#sandra x jerry

[eddies-spaghetti]

Sandra and Jerry head canons for @moonwack

[mysteryideasgroup]

MSA X TMNT 2012: Within The Woods AU: Search for Raph

[In the woods, Raph is trying to chop some woods... but then someone's shadow arrives... ominous music plays.]

Raph: What was that? Who's there?

[Raph sees a deer.]

Raph: [Sighs in relief.] Just a deer. Phew. Easy, Raph. Don't get paranoid.

[A massive figure approaches her and covers her up with vines, causing Raph to shriek in terror. This shriek continues, until the figure lunges at him and his shriek stops. Cut to the farmhouse. Outside, everyone is calling out for Raph.]

Mikey: RAPH! He's been gone for hours. RAPH!

They waited for Raph to return from the woods... They realize that something has gone wrong... They are split up into teams. Leo, Carol, Sammy, and Lulu are staying. Master Haruki and Mistress Chelsea are staying here looking after them. 

[The others look for Raph.]

Casey: Raph! Can you hear us?!

April: Don't you think he'd answer?

Leo: All right, we split up. April, Bart, Josh, Matilda Miles, Molly, Jaxson, Lewis, Arthur, Vivi, Varian, Stephanie, Sammy, Jerry, Sandra, Gary, and Casey, you guys take that way. Mikey, Cera, Maisy, Mike, Ecole, Misti, Terry, Paul, Randy and Donnie, you take that way. Sarah, Sapphire, Samantha, Ruby, and Starletta with Laura Sylvia, Sardonyx, Sparkle-Sprinkles, and Sueanne, you take that way. Mystery Investigator Teams, Mystery Demon Hunters Teams, Mystery Skulls Teams of Associates, you take that way. The Amazing Mystery Teams, Mystery Hunters Teams, Mystery Slayers Teams, and The Heroes of Mysterious Teams, you take that way.

Mikey: [stubborn] Split up? 

Sarah: Right, we need to stay together, teams.

Vera: Are you loco, homey?

Donnie: [disappointed and jealous] April and Casey go off alone? Together?

2012 Nick Leo: Mikey, Cera, Maisy, Mike, Ecole, Misti, Terry, Paul, Randy and Donnie, you take that way. 

[Donnie groans in frustration.]

April: What about you?

Leo: We’ll wait at the farmhouse in case Raph comes back. We won't be much help out there, anyway. 

Haruki: … We think he’s right hope… 

Chelsea feels not good about Leo, Carol, Sammy, and Lulu 

[Leo, Carol, Sammy, and Lulu limp away sadly, Mistress Chelsea and Master Haruki are staying with them. April frowns with sympathy for Leo, Carol, Sammy, and Lulu, and then Bart, Josh, Matilda Miles, Molly, Jaxson, Lewis, Arthur, Vivi, Varian, Stephanie, Sammy, Jerry, Sandra, Gary, and Casey take her away. They begin to leave into the forest.] 

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For @laurasanchez36

AUs Alternate Universes Crossovers belongs to me 

All belongs to my MSA ocs sonas and my New MSA ocs sonas, (my MSA X TMNT ocs sonas and my New MSA X TMNT ocs sonas)

All belongs to her MSA ocs sonas and her New MSA ocs sonas, (her MSA X TMNT ocs sonas and her New MSA X TMNT ocs sonas)

Mystery Skulls Animated MSA belongs to Ben and MysteryBen27 of YouTube YT Series Shows 

TMNT belongs to Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird

[professionalfixator]

as of today, my mom and I have officially watched every season of Survivor. in honour of that milestone, I'm revealing our messed-up watch order that we started in March 2023, and my favourite player from each season. behold, the chaos:

Borneo (1), Dr. Sean

Survivor 44 - Yam Yam

David vs. Goliath (37), Christian

Blood vs. Water (27), Candice

Cagayan (28), Woo

Philippines (25), Denise & Penner

Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers (35), Ryan & Devon

Tocantins (18), Tyson & Stephen

Caramoan (26), Cochran

Worlds Apart (30), Joe & Shirin

Cambodia: Second Chance (31), Kass & Spencer

Winners at War (40), Tony & Ben

Heroes vs. Villains (20), Jerri & Sandra

All Stars (8), Rob & Amber

Survivor 45, Drew & Austin

Redemption Island (22), Rob & Stephanie

South Pacific (23), Ozzy & Cochran

Millennials vs. Gen X (33), Dave & Adam

Survivor 43, Owen & Cody

Game Changers (34), Michaela & Cirie

Cook Islands (13), Yul & Penner

Micronesia: Fans vs. Favourites (16), Eliza & Erik

The Australian Outback (2), Alicia & Rodger

Survivor 41, Ricard & Xander

One World (24), Monica & Kim

Island of the Idols (39), Tommy & Janet

San Juan Del Sur: Blood vs. Water (29), Reed & Natalie

Marquesas (4), Vecepia & Sean

Gabon (17), Sugar & Marcus

Africa (3), Ethan & Brandon

Survivor 42, Maryanne & Zach

Survivor 46, Tevin & Hunter

Guatemala (11), Rafe & Brian

Kaoh Rong (32), Aubry & Michele

Samoa (19), Natalie & John

The Amazon (6), Rob C.

Fiji (14), Earl

Edge of Extinction (38), Chris & Devens

Palau (10), Tom & Ian

Vanuatu (9), Chris & Julie

China (15), Todd & Courtney

Thailand (5), Shi-Ann & Brian

Ghost Island (36), Dominick

Panama (12), Cirie & Aras

Nicaragua (21), Fabio

Pearl Islands (7), Sandra & Rupert

What a journey!

[heiko-writes]

HI!

I’M KAT JOONDALUP

...and I'm ISO new, queer, and queer-friendly friends for chatting, sharing, bonding (and dating?)!

STATS:

Genderqueer

AFAB

1973

Lt. Brown Hair

Grey Eyes

Fair, Neutral Skin

5'5", 165 cm

260 lbs, 118 kg, 18.5 st

47-43-53

PERSONALITIES:

MYERS-BRIGGS: INFJ-T ENNEAGRAM: 4 Wing 5 CHRONOTYPE: Wolf

ALIGNMENTS:

DnD: True Neutral leaning Lawful

HOGWARTS:

Ravenclaw 42%

Hufflepuff 40%

Gryffindor 12%

Slytherin 6%

HERITAGE:

Irish 45%

Italian 25%

English 15%

Scottish 10%

Dutch/Flemish 5%

AFFILIATIONS:

Pro-choice Christian

Law Enforcement Parents and Friends

Armed Forces Parents and Friends

Centrist/Per Issue Voter; Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative; Foreign Policy: US Safety First

Sober Driver

SPOONY:

Fibromyalgia (meds)

Arthritis

Psoriasis

Reactive Hypoglycemia

IBS

Multiple Chemical Sensitivity

Food Intolerance/Sensitivities

Heat Intolerance

NEURODIVERGENT:

General Anxiety Disorder w/ Executive Dysfunction (meds, therapy)

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (therapy)

PTSD (therapy)

ADHD Mixed (therapy)

Major Depressive Disorder (meds, therapy)

Echolalia (daily)

Night Terrors (rare)

Somnambulism (rare)

HEROES:

Deputy Rick Grimes

Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones

DREAM JOB:

Full-time Artist

Author/Illustrator

Police Officer

MARVEL or DC:

Marvel by a longshot, especially Avengers and X-men, but Im also a Justice League fan, especially Supercavill Batfleck, Aquamomoa, EzraFLASHMiller, and WonderGadot.

I LIKE:

High tea, hugging and cuddling, leaning on each other, touching legs, dancing, taking off-season cruises

Zoos, Museums, Gardens, Antiques, Americana, Folk Art

Full french toast breakfasts and rib dinners, black coffee, tea, soda, whiskey, taste tests, chips, chocolate, cereal, oatmilk

Muscle cars, especially a 1967 Pontiac GTO

IRL Roleplaying

Texting, sharing memes and reels

Board, card, dice games, discussions, crafts, doodling. I'd love to learn to sew, and to play DnD.

