah the bathroom is upstairs and to the left

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opens-up-4-nobody · 6 months ago

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#i never really thought about a person being a finite thing. you can see the effects of a person after they die. in the unfinished projects.#in the rooms of clutter. in abandoned closets. in pictures and in mermered phrases. and you can see time #chipping away at those things. eroding away the evidance that a person existed. clothes move into other people's closets. projects are boxed #away. and a person becomes confined to photos and memories. and thats existentially terrifying but its not a bad thing. time erodes away all #things. that's how life works. matter and energy transforms.#we arent made to last forever. i dunno. i guess im still just rattled from being home even tho ive been back a week and a half.#and my brain tends to fixate on the wrong things. nearly 27 years of knowing someone eclipsed by a visual sequence lasting less than a day.#bc i just cant get over how scary it would be to die like that. to start losing control of your body. to not be able to feed yourself or get #to the bathroom. to have your mind be overcome by the toxins building up in your mangled and broken body.#and it could have been worse. it could have been a lot worse. but its still not fair. theres no good way to die. i dunno. i guess i just #miss my mom in some abstract way but i find it more viscerally upsetting to think about the people that have to deal with her absence.#it makes me sad that my dad is alone now. i dunno. grief doesnt feel like i thought it would. most of the time i dont even know what im #crying about. its undirected. it doesnt feel like: i miss you. it feels like: youre gone. how can you be gone? why does everything feel the #same? and its not that it doesnt make sense. its that nothings changed. the terror of that.#and im walking around in an acumulation of my dead mother's clothes. and no one knows. theyll never know.#and there's nothing to be done about it. so it goes.#i guess im just sad. and its hard to breathe at the thought of returning to school at the end of August.#unrelated

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alukaforyou · 5 months ago

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aaaa @motherish in new york :D we had soooo much fun💕 she got me this dbz book?!? and i did another tattoo for her! check out the 6 months heal on baby goku heh🐉

we went to anime nyc i was mainly looking for jjk and csm merch, there was sooooo many good things! saw a surprising amount of vocaloid stuff too :0 legs hurt sooo much after walking the artist alley ^_T 💸💸💸

i found a place where you can order soysauce marinated crabs directly from korea 1 day shipping it was SOOOO GOOOODDD sushi and i TORE THAT SHIT UPP 🦀 we were toooo obsessed with it 😵‍💫

🧛🏻‍♀️ then we looked thru my vampire knight artbook & fanbook from 1928199 yrs ago when i was Obsessed w that series, the amount of lore / plot i remembered was crazeeee the art for vampire knight still looks sooooooo pretty 🫨✨

the trip was tooo short but sooo fun it was amazing to see sushi again aaa meeting online friends irl...........🥹💗💕💖🩷

#O AND WE WATCHED THE JJK 0 MOVIE TOGETHERRRR AA TOXIC YAOIIII #i was doing her tattoo and for like 3.5 hrs sushi was educating me on omegaverse lore #and we talked about toxic yaoi LOL #my roommate moved out so we cleaned everything up & sushi was staying in the spare room but my #roommates bathroom was sooo fcking scary n old the apt only renovated the bathroom in my room and the other one sucked so bad im sorry she #had to experience that LMFOAKWKEKAKKAA OOPS #but we srsly had sm fun it was amazing i cant stop thinking about the CRAB im an EXPERT at eating crab cuz there is a learning curve #anyhow..... 😭😭😭😭#and they had official gacha at the con i only let myself spent 40 on them and i only played the jjk hidden inventory one #i kept getting dupes of everyone BUT ON MY LAST PULL I GOT GETO AAAAA #he was the last one i neede for the full set hehe sorry idc abt the girl and her maid wkwkwkkaaozok #idk wat to do w all my charms aaaa they r sooo cute thooo >_<#i wanna meet more online friends.......#이 지랄같은 인생

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gethighdropacidneverdie · 3 months ago

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Saw fam today's my birthday and my friend gifted me Saw 2 😭 I don't even have a DVD set, he said it's for my "collection" that doesn't exist 😭 he's so sweet

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djarinova · 15 days ago

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most unbelievable thing about lily and marshall's relationship is that they were celebrating their 9 year anniversary but they still hadnt peed in front of each other. you're telling me these two people met in COLLEGE and have never been to the bathroom together.... ur lying actually

#sorry i just dont buy it #NINE YEARS???#literally an insane thing to say to me #if u can fart infront of your partner then you can pee in front of them too <3 it's romance #i would argue that farting is more scary than peeing #(oddest sentence ive ever written)#anyways....#i peed in front of my boyfriend within months of knowing him because we were doing our teeth together+ i couldnt be asked to #kick him out the bathroom so i could pee #sage.words #sage.watches #how i met your mother #himym

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye

#cats #love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face...#since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed #Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor #I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase #looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me #a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful #I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold #and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only #concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other #less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need #background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something #and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav #orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I #love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac #is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless #you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t #he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree.#I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol #One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic #to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite*#THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat #had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything #about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me.#It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able #to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat #basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp #and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:|#ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh

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