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[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1108: Elephant Princess (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

10:43 a.m. at the Smash Mansion

Luigi: (Walks Down the Stairs with Cloud and Tifa ) So I was thinking.......

Cloud/Tifa: (Raises an Eyebrow in Curiosity) Abooooout?~

Cloud gives Tifa a slight deadpinned look as she starts giggling a bit in return.

Luigi: Chocobos. How fast are they exactly? And how far of a distance their jumps are really?

Cloud: Well,they're not as fast as Sonic, if that's what you're wondering. But I have seen a one of them outtunned a motorcycle before.

Tifa: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) And I believe the furthest they can jumped is 9.23-10.00 meters, give or take.

Luigi: (Place his Hands onto Both his Cheeks in Awe) Wow.....They really are majestic creatures~

Cloud: (Shrugs) Eh. I wouldn't exactly call them "majestic" worthy, but they are pretty unique.

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly) And very cute too.

?????: Not bad.

The trio turns to see a giant orange elephant wearing a dress standing in front of them.

Elephant: (Places Her Hands on Both her Hips with a Cocky Smirk on her Face) But do they have what it takes to beat a badass elephant princess though?

Cloud: ..............Who's elephant is inside our home right now?

Tifa: And why is it wearing Daisy's clothes exactly?

Luigi: U-Um...Mrs, Elephant, would you mind telling us why you're here and wearing my princess' dress right now?

Elephant Princess: What- No wait. Guys, it's me, Daisy. I'm the elephant!

Cloud: (Crosses his Arms Together) Really? Then prove it.

Tifa: (Points at the Talking Elephant) What's Daisy's full name!?

Cloud: And don't even think about leaving anything out either.

Elephant Princess: (Rolls her Eyes While Groaning) ('Uggggggh') Again with this?.... Can't you give me a series of obstacles to go through instead? My full name sucks!

Tifa: ('Sigh') Yup. That's our Daisy alright.

Cloud: Only she would be chicken enough to say her full name out loud apparently....

Daisy: (Glares at the Couple) Hey, it's not my fault sounds embarrassing!!

Luigi: (Smiles Brightly) Daisy, It really is you!~(Run Up to his Elephant Girlfriend to Hug Her) I'm sorry we didn't recognize you there.

Daisy: (Happily Hugs Luigi Back) Oh sweetie, its okay~ I should've given you guys hints. (Starts Pouting a Bit) That would've been better alternative than saying my dumb full name out loud.....

Tifa: How did you managed to turn yourself into an elephant?

Daisy: By biting off a Eleberry I snagged from Item Vault, don't tell Peach by the way, check it! (Sows the Trio a Picture of a Fruit with an Elephant Trunk and Ears)

Tifa/Luigi: (Gushes at the Picture In Question) Awwwwwww~

Luigi: That's what it looks like?~

Tifa: It looks so cute!~

Daisy: Right?~ Peach said one of the Toads found it in a forest somewhere and it's suuuper rare too! So I figured I sneak into Vault, took a tiny bite off the fruit without anyone noticing, and after that, poof! (Show Off One of her Biceps With a Confident Smirk on her Face) I've became tanky beauty in front you~

Cloud: And what, pry tell, are you planning to do in this new form of yours first?

Daisy: Simple. Challenging Samus Aran to an Arm Wrestling Rematch!

Tifa: (Sighs While Softly Facepalming Herself) Oh no.....

Luigi: Mamma mia....

Cloud: You can't be serious.

Daisy: Damn straight. I've never been more serious than i am right now, Cloudy boy.

Cloud: Never call me that again.

Daisy: (Pulls out her Hooves at Cloud) Never call me by my full name, and we got ourselves a deal.

Cloud: (Shakes on Daisy's Elephant Hooves) Works for me.

Daisy: Pleasure doing business. (Looks Up to Calls Out for the Bounty Hunter's Name) Hey, Sammy!

Samus: (Looks Down From Upstairs) Yeah?

Daisy: I wanna Arm Wrestling Rematch!

Samus: (Snickers a Bit) As a literal elephant?

Daisy: Yes, as a literal elephant! Now, get down here already!

Samus: ('Sigh') Alright, I'm coming. (Makes her Way Down the Stairs) No need to get your trunk in a bunch.

Daisy: (Angrily Shakes her Hooves at Samus) My trunk looks fine, thank you!....(Turns to Boyfriend Next to Her) My trunk looks fine enough, does it, Weeg?

Luigi: It looks great, dear. (Frowns a Bit) But don't you think this whole competitive streak between you two is starting to get a teensy bit tiring at this point?

Daisy: If by that you mean me losing for the millionth time, then yeah, it's exhausting. But I have a good feeling on this one. So I ain't gonna throw in towel just yet.

Tifa: Nice to see you have confidence in yourself, but don't you think arm wrestling in your elephant form is considered cheating technically?

Samus: Yeah, but I don't really mind it that much. Tree Trunks here tried to arm wrestle me with her and Peach fused and I still beating their asses at ease.

Cloud: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Wait. That dumb Fusion Dance actually WORKS here!?

Rosalina immediately stops walking in the background as her eyes starts to widened with Ryu beside her.

Ryu: Fusion Dance? Is it a fighting related technique of some kind?

Rosalina: (Quickly Pushes her Boyfriend Forward) I-I'll explain later, dear! Let's keep walking, quickly!

Ryu: O-Okay. (Continues Walking With Rosalina)

Daisy: (Simply Nodded) Yep. And it was amazing. It would've been legendary too if.....(Glares at Samus) SOMEONE didn't ruin it with her stupid Bounty Hunter strength!

Samus: Hey, don't blame me and my years of paid off training for your poor execution. (Puts on a Smug Smirk on her Face) I'm obviously too advanced for you to handle.

Daisy: Yeah, well, that's all about tochanges here and now! For I, Princess (sort of) Empress Daisy-

Cloud: You're an Empress!?

Tifa: shushes Cloud in the background.

Daisy: -Shall show you pure, mammalia muscle strength of Sarasalan-

Not Even a Minute Later at the Dining Hall Table......

One of Daisy's eyes twitches as she once again lost a game of arm wrestling to Samus Aran.

Samus: You know, I've been thinking about how many wins I've gotten over you so far. What are the exact numbers again? Fifty? Eight? (Smirks at a Defeated Daisy) A hundred maybe?~

Daisy: ('Sighs in Utter Defeat') one hundred and ten to zero......

Samus: (Eyes Widened a Bit) Oh shit, that many? I really am that good.

Daisy: (Glares at Samus ) Yeah. Spectacular even.

Samus: Oh relax, you big baby. You'll beat me at something eventually. I doubt it'll be anytime soon, but only time can tell, you know?

Daisy: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes) I guess.....(Starts Pouting a Bit) Still think you gotten lucky.....

Samus: (Rolls her Eyes as Well).Of course I did. (Gets Herself Up From her Seat) Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date for a lovely lady in blue to get ready for~Maybe even brag about my recent victory while I'm at it~ (Walks Back to her Room Upstairs) Ta-Ta for now, losers~

Daisy: (Sticks her Tongue Out a Pulls Down her Lower Eyelid at Samus)

Luigi: Are you gonna be okay, Daisy?

