#satan is so cute omg

[borealisinmay-blog]

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

Solomon and MC 💜

[mindyco]

Honestly, I'd love to see someone use some of these headcannons to create a fanfiction. IF SOMEONE WERE TO DO SO MAKE SURE TO TAG ME BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO READ IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU ( シ_ _)シ Artwork credit: @myt_s3

Scenario: What are they like when they're in love?

Lucifer would find himself captivated by their every word and gesture. His heart would flutter when they speak, their voice becoming the sweetest melody to his ears.

He would make an effort to spend more time with them, inviting them for evening walks through the gardens or sharing quiet moments together by the fireplace.

In the privacy of his office, he may find himself absentmindedly tracing his fingertips on the desk where they sat earlier, cherishing their presence even when they're not around.

Finds himself daydreaming more often, his mind drifting to thoughts of them even in the midst of important tasks.

He may catch himself stealing glances at them from across the room, unable to tear his gaze away.

When engaging in conversations with others, his attention may waver as his thoughts involuntarily gravitate toward them.

In moments of solitude, he may find himself lost in contemplation, pondering on ways to make their life better and cherishing the memories they've shared.

He would go out of his way to make them laugh, telling silly jokes and sharing funny stories to see their smile light up the room.

Mammon would find excuses to touch their hand or brush against them subtly, reveling in the warmth and electricity that flows through his veins at the mere contact.

He would become a little clumsier in his attempts to impress them, often stumbling over his words or tripping over his own feet.

He may find himself engaging in reckless activities, hoping to catch their attention or prove his worth.

His eyes would light up whenever they're around, his gaze solely focused on them, oblivious to the world around him.

Mammon would go out of his way to shower them with gifts, even if it means emptying his wallet and sacrificing his pride.

Levi would find himself daydreaming about their smile and laughter, often losing track of time while lost in his thoughts.

He would invite them over to his gaming den, sharing his favorite games and exploring new anime, finding joy in their time spent together.

He may lose track of time, spending hours scrolling through social media to find the perfect memes and cute animal videos to share with them.

His heart would skip a beat whenever they mention a shared interest or make a reference to his favorite game or anime.

In quieter moments, he may retreat into his room and doodle sketches of them, capturing their likeness with great care and affection.

Leviathan's heart would skip a beat whenever they reach out to touch his arm in excitement or lean in closer to admire the details of a game character, the closeness electrifying his senses.

He might dedicate a corner of his room to a shrine of their shared memories, with pictures, ticket stubs, and other mementos that hold special significance to their growing connection.

Satan would find himself falling in love with both their mind and their heart. He would engage in deep conversations with them, relishing the exchange of ideas and insights.

He would recommend books and literature that he thinks they would enjoy, and their shared reading sessions would become intimate moments of connection and understanding.

Satan would surprise them with little gestures, like leaving a pressed flower between the pages of a book they borrowed or sharing a handwritten poem inspired by their presence.

He may catch himself absentmindedly flipping through the pages of a book, not fully absorbing the words as his mind drifts to thoughts of their smile or laughter.

When engaging in intellectual discussions, his attention may waver as his thoughts involuntarily shift to pondering about their opinions and insights.

Satan may seek opportunities to share his favorite books and authors with them, hoping to bond over their mutual love for literature.

Asmodeus would shower them with affection and attention, making them feel like the most special person in the world.

He would plan extravagant dates and outings, with candlelit dinners, strolls through romantic gardens, and dances under the starry night sky.

Asmodeus would take great delight in helping them choose their outfits, offering fashion advice and dressing them up in stylish ensembles that accentuate their beauty.

He would become even more attentive to his own appearance, spending extra time on his outfits, hair, and makeup when he knows he'll be seeing them.

He may find himself stealing glances at them from afar, admiring their beauty and radiance, often getting lost in thoughts of how lucky he is to have them in his life.

Asmodeus would be quick to shower them with compliments, praising their every feature and talent, making them feel like the most special person in the world.

Beelzebub would become even more protective and nurturing towards them, ensuring they are well-fed and taken care of.

