#sadistic fandom

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

*prods tearily*

https://youtu.be/Uupn8LX0EmM?si=5ZmdE07-rTOSb62Q

I’m… I’m just gonna leave this here-

WHY DO SOME OF YOU WAKE UP AND CHOOSE CARNAGE

AND WHO DRAGGED ME INTO THIS BOOKSTORE FIRE

[maybe-boys-do-love]

Fourth is better at celebrity impressions than most SNL actors highkey, and if you're a fan of gmmtv actors I gotta recommend the 18:48 minute-mark in PondPhuwin's littleBIGworld ep15

He's got the ear for the voices, the physicality down pat, and the exaggeration to keep it funny. That at least two of the impressions skirt the line of appearing like homophobic stereotypes only makes me loves those actors more, lol, because he's not wrong. Even if you don't follow the actors outside of their shows, you can tell by everyone's reactions that he's getting the traits spot on.

Edit: because some true lover of the comedic arts on tiktok stitched all the impressions with clips of the actors, and, like, just fucking look!!!

[slitheringghost]

Dear Snuffles, Hope you’re okay, the first week back here’s been terrible, I’m really glad it’s the weekend. We’ve got a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge. She’s nearly as nice as your mum. I’m writing because that thing I wrote to you about last summer happened again last night when I was doing a detention with Umbridge. (OoTP)

fandom: obviously walburga didn't torture sirius or physically abuse him at all! she grieved him so much when he ran away!! he was her favorite!!!!

canon: *explicitly compares walburga to umbridge right after umbridge tortured harry for 7 hours*

[listranz]

I cried when Jim stopped being a troll; when he was stripped of everything (literally!) and "rewarded" with a bunch of mental trauma (guilt, pangs of conscience, PTSD, etc.); without giving the viewer any good positive alternative.

And I cried again when I saw what they did to the ending of the franchise. It's monstrous. It's fucking unforgivable and it cheapens everything we've been through... so I just hope that when the wheel of this fucking sensara starts to turn back, my boy will finally become a troll (let's say the heroes will need such an advantage for the plot, and Jim will volunteer or something). And he finally gets some cool armor, even though he doesn't have the amulet anymore! His friends got weapons and gear anyway, so what's stopping Jim from getting it?

[gh0sdae]

Silco is the perfect villain because even though he's the big bad king pin with enough power to keep an entire city under his thumb, he's making faces like fucking this half the time

[sniper-gihun-xix]

Gihun: Babe you’re still cute, its just the way you stared at me with that crazy look in your eyes scared me a little

[slysum]

I really dislike when people think the people who want Adrien to know the truth are sadist.

Like, no. I want him to know because there would be no point in HM being his dad in the first place if he never gets to know, and it's not like the lie hurt him any less..

[erikftglitter]

Ch 1 | The Piteous Life of Dr. Stevens’ New Wife

Killmonger AU

Created By: Erikftglitter

“Hey Dr. Stevens. It’s Kari. I just wanted to thank you again for the kind gesture.”

Erik read the message several times before exuding a deep sigh. He had spent most of the night trying to forget the younger woman, but the universe was setting him up for failure.

She’s practically in our hands, Erik.

He wanted to silence the overbearing thoughts from flowing but he couldn’t help but to also think that it was true. Didn’t he deserve the woman and kids that Kari, and so many others, mentioned to him before? Did he really want to commit to dying alone in a world like this?

“No need to thank me Kari. Thank you for not contacting the board about our collision.”

Erik found himself humored with his own response. Little did he know that Kari was gushing from the desk chair that she was texting from. Could this be? She wondered if the doctor would really be interested in seeing her again. Well, seeing her under normal circumstances.

“I won’t…. Only if you allow me to be your tour guide.”

Kari was persistent, inexperienced, but persistent to get the ex-SEAL out of the house. She surprised herself with her forwardness but the clock was ticking and her local blue-collared men were no where near as appealing as Dr. Stevens.

“A man of my word, that I am. Saturday?”

Erik needed to be strategic about his decisions moving forward if he wanted this woman to live. His self deprivation was starting to take a toll on him. He knew that it wouldn’t take long for it boil over once Kari was in his presence.

Just thinking about the girl’s astonishing aura and utter beauty made Erik’s dick jump yet again. What was it about her? He thought back to the initial moment when they locked eyes. She could not maintain eye contact and that certainly enamored him. He could spot a submissive woman quite easily.

