#sakakibara ren

[nicnsmth1]

end-of-term exams in a nutshell

[o0o0thorn0o0o]

Karma: But why act so smug? You won by only 1.8% :P

Gakushuu: Shut it—a win is a win.

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Some doodles based on this very hectic poll. I know I’m a little late, but I’m also on a trip up north rn.

A hint of AsaKanza because I haven’t drawn AC in a while, and I’d like to include the gal. That, and I got some encouragement from Luna to include Yukiko.

That, and because I be hella biased towards my favorites, as y’all should know by now :P

[orquideasrojas]

Nakamura: Karma is at the special age where young people only have one idea in mind. Ren: Girls? Gakushuu: Guys? Karma: Homicide

[meouwublog]

much more exclusive

[tuulikannel]

(I saw this incorrect quote and couldn't help immediately thinking of young Shuu... 🥲)

Gakushuu: The principal says we’re not to cry.

Ren: That’s because the principal is incapable of human emotion. You are 13 Gakushuu, cry if you feel like it.

[aisha-galaxia]

Storyboard Shuu and Big Five spotted!!!

[gigisafeplace]

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?

Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gakushuu, crying: It's working.

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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?

Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.

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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!

Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.

Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.

Gakushuu: It was very deep.

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Rio: Define “dream”.

Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Isogai: That’s too dark!

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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?

Gakuhou: Yes.

Gakushuu: So, then it's...

Gakuhou: All downhill from here.

Gakushuu: Like Rio.

Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?

Kayano: Is it nice?

Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nagisa: It was one time!

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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Gakushuu: Sex.

Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.

Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.

Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Irina: Food.

Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?

Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.

Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!

Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!

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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

[le-panda-chocovore]

One AssClass headcannon that I always had and try to put in my fanfictions is that Gakushuu genuinely dislike Rio and Ren is absolutely terrified by her. The idea is hilarious to me.

Gakushuu would be able to befriend some of Karma's friends (Nagisa, Kanzaki, Okuda) and tolarate others (Kayano, Sugino) but would NOT like Rio. Mostly because she's too much like Karma (smart but demonic), and also because she's not afraid of him and does not respect him at all. The others of the assassin squad would be like "we should be a careful of what we say in front of the Student Council President/son of the former chairman" (even though they're not in Kunigaoka Junior High anymore) but Rio wouldn't care about it, she wouldn't hesitate to make fun of him and try to take embarassing pictures of him (which she would trade with Karma)

And Ren doesn't simply hate her, he's fucking scared of her. The reason is that during their first or second year of Junior High, he dumped/rejected one of her friend so to avenge her, she decided to win his heart. It wasn't very complicated given than Ren would flirt with any pretty girl he met, and Rio knew she was fine. So, she caught his attention, pretended to be flattered when he approached her, let him confess, and... absolutely humiliated him in front of the whole class. And after that she was dedicated to prank him every day for a week to the point that he'd run away at the opposite side of the school whenever he'd see her. She terrorized him and even after they graduated and went to different High School, he's still traumatized by that. So when Gakushuu and Karma started dating and those two's friend groups started to merge a bit, it became a living hell for Ren.

He'd get startled every time she'd talk to him and she'd catch on very quick and start to play with that. Karma would find this hilarious. Gakushuu would find this ridiculous.

[solarsavoy]

The Ghosts of Christmas

I am so sorry I totally meant to make a post when I started it and then forgot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This year, I've decided to make another Christmas fic! (Instead of finishing Kristmas Karma II first, because I'm a jerk.) It follows Gakuhou, featuring the big 5 (plus Karma), in his own, very much needed Christmas Carol! It's got four chapters out so far and the plan is to post one each day until Christmas, and I'm very proud of it. ^^

(No KKII, don't look at me that way! I haven't forgotten or abandoned you I SWEAR!!)

Anyway, hope to see you there, and comments and kudos are greatly appreciated. 😁 (And so are signal boosts)

Trigger warning for the fic: implied/referenced suicide, mention of suicide

[mariaashlay]

Chibi Ren!

He didn't turn out that great when I was drawing him in my usual chibi style so I tried a different one!

[luna-loner]

[nicnsmth1]

average asano family conversation

[le-panda-chocovore]

They're destined to be #1

Karma: But why act so smug? You won by only 1.8% :P

Gakushuu: Shut it—a win is a win.

———

Some doodles based on this very hectic poll. I know I’m a little late, but I’m also on a trip up north rn.

A hint of AsaKanza because I haven’t drawn AC in a while, and I’d like to include the gal. That, and I got some encouragement from Luna to include Yukiko.

That, and because I be hella biased towards my favorites, as y’all should know by now :P

[orquideasrojas]

Gakushuu dragged the virtuous on a trip to the jungle

Araki: I think I just saw a snake Seo: Where?! Koyama: Is it poisonous? Ren: Gakushuu, could you tell us what we are looking for? Flash back Karma: I want an Oompa Loompa. End Flash back Gakushuu: I'll tell you when we find him.

[meouwublog]

I think it's quite colorful, and I like the colors and the composition itself

[tuulikannel]

If B5 were gamers