He may find himself stealing glances at them when they're not looking, his gaze filled with warmth and affection.

Beelzebub's focus may shift from his own food to their preferences and cravings, always eager to cook their favorite meals or surprise them with delicious treats.

He would instinctively prioritize their well-being and happiness, often going out of his way to ensure they are comfortable and safe.

Beelzebub would offer them a sense of security, his strong presence providing a shield against any harm or negativity.

He would create shared memories through food, inviting them to participate in cooking together and sharing meals as intimate moments of connection.

Belphegor would find himself daydreaming about them during his frequent naps, his thoughts drifting to their smile and touch.

He may appear more relaxed and content when they are around, finding solace in their presence and feeling a sense of calmness wash over him.

Belphegor's eyes would linger on them even in moments of shared silence, appreciating their company without the need for words.

He may find himself embracing them in his sleep, subconsciously seeking their warmth and affection.

Belphegor would find himself falling in love in the most peaceful moments. He'd appreciate their presence as a soothing balm to his restless soul.

He would enjoy lazy afternoons together, cuddling in comfortable silence, relishing in the warmth of their companionship.

Belphegor would encourage their relaxation and self-care, often joining them in taking leisurely naps or enjoying calm activities like stargazing or watching sunsets.

He would protect their rest, ensuring they have a peaceful environment to recharge and offering a sense of tranquility amidst the chaos of the demon world.

～ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪

[satans-knitwear]

My hands aren't in the way in the full set 👀

Ooooo u wanna see it 👀👀

[strawberry-cowmilk]

Satan dropped and Levi has five days left.

hello!! I'm sorry for replying kind of late (tumblr changed how my notifications look and it looks really messy now I'm sorry)

for the satan fans on here, they made a plushie you can get. sadly I am broke right now so I'll pass this time hehe

[platonicallylovesick]

Current brother ranking has gotta be

Beel & Bel (tied for first. NO NOT JUST BECAUSE THEYRE TWINS I just love them that much

Satan

Levi

Mammon

Lucifer

Asmo

[devilishdelights]

It never really occurred to me that mammon is just straight up wearing jeans. Like I know he does…. But when I see them…. I get so confused….

[babybeel]

ohmygod i just found your blog and i want u to know your writing is GORGEOUS STUNNING INSANE INCREDJBLE i wanted to read some satan stuff before going to bed BUT I ENDED UP READING FOR ALL THE BROTHERS BC UR WRITING WAS SO GOOD OMG OMG im in tears the satan new year piece and the angst one with their nightmares HAS ME IN SHAMBLES and u just. get all their mannerisms and inner depth so beautifully AHH im so excited to read more! <33

this is so sweet of you to send omg ;;;; thank you so much!! it makes me so happy that you enjoyed reading and like my characterisations!! theyre something i work on a lot and i hope that comes through <33

[littlestardescendants]

AHHHHHH OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!! ❤️💞💕💓💗

OP thank you for drawing this you just made me happier than I've been in a while!! ❤️

POV: Cat!Satan on his way to bite his owner's ankles

Cat!Satan design by @marinaescamaazul

This idea came up randomly while I was watching cat videos so I had to draw it

[demonsword586]

Explaining WHB devils's kinks(since they all have a scientific names on their character introductions)

I can't belive I became active again just to make this post but yea. Anyway since the game is coming out soon,I wanted to make this post to explain their cannon fetishes(and to also boink everyone,since some of them are pretty.......terrifing)(Also a lot of ophilia words)

Anyway let's cut to the chase!