Not just someone who was infatuated by the idea of being dominated by him, but someone who was completely meek. Someone who would be most compliant tied up and fucked to the state of oblivion. Kari Evans radiated that. Erik was 99% percent that his declaration of the girl was correct but he’d be patient enough to find out.

“Yes. Wear comfy shoes.”

Erik was more than pleased to return back to work. To focus on a ruptured appendix, or to remove someone’s gallbladder, or even just to guide one of his residents through a hemorrhoid surgery, supplied him a reasonable amount of distraction time. During surgery his main focus was his performance efficiency. Dr. Erik Stevens did not kill patients. One of the reasons the he remains one of the highest earners in the nation is due to that. Erik knew his limitations and typically did not engage in anything that would kill anyone, inside and outside of the operating room, post departure from the Navy.

“Dr. Stevens. Got a minute?” Erik glanced up from his seat at the computer and signaled for the man to continue.

“I was looking over Mrs. Gutierrez’s files, the one who was just transferred, and she’s rejecting the transplant.”

Erik’s face fell into a deep frown. In only his three months at Oregon State Hospital, he’s noticing the consistent errors being completed by the competing hospital. Once their team botches a surgery; Erik and his team are left to clean up the mess.

“Another transplant this soon would kill her before the week ends. Contact her family and consult about the removal. If they wait then the sepsis will spread.”

Erik looked at the extent of the damage on the results that his resident provided. He’s not completely successful just because of his own experience. Thankfully Oregon welcomed him with a skilled team upon his negotiation and he was provided with them when he arrived. He wasn’t fond of many people in his life, but some of his team made his job rewarding.

“Great call.” He murmured to himself. He learned from his mentor, that learned from his mentor, and so forth, that praising young professionals too early made them arrogant. Made them incompetent surgeons who overlooked misplaced sutures, mistreated nurses, and failed to remain at the peak of their performance. The younger surgeon reminded him of himself. That was as respected as he could be.

Kari on the other hand was not having a good time. One of her middle schoolers thought it was a great idea to climb a tree and ultimately suffered a great fall. Why? Kari didn’t have the time to asks as the girl was soaking blood through her jeans.

With trembly hands, Kari used her walkie talkie to call for an ambulance and tried her best to soothe the hysterical girl.

“It’s okay. I got you.” Kari must have repeated that a thousand times before the first responders arrived.

“Ms. Evans. Nina will not cooperate unless you ride with her.” Principal Grant said to Nina as she stood up to disregard the abundance of bloody tissues.

“Don’t worry about the sub plans. The parents would like if you accompanied her as well.” He gave her an empathetic look. “Thank you for being one of good ones.” He whispered when Kari was helped in the ambulance by the first responders.

It was true. Kari was an extraordinary educator. Each of her students were individualized. She knew their strengths, allergies, their personalities, and their ability to learn. Because Caber City’s public school system was barely funded by the state of Oregon, most of teachers were underpaid. Most teachers married rich and taught for a hobby. The students rarely got the opportunity to experience a memorable relationship with education, but Kari made it her mission to change that.

Because she was young and unmarried with a strong sense of change, she was immediately disliked by her coworkers. She grew to pity their lives instead of watching in sorrow. Her students had the highest grades, standardized test scores, and overall success. That was no coincidence and it didn’t go unnoticed. If Kari wasn’t good at anything else she knew that she was a wonderful teacher. Years of watching and modeling her grandmother instilled that in her. She remembered her everyday.

“What’s going? How’d this happen?” Kari met the frantic parents as soon as she arrived at the hospital.

“During her lunch hour she wandered off to a tree and fell several feet from the ground.” The gasps from Nina’s parents troubled Kari. She hated bad news and bad things in general.

“I’m very sorry that this happened. I’ll go now, but I wanted to ensure that Nina was safely taken to the hospital.” Kari spoke again. Not really sure what else she could provide to these poor girls’ parents.

Nina’s mother spoke again. “Thank you for riding with her. She hates hospitals and probably would have passed out if she had to go alone.” Even though the shakiness, Kari understood every word. These were the moments that made her restless nights worth it.

Kari reached her hand to Nina’s mom, and looked at both parents, “She’s a very sweet girl. They’ll take great care of her.” With her final comment she began to frantically rush out the hospital herself. She hated hospitals just as much. With the amount of dried blood on her own clothes she knew that it wouldn’t be long before her own panic attack started.