Daisy: (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath) Yeah....I'll get over it. Really thought I had her that time too....

Luigi: (Gently Grab Hold of Both of Daisy's Hooves With a Reassuring Smile) Hey, for what it's worth, you'll always be a strong, beautiful winner in my heart.

Daisy: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) And you'll be a winner in mines too, sweetie~ (Pulls Luigi into a Loving Hug) I love you so much~

Luigi: Love you too, dear~ (Gives Daisy a Peck on the Cheek) You'll get her next time.

'A-HEM'

Daisy, Luigi and the others turn around to see Peach glaring down at Daisy while holding a green shell under her arm, causing Luigi to slowly back away from the potential wrath.

Daisy: Uh P-Peach! (Smiles Awkwardly) How's it going, girlfriend?~

Peach: .............................

Daisy: Had a goodnight sleep or....something?

Peach: (Silently Pointing at Daisy's Elephant Form)

Daisy: Oh! Y-You....must be wondering why I'm an elephant now, huh? (Chuckles Awkwardly) Well, funny story, really~ I walked by, minding my own business until one of the Koopalings came by and-

Peach shows Daisy a picture of a bitten off Eleberry on her phone, causing the princess of Sarasaland to sweat bullets.

Daisy:............Uhh.....I can explain- ('BONK') Ack!

Daisy bonked on the head with a Koopa Shell as she turns back to her original self.

Daisy: (Winces a Bit in Pain) Yep.....Definitely deserve that one......

Peach: That's right. And you wanna know what else you deserve?

Daisy: A slap on the wrist?

Peach: No. A stern lecture!

Peach pulls Daisy's ear and making her get up from her seat.

Daisy: (Winces in More Pain as She Gets Dragged Out of the Room by her Own Cousin] Gah- OW! C-Come on! Do you really have to pull my ear like that? Peeeeeaaach!

Luigi: Well. That could've ended a lot better.

Tifa: (Shrugs) True, but I'd be lying if I say that I didn't see that kind of outcome coming from a mile away.

Cloyd: I still can't get over the fact that Daisy of all people is an actual Empress......

Luigi: (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) I wouldn't exactly say that she is one yet. Her father is still am empire himself. (Grabs His Chin) But still, I couldn't imagine having four separate kingdoms to rule over......

Tifa: (Eyes Widened Along with Cloud) Four kingdoms!?

Cloud: Goddamn. I can see why she doesn't talk about it all that much!

Luigi: Well, that's mostly because no one really asked her about it all that much. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if it's also because of the empress role as well......

Tifa: Maybe it's best that we don't bring it up to her all that much. The last thing any of us want right now is to have her stress about it.

Luigi: Agreed.

Cloud: Sure. But I'm still curious.

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[eeveesunflower270]

we just gon ignore that pac man told ryu and rosalina to do the horizontal tango together???

Pac man means well <:)

[seikotakai]

Day 2 of Tekken 8 Demo

I just played the Tekken 8 demo again, this time mostly playing as Kazuya (as well as Jin and Nina for a bit). Kazuya has some special intros/interactions with Jun and Shaheen (Jun's determination to save Kazuya from his darkness and trauma; Shaheen wanting to avenge his friend like "you took everything from me" and kaz just looks at him like "i don't even know who tf you are"))...but why doesn't he have any special intros/outros/win poses with Nina, Asuka, Azucena, or Paul?!

>Azucena is pretty much probably his only ally (because Anna, Bruce, and Lucky Chloe are not in this game). Although Eddy Gordo was also cut from this game too, I guess Shaheen may as well be his replacement in a way (damn do e-sports players hate Eddy for losing to spam and cheese in player matches/ranked matches that much to the point where he got that joke ending in Tekken 7 and now he won't even be in Tekken 8?!).

>Paul was his OG rival back in the day before of course he keeps getting defeated by fucking Kuma (the blondie cocky extroverted rival who wants to be the best, you know like Sasuke vs Naruto or Ryu vs Ken).

>Coming to think of it, Jin Kazama also does NOT even have any special intros or win quotes with either Asuka or Nina. Like I was thinking Jin would be sad or angry about being betrayed again by someone (first Heihachi in Tekken 3, now Nina in Tekken 8...also Jin saved Nina from being brainwashed by Ogre in Tekken 3 and worked alongside him in Tekken 6, so her betrayal should sting). Also maybe Nina is perhaps actually just simply doing something similar to her role in Street Fighter X Tekken, maybe she's just secretly spying for Jin (and a special intro between her and Kaz would hint at this).

>Also once again Asuka being shafted and pushed to the side, like seriously no special intro for her with Jin or Kazuya?! It's disappointing because in her character episode with Lili, Lili mentions her being related to Jin and by extension the Mishima bloodline so she's worried that her friend (*cough* *cough* girlfriend) might get dragged into the whole Mishima conflict. So I was thinking okay surely Bandai Namco is building up to her finally being relevant in the next game right? I always had this theory in my mind that maybe perhaps why Asuka Kazama is treated like some comic relief side character ever since Tekken 6 is possibly all the backlash and hate she got from both Japanese and western Tekken fans for replacing Jun Kazama when she was introduced in Tekken 5. Same reason why Hinata Hyuga from Naruto gets so much love and favoritism from Studio Pierrot and the Naruto fandom (especially Japanese fans) over Sakura Haruno, and why Rosalina gets more attention than Daisy in the Mario Franchise lately (especially when Rosalina got into Super Smash Bros before her and Rosalina was also in Mario Strikers: Battle League at launch but not Daisy). Maybe it's because some fans strongly prefer the more feminine and introverted female characters over the confident tomboyish brash female characters. Of course these sentences are NOT meant to blame or slander Jun, Rosalina, or Hinata because I like all three of them as characters. It's just some coincidence I noticed.

>Although I do actually really like Steve's whole interaction with his mom Nina. Steve doesn't want to hurt his mom and even says that she is the last person he wants to fight, and Nina telling him to get out of here in her outro. I always thought Nina was cold to her son for similar reasons why Jin wants to live a solitary life, out of pure fear that Steve might get dragged into the either the Mishima conflict or her rivalry with Anna (ex. Anna Williams might kidnap him or something), she's just simply trying to protect her son in a way.

Anyways that's just my silly thoughts for now.

