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Great memories 🏆😍
#same manu#this photo lives in my head rent free#manuel neuer#thomas müller#german nt#germany nt#happy anniversary#wc 2014
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me at the vegetable stand slash my porn twitter name as photographed by a fave fwb
#me#thanks manu#lmfao#I was gooped#I hope having the same name as this vegetable stand has brought me admirers#this was a couple weeks ago#to be abundandtly clear here I had just been railed within an inch of my life in this picture
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40k is really the size kink franchise huh
Have not written for Ferrus yet. This is a travesty I must remedy immediately. I know this isn't technically a request but I simply want him so bad
Summary: Ferrus gets a bit... handsy with his beloved after a nightmare
Word Count: 963
Content Warnings: OOPS! It's porn again, size kink of course, a bit of breath play, belly bulge, and you're getting the cream pie.
Image Credit: @squishyowl
Whatever it was in your head was starting to fade. Still, you tossed over and fumbled for him as your eyes fluttered open. You couldn't see anything, but you knew he was right next to you. Before a moment had passed, you'd grasped a segment of his loose fitting shirt. You weren't much next to him, but this sudden movement was enough to rouse him. A gruff "hmm?" escaped him as he turned his head down towards you.
"Ferrus--"
"You're shivering," he said, the metallic arm around you tightening.
Your grip loosened, and you realized that he was right. You were shivering. Before you could say anything, his lips grazed the top of your head. He was large, more than twice your size. You knew that he could break you in half if he so wanted, but you'd not gotten the impression that he'd wanted to.
"I am," you replied.
He ran a hand down your back. His hands were cold against your clothes, against you. You felt chills go down your spine. His hand engulfed you-- it took up maybe half of your back. The folds of your nightdress gathered at the small of your back under his hand. You looked up at him. From what little light entered the room, you could barely make out a clouded expression on his face.
"Is anything wrong?" you asked, snaking your way up the bed to press a kiss to his lips. They were much bigger than yours, but you were able to make it work.
Ferrus sighed. "Just..." he started. "I can't feel you with my hands. That's all," he said.
You frowned. "Oh..." you said. You ran a hand along his chest. "Surely..." you said, feeling a lump forming in your throat. "Surely you can't feel me with anything else?"
Both of you froze for a moment before Ferrus sat up in bed. He released you, and you fell to the bed with a thud. "Disrobe," he barked as he undid the buttons on his own shirt. You fiddled with your nightdress before it came off and you cast it aside, somewhere near you on the massive bed.
He grabbed your wrists, and laid you down underneath him. For a moment he remained there, eyes roving your body, before he leaned in for a kiss. He was far too large to kiss with tongue, but you felt butterflies regardless. His hands trailed down your body, stopping briefly to play with your nipples. You were thankful that you were in his chambers, far from prying ears, squeaking and moaning his name.
When his hands were at your thighs, he pried your legs open with no effort. You looked down at him as he lowered his head, his tongue licking your inner thighs.
"F... Ferrus..." you moaned, your legs pinned to your side by metallic hands.
"Let me feel you," he said, before his tongue trailed between your legs. You cried out as he found your apex, swirling it in his mouth before he entered you. You grabbed for his chopped hair, sinking your fingers into it. He chuckled. It didn't take long for you to climax the first time, crying out and trembling underneath him.
Right when you were working up to the next climax, he removed his mouth. "On your front," he said.
You flipped over, and almost instantly felt something poke at your entrance. You let out a pathetic whimper as you arched your back and looked over your shoulder at him. He was built like a truck; not only 13 feet tall, but wide. His steel gray eyes caught yours, and a smirk graced his face.
"Beg for it."
You felt yourself quivering under him. He pressed against your entrance; you wanted it, he wanted it.
"Ferrus... please," you choked out. "I need it. I need you in me. I need you to rearrange me. I..." you trailed off, your voice wavering. "I don't want to be able to walk tomorrow."