Kari didn’t care about who she was running past, she just knew that she needed fresh air before she began to hyperventilate. The memories of finding her own grandparents in pools of blood haunted her. Drunk drivers collided with their car and drove away, killing both of the people who raised her.

“Kari?”

“Oh shit. Kari. Breathe.”

“Breathe.”

Erik took in the scene in front of him. There was no way this was yet another coincidence. This was going to be the one that one that Kill was going to play with.

With guided breaths and some gentle touches of encouragement, Kari was able to control her breathing. She’s not sure when she realized that it was Dr. Stevens she had been talking to, but at least it saved her the embarrassment of passing out in the middle of the road. She hadn’t thought about the fact that she was in the doctor’s proximity.

Between the wails of her student and the acquisition of her own trauma, she didn’t have much time to think about Erik.

“It’s alright Kitten.”

—

@ladymac82 :)

[cloudyskydreams]

Someone flirting with Darling w/Yandere Axe

As promised here's Axes part of the last request! Which I'll link here!

Alrighty now for the trigger warnings for this one Tw:Somewhat Graphic depictions of death and dying, Choking

Hope you guys enjoy!

This is a really unlikely situation because 1.)Axe doesn't really let you leave the house too much after the initial kidnapping unless you're fully "trained" and 2.) I mean come the fuck on who would see this Goliath by your side holding your hand and willingly approach and start flirting with you.

Well some dumbass actually decided to try their luck today when you and Axe were out grocery shopping for the house.

Axe had left you alone to walk further down the isle and not even a few seconds later this dude comes up and starts flirting with you.

Axe doesn't notice at first until he turns around and notices the dude standing awfully close to you. He narrows his good socket and stalks over picking up on the words the dudes saying only fueling his rage as the person shamelessly flirts with a very clearly uncomfortable you who's telling him you're already "happily"taken (literally). He stays silent as he's stands behind the person and looks over their shoulder at you. You sort of pale and go silent tensing up and the person notices and follows your gaze slowly turning around. Jumps and lets out a holy shit at the sight of the massive skeleton behind them. Axe's grin grows manic wide and his eyelight is the tiniest you ever seen it while vibrating in his socket. He tilts his head and simply watches the person taking in their scent and appearance.

The person is quick to abscond and Axe watches them go noting what direction they flee in. He pulls you closer and lets out a deep rumbling growl as his phalanges sink into your skin harsh enough to hurt.

You calm him down with soft words and reassurances and he huffs before dropping whatever he had to retrieve in the cart and dragging you and the cart to the checkout. He can still smell the dude almost like a trail of his scent which makes it easier on him to do what he needs to.

It was a mistake letting you out you're to perfect for this world of course someone would see that and want to get in on the action.

He growls as he imagines all the lewd things the person might've been thinking about you in the moment.

You guys pay and he sends you on ahead of him on the walk home with the groceries. You hesitate having an idea of what he plans on doing and shoot him a pleading look and all he does is pet your head and gently push you in the direction of home. He's trained you well enough at this point you know he'll just hunt you down again if you try to escape plus Willow is expecting you by this point and will alert Axe of your absence if you're not home in a certain amount of time.

You start walking and Axe heads off on his mission following the disgusting scent he had latched onto earlier.

He follows it to a little shop and hides in an alley next to it waiting. He stalks the person for a good bit and as big as he is he's pretty good at it from all the experience of hunting people underground.

Eventually he follows the person to a bar and he hesitates on going inside not wanting to deal with the crowded small space so he leans against an alley wall with his eyelight trained on the front door waiting for the person to leave.

He stands out there for hours waiting for the person to be finished and it's late in the night when he watches them stumble out of the bar.

They're talking to someone and he waits patiently as they yap and then go their separate ways.

He lets the person stumble away a bit before he leaves the alley and starts walking behind them at a decent pace.

Eventually they make it to a desolate street and Axe strikes rushing forward and grabbing the person before bringing them into an alley way. His grin grows and his eyelight shakes as it contracts.

The person is obviously struggling but isn't doing too hot at it in their intoxicated state as they slur their words and shout at Axe to let them go.

He does and they fall to the ground with a groan as Axe stands over them menacingly only gazing at them with his shrunken eyelight. His hands clenches and unclenches by his side and the thought filters through his mind that he wishes he had his axe.