[smashy-headcanons]

When the Smash Fighters found out about the whole “Spirits Don’t Deconfirm” thing, everyone started to think of Spirits that they would like to have as the next DLC Smash fighters. Here is the complete list. (Warning: Long Post)

Mario - Geno Donkey Kong - Funky Kong BoTW Link - Guardian Samus - Adam Malkovich Dark Samus - Gandrayda Yoshi - Birdo Kirby - (Bandanna) Waddle Dee, or just any spirit in general Fox - James McCloud Pikachu - Any Electric type Pokemon that wasn’t already an assist Pokemon Luigi - King Boo Ness - Ninten (He hasn’t actually interacted with him before, but has heard of him a lot and thinks he’d be cool) Captain Falcon - Jody Summer Jigglypuff - Clefairy Peach - Captain Toad Daisy - Tatanga Bowser - Kamek Ice Climbers - Olaf Sheik - Impa ALBW Zelda - Ravio Dr. Mario - Pauline Pichu - Unown Falco - Peppy Hare Marth - Caeda Lucina - Owain Young Link - Tingle OoT Ganondorf - Twinrova Mewtwo - Celebi Roy - Eliwood Chrom - Lissa Mr. Game & Watch - Balloon Fighter Meta Knight - Galacta Knight Pit - Medusa Dark Pit - Hades Zero Suit Samus - X Parasites Wario - Karate Joe (He ALMOST said Ashley, but soon realized she was still an assist trophy) Snake - Liquid Snake Ike - Mist Pokemon Trainers - Any Pokemon that wasn’t already an assist Pokemon Diddy Kong - Tiny Kong Lucas - Claus (He avoided choosing Masked Man for the sake of not wanting to trigger his own paranoia) Sonic - Dr. Eggman King Dedede - Rick Olimar - Bulborb Lucario - Hydreigon ROB - Chibi Robo Toon Link - Tetra Wolf - Pigma Dengar Villager - KK Slider Mega Man - Dr. Wily Wii Fit Trainer - Wii Balance Board Rosalina - Sprixies Little Mac - King Hippo Greninja - Aegislash Mii Fighters - Any Wii based character Palutena - Viridi Pac Man - Donkey Kong Jr Robin - Gangrel Shulk - Rex Bowser Jr - Pianta Duck Hunt - Any Nintendogs character Ryu - Blanka Ken - Chun-Li Cloud - Draug (He overheard about him in a heated conversation between the FE swordfighters, and is slowly learning more about him) Corrin - Azura Bayonetta - Jeanne Inkling - Octolings and/or Off The Hook Ridley - Queen Metroid Simon - Charlotte Aulin (He hasn’t known her for a long time, but thought she’d be great at Smash) Richter - Maria Renard King K Rool - Lord Fredrik Isabelle - Tom Nook Incineroar - Reporter & Wrestler Piranha Plant - Petey Piranha Joker - Black Shadow (He thought it’d be funny to have some Batman-esque fighter to go along with “Robin and Joker”) Hero - Gooey or Slime Banjo & Kazooie - Rayman Terry - Andy Bogard Byleth - Rhea

(submitted by anonymous)

[mrauthor3ds]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Which fighters are more anime?

You know, people often accuse certain fighters of being “too anime“. But does being Japanese-styled simply make a character “anime“, even if they’re not in any anime material? “Anime“ itself refers to the grand majority of Japanese cartoons, after all - it’s primarily in the animation. You wouldn’t call manga alone “anime“ because it’s not animated - it’s printed stills. In fact, why the H don’t people use the term “manga“ for these Japanese-styles?

Well, I say that’s not good enough. Plenty of “anime“-looking characters don’t even get their own anime stuff. So here’s what I’m gonna do. I’ll sort the fighters based on what anime material they’ve appeared in.

Higher-up tiers will take priority over lower tiers, so some fighters in the Anime (Series) tier may also be in anime movies, or anime-style commercials. I’ll give some mention to those if I can.

-= ANIME (SERIES) =- - This tier is for series of anime episodes (at least 3) - each episode would of course need to be fairly long, like 15+ minutes. - Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros.: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Koopalings - Kirby: Right Back At Ya!: Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede - Pokémon (anime): Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Mewtwo, Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard, Lucario, Greninja, Incineroar - Pokémon Origins: Pokémon Trainer (plus Charizard, Mewtwo, and others) - F-Zero: GP Legend: Captain Falcon - Sonic X: Sonic

-= ANIME (MOVIES) =- - Next tier down is for fighters that appeared in anime-style movies or OVAs. I’ll mention some movies that above characters appeared in, of course. - Super Mario Bros. The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach: Piranha Plant (also Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Bowser) - Fire Emblem (OVA): Marth - Animal Crossing: The Movie: Villager (Girl) - Mega Man: Upon A Star: Mega Man - Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie: Ryu, Ken - Last Order: Final Fantasy VII: Cloud - Bayonetta: Bloody Fate: Bayonetta - Dragon Quest Biography: Emblem of Roto: Hero (Arusu) - Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture: Terry - (also) many Pokémon movies: Pikachu, Pichu, Mewtwo, Squirtle, Charizard, Lucario, Greninja, Incineroar - (also) Sonic The Hedgehog (OVA): Sonic

-= ANIME (PROMOTIONAL) =- - This is for fighters in promotional material that was too short to fit the requirements for Series and Movie. Some series mentioned didn’t have long enough episodes, for example. - Super Smash Bros. For: Goddess of Light: Link, Pit, Dark Pit, Palutena - Star Fox Zero: The Battle Begins: Fox, Falco - Palutena’s Revolting Dinner: Pit, Palutena - Medusa’s Revenge: Pit, Palutena - (also) Super Mario Traffic Safety: Mario, Luigi - (also) Super Mario’s Fire Brigade: Mario, Luigi - ...There’s also a LOT of Japanese commercials for Mario games - and other Mario products - but I’m not sure I have the fortitude to hunt them all down...Still, I think in light of those, I should’ve moved Donkey Kong and Yoshi (who were in the Mario Kart 64 commercial), as well as Wario and Zelda (Famicom commercial feat. Wario’s Woods and Legend of Zelda) up to this tier. - I was REALLY hesitant in putting Link here, since the justification I had at the time was for a Smash Bros. newcomer trailer. However, since he appeared in the aforementioned Famicom commercial, he’s probably safe. But then Dark Pit wouldn’t have any anime appearances if I went by that technicality...Though since I used it, maybe Byleth should be here, too?

-= ANIME (GAME CUTSCENES) =- - This is for fighters who were in games with anime-style cutscenes and whatnot. - Super Mario World: Mario & Yoshi’s Adventure Land: Yoshi - Fire Emblem: Three Houses: Byleth - Wario Land: Shake It: Wario - (also) Pokémon Channel: Pichu, Squirtle (in Pichu Brothers) - (also) Sonic Riders: Sonic - (also) Street Fighter 4 (all versions): Ryu, Ken - (also) Tatsunoko vs Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes: Ryu - (also) Persona 5: Joker - ...Actually, Chrom was technically in anime-style game cutscenes in Tokyo Mirage Sessions # FE. Not the same as the general Chrom, but...

