#this is all sarcasm btw

[freshly-vegan]

Super classist to suggest eating beans instead of meat btw. Not at all classist to suggest buying genuine leather though, because genuine leather is super cheap and really easy for everyone to get it secondhand.

[playtimewmyself]

Dressed up, plugged up, and ready to go run some errands.

I sure hope my skirt doesn't blow up and show my lil pink jeweled plug to the world. I dunno what I'd do if someone were to see it and realize what a needy slut I am. Just about anyone could bend me over in the parking lot and I wouldn't be able to resist.

Cum in my ass then plug me back up as a surprise for the next guy?

[sacharowan]

everyone is 'turning into' perez this season?!?!? maybe he's the problem

[ficklepenguin]

sooooo glad ads on the tumblr app are unmuted by default now, it makes for a great user experience when i'm chill and scrolling and suddenly i'm being blasted in the ears by terrible ad music

[lifewouldbebetteronmars]

Yes because implying he has a big dick makes up for taking a picture of his colostomy bag

That’s totally sound reasoning, Freddie

[plushiious]

Not me confronting my managers twice in one week noooo please nooooooo I hate confrontations nooooooooooo :[

[milubrique]

Hi, any chance you're looking to be railed so hard you can't speak by an older and bigger guy?

sure i will gladly take this offer by someone anonymous who i've never spoken a word to

[butteredcrackers]

I love having a disorder! I love having to wear long sleeves and jackets in 60 degree weather and STILL be shivering. I love always having to wear gloves and double layered socks because I'm so cold! I love having the chance to get cancer if I ever get off my medication for too long! I love having no energy, ever! I love being constantly fatigued! I love having the skin on my face be so dry it flakes off! I love having joint pain, especially in my fingers, so bad I can't write or type! I love pulling 10-20 hairs off of me every hour because my hair is falling out! I just love having a genetic disorder!

[niroke]

I sure do love writing an essay about physician assisted dying on this random Wednesday, this isn't mentally drawing at all.

[keyofradiance]

i hate her least favorite character she doesnt do irreparable damage to my psyche everyday shes definitely not reason im obsessed with the knight x princess romance

[somewhereincairparavel]

The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )

Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao

[coolnonsenseworld]

Every Calendar pre-order gets the HEX sticker as well, so I'm posting it along with the introduction to the Universe to preface it. I've decided to put writing HEX as my priority for September/October, with the goal to publish the first chapter on AO3 exactly on Halloween - so here it is! Whatever happens it's gonna be there.

It has been stuck in my head like an earworm, so I can't wait.

[birdricks]

going actually a little insane over this. rick remembering looking back and bp remembering rick simply walking away.

[gwyns]

it's soooo weird how gwynriel interactions increase and e/riel interactions stop completely after solstice in acosf... huh i wonder what could've happened....

[demonholdingalillie]

Guys guys, Sam and Celia will be Fine. Alice will be Fine. Gwen will be Fine.

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Colin's a bit too far gone, but he'll probably Survive. It's okay, they'll all be Fine, I mean, this is the MAGNUS PROTOCAL we're talking about. A series that came after the Magnus Archives and written/edited by the same two dudes, everything's going to be Fine.

[sophitz]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wanna be friends, (I ship foster-keefe, btw, hope that doesn't cause a problem)

actually it is a problem i’m like a rabid dog who kills people i have shipping differences with on sight