#gods weakest soldier
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He's the saddest wettest creature left on the side of the road in a cardboard box. He's utterly pathetic. He's the littlest of meow meows. He hasn't showered in half a year. Giving him a compliment would make him desintegrate. He is God's weakest soldier. You kind of want to pick him up and punt him just to see how far he would fly. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?
#little meow meow#gods weakest soldier#sad wet man#hes so babygirl#him#pathetic men#sad and pathetic#men that wimper
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Also can someone tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to do this (life)?
#im just a boy#the depression these past few weeks??? crazy#i was not supposed to be here this long#overstayed my welcome#gods weakest soldier#and youre telling me I have to do this every fucking day#absofuckinglutely not#i need to be euthanized#/hj but also not#sometimes I ask myself would I feel the same if I were rich#and then I say yes. what now LMFAO
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Sorry for going on hiatus, here's NOTHING, haha. Amen!
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other premins miscellaneous
OH THE MISERY....everypody is my enemy
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My package arrived in the mail with my pride shirt and pride keychains :)
Also I tripped and fell on the sidewalk on the way back inside and had to bandage up a good inch-and-a-half squared of bloody knee and my shin is already bruising ljkshjfdhjkgh
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You ever wonder where a song stuck in your head is from
And then you realize it's a fansong from an OLD fandom and just have to stare at the ground
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I am not one of gods strongest soldiers I am actually one of his most scared creatures
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Sick AF and I think I have covid again 😭 when will the next booster come out?? Please give me all the vaccines ever my body is so weak
#personal#gods weakest soldier#i get sick so easily it sucks so much#also can folks start masking again?#please?#maybe?
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The universe really was pulling a “oh you wanna cry about your life? I’ll give you something to cry about” today
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. i am a wretched little mosquito i make that annoying mosquito noise and i have only been alive for like 10 days and i dont know how to read and im small and tiny and weak. im not even a worm. worms contribute to society. would you still love me if i was an illiterate mosquito is the real question.
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I thought of the great idea "tonight after dinner i will cook tomorrow's lunch and then do the dishes. That way i don't have that many dishes in the pile tomorrow and i just have to heat up my lunch" but failed to consider the headache i have right now and it's only 9pm. I'm pretty sure it's because i didn't have a coffee this morning and i can't remember the last time i spent a whole day without coffee. I'm just so fucking sleepy all the time
But yeah i'm trying to recharge in bed. If i have any energy left after doing the dishes, i downloaded fallout 3 on my laptop so i might try that. But my head hurts a lot :(
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shidding and vomming over basic interaction 💪🏼💃🏼🧍♂️
#gods weakest soldier#no because why am i literally like sick trying to ask some dude to drum on my stuff lol
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i would have folded so fast if I was Logan
#Logan is stronger than me#but maybe I just have daddy issues#god gives his toughest battles (beating daddy issues allegations) to his weakest soldiers (me)#logan sargeant#qatar gp 2023#qatar grand prix
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do you think it’s a friendly wolf
#my art#werewolf#anthro#furry#wolf#oc#els#illustration#the answer is NO but we should also remember looks can be deceiving#guys i accidentally started buying pokemon cards again. i'm never going to financially recover from this#but have you seen the crown zenith subset with full art cards of underappreciated pokemon....did you see....I NEED it#i haven't brought ANY cards since early sun/moon and even then it was just a little collector's box because i wanted the arceus pin/promo#please god forgive me for spending money on pokemon cards again PLEASE#i'm your weakest soldier anud i require your strongest card pulls so i can get simisear vstar thank you amen#and also bibarel thievul lumineon and miltank thank you amen#GRAAAAAGAGHHH WHY DID I SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON PIECES OF CARD I'M NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!#monster art
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I got the perfect addition to my pastel pink flat
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Worldbuilding hating me more and more as the days go on
I'm not doomed by the narrative, narrative don't want me. worldbuilding however... worldbuilding is not a fan...
#seriously author#chronic tummyaches and a resting bitch face#are NOT worlbuilding#that's just bullying me#gods weakest soldier
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