-= NOT ANIME =- - ...And now all the fighters that WEREN’T in any kind of anime. If I counted manga, then this would be pretty empty, but we’re focusing on anime here. So! Let’s see which fighters are NOT anime! - Daisy, Dr. Mario, Rosalina & Luma (forgot their avatar), Bowser Jr., Diddy Kong, King K. Rool, Sheik, Ganondorf, Young Link, Toon Link, Samus, Dark Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Ridley, Wolf, Ness, Lucas, Ice Climbers, Lucina, Roy, Robin, Corrin, Mr. Game & Watch, Snake, Olimar, Alph, R.O.B., Isabelle, Wii Fit Trainer, Little Mac, Mii Fighters, PAC-MAN, Shulk, Duck Hunt, Inkling, Simon, Richter, Hero (Eleven, Solo, Eight), Banjo & Kazooie - Ones that really are anime in hindsight: Donkey Kong, Zelda, Chrom - Castlevania does have an animated series, but it’s being done by Americans. While the style is anime-inspired, it’s not officially Japanese-drawn or -animated (much like Avatar: The Last Airbender) ...so it’s not anime. Besides, I don’t think Simon or Richter have appeared in it. It’s mainly focused on Trevor’s time. - The pseudo-3D anime style didn’t appear in Fire Emblem cutscenes until Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia, which was after the release of Fates. This trend would, however, continue in Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

Ahem...so there you have it! Iggy is more anime than Shulk. Wario is more anime than Lucina. And Piranha Plant is more anime than three of the playable Heroes!

...But if you REALLY don’t want any more “anime” in Smash, then you better kiss Dante, Viewtiful Joe, KOS-MOS, Lloyd Irving, and Heihachi (and probably others) goodbye.

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Fan Fiction Road: Altar of EyeBeast Results

The votes have been cast and the winners have been decided. Let’s go over how things panned out and answer some of the questions given to me through the survey. To start, I’ll go over each scenario, the character picks for each, and some general thoughts about each one. I’ll be covering each scenario in the order of popularity.

Scenario C) Royal Reversal-49 votes

1.      Midna (Zelda)-17

2.      Wonder Woman (DC)-14

3.      Lucina (Fire Emblem)-11

4.      Jasmine (Disney)-10

5.      Satsuki (Kill La Kill) and Risky Boots (Shantae)-9

6.      Sonia (Danganronpa)-8

7.      Karin (Street Fighter) and Catarina (My Life as a Villainess)-6

8.      Emelia (Re:Zero)-3

-I’m honestly surprised this one got the top spot considering the subject matter. If I were to return to this scenario, I’d probably reverse the genders and ask for only male subjects to go through the transformation. As for the winner, Midna, you’ll find the results to which version was picked down below.

Scenario A) Couple’s Feast-48 votes

1.      Link + Zelda (Breath of the Wild)-28

2.      Male Reader + Doki Doki Literature Club Girl-13

3.      Joker + Persona 5 Girl-11

4.      Chris + Jill (Resident Evil) and Male Reader + Huniepop Girl-10

5.      Shuichi + Kaede (Danganronpa)-6

6.      Kimihito + Monster Musume Girl-5

7.      Inuyasha + Kagome (Inuyahsa)-4

8.      Ryu + Chun-li (Street Fighter) and Joey + Mai (Yu-Gi-Oh)-3

-Coming up close for second is the mutual weight gain couples. The winning pair is Link and Zelda, coincidentally the one couple I’ve seen the most fat art of together. I’m already considering doing this scenario again, this time focusing on Reader + Popular Vote Girl selections.

Scenario D) Pig Deity-43 votes

1.      Rosalina IMario)-23

2.      Palutena (Kid Icarus)-16

3.      Aqua (Konosuba)-15

4.      Venus (Huniepop)-11

5.      Sophitia (Soulcalibur)-9

6.      Panty (Panty and Stocking) and Holo (Spice and Wolf)-6

7.      Tiki (Fire Emblem)-4

8.      Hestia (Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?)-3

9.      Crim (Interspecies Reviewers)-0

-In third place, we have the scenario that’s admittedly the safest of the 5. Rosalina came out on top, strange considering the various choices we had. To be honest, it will probably be a one and done with this scenario. I’ve done plenty of pig stories before and this scenario was the one with the least suggestions. Still, I’ll do my beset to turn the goddess of the cosmos into the goddess of the pig pen.

Scenario B) Princess Makeover-41 votes

1.      Ryuko (Kill La Kill)-20

2.      Korra (Avatar)-18

3.      Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)-15

4.      Chie (Persona 4)-11

5.      Ganondorf (Zelda)-8

6.      Asuka (Evangelion)-7

7.      Kazuma (Konosuba)-6

8.      R. Mika (Street Fighter)-4

9.      Sakura (Street Fighter) and Lady (DMC)-2

-For fourth place, we have the first scenario that doesn’t have any form of weight gain included. I’m kind of glad Ryuko won over Korra, considering Korra already had her time to shine in a previous Fan Fiction Road. I’m also surprised at how high the male options got in comparison, making me consider an all male selection if I do this scenario again.

Scenario E) Pokemon Fusion-29 votes

1.      Whitney/Miltank-29

2.      Roxie/Koffing-15

3.      Sabrina/Slowpoke and Lusamine/Buzzwole-12

4.      May/Slaking and Bea/Hariyama-8

5.      Hilda/Scolipede-4

6.      Cynthia/Garchomp-3

7.      Serena/Mega Charizard X-2

8.      Kiawe/Salazzle-0

-Finally we have Pokemon Fusion, with the somewhat predictable winner of Whitney and her Miltank. Considering how vague this one was in terms of what the final story would contain, I can see why so few people voted for it. That being said, I would consider doing a Fan Fiction Road just with this scenario alone since there are so many combinations to choose from.

Character Popularity Polls:

Persona 5 Girls

1.      Makoto-24

2.      Futaba-13

3.      Ann, Haru, and Kawakami-11

4.      Takemi-8

Monster Musume Girls

1.      Centorea-26

2.      Miia-19

3.      Suu-9

4.      Papi and Rachnera-8

5.      Mero-6

Doki Doki Literature Club Girls

1.      Yuri-31

2.      Monika-23

3.      Natsuki-20

4.      Sayori-8

Huniepop Girls

1.      Nikki-11

2.      Beli-9

3.      Lola-8

4.      Venus-7

5.      Tiffany, Aiko, and Momo-6

6.      Jessie-5

7.      Celeste and Audrey-3

8.      Kyu-2

9.      Kyanna-1

Character Version Polls:

Lara Croft

1. Classic-55

2. Reboot-31

Midna

1. True Form-59

2. Imp Form-31

-I see that shortstacks are a bit more niche for my audience than I thought.

Miscellaneous Polls:

Fan Fiction Road Version Select

1. New-66

2. Old-16

-While I wont’ say that I’ll never go back to the old method, I can promise that I will go back to these varied scenarios again. Perhaps I’ll do smaller selections occasionally to replace a prompt request session or two.

B-Movie Selection:

1. Tremors-41

2. Deep Blue Sea-20

3. Dollman vs Demonic Toys-12

4. From Hell it Came-6

Franchise Select:

1. Mass Effect-36

2. Final Fantasy 7 (Classic)-22

3. Nier Automata-18

4. Xenoblade Chronicles-13

-As much as I despise EA, I have been meaning to give the Mass Effect games a try. I’ll snatch up the first game when it goes on sale and see how it goes. Don’t worry about the other options, I’m going to try to get to each of them eventually.