Starting off with Satan and his devils,we have:

Sitri! He's into cardiophilia-fixation on heartbeats and hearts.(okay pretty tame,would probably love cuddling)

Belial has discophilia-love of record sounds and record music (still quite tame,maybe a bit weird)

Leraye with his keraunophilia-sexual attraction to thunder and/or lightning(kinda weird that he get's aroused by thunder but we don't kink shame)

Astaroth with narratophilia-sexual attraction to words and stories,normally dirty ones(omg he's into dirty talk and fanfictions!Honestly who can blame him)

Zagan coming in with kinesophilia-sexual attraction to movement and exercise(oh so he's into working out and sweat....intresting)

Lastly Paimon with haematophilia-attraction to blood(also yes even tho this looks and sounds like a girl,he's actually a guy. Also I have a feeling he would love period oral)

And we can't forget about the king himself Satan,who's into spanking! Pretty self explanitory. (He's probably an ass guy)

Let's move on to Mammon with his gold diggers(not actully but you get what I mean):

First we have Bimet who has timophilia-arousal from gold or wealth(wow an actual gold digger,must be very happy when he looks at his own feet)

Then there's this cutie! Eligos with his diaphanophilia-Sexual fondness for viewing nudity through diaphanous fabrics such as veils, underwear,baby dolls etc.(.....trust me I'm just as confused as you are about the baby doll part)

Lastly the king of greed Mammon with pygophilia-arousal for buttocks(Oh he's the ass man!)

(Also I found out about Valefor's kink but don't have any images.He's into autoplushophilia-arousal from imagining you're a plush toy(legit he's so knightly and want to be a teddy bear!So cute!!!))

Continuing with Envy's devils!:

First off...Foras who's into scopophilia-attraction to looking at naked bodies or watching others in the act(....he's that shadow you feel when you're changing clothes)

Next this slay,Barbatos with that extra heliophilia-attraction to sunlight(this bitch apperantly wants to photosynthesise)

The man who inspired me to do this...Glasyalabolas with necrophilia-(if you're wondering why that word sounds familliar it's because it's attraction to dead bodies......yea....moving on!)

Lastly the king of envy,Leviathan with that breath control-choking and controling your or his breathing if it wasn't clear enough.(why do all the kings have the normal ones,kinda suprising)

Next on the plate we got Beelzebub with his little mafia bosses!(also what are those skin tight pants that they're wearing?)

The biggest Beel shenanigans supporter Bael who also has olfactophilia-arousal of human smeels and odors(....the only man who doesn't mind if you didn't shower for years. Also he can apperantly even cosplay Beel for you)

Next up Stolas who's into pecattiphila(oh sounds italian)-arousal from an act that one belives is a sin(damn he must really love being a devil then,I have a feeling he's also into virgins)

Next up the dog himself,Naberius who likes autozoophilia-sexual arousal from.....being an animal(yes....he's into pet play apperantly)

Following up is Amon(also nice collar) who likes harmatophilia- sexual arousal from incompetence or mistakes, usually made by a woman(*cough* he would love me cuz I'm useless-*cough*)

Ending this pack of wolves with Beelzebub himself who's into olfactophilia-same as Bael,this man likes smelly humans(also what the heck are those things on his knees?!)

Moving on to the fallen angel Lucifer and all the healers he took!

(bro you okay?) First off we have Morax who apperantly loves stigmatophilia-arousal from piercings and tattoos(understandable,he like that little bad boy/bad girl types)

(oh nice muscle titties) Next up Buer with doraphilia-affection towards fur and skins off animals(damn him and Neu-something would get along nicely)

Moving on to Marbas with that touch of merinthophilia-being tied up....probably into shibari as well

Finishing this batch of bad boys with Lucifer himself! Who also has dacryphilia-arousal from tears and sobbing(oh kinky....but damn kinda evil)

Continuing with the boys that make me the most uncomftrable,Asmodeus's demons(unfortunatelly we don't have any more kings,maybe they will come after the game releases)

The most disturbing one for the start,Ronove with his...acrotomophilia-fetish for....amputees(look I don't kink shame but-)

Next up this disaster of a guy,Dantalian who likes autassassinophilia-sexually aroused by the risk of being killed.(also him x theraphy sounds like a pretty nice ship)

(sir don't look at me like that) Phenix,with his pretty tame morphophilia-interest in sexual partners whose body characteristics (e.g., height, weight, skin and hair color) are different from one's own.(basiclly a size kink but with other versions of it. Also...um...is he always cumming? How are his clothes not damp?)

