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your ear looks bitable. I'm gonna bite you now *big ass chomp*

"Wha- ow, ow! What the fuck?!"

He swatted at you, uncoordinated, kind of like swatting at a fly.

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Jimmy raises an eyebrow, rolling his eyes before his hands found her hips. In an instant, the two were flipped, Pidge finding herself against the cold metal beneath them. Jimmy snorted, nose crinkling as he reveled in getting the upper hand.

"What's wrong sunshine, didn't think this through?"

A tease. He was always a massive tease. His lips found the bridge of her nose, pressing soft despite the dryness of his lips.

"Maybe think before you go throwin' yourself around, hmm?"

{Boom!! Tackled!!} "Hi Jimmy!!"

(like... like that one joetastic video with curly and Anya... cough)

-@specialgalofthetulpar

"Agh! What the fuck Pidge?!"

He wasn't too happy to suddenly be on the floor, instant ache shooting up his tailbone. His nose scrunched in irritation, but it was difficult to keep the fire in his eyes upon seeing the sparkle in the other's. He huffed, blowing a strand of disheveled hair from his face.

"Least give me a warning lil' birdie..."

He flicked her nose, not hard enough to hurt enough to startle, his own little revenge.

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"Hmm, that's a shame. Guess I could always still give it a go if I'm running out of material though. Couldn't be worse than the so called 'music' the rest of the crew listens to."

FAVORITE NINE INCH NAILS SONG????? ALSO DO YOU FW SHE WANTS REVENGE OR ROB ZOMBIE

"'While I'm Still Here,' and yeah, who in their right mind hasn't listened to Rob Zombie. I'll have to check out the other one."

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hello Father.

"Hah, you're funny. Real funny."

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"Hey guys IAAAAAGHH AAAGAGGUUAA AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGG" (/silly)

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// while i think jimmy genuinely liking horses is a mischaracterization based on one line and theres more to suggest he hates polle and by extension horse imagery its FUN and we have FUN AROUND HERE. shout out to honses

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"I miss my truck back on Earth don't get me wrong, but I'd trade it for one of them big ass ones in a heartbeat. V8 maybe. I want it a nice shiny green too, gotta step up to get in it. The real good shit."

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let’s braid each other’s hair and do face masks for valentines day jimmy. i’m feelin romantical

"Can you give me one of them braids from Star Wars. Always wanted one but uh... can't braid."

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hi jim ily i hope you have a beautiful wonderful day

"Don't count on it."

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"You too, though."

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opinions on taylor swift? you seem like a reputation type of person

"I am not a 'swiftie.' Frankly I'm offended."

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jimmy pls be my valentine😢😢🙏🙏🙏

"I'm flattered, I like caramel by the way."

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whho do you wanna kiss the most out of every1 on the tulpar

"There's this real handsome man above my sink every morning. Best on board."

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our yimpy

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"Maybe I just wanna get my brain cleaned like those horseshoe repair videos is that too much to fuckin' ask?"

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im going to stuff you into a washing machine (affectionately)

"Know what? Just might be possible. I mean, if Pony Express is one thing, it's cheap, but we actually do have washing machines on board. Guess it'd just be miserable for us to be stinkin' the whole time. Side note, you didn't hear this from me, but Curly folds everyone's clothes. Says it's relaxing or whatever, so we just let him."

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What kind of music are you into ?

"Uhh... loud, I guess. I listen to a lot of metal, I dunno, the angrier it sounds the better. It seems counterproductive but it puts me at ease, guess it's an 'outlet' or whatever Anya said."