#sassy boyfriends

[seoul-bros]

Sassy!!!!!

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Post Date: 31/07/2024

[zokinus]

Lando be like i‘m filming my boyfriend and nobody can stop me

[sassycordy]

two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”👯‍♀️

audio credits: miasaudio

[canisalbus]

The other day i was going for a walk when i saw a couple with a shy greyhound and a very confident chihuahua. My first thought was "hey! that greyhound is just like Machete, Machete would look very beautiful as a greyhound..." and then it downed on me and i lmao at the idea of Vasco being a tiny and sassy chihuahua.

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[dykedvonte]

Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.

Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.

[ingravinoveritas]

Mark Gatiss winning Best Actor at the Oliviers instead of David is like expecting a six-course feast and getting three crackers and an olive for dinner instead...

[tastesousweet]

hate how down bad i am for matt sometimes bcs why u got me smiling and looking foolish watching this yt video ON MY WIFI??? i’m sick

[kimis-gloves]

sassy men apocalypse

[merry-andrews]

But what if in another universe, Kenshi stays in Yakuza with Johnny being his not-so-secret-celebrity-lover?!❤

[classysassy9791]

For the lovely @echobows! I hope you have a wonderful birthday! <3

Summary: Kagome's childhood best friend asked her a question, and she finally figured out how to respond.

Fandom: Inuyasha Genre: AU/Fluff Pairing: InuKag Words: 400

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐭'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!    

a/n: I’m on that goddamn Ted Lasso train binches. Please don’t let me be the only one that is in love with ... everyone. Also - this is the ONLY team I will ever care about. 

Warnings: sWEARINGS hehe, mentions of family abuse, childhood trauma

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ      

ESTP

Slytherin

Chaotic Neutral

The Hanged Man

Leo Sun, Pisces Moon, Gemini Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿  

・Was he a prick when you first knew him? Fuck yes. But did he grow and become a better man? HELL FUCKING YES.

・You knew Jamie from your school years, he was always the prick, the jock who would tease anyone just so no one would see the hurt he endured

・You used to stand up to him all the time - putting him in his place

・The funny thing was, that later in your life, your brother was chosen for the Richmond team

・And you were forced to go to every game by your mother, and see your former bully play on the same team as your brother 

・It was such a weird situation, and yet you tried to make the best of it. 

・Somehow you became incredibly close friends with Keeley. She saw you trying to find the locker room, to wish your brother good luck. And you became fast friends. 

・Your relationship with Keeley became really important, and once you found out about her and Jamie (after they split up), you were shocked.

  “But, but you’re so - you!” 

“What are you talkin’ about?” 

   “You’re so ... gorgeous, and funny and open-minded...the complete opposite of Jamie!” 

・She just shook her head with a sad smile, “there’s a lot about him that people don’t see. Or understand.” 

・Keeley actually became one of your biggest shippers

・It was a slowburn romance. A lot of stolen glances, baseless insults and light-hearted complaining about the other. 

・Everyone could see it but the two of you

・And you both denied your feelings over and over and over again

・Even Coach Lasso could see it, and it wasn’t until Roy told Jamie to stop being suck a twat, that Jamie realised his feelings 

・Keeley gave her blessing, because you’d never go breach your friendship over a guy 

・When you started going out, Jamie did everything he could to impress you - take you on the most expensive dates to restaurants; one of his ideas was to take you to Disneyland but Keeley said ... that was overdoing it a bit. (She said maybe after a year of dating you’d be comfortable with that idea)

・You were hesitant with the relationship because you didn’t want an immature partner. But although he can be childish at times, he really developed as a person. 

・He’s accountable for his actions - and actually went and apologised to everyone he bullied at school

・You made him watch the Prince of Egypt and he response throughout was “woahh babe, babe what-” “um...why aren’t more people talking about this?” 

・And he basically cried throughout the movie, especially at the end. And then he asked what happens to them after they escape and you’re like ... “babe c’mon. It’s - they’ve literally written...”

・Calls you “babe,” “sexy,” “sweetcheeks” 

・Actually really likes the show Outlander, like ... a lot. To the point that he binge watched it and wanted to dress up as Jamie Fraser for Halloween

・You go to all his games (I mean...your brother is on the same team, so really two birds one stone, right?)

・He always spots you in the crowd (easily done - you sit where Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins do) and when he does, he blows you a kiss. It’s always good luck when you catch it and place it on your heart 

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔    

”I love you, wholeheartedly.” x “You shouldn’t, I don’t deserve it.”

Tough on the Outside, Soft on the Inside  x The Top 

Malewife x Girl/Guy/Theyboss

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆  

Enemies to Lovers 

Second-Chance At Love

Late Love Realisation

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈:    

Supersoaker by Kings of Leon

[sunnykeysmash]

I think they should bring back Mac calling Dennis "Den" but only as a passive aggressive thing when Mac's angry

[emjiroki]

This scene makes me think about Boyfriend Sukuna! going on a movie date with you. It took a little convincing, alot of begging, but he finally relented and let you drag him along to the theater.

You're sitting down in your seats watching commercials and previews with your various candies and a bucket of popcorn in his lap. He mindlessly grabs a handful and grimaces a little at the buttery feeling on his fingers before eating it. A few crunches in and he's leaning over to you.

"This is shit" he says, maybe a little too loud.

"Then give it to me" you reach to take the bucket from him but he moves it out of your reach, an indignant look on his face so you let him be.

By the end of the movie the bucket is near empty as he throws it in the trash, a dirty look flashed your way as you giggled and a swift kiss planted to your forehead as he drags you out of the theater.

[emblazons]

"Are you really questioning Suzie right now?"

aka the world's sassiest boy in a van: Mike Wheeler companion piece to Will Byers in S04E08 - Papa

[biblicallyaccuratestiles]

DEREK: "Jesus!"

STILES: "Just Stiles is fine, thanks."

[omgeto]

incoming tattoo artist boyfriend!geto...