#cbs survivor

[white-weasel]

Survivor 46 has had so much balls to the walls insane (read: iconic) shit. Like ALL of this happened in one season:

Jelinsky quitting the Sweat task within like an hour of starting it and then throwing the hour glass in frustration

“Several means seven, not four”

Everyone clowning on Jelinsky (including Jeff!!!) for the rest of the season about the above conviction

“I didn’t come to win a million dollars, I came here to win a million hearts”

Bhanu cursing God for putting him on Survivor in the first place if he was going to be voted out

Bhanu legit getting on his hands and knees, begging Tiff not to vote him out and Tiff telling him to stand up because he’s a grown man

Really everything involving the Bhanu boot with him running around the island

Jem deciding to plant the Beware Advantage, but not planting anything below it, leading to Siga digging a massive hole and basically uprooting a whole bush

Venus taking credit for the Soda blindside, which pissed off Tevin who wanted to take credit for the Soda blindside, which pissed off Liz who wanted to take credit for the Soda blindside (or really just everyone fighting like children over “whose move” something was)

Q overanalyzing a game of hide and seek (Big mistake!)

Q blowing up tribal and asking to be voted out, only for Tevin to go home

The entire Applebee’s reward fiasco

Probably missed some stuff because of just how jam packed this season is and really hope the last few episodes deliver

[sugar-cube-in-a-teacup]

okay hear me out: heroes vs villains 2 but it’s just the cast of survivor 46 again

[awigglycultist]

[jeffprobst-official]

Fuck Rome

- No-Vote Kyle, 2024

[steve-needs-a-hug]

an unexpectedly iconic runner-up duo

[mintysneezes]

The reactions of everyone from last nights tribal council is so good

[jeremycollinsstan]

[idembroiderthat]

This is the smallest ‘B’ I’ve ever stitched.

Pretty much everything Boston Rob says is a stitchable quote. But THIS LINE… pure Robfather gold.

Reason number 5,525,600 I could never be on ‘Survivor’: I’d totally cave. I’d be like ‘you said that so boldly, it must be true, here’s all the information I have’.

4x4 Inch Hand-Embroidered Hoop

[fleursfairies]

im loving all the wednesday content. first i watch agatha all along, then i watch survivor, then i listen to pod meets world. AND its like the one day of the week i dont have homework due

[misguided-ghostz]

Andy in the back smiling while his tribe is fighting over a clothes line is hilarious.

[midwestvalleygirl-moved]

parvati shallow & natalie bolton reunite for paper magazine

[chickenofliterature]

A list of my alternative career ideas if this whole historian thing doesn’t work out

Clown

Puppeteer or puppet maker

Survivor contestant

Crafter

Renaissance faire person

Unfortunately I’m not sure any of those would be more profitable than academia

[white-weasel]

I need a compilation of all of Jake’s little comments from this season of Survivor. I just think it would be fun and good for my mental health

[awigglycultist]

God Charlie seems so sad and disappointed

[jeffprobst-official]

Okay I genuinely hate Whisper Tribals and I’ll tell you why:

The players have days at the beach to talk and scheme and figure out who they want out and how they can make it happen. They know there are twists and idols and advantages. The have plenty of time to come up with contingencies and make plans B-Z.

Once they get to Tribal Council, it is Jeff’s turn to create some chaos (and a good chance for chaotic/strategic players to move their plans forward). Anything said at Tribal Council should be said aloud to the entire group. That is what the time is there for, it is an essential mechanic in the game.

Allowing players to get up and whisper to each other to figure out a new plan makes the players look childish and lazy. It ruins clever plans and quite frankly it makes for terrible TV.

END WHISPER TRIBALS!!

[steve-needs-a-hug]

iconic