All things law enforcement, fire fighter, paramedic, military, camo, tac boots, gun belts, Interceptors, Engines, helos, battleships, cargo pants.

Tall ships, pirates, 18th, 19th, 20th century films and genre pieces.

Superman (DCU)

Captain America (MCU)

Iron Man (MCU)

MOVIES & TV:

GENRES: Horror, Crime, One-man Action, 19th C., Prohibition, Cerebral Comedy, Psychological Drama & Thrillers, Artsy/Indie Queer, WWII, Dystopian, Serial Killers, Coming of Age, Fish Out Of Water, High Fantasy, Space/Sci-Fi, Vampyre, Werewolf,

TV SPECIFICS: Stranger Things, The Walking Dead, Fargo, ADAM-12, Emergency!, Andy Griffith, Big Bang Theory, The Office, Peaky Blinders, Sopranos, True Blood

ACTORS: Tom Hardy, Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler, Cillian Murphy, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence

MUSIC (My rotating Sirius Channels):

All the Classic Rock stations, Yacht Rock, 60s, 70, 80s, 1st Wave, Mosaic, Prime Country, Radio Classics, Octane, Turbo, Ozzy's Boneyard

ARTISTS: Rammstein, Bastille, Crowder, Andrew Bird, Chris Tomlin, Garth Brooks, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Corey Taylor. Journey, Styx, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Meg Myers, Sia, Lady Gaga, Garth Brooks, George Strait, The Outfield, Elton John, Billy Joel, Kenny Rogers, Ronnie Milsap, Jerry Reed, Dwight Yoakam, Fleetwood Mac, Commodores, The Police, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Eagles

PODCASTS & YOUTUBE:

Horror, True Crime, Cryptids, Unexplained, Disasters, History, Wildlife, Mummies, Mortuary/Funerary, Archeology, Psychology, Psychiatry

CREATORS: MrBallen, That Chapter, Fascinating Horror, Brief Case, Thoughty2 GOOD THINGS TO KNOW:

I’m sensitive, a weeper. If you're uncomfortable around emotion, I'm probably not for you ;(

I don't always get the joke. Sometimes I take things the wrong way. Executive Dysfunction can be frustrating. Please don't assume I'm simple. I do have standards. I do have ideologies. Sometimes my ire is more than appropriate when someone is being rude, a bully, or just a dick.

I can act like a mom or a big bro. I may encourage you to hydrate more, or eat more protein and fruit. It's because I care, not because you're not meeting standards.

Sometimes I'm very quiet and have not much at all to say. It's probably not. I'm an introvert and need to recharge. Sometimes just sitting quietly together doing our own thing is as nourishing as chatting about all the things while adventuring about town.

I nap A LOT. I sleep a long time. I can sleep almost anywhere, at any time. I'm a night owl IF I get a second wind, but I can still sleep late every. single. day. I'm more of a mid-day person than either morning or night person ;) See link to know more about the Wolf Chronotype.

I am loyal to a fault.

Friends don’t lie.

Please don’t lose my trust once you gain it.

I am moderately toy-experienced as a Top, but VERY inexperienced as a bottom. Can you teach me gently?

I don't own any formal attire and have a bitch of a time finding business-wear that fits well. My "dressed up" is pretty casual (clean, dark or black jeans, button up shirt, and blazer) and I'm a little embarrassed about it, but I'm trying to find better clothes.

I’m re-learning to do my makeup. I can always use pointers/tips/help.

Let's not be too shy about sharing our views and opinions on sensitive subjects. We may have to agree to disagree on some things. And if anything becomes a dealbreaker, so be it. Let's move on amiably. But please don’t assume that being a Christian who votes "Centrist" and has Independent friends who own guns means I’m a right-wing NRA “Trumper”. You may be surprised what MY views actually are when we get a chance to talk things out. And I'm open to new perspectives. I live with ambivalence. I prefer to make decisions knowing both/all sides to an argument.

Small talk can be awkward. Feel free to ask the deep TMI stuff early on. It's easier to learn about each other now than end up heartbroken too late. I’m really good at oversharing, too. I often can’t tell if you're offended and being stoic, or just feeling neutral about something I've said/shared. Please be patient. Let's always be open and honest with each other.

Around me there is always inappropriate laughter, burps, farts, naughty jokes, cursing. If you’re looking for LT friendship or anything intimate, you’ll eventually meet my friends and family and will need to be cool with cursing and the occasionally rank joke or discussion.

I often laugh out loud in public places, even restaurants, and sometimes I send my food back.

I don’t do well in the heat so prefer shade or indoors but definitely venture out as much as possible during the Summer.

I am trying to become debt-free. Please be willing to help pay for all outings, and easy to feed and entertain ;)

DISCLAIMERS*

NO 420, vaping, cigarette or cigar smoking

NO drugs of any kind, including holistic

NO children

ZERO Tolerance for ACAB and anti-military hate speech

ALL Lives Matter. ALL Peoples deserve Opportunity, Safety, and Justice.

Uberfeminism, Atheistic rants, cries of Fascism, Marxists, Anarchists, or male bashing are NOT OK. This is a safe place for kind people looking to thrive.

My Aussiedog Jemma is my furever furbaby soulmate. I talk about her a lot. I also have dog hair on all my clothes and in my car. If you are allergic to dogs, or just don't like dogs, this is a Dealbreaker.

I am afraid of large bully breed dogs. If you have a mastiff or pibble or a cross of either kind, I will probably be weird around them for a while, OR may never be comfortable around them. Once bitten, twice shy.

I live with my hetero BFF and her elderly mom. I probably won’t be able to have you over for games or meals until they are comfortable knowing you for a little while. I’m sorry if this is a Dealbreaker for you. I really do want to share my space(s) with you.

SOCIAL MEDIA

Instagram: JoondalupArts

Follow me for art, doggos, food, snacks, coffee, stupid swlfies (not cute, still don’t delete), current obsessions and random shenanigans.

*Disclaimers aren’t necessarily Dealbreakers if they’re not for you. If we vibe hard on a lot of common interests and ideologies then I’m sure we can be flexible on some of our disclaimers. Thoughts?

[initiumseries]

Superstore is literally the funniest show I’ve watched in a LONG time. Sandra is easily my favourite. 

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[kat-rose-griffith]

There was so much ship fuel in that one episode I can’t

[katana-no-neko]

Awww Jerry and Sandra are so cute!

I honestly think I might like Jerry and Sandra more than Jonah and Amy

We don’t see enough of them

[imaginewarehouse]

𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞: Being the designated Cloud 9 Staff hospital visitor. So basically, whenever a staff member or staff member's loved one is in hospital, you're the one who has to go and take flowers from the team and see how they're going. 

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Hospitals, injury, coma’s, chopped off thumbs, cut up faces / arms, dislocated jaws. I mean probably not much description of these things but its always worth mentioning. 

Marcus // Sliced off thumb: 

“Hey Y/N, your time has come. Marcus sliced his finger off in the deli; Here’s the directions to the hospital.” Dina flies by, handing me a piece of lined paper that I just manage to grab and not drop before she’s gone again, around a shelf. 

I’m sorry, w h a t- 

~

“Okay, hospital... reveal room 216, please... “Taking a deep breath in to calm the anxiety that hospitals generate and getting a big whiff of steriliser and bad food in response, I look around for the room in question as I slowly make it down a hallway. “213, 214, 215... ah.” 

The door’s wide open so before walking in, I just stick my head inside and look around. All the beds inside have their curtains drawn around them, so fuck. I don’t want to bother anyone! Slipping into the room now, I try to remember what bed number the lady at the front desk said Marcus was in, but struggle. I was so focused on remembering the room number! 

