#sad pathetic wet god

[spitsonyou1]

ruthlessness...is mercy upon ourselves.. :(

[jzargo]

Never has "you praise a male character for the same traits you hate a female character for" been more true than with how fans react to Astarion vs Minthara

[cj-valentine]

He's the saddest wettest creature left on the side of the road in a cardboard box. He's utterly pathetic. He's the littlest of meow meows. He hasn't showered in half a year. Giving him a compliment would make him desintegrate. He is God's weakest soldier. You kind of want to pick him up and punt him just to see how far he would fly. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[unovaslankiite]

Re:Zero fans, pls accept my humbling offerings of our sopping wet kitten Subaru and some crumbs of ReinSuba 🥺

[harley-rose25]

Sad, Pathetic Eren is Best Eren.

Title says it;

I binged all of Attack on Titan this past week and I just have to say that this, this right here is best Eren. Sad wet chihuahua Eren; crying, like a toddler throwing a tantrum, over his own choices Eren. The boi is pathetic and I love it.

[feyd-meowtha]

I love Irulan Corrino so much, girl cannot help but lose, it's all she does and it is hysterical, bad for her, bad for her 🤟

Imagine you're the princess of the universe and you end up spending your whole life writing an obsessive history of the guy who won't fuck you and then raising the kids he had with another woman (after you failed to make her barren by feeding her contraceptives for years).

Incredible levels of fumbleage hitherto unseen by man.

Truly the stuff of legend.

[thetorturedlovergirl]

If the gates of heaven ever open up for me I hope I get to see as my personal heaven Spyfall! 13 and Rasputin! Master together doing the nastiest and stupidest things ever as god intended

[thoughts-of-a-caterpillar]

-Madhav, 22/11/23

[scribefindegil]

I think that a big problem with Fanon Reigen is that people want him to be much more pathetic but much less cringe than he actually is. He needs to be generally functional but also just *excruciatingly* embarrassing on a personal level.

[justawrites]

pov you looked mildly pathetic in front of godless!Narindad

Text reads:

"... Right, I am your father now. My door is always open. Here is a fresh loaf of bread. You can expect a letter once every moon cycle, twice when your birth star is out. You have an open invite to all festivals in my village. And if anyone ever hurts you, they will live to regret it- but not for long."

"Nari no-"

[seerofmike]

i got several cryptane fanbooks for christmas and some of them are genuinely very sweet but i need you guys to know that one of them (by K_8WA on twitter) is about how crypto is into octane but is also like. extremely suspicious of him because of torres so when octane starts hitting on him crypto is like "he's a son of the syndicate which means he is a TWO FACED LIAR and i am never trusting him. ever" and then he goes to bed that night and proceeds to have a dream where octane is his sexy nurse and its hysterical. special shout out to the final panel of the comic where after octane asks him whats on his mind he yells "NOTHING" and then proceeds to go jerk off alone at home. we need more pathetic crypto in cryptane content tbh

[scopophobia-polaris]

i wanna send you a fun post cuz-- your comic with timie? love it. adore it. i like reading things that fuck me up a bit and the comic fucks me up a bit

oh can I tell you something that fucks me up? These pages right here, I think it turned a lot of people off because it looks shippy as hell but

My interpretation of the red string isn't wholly romantic

[jonathanbyersphd]

Alexa, play Sad Girl by Lana Del Rey

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[arsenicflame]

they all banded together to make the leg for him :((((((

[casmybelovedass]

I'm rewatching New Girl after only watching it briefly every now and then on TV a decade ago and FUCK YOU NICK MILLER AND YOUR HENLEYS AND BAGGIE JEANS AND YOUR CUNTY SARCASTIC ATTITUDE AND YOUR SCRUFF AND YOUR HAIR AND I love you so much jesus fucking fuck

[misspickman]

How can u make a post talking about how fanon tim is so much more boring than the canon character and then be so fucking wrong about canon tim