Questions and Answers:

Q: “ I don’t know if this is required to be filled out, but I’ll fill it out anyway. I like reading your stories when you do release new ones. I thought I’d ask why you don’t put the full content warning at the start of the story, and instead in the description, never understood that. “

A: It’s mostly an aesthetic thing for me. I just think it looks a little gaudy to shove so much information at the start of the story. That being said, this is a Deviantart only issue and who knows how things might change if Eclipse keeps screwing things up.

Q: “Here’s a question, will you try using Mulan based stories or Inuyasha based ones in the future? Just curious. “

A: For Mulan, probably not, really not my style. Inuyasha on the other hand depends on how much people want to see stories based on the characters.

Q: “ 2020 may be a huge bitch but that ain't nothing masturbation and weed can't solve! “

A: True, just make sure to do it in moderation before you’re found stoned out of your mind in the middle of the street with no pants on.

As for the various people that gave me words of encouragement to get through the rest of the year, I can’t express how thankful I am for your support. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some writing to do.

[thatbowserguy]

Every Smash Bros. Fighter's Birthday

Ice Climbers - Ice Climber, January 30th 1985

Cloud - Final Fantasy 7, January 31st 1997

Link - The Legend of Zelda, February 21st 1986 (Breath of the Wild - March 3rd 2017)

Zelda - The Legend of Zelda, February 21st 1986 (A Link to the Past - November 21st 1991)

Fox - Star Fox, February 21st 1993

Falco - Star Fox, February 21st 1993

Pikachu - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

Jigglypuff - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

Mewtwo - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

Pokémon Trainer - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

-Ivysaur - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

-Charizard - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

-Squirtle - Pokémon Red and Green, February 27th 1996

Dark Pit - Kid Icarus Uprising, March 22nd 2012

Meta Knight - Kirby's Adventure, March 23rd 1993

Villager - Animal Crossing, April 14th 2001

Lucina - Fire Emblem: Awakening, April 19th 2012

Robin - Fire Emblem: Awakening, April 19th 2012

Chrom - Fire Emblem: Awakening, April 19th 2012

Marth - Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light, April 20th 1990

Ike - Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, April 20th 2005

Lucas - Mother 3, April 20th 2006

Duck Hunt Duo - Duck Hunt, April 21st 1984

Daisy - Super Mario Land, April 21st 1989

Kirby - Kirby's Dream Land, April 27th 1992

King Dedede - Kirby's Dream Land, April 27th 1992

Wolf - Star Fox 64, April 27th 1997

Mr Game & Watch - Game & Watch - Ball, April 28th 1980

Pac-Man - Pac-Man, May 22nd 1980

Inkling - Splatoon, May 29th 2015

Luigi - Mario Bros., June 1st 1983

Shulk - Xenoblade Chronicles, June 10th 2010

Sonic - Sonic the Hedgehog, June 23rd 1991

Corrin - Fire Emblem: Fates, June 25th 2015

Mario - Donkey Kong, July 9th 1981

Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong, July 9th 1981

Snake - Metal Gear, July 12th 1987

Alph - Pikmin 3, July 13th 2013

R.O.B. - Gyromite, July 26th 1985

Dr Mario - Dr Mario, July 27th 1990

Samus - Metroid, August 6th 1986

Ridley - Metroid, August 6th 1986

Zero Suit Samus - Metroid, August 6th 1986 (Metroid Zero Mission - February 9th, 2004)

Bowser Jr - Super Mario Sunshine, August 26th 2002

Ness - Earthbound, August 27th 1994

Ryu - Street Fighter, August 30th 1987

Ken - Street Fighter, August 30th 1987

Peach - Super Mario Bros., September 13th 1985

Bowser - Super Mario Bros., September 13th 1985

Piranha Plant - Super Mario Bros., September 13th 1985

Simon - Castlevania, September 26th 1986

Lucario - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, September 28th 2006

Greninja - Pokémon X and Y, October 12th 2013

Wario - Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, October 21st 1992

Koopalings - Super Mario Bros. 3, October 23rd 1988

Olimar - Pikmin, October 26th 2001

Richter - Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, October 29th 1993

Bayonetta - Bayonetta, October 29th 2009

Rosalina & Luma - Super Mario Galaxy, November 1st 2007

Isabelle - Animal Crossing New Leaf, November 8th 2012

Dark Samus - Metroid Prime, November 17th 2002

Incineroar - Pokémon Sun and Moon, November 18th 2016

Mii Fighter - Mii Channel, November 19th 2006

Yoshi - Super Mario World, November 21st 1990

Captain Falcon - F-Zero, November 21st 1990

Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong Country, November 21st 1994

King K Rool - Donkey Kong Country, November 21st 1994

Sheik - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, November 21st 1998

Young Link - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, November 21st 1998

Ganondorf - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, November 21st 1998

Pichu - Pokémon Gold and Silver, November 21st 1999

Roy - Super Smash Bros Melee, November 21st 2001 (Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade - March 29th 2002)

Little Mac - Punch Out!, December ?? 1983 (Actual Date Unknown, December was the best I could find)

Wii Fit Trainer - Wii Fit, December 1st 2007

Toon Link - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, December 13th 2002

Mega Man - Mega Man, December 17th 1987

Pit - Kid Icarus, December 19th 1986

Palutena - Kid Icarus, December 19th 1986

[the-four-ladies-of-super-mario]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it’s done!!

I put specific ships on rulers as New tags for people who loves or doesn’t support it!

Indeed, an anonymous asked me to put ship tag for “Luigi X Daisy” because they felt uncomfortable about them so I decided to do it with also others ships on Peach, Rosalina and Pauline.

It was more or less hard for me because it could be best friend or couple: it’s really sublte sometimes! So I put Ship tags when it was obviously romantic between them (like kisses, hearts present etc...) and yeah I decided to not put BrOTP (if they are just friends and/or our rulers considers their friends as sister/brother, mother/father or children) because again it could be too hard for me. Maybe I didn’t get the interest of some posts and I don’t put ship tags but normally if you don’t like it you can support it anyway. 

For People who loves ships you can finally chose your favorite OTP in this blog and enjoy all posts about it!

For people who don’t support at some OTP, you can filter the ship tag concerned and everything will be okay for you! (If you don’t know it’s on your settings and chose tag you don’t want to see in “Filtered tags” and it will be hidden on your dashboard!)

And that’s all! Please respect people who loves OTP and people who don’t support OTP! Thank you in advance and have a good day/night!