Before I can fully turn around to retrace my steps and, embarrassingly enough, ask the lady again what bed number it was, a slapping noise comes from the curtains in the far corner followed by a familiar voice cursing his slippery fingers and pudding. “Oh thank god,” I whisper, rushing over there and stopping just outside the curtains. “Marcus? Its Y/N, from work? Is that you?” 

“Y/N? Uhh, yeah. Come on in.” 

Thank god. Your heartbeat and anxiety immediately start to calm down and go in to find Marcus struggling to reach a dropped cup of pudding that’s fallen on the ground with one hand while the other, which is wrapped up so the stitches on the apparently re-applied thumb do not get infected, sits on the food tray hanging over his lap. I wince, thinking about the thumb in question and quickly kneel down to pick up the pudding cup instead. “Hey, stop.” I pick it up myself as Marcus relaxes back properly on the bed. 

He beams and offers his hand palm up. “Ah, thanks!” 

I nearly go to hand it back to him, before stopping just in time. There is something about this that is... not right. “I’ll just throw it away! No worries.” 

“Throw it away! ?” The ex-con’s (At least that’s what I’ve heard. I haven't really talked to Marcus- we tend to work in separate areas) face twists in horror. “But I’m not done!” 

I blanche. “Marcus, it was face down on the floor!” 

“Oh, pfft. Hospitals are like the cleanest places ever. They clean this floor all the time.” Is this boy trying to justify eating floor pudding, to me? I just... I just don’t really know what to say, here. What? I blink. 

“... Yeah, but.. it still touched... the floor.” What information is he missing?? 

“Yeah, but... its clean.” He laughs, shaking his head and grinning like I’m so dumb and he’s so smart... and I just leave the little curtain room and throw the thing away. No, no, no. No. “Hey!” He calls after me far too loudly for hospital room, even if he is one of the patients, which makes me wince. 

“Shh!” I press a finger in front of my lips when I get back, getting into the chair by his bed. Immediately, Marcus humbles and covers his mouth with his good hand, looking guilty. “Besides, bro, you have already lost a thumb today, do you want to get your stomach pumped also? Is your health insurance that good??” 

As I roll my eyes and move on, looking around the area for something to do or talk about, Marcus sighs but admits that its not that great... but is revealed to be pouting when I look back at him again. Oh for goodness sake. This guy is from prison? This guy?? Did I get the facts right? 

Sighing, I push out of the chair and drop my jacket on the back. “Do you want me to go get you a new pudding?” 

“Yes please.” 

Jerry (Sandra) // Coma induced by flying mailbox:

“Knock knock,” I call, holding my jacket nervously in front of my body and rapping my knuckles gently against the doorway to the hospital room. Multiple beds are inside, one of which is surrounded by a curtain so you can assume someone over there is sleeping- hence the quiet voice I’m using.

Sandra, sitting by the bed closest to the door turns around when she hears it and twists around in his her seat to look at me - not letting go of or moving Jerry’s hand, which causes her body to look very uncomfortable all twisted so I move around to the other side of the bed so she can sit like a normal person again, - , face brightening immediately. God, hospitals are so awkward. My finger tips are freezing. “Oh, hi! Thanks for coming.”

“Of course! How is everything?” Chewing the inside of my cheek, I look over Jerry’s comatose body with my eyebrows knit together in worry. Looking at him, you could absolutely be fooled that he’s just sleeping... but there’s something far too put-together about how he’s laying - flat on his back with his arms carefully laid at his sides, like a corpse, - that just isn't so casual. “Hey, Jerry.” I whisper firmly, patting his shoulder before setting down the vase of flowers carefully on the nightstand. I look back up at Sandra, tilting my head sympathetically. “Is he doing okay...?” 

“Aw, the doctor says he’ll... probably,” A look of unsureness passes Sandra’s face momentarily and my worry increases, but she quickly brushes it away again and moves forward. “... be okay. Um, I read that talking to him can improve his condition and maybe wake him up! So I’ve been, uh, telling him about the store and reading to him... Sometimes he shifts!” 

“Really?” Oh, that sounds so good! Remembering suddenly that the flowers aren't all that I brought, I make an ‘oh!’ sound and turn to my bag to dig out the second thing and hold it up nervously for Sandra to look at.  “I read that too! So, um, I brought the first Harry Potter book? I dunno if y’all even like Harry Potter, but I thought it was a pretty safe bet, haha. Magical, you know? Entertain him a bit, as he’s just laying there- and you too! Since, you know, you’re just sitting there by him the whole time... I thought we could read it to him for a while! I mean, if you want. I can leave, instead, if you wanna be alone with him- “ 

Quickly her eyes blow wide open and she quickly shakes her head. “No no! Um, that sounds great.” The beautiful big smile on her face is enough for me to gain enough confidence to go and get a chair from beside an empty bed and settle down on Jerry’s other side. We’re doing this, then. Here we go. “Thank you for this, Y/N.” 

“Don’t even worry about it, I’m happy to.” I grin, opening up the book as Sandra’s shoulders relax and she gets ready to listen, holding Jerry’s hand with both of hers now and looking carefully, gently at his face. So gently it makes my chest hurt just looking at it. Oh my god, she’s so in love. 

You better wake up, Jerry. I think, flashing his unconscious body a serious look as I open the Philosophers Stone. “Now, Jerry, I hope you haven't read this already but... here we go. Hogwarts here we come.” 

Justine // Dislocated jaw: 

“Justine, honey, what happened?? And why are we at a vet?” As soon as I see the blonde, sitting there with a jaw brace and soft cotton mounds stuffed in her cheeks, sitting in the backroom of a veterinarians office, the words tumble out of me as the worry builds to a nearly unmanageable amount. Jesus Christ! “Oh- can you talk? Should we text?” 

Sadly, she nods and picks up her phone so I do the same, sitting down next to her and laying my jacket down over my lap. 

Justine: Things got a bit w e t for me, if you know what I mean~ (; LOL

Slowly I look up at her, and just raise an eyebrow; Unamused. This is not the time for jokes, sweetheart. Your jaw might get wired shut! She huffs, a muffled sound now due to the cotton in her mouth and returns to typing on her phone. 

Justine: OK. I slipped on a spill at work. 

My eyebrows knit together this time, reading that and shove my phone between my thighs before turning to her and patting her shoulder. “Oh, jeez... I’m sorry. That’s horrible. Does it still hurt?” 

Justine nods, whimpering like a puppy, and my heart just about dies in my chest. Oh, that’s so awful. This is worse then visiting Jerry; At least he isn't in pain! And Sandra cheers up when I get there so that’s not too awful either... But here’s poor Justine and there’s dried blood on her lips and dried mystery liquid on the front of her shirt and I just want to hug her until she feels better... but in her condition, I doubt that would help. Still, I wrap my arm around her and take out my phone again as she bows her head. “What’s the next step? When is the, uh, doctor, going to be in for the surgery?” 

Justine: A couple of minutes. She’s putting down a rabbit.

“Oh... “ I wince, reminded that this is a v e t. 

Justine: Yeah... 

“Well, I’ll be here waiting for you okay? I’ve got Brett covering for me for the rest of the day, and... “ I hold up my phone and wiggle it to draw attention to the screen, a twinkle of mischief in my eyes. “When you get out, some of the guys were lifting heavy stuff earlier while you were being rushed here, and I snuck some good pictures for you.” She brightens up a bit at that, making me giggle. “Annnd, I also brought this!” From under my jacket, I reveal the book she was reading that she left in her locker when she left. 

That really cheers her up, as she takes it from me and hugs it to her chest, closing her eyes and sighing with relief. 

Isaac // Cut up face and arms due to ninja warrior table jumping: 

I sit down in the hospital room and settle in, propping a pillow properly behind my back and setting my phone on the bedside table. This is all muscle memory now, basically. Especially with Isaac. “Heyy, Isaac. So what is this- our 6th hospital visit this year? And its... April? What drug was it this time?” 

