#satire obv

[power-to-live]

istg if gray's confession isnt gonna be the most popular confession in anime i am going to throw hands

[huenistar]

pleaselord🙏 bless me and whoever is reading this with triplets, 30 baby daddies, no ring, 2 situationships, no job, musty, 2020 shiftok mindset and please lord🧎‍♀️‍➡️ remove the shifting gene that we have!! WE NO LONGER NEED IT LORD❤️⛪️

[carwood]

Can’t believe easy company was made up of like 20 yr olds they should’ve been at the club

[meatkidd]

shrimpos hopeful pregnancy

[jmoonjones]

I am manifesting this into canon 🦊☀️

(reference)

[copias-juicebox]

When it all burns down, I will hold you close for the minute it takes! 🖤 Credit Scene in Rite Here Rite Now, 2024

[punkrock-confetti]

My totally original OCs, dustcloud and tailpipe for transformers prime and robots in disguise 2015. Theyre married and love eachother and are NOT tailgate and cyclonus

(Thanks to @autisticratchet for this wonderful graphic of them)

[notastraykid]

Okay okay I admit it. I am a Stray Kid. All my sunflowers posts, clover images and name of Lucky has been a 2 year clue which no one caught onto. Come on son, check my old posts. I practically spelt it out for you.

👀

(those who actually know me, my real name and what I look like...shh no you don't.)

[lacnunga]

Debating if I'm deep enough in the brainrot to write a jsamn version of The Political House That Jack Built

[summer-fire]

Sorry to announce my friend’s spoiled rotten, Instagram famous, influencer dog making a post about “the tortured puppers department” is better satire than anything I’ve seen anyone else post

[goldeunoias]

As a black girl myself I’m all for black readers but gosh sometimes I wish it wouldn’t play so heavily into black stereotypes like why if the reader is black does the character in question suddenly have to start talking like a gangbanger or it’s black! Reader x baby daddy! (Insert character) like what 😭

[s1lly-gh02tz]

I love hyping up my girlfriend using “straight girl terms” like yass bitch slay girlie

[socbrainrot]

So I moved into a new house and some guy and his family was living there? He was really upset that I was there but I literally asked my old landlord if it was cool for me to move in and he said it was. It's a 4/2 and I know he has a wife and two kids but like... I really wanted an office space so I just kinda... Took his kids room. It's fine, he's little, he can share with his brother. I also kinda like using their shower cuz his wife's soap smells really good.

Anyway, my roommate came home and saw that I took his kids room and he punched me in the face??? Like bro, wtf, it's *literally* just a room. So obviously I beat the shit out of his kids and also put a padlock on the refrigerator.

My neighbor just texted me and told me that he has some spare boxing gloves I can used to beat up his children!! Shout out to Joe frfr

[anx1oustig3r]

clean slate(tm)

[lucisadventures]

Holy fuck can you guys just fyckin stop rebloggimg that one mental health post i posted like two decades ago just get well already

[pyraffin-drgo]

DORIAN ELECTRA

Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...

will wood

will wood and the tapeworms

Tally hall

Miracle musical

mitski

jackstuber

joe hawley

that handsome devil

chonny jash

tom leher

ghost and pals

maretu

6arelyhuman

odetari

penelope scott

rio romeo

cuarteto de nos

riki musso

santiago tavella

laufey

taylor swift

radiohead

marina

weezer

the beatles

tv girl

billie ellish

milk in the microwave

bo burnham

fish in a birdcage

toby fox

lemon demon

sarah and the safe word

asteria

artic monkeys

they might be giants

my chemical romance

green day

gorillaz

ado

melanie martinez

the strokes

evanecense

glass animals

soddiken

the scary jokes

whatever Your favorite martian was smoking

tyler, the creator

the crane wives

the living tombstone

cavetown

mindless self indulgance

the orion experience

hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)

heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)

ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)

steam powered giraffe

kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)

21 pilots

Sir Chloe

hazbin hotel soundtrack

paparrapa the rapper soundtrack

sonic soundtrack

or the omori soundtrack

edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence