#sarcasm ! btw!!!!!
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unironically i'm still a huge fan of how the corpus in warframe manages to be a sci-fi "capitalism as a religion" faction that ENTIRELY sidesteps jewish stereotypes in favor of televangelism/"gospel of prosperity" type shit
all my respect goes out to so elegantly dodging the low-hanging fruit
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1. I really just don’t like how you shit on Chloe in your Au considering that she is technically the Main character now because of her having the ladybug earrings.
2. As for unlikable characters exist. Yeah they do but they usually don’t have a really good back story.
Thomas give her a sad backstory, took that away and made her worse ??? It makes no sense. Especially if it was supposed to be a unlikable character. her backstory isn’t an excuse for her actions but yall hate her for the actions and at the same time don’t want her to change.
(Not only that but he ended replacing her with a very boring and rushed character like Zoé.)
Basically what I’m saying it’s just weird for yall to hate a character that much.
I think it's really weird for y'all to be so defensive of a fictional person, yet here we are.
Perhaps you were mislead because her "hero" form was the title of the AU, but uh, Scarlet Lady was never about Chloe. That's why she didn't, like, grow or anything and why we left her several times to focus on Adrien and Marinette. Having the Ladybug Earrings does not automatically make someone the main character, she's the tritagonist at best. And canonically, she's just a side character with too much screen time.
But even if she was the main character, so what? Scarlet Lady's tone is comical, it was never going to go deep (except in the Finale, kinda) and Chloe was never going to get the 5 Hour Youtube Essay Deep Cut in Comic Form about the Wonderful Person She Had the Potential to Become that viewers like you seem to be craving so badly.
And we fundamentally disagree about Chloe's backstory. It's not a good backstory, it's pretty basic, not even entirely unique to Chloe in the very story it's stuck in, and removing it changes nothing about her or her personality and motivations in the long run. It's used as a weak excuse that's only brought up at random to the point where even canon doesn't buy it anymore.
Though I'm not sure why you think that unlikeable characters can't have sympathetic backstories, the point is usually that despite going through the worst and despite the fact that it's entirely possible if things were different for them that the character could've been someone entirely different (and therefore "likeable"), none of those things erase the things they've done or make them more likeable. It just makes them kinda sad on top of it.
But that doesn't really apply to Chloe since taking out her garbage birth giver still leaves her with Andre who did a good job ruining her all on his own.
Anyway, sorry for the rant, but to wrap it up, sorry you don't like how I do things around here, no one's keeping you here if you don't wanna be faced with it or whatever.
#guys when will you all understand that I don't hate Chloe#I hate *Gabriel*#I love Chloe the way she is - and the way she is is insufferable U_U#you guys are the fake fans who don't love her for the menace to society that she is imo#ok anon#btw these tags are like 95% sarcasm
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I'm about to throw stones but when people my age say "I don't like these Gen Z teenage tone indicators. How am I supposed to MEMORIZE all these new abbreviations? '/nm'? '/lh'? I hate it." it sounds utterly indistinguishable from our parents being like "I don't get this text speak. 'omg'? 'lol'? SAY what you mean! Don't abbreviate!" Like I dunno how to tell you that evolving language involves... learning the evolved parts of language.
I understand like 4 tone indicators and I'm frequently confused but I support it. It's honestly a good solution to tone lost over text imo. I'm ancient and my bones are full of dust but I'll figure it out.
#being up front and clear about tone is a huge win imo#without having to go like 'btw this is me being sincere. and that wasn't sarcasm when I said I was sincere i mean I'm actually sincere.'#anyway this is to say im pro tone indicator#chrissy speaks
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Super classist to suggest eating beans instead of meat btw. Not at all classist to suggest buying genuine leather though, because genuine leather is super cheap and really easy for everyone to get it secondhand.
#vegan#and obviously we all need leather#i mean i personally only own leather#leather jackets leather t shirts leather socks#this is all sarcasm btw#i own 0 leather#and have no issues
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oh no. how dare people ship something else other than the ship you like and also like a character that you personally don't approve of. what gave them the right.
#this is sarcasm btw#jegulus#jily#yall piss me off#moonwater#wolfstar#percico#percabeth#yall also piss me off and im just in the mood for it#marauders era#marauders#pjo hoo toa
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arthur is such a gossip like no matter who he’s riding with he’ll find someone to bitch about the entire ride he would’ve done wonders as a guest judge on ru paul
#this isn’t hate btw#one of my favourite parts of arthur is his unwarranted sass and sarcasm#he’s so funny to me#arthur morgan#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#my love arthur#save me arthur
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Honestly, Stolas' speech alone makes me hope they don't get together at the end of the season. Like, maybe rekindle their relationship, but nothing more than that. This is something that needs more than just a sorry.
#i hate the angst but it's very well-written#can't wait for ppl to talk shit about stolas#(that was sarcasm btw)#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#apology tour#stolas#prince stolas#blitzo#video
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Why do people keep acting like Wu & Misako are intentionally malicious evil evil people in their actions and not y’know… trying their best in the absolute worst circumstances ever known to man
#one of ninjagos biggest literacy themes is how you cannot outrun fate/destiny#we see it in spinjitzu brothers books#and we see it with garmadon#and we see it with misako#and we see it with lloyd…#reading comprehension is dead to some of y’all istg#also#characters can be flawed!#*shocked pikachu face*#that was sarcasm btw#anyway#try to see the nuance in a characted before dunkinb on them i beg#ninjago#lego ninjago#sensei wu#ninjago wu#lord garmadon#ninjago garmadon#ninjago fanart#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#misako montgomery garmadon#ninjago misako
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The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )
Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao
#Also he didn't even lead Reyna on wtf#literally y'all are acting like Reyna didn't develop a crush on Percy literal days after he arrived completely forgetting abt jason lol#The last paragraph was sarcasm btw just showing how people say it like it's a bad thing that jason had self confidence#No he isn't fucking evil for thinking he can defeat Percy. Jason has accomplished great enough things to think that so stfu#It's not his fucking fault people in Rome lifted him up to such a royal pedestal#Also not his fucking fault Rick kept knocking him out so Percy can have the spotlight all the time lmao#pjo#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo hoo#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#leo valdez#piper mclean#annabeth chase#frank zhang#hazel levesque#reyna ramirez arellano
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WE BOTH BE SIMPS FOR SKY ✨ THE PRECIOUS BEAN <33333 He has my entire heart, I love him smmm
But also now, got me sad for Sky cause poor baby deserves to get the experience of self expression through tattoos </3 which I think would work especially well in, say, self aware au, cause I would get to take him to get his first tattoo <33333 paid about $900-1K for all three sessions for my entire sleeve, I will gladly pay whatever for anything he wants done <333 especially if he wants a colored tattoo <3333
But also I’d love to know more of your thoughts on the whole Human vs Hylian thing, what are some key differences between hylians and humans that you haven’t had the opportunity to bring up yet? Doesn’t even have to be key differences, I’d just love to learn more on what your thoughts are <3
~🍀 anon
YEAHHHH SIMPS FOR THE BEST BOYYYY <333
I think sky would actually really want to get a tattoo after learning how they're pretty common for humans (he'd also want to either get one to match one of yours or a new matching set with you <3) but I think he'd want it to have an important meaning - his first one (only ones with self aware sky) has something to do with you, say your favourite flower or something that reminds him of you I also think he'd get something symbolic of crimson (also that price range for a sleeve sounds like a steal from the prices near me ong)
as for other headcanons about humans/hylians? One thing that I've been thinking about but haven't brought up is spice tolerances, and how Hylian spice tolerance is utterly abysmal compared to humans
remember this scene with the goron spice being used as a threat? I think that goron spice is about on par with a mild curry/chili powder.. Wild - They're using something that for most won't really register as spicy to punish the chain for the whole thing with the vai outfit.
Sky probably has a pretty low spice tolerance too but his is more because he's never had anything remotely spicy in his life, he could grow to have more of a tolerance whereas wild has had his body changed a lot by the sheika juice so I think certain tolerances of his got bumped up by a lot too - cal would want to eat it and struggle through but wild just eats it like no ones business In general I think that hylians just have a worse track record with anything you'd eat caffeine, poisons, alcohol, spice and even mint can make them struggle sometimes (Do NOT give wind an energy drink so help you)
I also think that hylians have a pretty weak immune system compared to humans, however it's also rarer for a hylian to get sick than it is for a human to cause of ✨magic✨ if any of the chain were to catch just the common cold from you or sky it will take them OUT, for humans the symptoms are just a runny nose, sore throat, cough and a fever for the hylians all of those things are dialled to one hundred - you get a sniffle? Time can't breathe. sky has a mild cough that he's trying to milk to get you to give him hugs? Warriors sounds like he's hacking up a lung and is that blood he just coughed up!!??
I also think hylians are unable to knowingly lie, like white lies are possible and if they fully believe what they're saying is true then they can. But an outright malicious lie or something like the turncoats? It isn't possible without dark and/or potent magic affecting them in some way. (or by having a human spirit instead of a hylian one >:3c) this also means that most hylians cannot use sarcasm, or at least not very well do with that what you will <3
#I think most of the links are capable of sarcasm btw#it just isn't common#legend gets assumed to be serious a lot of the time#because hylians just DON'T GET SARCASM#moss✦answers#🍀 anon#linked universe x reader#yandere linked universe x reader#yandere linked universe#link x reader#linked universe#yandere link#sky x reader#lu sky#lu sky x reader#humans v hylians#ough need a prper tag for thatttt#humans are space oddities#humans are space orcs#human sky
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"Waaah your chickens probably poop everywhere it must be so gross!"
My birds usually wear diapers but
The poop their talking about-
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Me and who
#t-traditional art?!#anyways yeah we're going back to the roots for this one guys#2 more posts incoming and it has literally nothing related to saiou or dr what so ever#my art#saiouma#shuichi saihara#kokichi ouma#kokichi oma#ndrv3#shall we welcome back my trusty phone camera too#always consistently bringing us the most top notch quality captures#this was sarcasm btw.
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wow guys look how wholesome and healthy and miscommunication free this dynamic is there’s no pain involved whattt!!
#utmv#traditional scribles#horrordust#horrorfarm#dustyrottencrops#EXCEPT NOT(yet?)#bad sanses#sans aus#sans ships#dust sans#murder sans#farm sans#saejun sans#horror sans#GUYS THERES NO MISCOMMUNICATION#BCS WE WOULDNT WANT TO HOLD THEM BACK WOULD WEEE#this is sarcasm btw#dusttale#horrortale#farmtale#my art ig
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Suddenly wishing my parents could read my mind/see inside my head so they understood I actually CAN'T do the things I say I can't do. Its not that I don't want to its that I literally cannot do them :)
#anyway i almost got in a car wreck#it was not my fault#but im not reacting to it very well#haha#and now i get to go to work#yayyy#/sarcasm#anyway i dont actually want my parents in my head cause haha#intrusive thoughts and all#they both have anxiety and are medicated and guess who also has anxiety and is NOT medicayed#yayy#' youre so smart you can do litetally anything' yall i am literally 24/7 masking and its gonna get to me one of these days#so now i cant do anything#vent#sorry if you read all this#im not having a good morning haha#dont feel the need to respond#the only plus side is when i am in mental anguish i can ignore my physical anguish#yayyyyy for real!#the thing in question i cant do is driving btw#i should by all means not be on the road
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its really cool how autism has been 'accepted' and now the thing to say to people being weird is schizo
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Tired of running this Russian psy-op against Biden for free. Suspending operations until Putin sends my check in the mail. Can't keep giving freebies in the gig economy, even for a stand-up guy like Vladimir. I need to feed my cats.
#genocide joe#this is sarcasm btw#tankies and neoliberals are both fascists#fuck joe biden#vote biden#shit liberals say#white liberals#liberal brainrot#us politics#crack#free palestine#gaza genocide#racism#islamophobia#anti blackness#knee of huss
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