How dare this person threaten the peace of his family, to come along and try and steal away the piece that makes him whole. They have no right and Axe will make sure they never get another chance.

He growls lowly not even knowing he's doing it as he steps forward and the person shouts for help.

He quickly grabs them again this time by the neck and squeezes as he lifts them off the ground.

The person's shouts turn into wheezing and then silence as their throat is constricted by Axes grip.

He smiles manically as his grip continues to tighten and the person flails their legs trying to kick him and beats on his ulna and radius bones.

Over time their movement starts to become sluggish and their attempts at fighting back against the monster choking them out more and more pathetic as Axe just watches them lose consciousness.

He doesn't let go even as they go limp continuing to squeeze until the body soils itself by emptying it's bladder and bowels letting him know they're dead.

He drops the body and watches it fall to the floor limp and sprawled out in an awkward angle. He doesn't bother cleaning up and instead simply stares at the body for awhile as he pulls on his dead socket.

He tells himself he had to and that the person was a threat to his family and continues to repeatedly tell himself that as he walks home. Once home he checks on his brother and you immediately, the two of you both working on dinner.

He walks over and nuzzles his skull into the top of your head taking in your scent which calms him. He stays behind you arms wrapped around your waist as you cook with his brother content to simply bask in the presence of his loved ones.

[maxdibert]

Do you really think James and Sirius bullied Severus on a frequent basis? Like almost all the time they saw him? What if it wasn't in public, that's why Lily downplayed it cuz she only saw it a few times, and SWM was a rare occasion?

It didn’t have to be all the time. Did they throw a jab at him if they saw him in class? For sure. Did they occasionally cast a spell to bother him when they crossed paths in the Great Hall? Absolutely. Especially James—he probably acted out every time he saw Severus with Lily or caught him talking to her. It’s evident that James was annoyed by the fact that his crush was close to another guy, someone who wasn’t him, and that they also had a relationship outside of school. If you add to that the fact that this guy was a Slytherin, far from the standards of hegemonic masculinity that James represented, and was clearly an outcast and a “weirdo,” it makes sense that his fragile, heteronormative male ego couldn’t handle it and that he reacted instinctively.

In Sirius’s case, it’s clearly described in Snape’s Worst Memory how he looks at him like a predator stalking its prey. For me, Sirius’s animosity wasn’t as personal as James’s; it was more about projecting the sadism he’d learned from his family. He couldn’t go around harassing and torturing Muggle-borns because that would align him with what was expected of a Black, but he still had this abusive urge inherited from home. He channeled that urge toward Severus because, to him, targeting a Slytherin was justifiable. And not just any Slytherin—Severus was, coincidentally, a half-blood, raised in the Muggle world, and poor. It’s no coincidence that Sirius took such pleasure in tormenting him. Severus was the closest thing to a “Mudblood” or to the perception of a “Mudblood” in the eyes of the magical world’s conservative aristocracy. On top of that, it seemed justifiable to him because Severus was in the “bad” house, and James hated him too.

So, no, I don’t think there was physical bullying 24/7, but I do believe they took every opportunity to insult or mock him. And if the right circumstances arose—if they were angry about something or bored—then they escalated things. After all, he was just a nerdy, ugly, poor Slytherin kid—what did it matter?

[braceletofteeth]

this time everybody's needs are getting fulfilled

[always-a-joyful-note]

Every day I think about WHA's dual message of how knowledge is power and how art is a medium of power

[petalsthings]

can we pls stop saying “homoerotic” when referring to jalph they are 12 year old boys and the word literally means homosexual eroticism, which has major s*xual connotations. Again, 12 years old

[stoneypony17]

ELENA OF AVALOR SPOILERS AHEAD‼️‼️

No because I'll never ever get over da fact dat they brought back Alacazar only to kill him off da same episode in da weakest way ever and force Mateo TO WATCH HIS GRANDFATHER DIE AND DISAPPEAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM??? Why did yall do dis to my poor baby </3 and they say dis is a KIDS SHOW yeah ok

[rotting-inkblot]

I like writing Jasper’s powers and trying to find the balance of his accent being both southern and proper

[source]

[lambmotifz]

thinking about those two times dean confessed to sam that he enjoyed killing & torturing people and how both times sam was understanding and just accepted it