“No drug.” He huffs, sitting on the bed with his legs dangling off the side, seemingly ready to escape at any given chance. “Marcus dared me to jump on a table and I fell off of it... into a vending machine... face first... ” 

My jaw drops and my eyes widen, looking at him firmly. There are cuts all over Isaac’s face and forearms! Jesus... Then I notice some weird gook on some of them that are on his face, and get confused. With my eyebrows knitted together, I get up out of my seat again and peer a little closer at them. Is that... glue? “Have you had any medical attention yet?” 

“No... “ He sighs. “That was the chemist. He tried to superglue my cuts closed, back at the store.” Fucking Tate. “I didn’t mind, really- cheaper then a hospital visit, right? But then he got his glove stuck on my face” -FUCKING TATE- “and Amy made him stop.” 

Leaning back to access his frowny, disappointed expression, I give him a confused face. “... bummer?” 

“Yeah, I know.” 

Oh boy. 

You // Broken leg:

"Woah- " I gasp out, when Isaac helps me up to my feet from the hospital bed- he's as strong as he looks and I still didn't expect it. Flashing him a nervous smile, because he really doesn't need to be here for me if he doesn't want to be, I pick up my crutches and fit them under my arms- being very, very careful about my leg. "Thank you!"

"Don't worry about it... " He begs, and I nod. Okay. Turning from him I look for my bag to sling it over my shoulder, as I'm leaving the hospital today - no way in hell am I staying longer, unnecessarily. This is the dearest hotel franchise in America, - , just to find Sandra with it already carefully set over her shoulder. My eyes widen and my mouth falls open slightly in an 'oh' shape.

Quickly gathering my senses - I'm still pretty hopped up on the pain med's they gave me, so I'm not totally myself, - , I shake my head and give yet another nervous smile. "Sandra that's okay, I can carry it!- "

"Nope." She shakes her head, sternly, heading past Justine to the door. "The least I can do is carry your bag to the car."

"Yeah! And I'm driving you home- So don't get any idea's, home girl." Justine perks up, smiling but giving me her own version of a stern look. My shoulders drop as I knit my brows together.

They're being way too nice! I just broke my leg- I didn't solve world hunger or anything!- "You don't need to!- "

"What other option do you have?" Isaac cuts me off this time, and I pout, looking up at him. Well...

"Yeah, are you going to order an Uber?" That was the plan... Which I don't say, of course, but am pretty sure they get the gist by my guilty expression. Sandra huffs, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. "Ridiculous."

"Those things cost way too much!!" Justine exclaims, looking horrified to Isaac, who nods.

His eyes light up a bit. "I could get you pure cocaine with that money." Justine nods along, eagerly, as if she has ever tried even a lick of cocaine, and I immediately shake my head.

"Now, that's really alright. Thanks for the offer, though."

As I'm resigning myself to all this, for it really is lovely of them, Marcus suddenly rushes past Sandra and into the room, a tray in his hands. I raise my brows as he stops in front of me, breathing heavily.

Then my eyes widen at what's on the tray, as Isaac and Justine reach over to take from it but Marcus pulls it clean away from them, immediately. "Hey! Back off, these aren't for you!"

Sighing, Isaac whines. "Come on, man... "

"I need sustenance!" Justine insists, over-dramatic as always.

"Yeah, well, break your leg and maybe you'll get some." Marcus tells them, holding the tray away from them, between just him and I.

The tray is full of those little puddings - a.k.a the only good thing about being at the hospital,- they give you with your meals here. All different flavours, too! "Marcus where did you get all these... ?"

Oh wait- Don't tell me-

"Ah, just off those rolling shelf trolley's they use to move all the meals from the kitchens." He shrugs, grinning proudly - stupidly, - at me like he didn't just steal a whole hallway of sick people's puddings. Sandra actually facepalms, behind him, as I just try to come up with an appropriate verbal response to that. The man committed a crime for me!

Uh... "Thank you!... B-" Just as I'm starting on that 'But', Marcus turns away from me with a pleased smile and goes over to Sandra, unzipping my bag as she holds it and gesturing Isaac over to help him stuff all the pilfered puddings away in there so they can sneak them out.

I cant help the awkward, laughing smile that slithers across my face, looking to Jerry standing silently in the corner. Sighing, I stretch and shake my head. Whatever.

[trashpidgeon48]

MMNI and Names

I noticed the other day that there are several names that are recycled frequently throughout all 51 mischief movie night ins so I went through the names and counted how many times each were used.

Top 3 most used names

Dan - 7

Paul, Samantha, Penelope, and Janine - 5

Micheal, Sampson, Jimmy, Susan, Jack, Gary, Stan, James, John, and Anna - 3 Full list under the cut