On computer, a new tab will be added but for the moment I put a list all ship tags I made here

Keep reading if you are interested

Peach X

Mario

Bowser

Toadette

Samus

Zelda  /   Sheik

Link

Marth

Roy

Ike

Meta Knight

Isabelle

Snake

Pit

Bayonetta

Usagi Tsukino

Daisy X

Luigi

Waluigi

Mario

Samus

Zelda /   Sheik

Cloud

Corrin

Roy

Ike

Rosalina X

Waluigi

Samus

Ryu

King K. Rool

Luigi

Cackletta

Palutena

Pauline X

Mario

Donkey Kong

Ralph

Samus

N.B.: Before you go, I’m pretty sure that you can be “Watafuck?!” in front of some ships and you are may disgusted and you may want it shouldn’t be exist. If it’s really the case I want to say that you can’t stop the power of Shipness by showing your hatred, believe me. If you don’t support it you filtered the tag you hate and please respect people who can love this “weird” ship.

And I am nice because I don’t put also some characters with Super Crown (and I ship so much Peach X Bowsette dùmlskmflmqkmlffmmslmf). Anyway accept that it exists and everything will be fine.

Have a good day/night definitely!

[mystech-master]

Smash Ultimate Joker Confidants

Since Joker has been released for Smash Ultimate, I eventually got to wondering:

What would Joker’s Confidants be in the world of smash Bros?

Morgana is with him in game so he still has the Magician spot.

But who would be the rest? I had a few ideas

II. High Priestess

III. Empress: Rosalina

IV. Emperor: Chrom or Marth

V. Hierophant

VI. Lovers

VII. Chariot: Ryu and/or Ken

VIII. Justice: Pit

IX. Hermit

X. Wheel of Fortune

XI. Strength

XII. Hanged Man: Solid Snake

XIII. Death

XIV. Temperance

XV. Devil: Bayonetta

XVI. Tower

XVII. Star

XVIII. Moon

XIX. Sun

XX. Judgement

Lemme know what you guys think would make good Confidants for Joker in the Smash roster? I’m personally looking for heroes and diversity (try to mix up the franchises), also what benefits would Joker get from bonding with these people.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1152: Taking Care of the Sick Space Princess (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

5:34 p.m. at Ryu and Rosalina's Bedroom.......

Rosalina: Ah....Ah.....Ahchoo! Achoo! (Sneezing While Laying on her and Ryu's Bed......With a Cold)

Polari: (Passes a Box of Tissues Next to Rosalina) Gesundheit, Milady.

Rosalina: Thank you, Pol. (Pulls a Tissue Out of the Box and Uses it to Blow her Nose) ('Sigh') Goodness.....It's been so long since I've encountered a col- ('Achoo') ('Sigh') This nauseating......

Polari: I believe it was back when you were a lot younger when ypu last have it. So young and adventurous you were during tjose times.....(Crosses his Arms While Giving Rosalina a Fatherly Glare) That being said, you would mind telling me what on the cosmic atmosphere possesses you and Master Ryu into thinking that meditating under a waterfall of all places, was remotely a good idea?

Rosalina: It was part of our training routine for the day. Ryu's been telling me about all the times he would visit Niagara Falls to train during his travels. (Starts Twiddling her Fingers Around) It was so inspirational that I may have suggested that we try our very first waterfall meditation........(Starts Blushing a Bit) as a couple~

Polari: Mhm. And I suppose you were so in love with the idea that you never thought about the potential consequences coming towards your direction until until was too late. ('Sigh') And here I thought you've grown out of your premature naiveté by now.

Rosalina: (Starts Pouting at Polari) I have!~ It just..... never really occurred to me at the time is all.....

Polari: (Shrugs) Whatever you say, dear. (Smiles a Bit) I hope you two had a wonderful with one another regardless.

Rosalina: (Smiles Brightly) We did. There's not a day in the world I would ever not want us to spend time together.

Polari: (Simply Nodded) That's good. It's nice to see him make you the most happiest as you've ever been in recent years. He's a good man.

Rosalina: (Places her Hands onto her Chest) He is. (Hugs Herself) And love him every fiber and soul of my body~

'Knock Knock'

Rosalina: It's open!

Ryu: (Outside of the Room) Apologies. I would open the door myself if I wasn't holding a tray in my hands.

Polari: Ah. I got you, lad. (Opens the Door For Ryu)

Ryu: (Bows at Polari While Holding a Tray Holding Two Cups of Tea) Arigatō- (Suddenly Felt Polari's Hand on his Forehead) Hm?

Polari: Oh don't mind me. Just making sure you're not coming down with a cold as our naive princess in bed.

Rosalina: I'm not naive, Pol!

Ryu: (Smiles Sheepishly) I-I appericate your concern for me, sir, but there's really no need for you to worry. I've been meditating my body and mind for so many years now that I hardly ever get myself sick these days.

Polari: ('Sigh') I question your training methods sometimes, but if you're really positive that you're fine, then i suppose I'll take your word for-

A red Luma suddenly zips into the room before stopping and starts whispering into the Elder Luma's Ear as he nodding to every word given to him

Polari: Hm.....Mhmm....I see.......(Turns to the Red Luma with a Surprised Look on his Face) Again with this? I thought the pudding incident was all settled days ago!

Red Luma: (Shrugs)

Polari: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing) Fine, I'll see what I can do. They better have good explanation for this......

Ryu: Is something the matter, Polari sir?

Polari: ('Sigh') Something mildly urgent came up with at the Luma Committee I must attend to. Would you be a sport and take care of my stubborn, baby starlight for the time being?

Rosalina: Pol!

Polari: I know, I know, you're not a little girl anymore.....But you're definitely still stubborn though.

Rosalina: ('Making Angry Princess Noises')

Ryu: (Chuckles Lightly) I'll make sure she's taken care of, sir. I wish you the best of luck with your meeting.

Red Luma: (Happily Nodded)

Polari: (Smiles Brightly) Why, thank you! Trust me, we are going to be needing one in the long run. Until then.....(Waves Goodbye to the Couple) Tootles~ (Vanishes into the Light Along with the Red Luma)

Ryu: (Puts the Teay Down by a Nearby Dresser Beside the Bed) Okay. (Turns to His Princess) How are you feeling so far, Rosalina?

Rosalina: (Smiles Softly at Ryu) I'm feeling okay so far, my dear. (Turns Away While Pouting a Little) Aside from being embarrassed by Polari as usual......

Ryu: I'm sure that his was his way of showing his care for you.

Rosalina: ('Sigh') I know. He did everything he could to raise during my years at the Observatory and I couldn't be anymore thankful. I just wish he would stop treating me like a naive child already.......

Ryu: I understand the feeling. Master Gouken used to see Ken and I as spoiled children who knows little to nothing about what the world will have in store for us down the line, but overtime, thanks to our years of fighting and honing our skills, he finally sees us as the men he's proud enough to train under every waking day. I'm sure it won't be too long for Polari to come around as well eventually. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Frowning a Bit) That being said.....

Rosalina: (Turns Back to Ryu) Hm?

Ryu: I want to apologize for earlier today. Had I known the temperture of waterfall was getting colder at the time, you wouldn't be sick right now....

Rosalina: (Gives Ryu a Soft, Reassuring Smile on her Face) It's quite alright, my dear. I had a great time with you regardless of what happened afterwards, so it was never our fault to begin with. If anything, I apologize for making you all worried in the first place.

