#satirical comics

[satiricaljusticewarrior]

I feel like Bruce Wayne who returns to being the Batman in Dark Knight Rises.

Satire about the murder apologism of Brian Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO.

Being pro murder isn’t such a new things for lefties. After all, they were happily gunning down Black children at CHAZ and none of its organizers or even participants have ever felt to publicly apologize for it.

What is new, however, is the open celebration of murder—or at least expressing such views without the usual pretense of supporting lethal force when wielded by the police, as they did in the case of Ashley Babbitt.

And now we have both the press (which has condemned GamerGate with a 0 killing count), organizations and academics excusing it.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/unitedhealthcare-shooting-inevitable.html

https://x.com/CHSommers/status/1865449878962225460

https://x.com/ScreenSlate/status/1865034827948245304

Anyway, fun facts regarding how senseless is to blame healthcare insurance industry.

US spends $4.5 trillion on healthcare

https://www.cms.gov/data-research/statistics-trends-and-reports/national-health-expenditure-data/historical

The entire profit of the healthcare insurance industry is $45 billion.

https://x.com/NielsHoven/status/1864755179775758819

[prlssprfctn]

Just for comedic purposes, I think it would be so funny if every time, when Bruce tries to chide Jason for his ways of working, Alfred and Dick would pop out of nowhere to remind of Batman's earlier days. Because, like, if you want to talk about being an inconsiderate vigilante, remember yourself, I guess?

Bruce, pinching the bridge of his nose: Jason.

Jason, rolling his eyes: Old man.

Bruce: I thought we agreed to lessen your killing agenda this month. Jason: I didn't kill anyone, did I? Bruce: You really think this man will survive after being thrown off the highest building of the Gotham?

Alfred, appearing behind him: Master Bruce, you really think he won't? Bruce, confused: Naturally. Dick, appearing by Alfred's side: Hm! Let's see what BATMAN thinks about that. Dick: (puts on an old recording from decades ago) Teen Bruce on old footage, arms folded on chest, and eyes rolling: No, Alfred, he will be fine. And he deserved to be thrown out of that goddamn building, anyway. He is not going to die. Urgh. Bruce, with his eyes twitching: ... Jason, bursting out in laughter: Can we bring this Bruce back?

Naturally, Dick and Alfred also spend their time complaining on the youth, and how their rebel age is going to kill them.

Dick: Anyway, I think B is being a bitch. Jason is just in that, uh, gentle age, when he searches his own ways to work and express himself in this world. Alfred: I understand. I remember my own struggles back when master Bruce just started to pretend to be an overgrown bat... Bruce and Jason, standing in the same room as them: ...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

[gleafer]

Sometimes when I work late at night, scenarios pop in my head and I MUST share them (in comic form OF COURSE).And they’re usually pure nonsense. I was raised on Bugs Bunny, Marx Brothers and Mad TV. The brain is broken.

But, I know I’m not the only one so I give to you THIS.

CAUGHT in the ACT

[madame-helen]

[the-most-humble-blog]

Back in my day, turtles ate pizza, not trauma. What the hell happened to our heroes in a half shell? 🐢🍕

[virulent-scum]

Ghoulcy enjoyers, we feast. This is based on a head cannon post by @pigandpepper. Cooper recites multiple literary references during the show, and Lucy is schooled in classical literature, no doubt partially by Hank. It’s only a matter of time before Cooper gets a taste of his own medicine, aka Lucy being a big lit nerd, just like him.

[glitter-stained]

"Jason is the reckless, impulsive one?" No, no of course not. Jason is the one with the extraordinarily, comedically complex and needlessly intricate plans, which of course denotes an acute sense of restriction and obsession with detail indicative of an excessively overinvested anal zone during the sadistic-anal stage.

[illyanarasputinfan]

X-Cedrin

If it can cure Professor X, imagine what it will do for you.

[incorrectbatfam]

If you're still doing those color edits, can we get a trans flag Batman?

[cheesycookster]

GOD DAMN I LOVE MY MULLET

[frankenmouse]

Galavant is streaming on Hulu!!!

If you like: fantasy, musicals, comedies, The Princess Bride, Terry Pratchett, or any combination of the previous you NEED to at least try Galavant.

[miamaimania]

Tiger Tateishi's Witty World: A Collection of Contemporary Comics and Illustrations

[pansering]

Drew some slenderteeth today! I never knew this ship would exist but oh well XP

(help)

[oh-westly]

I gotta brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots 🎶 I gotta lovely new flack jacket and a lovely khaki suit 🎶…

[madame-helen]