Drake - 1

Dan - 7

Joe - 2

Balise - 1

Mirabel - 2

Michael - 3

Igor - 1

Batly - 1

Es - 1 

Paul - 5

Ruth - 1

Keith - 1 

Sean - 1

Kristaal - 1

Damian - 1 

Samantha - 5

Fritz - 1

Arnold - 1

Gerri - 1

Julie - 1

Sampson - 3

Helen - 1

Colin - 1

Ben - 1

Henrietta - 2

Delta Von Tussel - 1

Trev - 1

Vanessa - 1

Kev - 1

Bev - 1

Giles - 1 

Nev - 1 

Jeffries - 2

Charlie - 2

Wycombe - 1

Penelope - 5

Wicks - 1

Celeste - 1

Jimmy - 3

Grimes - 1

Nathan - 1

Anne - 1

Marcus - 2

Bob - 2

Kyle - 1

Bobby - 2

Vivian - 1

Stevie - 2

Tony - 2

JR - 1

Celine - 1 

Randolph - 1

Susan - 3

Maria - 2

Ricky - 1

Clint - 1

Jack - 3

Elisa - 1

Shelly - 2 

Greg - 1

Benedict - 1

Janine - 5

Gary - 3

Gerald - 2

Claire - 1

Jessica - 2

Emile - 1

Julian - 1

Stan - 3

Melissa - 2

Suzanne - 2

Tom - 2

Busby - 1

Elizabeth - 1

Martin - 1

Jasper - 1

Petunia - 1

Sandra - 2

Haans - 1 

Bernie - 1

Clive - 1

Espanol - 1

Bod - 1

Beard - 1

Tim - 1

Doris - 1

Todd - 1

Arthur - 2

Lucrizieta - 1

Rambo - 2

Stitch - 2

Fergus - 1

Tommy - 2

Six - 1

Hendricks - 1

Eggbert - 1

Mischief - 1

Bigglesworth - 1

Shaggy - 1

Lenny - 1

Sam - 2

Fred - 1

Velma - 1

Margarite - 1

Jaconde - 1

Ruby doo - 1

Jason - 1

Lizzie - 1

Helga - 1

Jim - 1

Steve - 1

Mark - 1

Mike - 1

Raoul - 1

Clara - 1

Hope - 1

Benny - 1

Gilderoy - 2

Tracy - 1

Chris - 1

Terry - 1

Harold - 1

Johnny - 1

Michaela - 1

Ruffles - 1

Sparky - 1

Dame Frisky - 1

Diedre - 1

Martha - 2

Trevor - 1

Buttons - 1

Ronald - 1

Lucinda - 1

Jezebel - 1

Lionel - 1

Adelaide - 1

Jimbo Jumbo - 1

Joffrey - 1

Algenon - 1

Horatio - 1

Caleb - 1

Stone fist - 1

James - 3

Pameon - 1

Mori - 1

Tallulah ballulah - 1

Jane - 2

Cameron - 1

Willy Wonka - 1

Bertie - 2

Alfonz - 1

Griselda - 1

Percival - 1

Richard - 1

Rumpole - 1

Reginald - 1

Pauline -1

Jacob - 1

Mz - 1

Iain - 1

Clarice - 1

Jeepes - 1

Bill - 1

ASDA - 1

Oscar - 1

Cloud - 1

Smithers - 1

Vinnie - 1

Lucille - 1

Erik - 1

Becky - 1

Jethro - 1

Ron - 1

Billy - 1

Molly - 2

Walliam - 2

Karen - 1

Harry - 1

Shirley - 1

Barnaby - 1

Barbara - 2

Jeremy - 2

Federico - 1

Hugo - 1

Nelson - 1

Jinx - 1

Rebecca - 1

Petulia - 1

Crystal - 1

John - 3

Gina - 1

Michelle - 1

Sid - 1

Jillian - 2

Simon - 1

Ringo - 1

Marissa - 1

Jez - 1

Monica - 1

Romulus - 1

Bez - 1

Tarquin - 1

Miranda - 1

Louise - 1 

Anna - 3

Lilibel - 1

Caruthers - 1

Morecombe - 1 

H - 1

Freeze - 1

Jasmine - 1

High Q - 1 

Jemima - 1

Felix - 1

Felicity - 1

May - 1

Phil - 1

Ann - 1

Mabel - 1

Cilantro - 1

Jill - 2

Edwin - 1

Misty - 1

Jiminy - 1

David - 1

Ray - 1

Audrey - 1

Saul - 1

Denise - 1

Carl - 2

Nick - 1

Joanna - 1

Georgia - 1

Stephanie - 1

Jordan - 1

Sybil - 1

Mutant X - 1

Lawrence Dallaglio - 1

Andrew Garfield - 1

Jolene - 1

Jerry - 1

Cassandra - 1

Katie - 1

Jenny - 1

[sorenkingsley]

[mysteryideasgroup]

MSA X TMNT 2003: Ninja Tribunal Chapter 10: They meet the Justice Force/They fight Nano/They used to be small/One of the teams takes out of control chip/Nano is new reborn friend joined by Justice Force

TMNT and Mystery Teams are attending the Lairs of TMNT's Home and THNT's Homes. Mystery Teams are not going to Hotels. Mystery Teams going to TMNT's Home and THNT's Home are Lairs. TMNT and Mystery Teams met THNT and they have their Mistress Rat.

Carol: Guys, they are back here in NYC?! Wait... they’re not here! We need to protect NYC from Foots Teams and Purple Dragons Teams! We have our Mistress told us that TMNT was not here in NYC. Need to protect NYC.

Suki Chan: Right, I accept my daughter. I am Suki-Chan. I’m Mistress of THNT.

Raph: THNT? What’s THNT?

Carol: Teenage

Jerry: Heroes

Sandra: Ninja

Gary: Turtles, Teenage Heroes Ninja Turtles short called THNT.

Suki Chan: Right, I got my Children's names: Carol, Jerry, Sandra, Gary. They have Ninja Teams of THNT like TMNT do.

TMNT Team and Mystery Teams are listening to stories to THNT Team has Good Teams and Allies Teams.

Few of TMNT, THNT and Mystery Teams are split into Teams. Others rest of TMNT, THNT and Mystery Teams are staying with Lairs. Leo, Mikey, Carol, Gary, Sarah, Laura, Lewis, Arthur, Marie, Stephanie, Bart, Josh, Cera and Ecole are going to Justice Force. They after the story of Ninja Tribunal. They going to fight with Nano.

Nano: Destroy Justice Force. [He suddenly stops running and his eyes shift to blue.] Justice Force, please, help… Error. Multiple targets.

His focuses first on Silver Sentry, then Raptarr, to Nobody, and finally Ananda, his sensors supplying him with readings on each.

Nano: Eliminate threats.

Leo is shocked and recognizes the voice is Nano

Leo: Oh no! Mikey, that voice, that face…

Mikey: No freaking way...

Leo and Mikey: Nano?!

Carol, Gary with 2 of the Girls' Clues Club Team, Rest of the Mystery Teams are surprised and shocked by TMNT's recognition of him, Nano

Carol: ?! Wait... Nano?! Do guys recognize him?

Gary: They fought him? They think it’s destroyed!

Lewis: Wait, what’s Nano?

Arthur: You remember that you guys fought him?

Marie: You mean the metal monster thing?

Stephanie: Guys told us to think that he’s destroyed!

Leo: Everyone, stop! We have to get it away from all technology! Ananda, get out!

Mikey: Nano’s not your run-of-the-mill giant killer robot.

Sarah: Wait! No!

Laura: !!! (Mind: Oh no! Not good!)

They are too late to Ananda's lose control of her Machine Bot

The warning signal goes off inside the Domebot’s cockpit.

Computer: Warning! Warning! Security breach! Firewall failure!

Ananda: No! It’s-it’s taking control of my Domebot!

Silver Sentry: Ananda, get out of there!

The Domebot opens fire on Silver Sentry, who uses his powers to create a shield. He flies at the Domebot and picks it up off the ground as it continues to fire. Ananda ejects from the Domebot in her special seat which has a parachute attachment. Silver Sentry then throws the Domebot up towards the sun.

Leo: This doesn’t make any sense. Why would Nano attack the Justice Force?

Mikey: Yeah, he always seemed like such a well-adjusted little rampaging robot.

Metal Head spins his hair like a buzzsaw and leaps at Nano, cutting off one of his legs. The nanobots pull the leg back together.

Nano: Target, Metal Head. Eliminate.

He swipes down at Metal Head, who leaps high, avoiding the strike. Expanding his hair, Metal Head drops over Nano, using his metal hair to form a cage around the robot’s body. One of the metal spikes has gone through Nano’s head, but it opens so that cable can grasp the spike. It lifts Metal Head and slams him to the ground twice, before reforming its head. Nobody tosses several grenades at Nano, which knock him down. The Nano twin races towards Nobody, who shoots cables from his wrist gauntlets into the two statues next to him. Nano lunges at him, but Nobody propels himself up onto the overhead cable and Nano’s momentum makes the robot fall. He gets up quickly and turns to dive at Nobody, who backflips off the cable. The fall separates the upper and lower halves of the robotic body, with Nobody standing between them. Before Nobody can get out of the way, the cables in the halves shoot out over him, trapping Nobody as the two parts pull themselves back together. The statue of Dr. Dome tips over as the Nano twin stands up. Chrysalis appears in front of him, gathers her energy, and strikes.

Chrysalis: Ugh!

Her energy force yanks Nano apart, which frees Nobody.

Mikey: Now that’s a Justice Force rescue.

Lewis uses Samurai Fire Sword to bat aside large chunks of stone.

Sarah: Mikey! Look out!

Michelangelo, standing near him, doesn’t notice a stone coming at him and is hit. Michelangelo rises to find his cape and cowl have been destroyed.

Mikey: Oh no! Not my costume!

Sarah and Laura used powers chi to fight out Nano, not good for repairing regeneration. They are shocked by Nano's ability to repair. They with the Rest of the Justice Force Team fight off.

Nano fires at Chrysalis, who flies from side to side to avoid his laser blasts. One of them hits Zippy Lad’s statue.

Zippy Lad: Ah, my favourite statue!

As Chrysalis readies her powers, a swarm of nanobots shoot from Nano’s body, smash into her and drive her into the river. The statue of Battling Bernice falls over. Raptarr swoops down and grabs the head of Lad’s statue with his feet. Straining, he lifts it into the air and then releases it when he is over Nano. The statue smashes Nano into the ground. Silver Sentry brings Ananda down next to the two turtles, and then he races towards the Nano twin. It tries to strike him, but Silver Sentry catches its arm.

Bart, Josh, Cera and Ecole used powers chi to fight out Nano has copies of himself. Bart, Josh, Cera and Ecole used cuts with their swords, not better to back repair and regenerate. Their chis powers off. They going to reteam/regroup after not working to fight off Nano

Bart: Not good! They are not good! I think he has repaired and regenerated!

Josh: What’s he has metal powers?!

Cera: How does this?

Ecole: !? They have ideas do?

Leo: Ananda, you can communicate with machines, right? Talk to it, talk to Nano. We think he’s being controlled.

Ananda: You’re right. There’s a control chip on one of the nanobots. It’s spreading a foreign program through its system. I can sense it, but it’s blocking me.