With that, you felt him enter you. You cried out, grasping at the bedsheets as he slid inside. You felt him in your belly, making a little bulge in your stomach. He held you down with one hand and grasped your throat with the other, lightly playing with your airways. You clenched over him, beginning to see stars. He could easily choke you to death, he had to be very careful with you. The one person he's loved, and they're delicate like every other baseline human.
He started to pull out, and he relented his hold on you, letting you catch your breath. "Ferrus..." you breathed, your head pressing against the bed.
"What is it?" he asked, as he entered you, faster this time.
You couldn't even grace him with a coherent response, instead moaning fragments of words and phrases. He pressed inside of you further, and you could feel him in your ribcage. He was gentle... until he wasn't, and you knew you were going to bruise in the morning.
He held you down with one hand as you climaxed again, with him following not long after. You felt him throb inside of you, bruising you, marking you as his own. He shot inside you for a long while before he finally pulled out, a sticky liquid trickling down your legs. You were still swelling a little bit from how much he'd shot inside of you as he turned you over, picking you up and placing you on his lap.
"You're gorgeous," he said, holding you close to him. He ran a hand up and down your back again, and you melted into his touch. You knew that you were going to be bedridden for the greater part of tomorrow, but you wouldn't have it any other way.
#warhammer 40k x reader#primarch x reader#ferrus manus x reader#reader insert#ferrus manus#warhammer lobotomy#i know this is the first standalone thing ive written for him but man i feel like i never write him the same way twice#ferrus manus sweetie i hope i am doing you justice#...can you tell i like him
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PATRICK X CRUZ Élitǝ Series 5 • EP08 • dir. Eduardo Chapero-Jackson
#same pat same#elite#elite netflix#manu ríos#carloto cotta#patrick blanco#cruz carvalho#lgbtedit#élite#élite netflix#patrick x cruz#lgbtq+#gay#lgbt#gay couple#romancegifs#queer media#lgbtgifs#gaygifs#queergifs#beautiful men
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#manuel ugarte#manchester united#today i offer you yet another scowling manu tmr who knows (stock is running low lmao)#gif requests always welcome hehe need some variety here#theres always so much happening during int break but it feels like nothing at the same time#saw pelle got a red yesterday and had to laugh#+
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Manus doesn't know what arrows are. In his day, all ranged combat was magic or dragon breath.
Ummmmmm...
I am so very sorry, but this is breaking canon. Like a LOT. So I cannot take this as a headcanon.
#dark souls#like the silver knights and manus are HEAVILY implied to have lived at the same time#it cannot be that Manus never saw arrows shot
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Is this... for real?
#what are the odd the keepers of my two beloved teams with the same kit lmao#bayern munich#arsenal#manu#raya
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no idea how im gonna work with the text to keep the composition bc im a sucker for heart shape but im trying so hawrd to make this smunker sticker happen yippee
#ill see about working on ken sticker sheet after...so i can order everything at da same time#nervous about sticker sheet though idk how people do those outlines at the exact measurements manus want#ill be ordering a limited amount of both#talkys#a doodley#delete later
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The fun thing about the Crest system argument is that before Hopes, myself and others were pointing out how Edelgard's claims make no sense when held up to the various nobles we have in game. The Alliance was a big sticking point in this regard, it was only in the Kingdom where it seemed to exist but it was also tied to defending their lands. Then Hopes came out where Sylvain explained that yes, there is a Crest system… that the nobles ignore and do their own thing. Fodlan itself basically says no one follows the Crest system, so is it really that important that Edelgard removes it while consolidating power on herself?
Where in Nopes does Sylvain mention the Crust system?
Crust system is basically the Fodlan equivalent of inheritence laws, and not that different from a male/female/klingon primogeniture rule, legitimacy rule, or picking the most able "person" to inherit...
Especially since the "most able" notion is as variable as the contents of a teaspoon and Fodlan refuses to elaborate what kind of magical superpower each crest gives.
The Nabateans using hair dye in the War of Heroes make more sense than the crust "system"!