Next up the last sin on the list,Belphegor's demons(kinda love them actually)

Starting with smarty pants,Gusion and his saphiophilia-romantic attraction based on someone's intelligence(damn it he's into nerds)

Following up with Bathin's hodophilia-someone who loves traveling(don't know how to involve this one into the bedroom....playing beach house?....doing it in a winter jacket?...)

Now for my favorite traumatized boy, Andrealphus with his...god...oculophilia-arousal from eyes and.....licking eyes(god why are you so hot yet have one of the weirdest kinks?! What are you?Jobin?!)

Dang it! I will have to make a part 2 for the angels,since I can only add 30 pictures!

Anyway I hope you enjoyed my little presentation,sorry it's so long!

[kadythethief]

hc satan is probably kinda straight-edge, like he probably is kinda of a party-pooper, would probably find it annoying to deal with a drunk mc

like he'd probably manhandle me :3

[koolades-world]

(Kicks down your door to remind you that the people in your phone care about you!!)

(and also to request a reactions to a cute lil thing MC can do to the bros)

So like,, this MC’s just a big softie for their demons. Loves them so damn much and would rather die than be subtle about it. How would each bro react to this MC casually taking his hand, kissing his palm, then like, closing his hand and giving it a lil pat before letting him go, like “take that with you for later”

Idk I think they would bluescreen lol

hi!!!! thank you <3 hope you're having an amazing day

yes omg that's sooo cute. thank you for blessing me with this idea

enjoy <3

Affectionate Mc hands the brothers a kiss

Lucifer

he's very caught off guard

it takes him a minute to process what you'd just done and by the time he mentally catches up, you've walked away

he'll look down at his hand and study it like he's never seen it before

with a smile, he holds it close to his chest. he's so grateful for you <3

Mammon

he's insisting humans are so odd and stumbling over his words but

he's actually so heart warmed

someone cares enough about him, and while that might have been something simple

it just show how much you really cared even despite how he acted sometimes

Levi

he's out of commission bestie

he's not even moving anymore, and he's rooted to the spot

maybe give him a little bit to recover then try to talk to him again

he's going to pretend that moment didn't happen outwardly, but inwardly he's holding onto that kiss and saving it for the right moment

Satan

for once, he's speechless

he knew you well, and he knew how affectionate you could be

but this was a newer trick of yours

he's more than willing to make this a cute little exchange the two of you do

Asmo

he's overjoyed!

he's going to rub it in his brothers faces that you gave him a kiss, and not them

he's even going to insist on giving one back

of course he's treasuring this moment forever. please do it for him again

Beel

he looks between you and the hand you planted the kiss in

it doesn't take him long to pull you into a hug before you could leave

but in the process, he accidently lets go of the kiss

could he trouble you for one more?

Belphie

it takes him a moment to process just like his older brother

as usual he's half asleep, but after a moment he realizes

he lets you know that he'd be saving it for his nap later that day

after that, he'll beg for more for his future naps

[rootspiral]

Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 4 part 2

(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])

(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1][2][3] ep4 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][+1] ep5 [1][2][3][4])

THE LITTLE FLOWER POPPIN. THE M'LADY

seems like agatha is having An Emotion

but look! look! rio is once again being super special extra on purpose!! because if she just strolled in agatha would be overwhelmed and run away again. so what does rio do??? she corners her with a grand zombie entrance!!! the more over the top she acts, the more agatha is in her element and comfortable interacting. and in this case, angry is a better start than sad. all part of rio's Brilliant 66-Steps-Plan To Win Her Wife Back™ (or was it 666?)

her face omg

oooh are you mad??? are you big mad at little ol' me???????

agatha is like nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope

imagine being aubrey plaza and being born so effortlessly cool. she's cool even when she's awkward dear lord

jen and alice: kinda stunned by both her hotness and her weirdness

lilia: VADE RETRO SATAN (lilia's spider senses are already tingling)

will I ever be over the fact that Death is just one particularly powerful green witch?? that she's a gentle if odd girl who grows plants and flowers and mushrooms and is called the River of Life??? that she is the embodiment of life in all her forms? that decay and regrowth are all part of the same natural cycle? that the hardest and most inexplicable thing a living being can go through is also the most reassuringly organic and normal???

have I already said "i love you patti lupone" today?

we're off to see the wizarrrrd. her cute peter pan outfit!

what do we think, billy? does she want to talk about it, or does she have the emotional maturity of a baby ostrich?

same girls, same

whoa there ladies, calm down. I'm already taken

lilia is also having an Emotion. it must be pretty weird to realize that your mortal foe is this hot

alice going NOPE when she sees her mom's house. the leaves are red alice, honey. it's your turn.