Sarah: The Control Chip?

Leo: The chip will have to be destroyed at the source.

Lewis: We’ll have to remove the chip and set Nano free.

Laura: I think we need to get small...

Mikey: But it’s nano small. How the shell are we supposed to… 

Nano manages to fling Silver Sentry away from him. As Silver Sentry flies backwards, Moleculo is thrown from his cape pocket. Silver Sentry hits the ground, flips over, and bounds back at Nano. Moleculo lands on his back and his belt returns him to normal size.

Mikey: Guys, wait. [He looks over at the unconscious Moleculo.] Guys, I so have a plan. Trust me.

Leo: Mikey, what are you going do? 

Mikey: Shrink down and get the Nano-Chip off myself. 

Sarah: I’m in with you. 

Laura: I’m coming with you.

They leap at Nano’s back as he stalks towards Ananda. Both three Teams press the shrink button and become nanobot-sized as they hit Nano’s shoulder.

Inside of Nano's systems and arrive in a junction filled with parts and cables.

Sarah: Right, we’ve got to find the nanobot with the control chip.

Laura: I think the control chip in where.

Mikey: Wait, guys. I think it might find us.

The nanobots swarm over Sarah and Laura and then begin to cover Michelangelo. They look up to see the one with the chip riding on top of the wave coming towards him.

Sarah: Wait... hold on! There it! Better fast! I got removed the control chip!

Sarah tried to reach out to get removed from Control Chip from Nanobot

She stretches to reach for it as she is slowly covered by nanobots. Nano starts back for Ananda.

They were shocked that Nano was down. 2 Human Girls and Mikey are back to Normal sizes and they have got the control chip removed.

Sarah: I got it. (She opens her hand to reveal the chip lying on her palm.)

The nanobots begin pulling together from the various places where they have scattered. Tsunami arrives on a wave, supporting Chrysalis. The nanobots swirl together in the air, and then reform into one being, which slowly drops to the ground.

Silver Sentry: Now to finish this fiend.

Leonardo with the Rest of the Mystery Teams runs to stand in front of Nano.

Leo: No! It’s okay!

Ananda: I’ve been in communication with him. He doesn’t want to fight. He’s not evil.

Leonardo and Michelangelo stand on either side of Nano. They are with 2 of the THNT Team, 2 of the Girls' Clues Club Teams, and the rest of the Mystery Teams.

Mikey: Yeah, Nano’s a good kid. He just fell in with a bad crowd. He been manipulated his whole life, but you guys, you could help him.

Nano: Thank you, Justice Force, and thank you, turtle creatures, human friends. My programming has evolved much since my previous encounters with you. I apologize for my… lack of maturity.

He walks towards the Justice Force.

Leo: That was some good thinking there, Mikey. Way to go!

Mikey: It’s just your classic good robot under evil control forced to attack superhero scenario. No biggie. Now, let’s talk about my membership.

Back to Lairs. The Others rest of TMNT, THNT and Mystery Teams are staying with Lairs. They are watching the TV News: Mystery Hero joins Justice Force. They are shocked at Nano.

Reporter: And with the addition of this mysterious Nano, the Justice Force completed their membership drive.

Don and Raph: Nano?!

Leo: Don’t ask.

Lewis: We’re successful in our Mission.

Raph: What’s the matter, Mikey, didn’t make the cut?

Mikey: In your dreams, you wanna be. The Turtle Titan is an official member of the Justice Force. Of course, I’m only on duty every third Wednesday of every fourth month and February twenty-ninth, when there is one.

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For @laurasanchez36

All my msa x tmnt ocs and all my new msa x tmnt ocs belongs to Me

All her msa x tmnt ocs and all her new msa x tmnt ocs belongs to @laurasanchez36

Mystery Skulls Animated MSA belongs to Ben and MysteryBen27 of YouTube YT Series

TMNT 2003 belongs to Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird 

[silverbyuls]

( lee hyeri, cis female, muse i ) oh snap! is that SHIN EUNBYUL they work over at high volume where some of the other employees have labeled them as THE AVERAGE JOE. that’s probably because they can be a bit ( optimistic. ) but also pretty ( dishonest. ) they’re TWENTY TWO and they’ve been living in woodstock for TWENTY TWO YEARS. it must be their shift because i totally hear THE CRANBERRIES blasting from the record store. ( a little tikes piggy bank tucked under the bed, clothing label sticking out from the back, snap clips with varnish peeling off, jelly shoes with the strap taped together, leaving lisa frank stickers along record crates ) @volumeupdates

BIO

the luke hemsworth of the family but middle child

goes by byul

tried to go by ‘e.b.’ but her mum went berserk because she’d reduced her name to two letters for the ease of her yt friends and her brother bullied her for being e.t’s ugly sister so now she tries to go by silver star (her name translated into english) but it doesn’t quite stick

claims that her older sister and younger brother stole all her beauty, brain cells and height

family invested everything into older sister so she could go to college in new york: savings, loans, moved to smaller house which is even further from the town centre

brother requires all attention as he has high hopes of getting into college on a baseball scholarship and she lowkey can’t wait until he’s far away from woodstock

her grades have always been average so no one expects her to leave – her parents talk about how nice it is that she’ll be with them forever but she knows that’s because they want her to take care of them when they’re old … which she would! if they didn’t live in woodstock

she tells them she’s going to move to california, but they think she’s as serious about that as she is about wanting to go to college, or becoming supermodel of the world, or an olympic swimmer, when she has average grades, of average height, and can’t even swim

if her life was a movie, she’d have fallen asleep in the first ten minutes – it has always been so boring and uneventful, so she lives up in her head with her fake scenarios to keep things interesting – most of the time, they’re taken straight from a book or magazine

sometimes these thoughts spill over into reality because she can’t fathom the idea of people realising she’s as plain as she is, and her little white lies give her a bit of sparkle to stand out (in her opinion)

but she will get to california!

she even has a plan:

she’s been working at freddy’s diner since she was fifteen, escaping to high volume whenever she can, a place where she can pop her headphones on during her breaks and pretend she’s getting ogled at on venice beach, but she’s terrible at saving so seven years later she’s still grinding

once she graduates high school, she has enough time for a second job and she’d dropped enough hints in front of jerry for him to kindly offer her a job. after all, she spends as much time in high volume as she does at freddy’s so there’s not much of a difference once she becomes an employee -- still floating around the place, sipping on her coke can, either people watching or people chasing -- except now she has access to the register

after a big argument with her parents, she ended up moving out into a place in the middle of town. that was never part of the plan because saving was easier when she lived at home. she’ll say things got really bad but really, she was just getting closer to her target and she wanted a valid reason to put it off for a bit longer

she was only supposed to do it once – stealing from the cash register. it was just right there, no one was around, and she thought it was going to be her last shift because jerry was angry at her for being late again (granted, he hadn’t actually been mad, but it was one of those days when everything felt personal)

besides, she’d overheard a group of girls she’d idolised in school talk about how they stole some underwear and they made it sound so cool

she felt like everyone could hear her heart thumping against her chest as she walked out of the store but the day after, no one said anything about it, no one even noticed, and she wasn’t fired. so she did it again, and again, and again, and eventually she didn’t even bat an eyelid

the extra money was supposed to help her reach her goal faster but, again, she’s terrible at saving and her parents are so hardworking, she can’t help but feel guilty and buy nice things for them every once in a while and when they ask where she got the money from, she lies and says jerry gave her a bonus for being a good employee

on the other hand, if they’ve had an argument, or they’ve forgotten about her again, she’ll have a full on les-mis-i-dreamed-a-dream episode then splurge out on a cute jacket because it’s hers and it’s new! rather than worn out hand-me-downs from her sister or brother!

