#this is all sarcasm btw

[less-freshly-vegan]

Super classist to suggest eating beans instead of meat btw. Not at all classist to suggest buying genuine leather though, because genuine leather is super cheap and really easy for everyone to get it secondhand.

[cashandandrogyny]

I’m feeling extreme fomo cuz I don’t have silver or m&g tickets 🥲

[playtimewmyself]

Dressed up, plugged up, and ready to go run some errands.

I sure hope my skirt doesn't blow up and show my lil pink jeweled plug to the world. I dunno what I'd do if someone were to see it and realize what a needy slut I am. Just about anyone could bend me over in the parking lot and I wouldn't be able to resist.

Cum in my ass then plug me back up as a surprise for the next guy?

[butteredcrackers]

I love having a disorder! I love having to wear long sleeves and jackets in 60 degree weather and STILL be shivering. I love always having to wear gloves and double layered socks because I'm so cold! I love having the chance to get cancer if I ever get off my medication for too long! I love having no energy, ever! I love being constantly fatigued! I love having the skin on my face be so dry it flakes off! I love having joint pain, especially in my fingers, so bad I can't write or type! I love pulling 10-20 hairs off of me every hour because my hair is falling out! I just love having a genetic disorder!

[sacharowan]

everyone is 'turning into' perez this season?!?!? maybe he's the problem

[ficklepenguin]

sooooo glad ads on the tumblr app are unmuted by default now, it makes for a great user experience when i'm chill and scrolling and suddenly i'm being blasted in the ears by terrible ad music

[lifewouldbebetteronmars]

Yes because implying he has a big dick makes up for taking a picture of his colostomy bag

That’s totally sound reasoning, Freddie

[plushiious]

Not me confronting my managers twice in one week noooo please nooooooo I hate confrontations nooooooooooo :[

[milubrique]

Hi, any chance you're looking to be railed so hard you can't speak by an older and bigger guy?

sure i will gladly take this offer by someone anonymous who i've never spoken a word to

[niroke]

I sure do love writing an essay about physician assisted dying on this random Wednesday, this isn't mentally drawing at all.

[keyofradiance]

i hate her least favorite character she doesnt do irreparable damage to my psyche everyday shes definitely not reason im obsessed with the knight x princess romance

[zoe-oneesama]

1. I really just don’t like how you shit on Chloe in your Au considering that she is technically the Main character now because of her having the ladybug earrings.

2. As for unlikable characters exist. Yeah they do but they usually don’t have a really good back story.

Thomas give her a sad backstory, took that away and made her worse ??? It makes no sense. Especially if it was supposed to be a unlikable character. her backstory isn’t an excuse for her actions but yall hate her for the actions and at the same time don’t want her to change.

(Not only that but he ended replacing her with a very boring and rushed character like Zoé.)

Basically what I’m saying it’s just weird for yall to hate a character that much.

I think it's really weird for y'all to be so defensive of a fictional person, yet here we are.

Perhaps you were mislead because her "hero" form was the title of the AU, but uh, Scarlet Lady was never about Chloe. That's why she didn't, like, grow or anything and why we left her several times to focus on Adrien and Marinette. Having the Ladybug Earrings does not automatically make someone the main character, she's the tritagonist at best. And canonically, she's just a side character with too much screen time.

But even if she was the main character, so what? Scarlet Lady's tone is comical, it was never going to go deep (except in the Finale, kinda) and Chloe was never going to get the 5 Hour Youtube Essay Deep Cut in Comic Form about the Wonderful Person She Had the Potential to Become that viewers like you seem to be craving so badly.

And we fundamentally disagree about Chloe's backstory. It's not a good backstory, it's pretty basic, not even entirely unique to Chloe in the very story it's stuck in, and removing it changes nothing about her or her personality and motivations in the long run. It's used as a weak excuse that's only brought up at random to the point where even canon doesn't buy it anymore.

Though I'm not sure why you think that unlikeable characters can't have sympathetic backstories, the point is usually that despite going through the worst and despite the fact that it's entirely possible if things were different for them that the character could've been someone entirely different (and therefore "likeable"), none of those things erase the things they've done or make them more likeable. It just makes them kinda sad on top of it.

But that doesn't really apply to Chloe since taking out her garbage birth giver still leaves her with Andre who did a good job ruining her all on his own.

Anyway, sorry for the rant, but to wrap it up, sorry you don't like how I do things around here, no one's keeping you here if you don't wanna be faced with it or whatever.

[somewhereincairparavel]

The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )

Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao

[angelpuns]

Suddenly wishing my parents could read my mind/see inside my head so they understood I actually CAN'T do the things I say I can't do. Its not that I don't want to its that I literally cannot do them :)

[hopalongfairywren]

Not until every last character has been butchered into a hollow flanderized version of themselves that's either demonized or parentified and made to be the savior or villain of our glorious 247k word dark-superhero-highschool-fostercare-royal-passerine-chatfic! (It's tagged Hurt Tommyinnit and Parental Wilbur Soot or Villain Wilbur soot take your pick and It doesn't even mention half the characters tagged btw.)

KEEP TOMMYINNIT OUT OF THE QSMP AO3 TAG PLEASE FOR CHRISTS SAKE

[coolnonsenseworld]

Every Calendar pre-order gets the HEX sticker as well, so I'm posting it along with the introduction to the Universe to preface it. I've decided to put writing HEX as my priority for September/October, with the goal to publish the first chapter on AO3 exactly on Halloween - so here it is! Whatever happens it's gonna be there.

It has been stuck in my head like an earworm, so I can't wait.