I remember Houses thought trying to push the "wah wah inheritence based on crusts bad" with Sylvain (or was it Dimitri?) saying that the crested heir inherits, and the others are disinherited or something? I haven't checked the jp version and if it is worded differently, but, come on.
We see Rufus and Gilbert, sure they don't inherit the ancestral seat/throne of the house (Gilbert's bro is the baron, and Rufus is salty bcs Lambert got the throne), and yet they're not left in the boonies, are we really supposed to believe that both Rufus and Gilbert didn't get a penny, a house, titles (Gilbert became a knight) or anything for inheritance? Disinherited Rufus would never have became a grand duke (unless Dimitri's grandma was from Itha so Rufus took the inheritance from his mom?) or have lived a relatively more privileged life than Ashe and be free to "seduce around".
Jury's out about whether Glenn had a crust or not, and yet, Glenn got a fiancée and is always highly spoken of by his dad - not something you'd do for a kid you disinherit!
So, what were Sylvain (or Dimitri?) talking about in Houses?
Or were they full of shit to pretend there is a "system" that exists but isn't applied anywhere in the land, so it's totes important to get rid of it and make "ReFoRmS" and in the end, Supreme Leader wasn't totally in the wrong and had some good ideas, but please don't ask more about those ideas or what the "most competent" means to her, especially since Bernie in her solo ending in CF (just like in the other routes) can rule her territory ?
We don't see Hector crying a river because Uther is the Lord and not him, or Eirika doing the same (even if it would have been better for Magvel lol) just like Tana, hell, Elincia's dad didn't want to create an inheritence feud between his daughter and Renning so he hid her, and when Renning returns in FE10, he's not throwing a fit because he should have become King instead of his niece, and what not.
Hell, Desmond wanting to make Guinivere Queen wasn't a move to empower her or to shit on Zeph, but ultimately, a move he pulled off because of his own insecurities at being a worthless King compared to his son.
In Fodlan? Tana - after Innes' death at the hands of her accomplices - starts a war to conquer Magvel to get rid of male primogeniture.
And to make this less stupid than it sounds, the devs insist that Magvel's primogeniture laws are very bad and ruin a ton of lives in the continent which would justify killing Ross and Garcia because they're sacrifices to be made for the greater good.
Yeah :/
I'm not playing this version of FE8.
#fantasyinvader#replies#crust system#iirc a friend tried to analyse what was that notion in depth#like what made it systemic and what not#and the results were... that well the so called system has so many exceptions and examples seen in the game that#you'd be hard pressed to see a case where it's actually put in place#especially since Fodlan refuses to give siblings to characters or even bastard sibs#ferghus is the one with the most crested heirs#and the game tries to give a reason : crests are used to wield weapons and ferghus needs to defend itself against invasions#and yet it also gives us children who weren't born with a crust who aren't randoms or living in the sewers#Adrestia has Caspar#idk if he was written off because he is not the oldest son or because he has no crust#but thing is between Caspar Rufus Gilbert and Holst none of them are in the same situation because of their lack of crest#ffs Holst is Duke Goneril in Nopes despite not having a crest#even September 2019 players could see something was wrong with the fandom beloved crust system#it hasn't changed at all#CF replaces it with nepotism lol#I mean Prime Minister Manu is a thing
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A favourite trope of mine is probably when a character is sent back in time, either to their past body or as themselves, with them and their past self as two different people
Like, an older, experienced Marcus somehow ending up in Vienna, just before the Storm of 1914, seeing her younger self, and Madam Hofmann...
Time is weird. And at that point, her very existence had altered it. So, why not alter it more?
So, to her, she's trying to help show these two around Vienna and prevent Heinrich from... being himself,
While to Marcus and Greta, they've met 'Madam Gretel', a Foundation Investigator. Or, so it seems....
MADAM GRETEL?!
Well, let me think about this possible AU you've got in your hands.
Since time is reversing itself all the way, Marcus wouldn't find it unusual to be sent back to the same era, as it has happened twice already. However, to appear back in Vienna all those years ago and see her mentor alive by her side is something she never saw as possible.