started her own side hustle called the separation agency – inspired after a customer at high volume asked her to help him break up with his boyfriend. so she’s the messenger for people who have things to say but don’t have the balls to say it to someone’s face themselves. usually they’re horrible messages, like break ups. she’s had like three customers and tries to promote her side hustle whilst on her shift at high volume

she thinks her “business” could actually thrive in a bigger city which is just another reason why she needs to get out of woodstock – it’s holding her back!

anyway, jerry’s missing, which is perfect for her because she gets to come in late and not get told off, and maybe steal a little more than she usually does

PERSONALITY:

when she’s around people, she seems like an extrovert: bubbly, talkative, dramatic ... which uses up a lot of her energy and her social battery is weak, so needs her own space often, and likes doing nothing by herself so sometimes she’ll lie to get out of plans or bail last minute 

she has big dreams, and talks about all her big plans, but has leaving anxiety which is why she’s shit at saving and makes up excuses as to why she can’t leave just yet 

has main character syndrome -- likes to live her life as a romcom, most of her lies revolve around her love life because she wants to be seen as desirable, but also will overanalyse everything 

sensitive, passionate, immature, sympathetic, fickle, clumsy, dramatic, caring, head in clouds

will pretend to knows things to fit in like ~hipster~ bands or anything really, depends on the crowd

could gladly spend all day talking to customers at work then the next day she’ll prefer to day dream in the storage room

rides a bike to and from work and almost everywhere else too -- the only one out of her siblings who had to bike to school because small car and siblings took up all the space -- she’s had the same bike since high school 

loves spice girls but feels like she’ll be judged so keeps quiet and plays it when she’s closing

honestly could hate you one day and have a crush on you the next but you wouldn’t even know it -- a vicious cycle 

collects stickers and leaves them everywhere and on everyone - often passive aggressive through them, basically uses them like emojis

will try to order food and get others to pay for it - especially kfc, never gets to eat the drumsticks at home so will honestly cry if people steal the drumsticks from her

buys lottery tickets and scratch cards because she has a 50/50 chance of winning

WANTED CONNECTIONS: (current connections)

start up: stolen str8 from a kdrama that ruined my life hehe her parents set her up with a pen pal to keep her busy out of guilt because they’re so busy with her siblings and work and obviously she romanticises it !!! her parents would’ve asked to lie a little bit, just so she’d be writing to someone she’d easily obsess over -- love island vc: someone who ticks all the boxes 

xoxo gossip girl: someone who loves a good gossip sesh -- they probably send 👀 at each other across the store when things feel a bit tense, which is code for ‘meet me in the storage room’ so they can chat away for the rest of their shift

lunch stealer: she makes her own lunch every day and is extremely protective over it but one day it went missing and she knows it was them (maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t) so now they are her sworn enemy

sister’s/brother’s friend: therefore an automatic enemy

shut up: someone who just tells her to shut up because she chats so much shit and she’s insane - just sandra x dina vibes from superstore (x)

carpool karaoke: she hates cycling in when it’s raining, so either she’s trying to get them to be her designated driver or has already succeeded and is annoying about it

crush #1: someone she has a crush on (more of an infatuation) and they’re not interested in her in the slightest but in her head they’re giving her mixed signals and she has made up a fake boyfriend to try to make them jealous

crush #2: someone she thinks has a crush on her. either because they’re nice or tease her or just mean, it doesn’t matter, she’s insane so she’ll interpret it however she wants

ex: they never broke up, or even dated, but she thinks something almost happened between them and she thinks she cut things off by giving them space

separation agency: someone who once used the agency either out of the kindness of their heart or for a different reason entirely and now she won’t stop pestering them to try and get them to use it again

no thots just vibes: i just like this gifset tbh (x) and we can brainstorm ! 

[aion-rsa]

Safe House and Watching Ryan Reynolds Before He Was Deadpool

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There’s a scene midway through Safe House, the 2012 thriller which stars Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds, that hits entirely differently in 2021. As with any number of films starring these leading men, the stars are cultivating an oil and water relationship in the sequence, one built on mutual distrust and loathing as they drive across a countryside. But in the case of Reynolds, it plays differently than how modern audiences likely expect. When Washington begins trying to get under the younger guy’s skin—poking at his insecurities like he’s Ethan Hawke in Training Day or pretty much the entire cast of Man on Fire—Reynolds is visibly shaken. He then folds like a cheap suit.

“Go ahead, you’re not going to get in my head,” Reynolds’ Matt Weston protests as he seemingly holds power over Washington’s Frost character. “I’m already in your head,” Washington smiles back. “I’m going to isolate you, Matt.” And by watching both actors, you believe him.

The sequence is boilerplate thriller dialogue, a generic sequence in a generic movie (at least in the 2000s and early ‘10s). But to see Reynolds play it so straight and so differently from what his star persona would later become is slightly jarring. For the first time in ages, it feels like you’re watching the actor play a character who isn’t Deadpool.

This thought occurred to me while revisiting Safe House this week, particularly in lieu of the film trending so high on Netflix. While the picture was a modest success in 2012, earning $208 million worldwide off an $85 million budget, it’s easy to assume many audiences are discovering the film for the first time due to the globe’s most popular streaming service. And they’re seeing Reynolds in a way unlike any part he’s played in the last five years.

That’s by design, of course. After being unfairly tarred by the cruelest parts of the entertainment press as “box office poison,” the actor who spent close to a decade fighting to get Deadpool made has embraced the Merc with a Mouth persona audiences love. It’s why his version of Pikachu in Detective Pikachu feels both earnest, yet glibly aware of his cuteness; it’s how Reynolds’ Michael Bryce can be as acerbic in his wiseacre sensibility in the Hitman’s Bodyguard films as Wade Wilson; and it’s why his steady post-pandemic hit, Free Guy (which has grossed $302 million as of press time despite the Delta variant), can have Reynolds be both completely earnest and self-aware since he is literally the only character in his world who knows he’s a video game NPC.

While Reynolds only fully breaks the fourth wall when he actually is in his red and black undies, all of these roles are in the same wheelhouse as Wade, as is the actor’s social media image, which has even created a joking alter-ego named “Brother Gordon,” Ryan’s alleged twin brother who sells Aviation Gin, a liquor the actor maintains an ownership interest in.

Which is why Safe House is suddenly so fresh now. Bittersweet, even. On its own, it’s a fairly standard (some might even say substandard) thriller wherein frantic editing and shaky handheld camerawork attempts to evoke a sense of real-world tension and espionage. Washington’s played characters like Tobin Frost before, and in better films, but Reynolds hasn’t played a straight man, or a character with a dawning sense of despair, in a long, long time. What’s more, he’s actually quite good in scenes where his Weston character—a low-level CIA employee that winds up having to both capture and team-up with Frost—is driven to cynical horror at his boss’ realpolitik manipulation, or where he must tell the woman he loves that he’s been lying to her for months and now must ghost her.

This is diametrically opposed to his character in The Hitman’s Bodyguard who has a similar frenemy camaraderie with Samuel L. Jackson on multiple road trips, and yet that guy remains perpetually nonplussed about the constant stream of shootouts and chases he’s in. He even has time to crack wise with Jackson about their rivaling badassery.

The first Hitman’s Bodyguard is a better film than Safe House, but that earlier movie is a reminder that Reynolds is more than just one persona. It’s easy to imagine Safe House is not one of the actor’s favorite films. It’s from that awkward period in his career directly after the notorious box office flop Green Lantern in 2011. Indeed, much of the recurring meta-textual humor in both Deadpool movies is Reynolds having a laugh at Green Lantern’s expense, mocking what it did to his career… including by making it that much harder for Reynolds to get Deadpool off the ground.

Ironically, Reynolds had kind of played Wade Wilson before Green Lantern or Safe House, but in such a bastardized form during X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) that 20th Century Fox became skeptical toward the idea there was a large audience out there for Reynolds to have his spinoff. Meanwhile, for every forgettable success like Safe House he was in, Reynolds was only getting mainstream roles in other troubled productions like R.I.P.D. (2013) and The Change-Up (2011).

