#same with jegulus

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Uncle Bee and uncle Evy with baby luna- a canon interaction Barty: Okay Luna, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Pandora: Barty, She’s a child

Luna:

Barty: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Barty, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Pandora: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Evan: Wait what did you teach her?

Barty: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Evan: Barty! She is a CHILD!

Evan: If you are fighting an opponent your age Luna, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

[aithusarosekiller]

Maybe it's a good thing Regulus wasn't in the order because can you imagine

James: so albus said we need to split into groups of three-

Sirius, pointing to Regulus: he can go with Pete and Lily, with any luck they'll sacrifice him to buy some time

Regulus: shut the fuck up, you're adopted

Sirius: I wish, would be better than being related to you wouldn't it?

Regulus: *fucking pounces across the table and starts slapping him*

Sirius: *having the time of his life getting a few punches in*

Regulus: *blood curdling shriek* HE LICKED ME

Lily: boys, can we get back to fighting the war instead of eachother, please?

Regulus: >:( fine, sorry Lily

Sirius: ...Regsy, do you need an ice pack for your ego?

Regulus: die

James: .........anyway!

[betweendyingstars]

Artist Regulus painting his lovers

This is a DTIYS I’m hosting on instagram to celebrate 1k, so if you’d like to join go find me on there!

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: *puking in the toilet*

Peter: ah is it a hangover?

Remus: no he walked in on James and Regulus shagging this morning

Peter:

Peter: oh

[wolvesandshine]

The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

[courfee]

it's been exactly a year since the last chapter of Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule and I still miss it. This scene is probably one of my favourite things I've ever written and I've wanted to draw it for forever, so now seemed like an appropriate time

[lexithwrites]

my roman empire is imagining remus quietly walking out of sirius's room at like 3am and then turning around to see james coming out of regulus's room and they both just stare at each other for a long time before going downstairs and silently drinking beers together not discussing it

[manwrre]

*regulus finally tells evan about his crush on a particular gryffindor*

evan: so is it lupin?

regulus: no……i like james.

evan: …….potter….? he’s kinda fucking dumb, don’t you think?

regulus: he’s not d- listen, he’s hard to read. he’s mysterious.

evan: i don’t think he can read.

regulus: you never know what’s going on inside his head!

evan: i don’t even think he knows what’s going on inside his head…

[the-thing-in-the-dark]

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[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

[james-sunshine-potter]

Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, filming a video of Barty and Evan: Two Bros! Chillin in a hot tuB 5 feet apart because ThEY WONT FUCKING CONFESS!

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

[adharastarlight]

The marauders as things my best friend has had to put up with me saying

remus: okay I'll add it to my notes on you "if we discover vampires, would throw himself at them"

regulus: with my legs spread

remus: i hate you so much

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: come on reggie im just trying to help you find a girlfriend

Regulus: i don’t need your help

Sirius: come on reggie!!

Regulus: i’m gay sirius!

Sirius:

Sirius: okay well we can just get you a boyfriend

Regulus: i’m not interested

Sirius: i know a few boys who would interest you

Regulus: bloody hell!

Regulus: *leans over to kiss james*

Regulus: i’m perfectly fine

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: are you fucking kidding me?!

[incorrectly-mischievous]

Remus: babe, I know I said I’d hype you up so you look better than your brother, but-

Sirius: I know, I shouldn’t compre myself to others. We’re all in our own journey

Remus: What? Who the hell told you that? I was gonna say that, if things start going downhill, I’ll pretend to choke and you can save my life in front of everyone

Sirius: I love you. Thank you for not trying to make me a better person