Ryu: (Shakes his Head Before Smiling Softly) You don't need to do that. I'll always worry about you from time to time.

Rosalina: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Really?

Ryu: (Happily Nodded) Of course. Granted, I'm fully aware that you're more than capable of taking care of yourself just fine, but to tell you truth, I...(Starts Blushing a Little While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Can't really say I've truly gotten over how thrilled and..... ecstatic I am to have you in my life again. So I made a promise to myself: That I'll do everything I can to help and support no matter what comes our way....because I love you.

Rosalina: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Ryu.....That's so sweet~ I-I wanna make a promise to myself and to you as well!~

Ryu: A promise for the both us you say?

Rosalina: (Rapidly Nodded Her Head) I promised to love, support, and protect you with all my life. Yes, I know you're a fighter a heart and that you've trained for years to become the man you are today, but there's never been day in my life where I don't worry about you as well. So please, if you let me.....(Gives Ryu a Very Loving, Determined Look on her Face) I would want nothing more than to continue standing by your side as we both shall live!

Ryu: (Stares at Rosalina For a Brief Second Before Smiling Softly and Gently Grabbing her Hand) Then a promise is a promise then, my highness~ (Starts Kissing the Top of Rosalina's Hand)

Rosalina: (Trying Her Hardest Not to Giggle Out Loud) Ryu, no, don't kiss meeee!~ You'll end up getting up getting sick too.

Ryu: (Chuckles Lightly) Don't worry. I'm willing to take the risk. Besides, with me being sick as well, you won't have to suffer being alone in this room for a while.

Rosalina: (Heart Starts Melting Even More Now Before Taking a Deep Breath) Please forgive me for what I'm about to do next, dear.......

Ryu: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) What are you-

Rosalina pulls Ryu in to give him a very passionate kiss on the lips. As much as it caught him off guard, it wasn't long for the veteran Street Fighter to accept his fate and continue making love to the woman he fell head over heels for.

The Next Day......

Polari: (Crosses his Arms While Sighing) Honestly. I left you two alone for a day and you each other sick by your lovile-making shenanigans?

Ken: ('Sigh') I know you two love each other and all, but at least wait until one of you gets better to dp all of that.....

Red Luma: (Nodded in Agreement)

Ryu/Rosalina: (Sighs in Defeat While in Bed Together......Sick) We're sorry......

Ryu: Cold Failure

@cyber-wildcat

@ma-lemons

@albion-93

@caleb13frede

[scribblehooves]

YOOO.....

[variabels]

It’s a mess and I forgot some ships lol.

Link is shipped with 11 people, down 1 from last time. Peach with 8, one up from last time. Samus ties with her once again. Lucina's up to 7. Pit got 6 again and Marth’s tied with him. Obviously, Piranha plant is the most shipped since it’s shipped with everyone.

List and useless explanations:

OTP: Roy x Marth, they're my mains lol... But like, there's kind of an unintended story line with them. Roy was short in Melee but then he left in Brawl. Then he came back and was taller and different from Marth in 4. Now he's definitely taller in Ultimate and he's looking to be one of the best swordfighters in the game, it's kinda like Roy's proving himself to Marth. And now Marth's side taunt is "I won't lose!" just like Roy's. It's goes from Roy trying to be like Marth and looking up to him to him becoming Marth's equal. It was the first SSB ship I got into because of the "if you were gay" animation. And it's like the hottest ship in Smash Bros since Roy's really hot. Love: Mario x Pauline, I fucking forgot to put it. Mario x Peach, no explanation needed. Link x Zelda/Sheik, the fact that they're from different time lines made the ship more interesting. Link x Peach, I love it, it's cute and I love the idea of Peach having a crush on him. Link x Marth, it's hot, it's cute, you can have them love each other, hate each other. Underrated af. Link x Pit, I love rival ships. They're really cute together. Link x Ike, yeah, I love shipping Ike with short people. They're hot together. Kirby x Jigglypuff, they're both pink puffs. Kirby x Meta Knight, it's so cute. I headcanon Kirby as pretending to be a baby so that Sakurai treats him nicely when he's actually pretty mature and has fucked your mom. Ignore the last part. Luigi x Daisy, they need to get laid. Ness x Lucas, they're so cute together and they've got powers in common. Marth x Caeda, the only woman for Marth's heart. Lucina x Inigo, I always put them together in Awakening. Lucina x Shulk, futuuuuuuurrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!! Lucina x Samus, it's hot. Roy x Lilina, sometimes I forget that it's not canon. I headcanon that Roy's got a thing for blue hair and blue eyes. Chrom x Robin, they're perfect together. I can't play Awakening without having them get married. It makes the game so much better. Even the devs ship it. I'm so glad Robin can fight alongside her husband in Ultimate. Ike x Pit, now that PoR!Ike is back, it's better. They're really cute together. I think their personalities work great together. Ike x Soren, why isn't it canon? It's better than all the canon fe ships. If there's a RD remake, I hope it's possible to make them canon. Samus x Snake, it's a great ship. It doesn't feel as childish as Samus x Little Mac/Captain Falcon. Love it! Samus x Bayonetta, I really started shipping it when Bayo came out since they're both the most mature ladies in Smash. Samus x Palutena, hot. Bayonetta x Palutena, they adopted Kirby and Joker and now I ship them. Palutena x Lucina, the screenshot lol. Wii Fit x Little Mac, they're both fit. Cloud x Sephiroth, foe yay... Cloud x Tifa, Tifa's best girl. Diddy x Dixie, why is my girl not in smash? Like: Mario x Daisy, it's cute for when I want a break of the usual ships. Link x Corrin, anything with Link is cute. Link x Cloud, two hot blonds, add in some rivalry and you've got a hot ship. Link x Shulk, Link x anyone is cute. Link x Roy, I prefer them both with Marth but they're still cute together. Link x Lucina, I really ship Link with a shit ton of people. Fox x Falco, they have ho yay. Fox x Wolf, they have foe yay. Pikachu x Jigglypuff, kawaii. Luigi x Peach, look at Mario x Daisy. Peach x Bowser, Bowser's crush on Peach is cute okay... Peach x Daisy, tbh I think Peach would prefer this over the Mario bros. Peach x Pit, I can't remember why I ship it but it's cute. Zelda x Peach, hot. Zelda x Samus, hot. Marth x Pit, sometimes I want a Marth ship that's pure fluff and shitting on Link 24/7. Cloud x Marth, it's really hot. Lucina x Corrin, they're cute together. Lucina x Richter, echo x echo Ike x Roy, I once spoke to a person who shipped it and after thinking about it, it's pretty damn hot. Like SSBU could be seen as f**k Marth, Roy and Ike are the true ship. That's how Chrom happened. Game & Watch x R.O.B., 2D x real life, what could go wrong? Pit x Dark Pit, it's cute but I wish Dark Pit looked less like Pit but then it wouldn't really be dark Pit... Pit x Viridi, she's lying about her crush on Link, Cloud, Roy... I know you like him, Viridi! Samus x Captain Falcon, CF loves her. Samus x Little Mac, cute height difference. Samus x Wii Fit, hot. Mewtwo x Lucario, I like to think of them as the smart pokemon who have to deal with the other pokemon's shit. Sonic x Amy, my ship from when I was nine with one bonus year. Rosalina x Peach, hot. Wii Fit x Palutena, hot. Shulk x Robin, cute, I prefer it with M!Robin. Ryu x Ken, cute but I don't really know anything about Street Fighter. Inkling x Inkling, Candy's comics are cute but they're gone now Tolerate: Samus x Dark Samus, don't really know much about their relationship tbh. Ness/Lucas x Popo/Nana, they're kids but I don't really care about them. Peach x Wario, I read a fic once, it was pretty funny. Zelda x Ganondorf, eh... Ike x Cloud, I saw a pic once but haven't really explored it. Lucas x Toon Link, they both blond bois. Wolf x Isabelle, they're canines and I've seen it a bit on Tumblr. Red x Green, I don't know if they're actually supposed to be Red and Green. Mii x Mii Wii Fit Trainer x Wii Fit Trainer, fit. Dislike: Ike x Zelda, if you play Ike's games you know Ike x princesses doesn't work out. Roy x Lucina, doesn't click with me, Marth works better with Roy imo. Bayonetta x Pit/Dark Pit, it's weird because Bayo kills angels and the Pits look too young for her. Pit x Samus, there are better Samus ships than this. Ike x Samus, after playing Ike's games, I can't really ship him with any girls. Hate: The incest ships Link x Toon Link x Young Link, it's weird because of the age gaps. Marth x Peach, I don't like it romantically, but I like them as unexpected friends. Marth x Zelda, I headcanon that Marth hates her because of "stow your fears, it's now or never". Marth x Samus, Marth x any girl that isn't Caeda feels wrong tbh... Ike x Marth, despite shipping them with the same people, I hate them together. Pit x Palutena, she's more like his mom. Robin x Lucina, Robin's banging her dad so yeah... BROTP: Mario bros, of course. Pikachu and Samus, you know why. Pichu and Dark Pit, Candy's comics :3 Ike and Roy, they're bros. They went to the gym together and they trained Chrom. Snake and Isabelle, he protecc. Cloud and Isabelle, BROTP. Don't even try to hurt Isabelle in Cloud's presence. Bayonetta and Joker, she adopted him. OT3: Link x Marth x Roy, the Melee trio. It's hot and cute. Ike x Link x Pit, a mix of ho yay with a bit of foe yay :3 Any yuri combination Joke ships: Yoshi x Eggs Kirby/Ike/Dedede x Food, Marth x his tiara, GOAT Squirtle x soup, turtle soup to be specific Venusaur x Piranha Plant, they're plants Charizard x Fire Alph x Olimar R.O.B. x Marth's iPhone, Truly my greatest creation Villager x Money Mega Man x Chargers Greninja x Nerfs, better nerf Greninja Pac-Man x dots Duck Hunt Duo x Screentime in my fanfic Ridley x Confirmations K Rool x his crown, aka discount Marth x his tiara Incineroar x Catnip Piranha Plant x Everyone