It's been years, many years, and she's gotten stronger, not so much in the social department but certainly in other departments.
Nos back in Vienna with her young, naive self and her mentor telling her everything she needs to know about the mission, she knows just what to do.
Stop Heinrich, prevent Isolde from joining the Manus and keep Madam Hoffman alive.
Could it change the course of time? Yes. How would it go then? Had she stopped the storm in 1914 all those years ago, the golden island would be thriving? Would Madam Lucy have gotten the answer to the storm immunity incantation?
She wants to be selfish for a moment, to keep her beloved mentor alive and by her side, something she had never been able to enjoy until it was too late.
So she did it, she mixed up with Hoffman and Marcus as a foundation investigator of a higher range than young Marcus, Gretel.
And to the surprise of the two other investigators, she seems to have a deep knowledge of what will happen next. From Mr. Karl to Isolde's seizure. Everything.
And it's at this moment that both, Young Marcus and Madam Hoffman start to suspect that, maybe, something is not right with Gretel.
#reverse 1999#defining sanity#Marcus would stick so closely to Madam Hoffman#telling Young Marcus to value Hoffman because “she lost someone like her a long time ago”#and in case Marcus/gretel isn't here (able to) stop Isolde from joining the Manus she wants the two to evacuate immediately#She will not make the same mistake a second time that's for sure#And she's probably helping Isolde and Kakania get together in her mission ngl#Sorry she's the only one who knows what will happen if the dumpster fire lesbians have a breakup
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big shop update next weekend probably, including a full restock of whale shark socks bc my sock manu is kachow fast apparently and got these to me in 2.5 weeks
#also beanies!!!#and like. 9 other new items bc I forget what I've made in the past and then it all arrives at the same time#I was telling ppl that whale shark socks would take 1-2 months to restock bc it's the manufacturing busy season but somehow#somehow my sock manu can conjure socks out of nowhere
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Having a staredown with Weeping Peninsula Deathbird
Zoom and enhance (with telescope)
Sit with the sunflowers :)
#elden ring#sunflower#the proximity trigger to get the deathbird to approach is standing at that rowa bush on the left of the screen#3d perspective tricks#I noticed today that the Deathbirds weapon has same shape as weapon of Manus Father of the Abyss from DS#Oh hey 10 hours until Japan's moon landing attempt nice
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manu hugging rafinha and shielding his eyes from the sun ..I think about that photo all the time
I was hoping someone would bring this up, because not only am I obsessed with that pic (which ofc I’ve included below), but I actually have more from that day:
Oh to be Rafinha…
I mean, just imagine what it must feel like to have your face cupped so tenderly between the world’s safest pair of hands—to be pulled into Manu’s chest, one ear over his heart. He always treats his teammates with such care, like a true mother hen. I love the duality of Manu—so firm and assertive off the pitch, yet so gentle and sweet off of it. That’s a true man right there 👏
#anon 💖#unrelated but I’m writing a neuller fic with the same general setup as pic number 1#it’ll hopefully be out eventually#manuel neuer#mama manu#rafinha#fc bayern münchen#fc bayern#fc bayern munich#my asks#fav tag
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Weltmeister squad, my beloved, it's been 84 years.
#perdolski wearing the same jersey again after such a long time...#of course chris stands in front of per...#also manu and per - giants united as well#i am not crying you are crying#poldis abschied
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behold !! art !!
#ooc#shut up manu#asdlkfjsafjd no its not all my characters its the ones i use the most tho#and yes diff characters with the same fc go in diff places bc its about vibes#was conflicted about luis and james tho asldkja they should share the hunkkish twink + twunk space
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maintenance guy is gone, time to play (?) ts4
#lbr i'm going to spend hours looking at mods...#my contract ended saturday but i'm still waiting on manu updates#anyways our AC was overflowing. which is funny bc the exact same thing happened the day we moved into our previous place 🤨#mars.txt
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