(does the back of rio's jacket look like a ribcage?)

it's going to be fine baby. your friends are all here. you can do this. deep breaths.

fire moon! fire moon! fire moon! oh this is my favorite trial

*grabs the mike* WOULD

from right to left: would, would, would, would, would, oh hi joe

rio: BITCH I AM?!?!?!?!?!?!? (everyone say thank you costume department)

the Road isn't subtle, BILLY.

sure, there wasn't enough sexual tension already, let's add side boobs, shall we? and rio being like hey agatha, hey agatha, hey. guess what. I'm here again agatha. you're not gonna get rid of me this time agatha.

I keep thinking that every reflection agatha comes across is a "te veo". and even when rio isn't there she is watching from mirrors and from puddles.

OH MY GAWD AGATHA how can you expect me to cope when you look around to make sure nobody is watching and then you lean in so so so sclose and then you say no with such a deep soulful voice and so much intimacy and such quiet anger and not one lil hint of clownery. I AM ABOUT TO GO FERAL

agatha around rio is like, mind screaming in anguish and body screaming in horny. lethal combination

lilia who's been trying and failing for centuries and centuries to come to terms with the violence human beings inflict on whoever is different

if there is one thing a broadway pro is trained to do is making people cry while wearing increasingly stupid wigs

JEN SEEING MASKS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIDES BEHIND THE MONSTER THAT BOUND HER

fletwood mac?!?!!?!?!?!?!? in this economy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I cannot handle much more of this, my emotions are raw and fragile and tender as it is already!!!!!!!!

oh, alice.

well this episode is making me feel like agatha: sad and horny. weird vibe but okay.

go to episode 4 part 3

[r0-boat]

OmG thanks so much for all the delicious stuff you wrote ❤️❤️❤️ Wonder if you can write sth about somnophilia, like one night the WHB kings are horny and their s.o is deep in sleep 👀

Again thank you for the smut, I re-read it multiple times already 😋

Sure! Thank you so much for liking my writing! I really like writing for these demons.

Whb Kings Somnophila

Cw: dubcon (s/o is asleep and does not say yes or no to advances.)

the kings are horny, but s/o is sleeping deeply.

Nsfw

Satan

His cock is throbbing in his pants; He wants you so bad but he can't bring himself to wake you up. You look so peaceful, so cute. He's utterly entrenched by your deep slumber your chest going up and down peacefully. So peaceful. His hand drifts toward his cock pulsating against the fabric of his jeans. He doesn't take them off rather slip his hand past the fabric and palm his legs. He shutters at how wrong this feels, but he doesn't care.

He gets in bed with you. His pants are long gone. He brings you against his chest. You're cute flesh thighs pressing against his length. It's not your hole, but it will do for now. Satan knows he if were to wake you, his subordinates would skin him alive, and anyone would kill him to be in his position. Your thighs feel amazing pressed against his cock heal. Remember that the next time when annoying ass Levi or Mammon start bragging about you.

Mammon

He wants to you to lay on top of him; ever since the first meeting were, you slept so peacefully on his chest; he is so desperate for that to happen again. You were so cute, small, and helpless, And he liked it when you used him as a bed. Mammon takes it upon himself to put himself in between the mattress and your body. Where he belongs, underneath you. You stured a little bit in his arms, but once you rested on his chest, he snuggled right into him. Perhaps he liked this a little too much; He smiled from his eyes cock starting to bulge in his pants. Shameless mammon sliding off his pants as he strokes his throbbing length, His other fingers playing with you till you're wet enough for him to slide inside. With your warmth around him and you sleeping peacefully, he was at peace. His dick throbbing inside you has he puts his hand in your hair petting you gently.