The irony is, however, that Reynolds was also doing some of his best and most diverse work during this period. Likely a contributing reason to him getting to play Hal Jordan was the box office success he had opposite Sandra Bullock in 2009 with The Proposal. But while that romantic comedy saw Reynolds dabble in the sarcastic wit which marks his earliest breakout success in the sitcom Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998-2001) and his current run of hits since Deadpool, his character in The Proposal is not a smartass. He’s a put-upon employee who is driven by completely earnest and embittered estrangement from his father.

Meanwhile, outside of his would-be blockbuster fare which came after that hit, Reynolds was doing genuinely impressive dramatic work on the indie circuit. His one-man turn in Buried (2010), in which he plays a military contractor who realizes he’s been buried alive in Iraq and has only only a cellphone and 90 minutes before his oxygen runs out, is claustrophobic and viscerally terrifying stuff. Conversely, his depiction of a mentally ill man who begins hearing conflicting advice from “the voices” of his dog and cat in Marjane Satrapi’s The Voices (2014) is arguably the best work Reynolds has done in his whole career. In that dark comedy, he plays both sad sack Jerry with sincere pathos while also truly disguising his speech patterns by inhabiting the sinister voice as his cat Mr. Whiskers and his sagacious dog, Bosco.

Neither of those films were box office hits, obviously, and none of them earned Reynolds the kind of universal love that Deadpool did. As bleakly amusing as Mr. Whiskers is, that’s not a character who can sell bottles of gin. But being reminded of that more diverse talent now, even while watching something as pedestrian as Safe House, is somewhat nice. He’s gone on to much better mainstream entertainment since 2012, but Reynolds is still more than Wade Wilson. That’s worth remembering.

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What I read in 2020, from worst to best

1. Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng - ★☆☆☆☆ (review)

2. Rules of Civility by Amor Towles - ★☆☆☆☆ (review)

3. Love Traveling by Hitomi- ★☆☆☆☆

4. The Red Queen by Philippa Gregory - ★★☆☆☆ (review)

5. The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo - ★★☆☆☆

6. Trinkets by Kirsten Smith - ★★☆☆☆

7. The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros -★★☆☆☆

8. Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson - ★★☆☆☆

9.The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick - ★★☆☆☆

10. Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple - ★★☆☆☆

11.Avenue of Mysteries by John Irvings - ★★☆☆☆

12. The Expatriates by Janice Y.K. Lee - ★★★☆☆ (review)

13. Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo - ★★★☆☆ (review)

14. The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 10 (1969 - 1970) by Charles Schulz - ★★★☆☆ (review)

15. Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden - ★★★☆☆ (review)

16. Kill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky - ★★★☆☆ (review)

17. Alphabet of Dreams by Susan Fletcher - ★★★☆☆ (review)

18. Girls on Fire by Robin Wasserman - ★★★☆☆ (review)

19. Archenemy by Frank Beddor - ★★★☆☆

20. Finally & 13 Gifts by Wendy Mass - ★★★☆☆

21. No One to Trust by Melody Carlson - ★★★☆☆

21. Girl in the Train by Paula Hawkins - ★★★☆☆

22. Empress of the World by Sara Ryan - ★★★☆☆

23. On the Come Up by Angie Thomas - ★★★☆☆

24. 13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson - ★★★☆☆

25. Clueless: Senior Year by Amber Benson - ★★★☆☆

26. This Book is Not Yet Rated by Peter Bognanni - ★★★☆☆

27. The Summer of Jordi Perez by Amy Spalding - ★★★☆☆

28. Blue is the Warmest Color by Julie Maroh - ★★★☆☆

29. Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote- ★★★☆☆

30. Bone Gap by Laura Ruby - ★★★☆☆

31. Lilac Girls by Martha Kelly - ★★★☆☆

32. The DUFF by Kody Keplinger - ★★★☆☆

33. Eggs by Jerry Spinelli - ★★★☆☆

34. Dumplin' & Puddin' by Julie Murphy - ★★★☆☆

35. The Body by Stephen King - ★★★☆☆

36. L: Change the World by M - ★★★☆☆

37. Sadie by Courtney Summers- ★★★☆☆

38. The Graveyard Shift by Neil Gaiman- ★★★☆☆

39. Save the Date by Morgan Matson - ★★★☆☆

40. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick - ★★★☆☆

41. Neil Gaiman's How to Talk to Girls at Parties by Fábio Moon - ★★★☆☆

42. Jughead, Vol. 3 by Ryan North - ★★★☆☆

43. Archie, Vol. 5 by Mark Waid - ★★★☆☆

44. Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Vol. 2 by Young Kim, Stephanie Meyer - ★★★☆☆

45. Sôdôk by Sheri Holman - ★★★☆☆

46. Staying Strong: 365 Days a Year by Demi Lovato - ★★★☆☆

47. The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah- ★★★★☆ (spoiler review)

48. The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd - ★★★★☆ (spoiler review)

49. Marlene by C.W. Gortner - ★★★★☆ (review)

50. Thomas Jefferson Dreams of Sally Hemings by Stephen O'Connor - ★★★★☆ (review)

51. The Siren by Kiera Cass - ★★★★☆ (review)

52. Silver Linings Playbook by Matthew Quick - ★★★★☆ (review)

53. Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates - ★★★★☆ (review)

54. The Beguiled by Thomas Cullinan - ★★★★☆ (review)

55. The Turn of the Key by Ruth Ware - ★★★★☆ (review)

56. Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews - ★★★★☆ (review)

57. Rutta & Kodama, Volumes 1 - 3 by Youko Fujitani - ★★★★☆ (review)

58. Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Vol. 1 by Young Kim, Stephanie Meyer - ★★★★☆ (review)

59. The House of Impossible Beauties by Joseph Cassara- ★★★★☆ (review)

60. Harry Potter 1 - 3 by J.K. Rowling - ★★★★☆

61. Esperanza Rising & Becoming Naomi León by Pam Muñoz Ryan - ★★★★☆

62. Sweetest Spell by Suzanne Selfors - ★★★★☆

63. Teen Titans: Raven by Kami Garcia- ★★★★☆

64. Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan - ★★★★☆

65. Blended by Sharon Draper - ★★★★☆

66. Shanghai Girls & Dreams of Joy by Lisa See - ★★★★☆

67. The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 25 (1999 - 2000) by Charles Schulz - ★★★★☆

68. The Ice Cream Queen of Orchard Street by Susan Jane Gilman - ★★★★☆

69. Jahanara by Kathryn Lasky- ★★★★☆

70. Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn - ★★★★☆

71. Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates - ★★★★☆

72. Juliet Takes a Breath by Gabby Rivera - ★★★★☆

73. So Far From Home by Barry Denenberg - ★★★★☆

74. Soundless by Richelle Mead - ★★★★☆

75. Mockingbird by Kathryn Erskine - ★★★★☆

76. This One Summer by Mariko & Jillian Tamaki - ★★★★☆

77. Archie, Vol. 6 by Mark Waid - ★★★★☆

78. Cut by Patricia McCormick- ★★★★☆

79. Girl in Pieces by Kathleen Glasgow- ★★★★☆

80. Jughead, Vol. 2 by Chip Zdarsky- ★★★★☆

81. Reggie & Me by Tom DeFalco - ★★★★☆

82. Radio Silence by Alice Oseman- ★★★★☆

83. Number the Stars & The Giver by Lois Lowry - ★★★★☆

84. Attack on Titan, Vol. 2, 3, 6 & 7 by Hajime Isayama - ★★★★☆

85. Call, Silent Night & Ice Dolls by Hitomi - ★★★★☆

86. Princess Ai, vol. 3 by Courtney Love & DJ Milky - ★★★★☆

87. Attack on Titan, Vol. 1, 4 & 5 by Hajime Isayama- ★★★★★ ( review , review )

88. Princess Ai, Vol. 1 & 2 by Courtney Love & DJ Milky - ★★★★★ (review)

89. Flower by Hitomi - ★★★★★ (review)

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