Leviathan

After your first unpeaceful day in Hades after being kidnapped You must have felt exhausted. You absolutely refused to sleep in Levi. Ungrateful human! He offered the most secure and comfy place in the castle and you refuse to sleep on the couch?!

Curled up on the couch, You tried to retain warmth. Levi sighs. He didn't want to leave you here; he picked you up into his arms, moving you to a guest room instead. He was glad he saw you before anyone else could. His heart fluttered, knowing he was the only one to see you so sleepy and cute. You are so bratty and mean before, And now look at you. His eyes soften does he brushes your hair out of your face but this fingers tucking it behind your ear. He felt heat going to his cock. Fuck... You look so irresistible. Jealousy begins to bubble, other demons had to see you like this. Jealousy mixes with lust has Levi slips his cock out of his pants He can't help it He wants you so bad and he keeps thinking about the way your hands went around his neck. What have you done to him??

Beelzebub

He spreads your sleepy legs apart. He had been so hungry all day thinking about you for a quick meal but now that I found you sleeping so cute and peacefully. He couldn't help but dive his face in between your legs. Doing consciously grind your hips into his face, He eagerly laps at you deeper.. when you finally begin to wake up you clench around his tongue. Your thighs pressed against your head as your eyes fluttered open to meet wild pools of gold. Beel moans against you. As much as he likes your thighs squeezing his head, he pushes you open so he can have his fingers work you. He wants more when he notices you sleepily staring at him. He smirks. "Good morning, sleeping beauty."

Lucifer

He is pleased to know that you are safe enough with him to fall asleep in his own bed. Though he is a little guilty that You had to wait until you fell asleep in his sheets. He can't help but feel a sense of pride having Solomon's progeny, curious little child of man, in bed, knowing they are so sought after. Another part of him is curious. He had never seen a human sleep so closely. He hopes you don't mind as he lays beside you. As soon as he got beneath the sheets with you, he was getting to move, pressing your ass right up against his crotch instinctively; he wrapped his arms around you, and your back pressed against his chest. Apparently, this is a human sleeping ritual called 'spooning.' The act is innocent but feels inherently sexual since you can feel the curve of your ass pressed against his bulging cock. His breath shakes with his head buried into your hair, inhaling your scent. You can't help but fuck his hips, but not enough to wake you. He wants this moment to last for a little longer.

[chifuyudck]

the brothers reaction to mc walking in to them jerking off

the brothers x gn!reader. nsfw.

summary: literally just the caption omg. 😭

warnings: mentions of sex, masturbation, dicks.

a/n: guys this is the first nsfw typa writing from me so idk if it’s good, feedback would be appreciated. english isn’t my first language, sorry for any grammar mistakes. requests are open (also for nsfw)

———————————————

LUCIFER

he was about to orgasm from rubbing his cock up and down until he heard two soft knocks on his bedroom door. luckily he was in the office attached to his bedroom so he had more time to fix his pants.

the way his belt is unbuckled, his pants are lazily fastened by a button and his hair is sticking to his forehead doesn’t go unnoticed by you, and you quickly realise what’s going on.

he isn’t ashamed at all, just a little bit caught off guard. knowing he jacks off thinking about you hurts his pride, but you having him edge himself too? that’s even worse.

would pull you on his lap nonchalantly and act as if his bulge isn’t literally pressing into your ass, would whimper too when you move too much.

MAMMON

you always storm into mammon’s room without knocking since he does the same to you, although you didn’t think this would happen.

he’s all splayed out on the couch while fisting his cock, when he realises you’re standing in his room he freezes and his face turns red.

you quickly apologise and leave his room as he sits there dumbfounded.

he can’t stop thinking about what happened and honestly, he gets turned on by the idea of you seeing him jerk off while he was thinking of you.

LEVIATHAN

he actually screams in a high-pitched voice as you walk in on him, his face all red and he stutters things like, “g-go away! mc! y-you can’t see me like this!”

when you turn away to leave he quickly gets up and pulls you back, “w-wait! t-things haven’t changed b-between us, right?” he asks you, still with heated cheeks.

“maybe you should put your pants on first, levi.” you tell him, and now he’s even more embarrassed.

is actually scared that you’ll walk in on him again, so he only jerks off in the bathroom now.

SATAN

you both freeze up as you stare at each other as you accidentally walked in on satan jerking off.

he would say something like, “well this is embarrassing.” while stuffing his rock hard cock back in his pants.

he invites you to sit next to him on his bed, and you do. while he’s acting like nothing happened your cheeks are burning red.

the tension starts to grow between you and he might as well take his cock out of his pants again.

ASMODEUS

would love you even more after you walked in on you, tbh he always imagined this happening and now his dream is coming true.

he only puts his cock back in if you ask him to.

makes remarks on how cute you are when you’re flustered, says he hopes it will happen again and wants you to join him.

if you want to he’s totally open for it, but if you don’t, next time better! will definitely tease you about it later, while he should be the one more embarrassed.

BEELZEBUB

he thought he could finally jerk off in peace now that belphie was playing games with levi in his room, but now you interrupted him.

apologises to you and quickly puts his pants back on, after that there’s an awkward silence.

you just stare at each other until you decide it’s better to leave him alone now.

is so embarrassed about it becomes the reason he can’t fall asleep, would later on come to your room and ask you to reassure him that you don’t hate him for it.

BELPHEGOR

this man would probably just continue fisting his cock, even when you tell him to stop.

would start moaning your name to tease you and make you more embarrassed.

straight up goes around and tell his brothers how you walked in on him jerking off.

he doesn’t care at all, and forgets about it the next day.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Whb kings when MC dates one of their nobles

Satan would murder your boyfriend (affectionatly). He'll be quite pissed that you chose a noble over him, but I think he would act like a dad when their child first gets a date. "Who are you? What are you planning to do with MC? I need a detailed time-table of all the activities. How did you meet? What flowers did you buy them? How much can you lift?" Yeah, he knows his nobles like brothers, but he won't hesitate to abuse his status as their king to make sure you're taken care of. He would be most fine with you dating Zagan or Belial, they're the only sane people in the country.

Mammon would congratulate you. Of course his master would want one of his subjects, they're the highest quality you can get on the market. I don't think Mammon really sees any other devil as being a fully concious individual being. To him they're all kind of like pets. He loves them but in the same way someone might love a dog. So, to him, Mc dating a noble or a king or God himself is the same. He knows that at some point you'll return back to him. He's glad that it's someone from Tartaros since he gets to have you close. He would like to see you with Eligos because you could both be cute together.

Leviathan would murder your 'boyfriend' (aggressively). Oh, you're dating Barbatos? No you're not. Leviathan is a true gaslight gatekeep girlboss, so he'll try to convince you that your little noble sweetheart doesn't love you. He'll go to the noble in question and threaten to have them skinned for treason. He would rather flood his own kingdom than have you dating anyone else but him.

Beelzebub would do one of the following 1. Don't care, didn't ask, send nudes 2. Omg, tell me about it, bestie! 3. Who's the bastard so I know to have a talk with him.

He fluctuates between these three moods depending on what clone you're talking to and at what time of day. He's usually fine with you dating a noble unless he decided he put his claim on you first. It really depends in what order it happened, since he wouldn't try to break up an existing couple, but he won't let you date anyone else if he marked you already. He would prefere if you dated Bael since he knows that guy needs a break... or 1000.

At first I thought that Lucifer would be possessive of his nobles and wouldn't want some random ass human dating them (reverse Satan). But on second thought, I think Lucifer would be the number one shipper between you and said noble. He likes knowing that they are getting to interact with other cultures and species. He would probably pull you aside the first time your boyfriend introduced you to him and he'll pin you to the wall and speak in an intimidating voice "If you even think about hurting my brother, I will make sure you suffer in ways no human was supposed to." Then he just drops you, smiles politely and tell you to have a great date with your darling. He would like if you dated Gamigin because that's his son, but anyone would do.