[thewrongexecution]

The Joke Character

Nothing I love more than wasting time on wild speculation based on less-than-no information, so here’s my predictions for what we might see from Joker Personafive’s Smash Bros release.

The following is based primarily on Joker’s Game Awards reveal trailer and the subsequent interview with Reggie [x], as well as general knowledge of how Joker fights in Persona 5 and how other smashbros characters have been adapted to the platformer-brawler format.

Again, though I’m going to use present tense and authoritative voice to bamboozle you into thinking I have any idea what I’m on about, this is all purely speculative. I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong before the end of April.

Giving the acrobatic thief archetype high mobility is a no-brainer; he’s a thief, it’s thematic. I propose, however, that his movement speed will be about average. Rather: his attacks allow him to reposition quickly. His neutral  special, for example, allows him to fire his gun while leaping in a direction chosen while the button is held, while his side-special has him toss a bomb while backstepping. His side-smash lunges forwards too, why not.

His recovery is also very powerful, up to and including longer rolls and airdodges. Up-special tosses a smoke bomb which Joker leaps out of or away from-- it is not a teleport, but does not put you into special fall.

The improbable mobility option-- or at least, one not yet seen in Smash-- is that side-throws launch Joker away from his opponent while he riddles them with bullets.

Here’s where things get dumb:

Joker himself is a hit-and-run character, with minimal kill potential. Mobile, high attack speed, lots of multi-hit attacks, but low knockback and low damage per hit. When you need to kill, down-special summons (and dismisses) Arsene, changing Joker’s moveset.

With Arsene out, most attacks become slower, single-hit skills (claw swipes, wing strikes and curse spells) with much higher damage and knockback. Joker loses retreat options in favor of chasing his opponent down for the kill.

“Why wouldn’t I just have Arsene out the whole time, then,” you’re probably wondering. Well! If you’re actually still reading this post for whatever ungodly reason, and not just skimming the bolded bits, you probably know how using Personas works in, y’know, Persona. That is: attacking with Arsene deals heavy damage to Joker, whether you hit or not. Like Pichu, but a lot worse, since you can toggle it.

“This sounds like a lot of bullshit for one character,” you might think. And yeah! It is!

So was Original Sheik. So’s Olimar. So’s Rosalina. So’s Shulk. So’s Cloud’s limit break and Bayonetta’s infinite air combos and Ryu doing stronger moves if you do fighting game inputs what’s your point.

“This just sounds like personal fantasy, based on what you want and not grounded even a little in reality,” you may dismissively scoff. To you, two points:

1) Arsene being a stance to dance to is based on the trailer having two distinct moods-- Joker jumping around and then later standing around dramatically with Arsene billowing in the wind-- and on Reggie saying “summon a persona into the game” as though its some thing distinct from just playing as Joker.

2) What I want is his moveset to cameo the rest of the Phantom Thieves, in his smash attacks and specials and aerials, but I’m not completely out my goddamn mind as to suggest that.

Relative to how out my mind the rest of this makes me sound, of course.

[stephenjplant]

Alternate Costume Ideas

Someone asked me to post the list of Smash Ultimate costume ideas I have saved on my computer, so here they are. Although I’d like to make almost all of them, they take around a week to make, (give or take depending on how complicated they are and how much free time I have) so I only intend to make a small handful, so let me know which ones you’d be most interested in.  If I missed any good ones, let me know. Some characters I am not super familiar with. Before you ask though, I think Banjo Kazooie would be easier to make from scratch than trying to rework Duck Hunt to make them. (Bird riding mammal sounds similar on paper, but the similarities really kind of end there.) Anyways here’s the list I’ve made. Some of them aren’t great ideas; I included everything I could think of:

Mario: Paper Fire Sunshine Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical Tennis Tanooki Shadow

DK: Funky Jr. Swanky Punchout Skylanders Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

BotW Link: Linkle

Samus: Fusion PED Dark Suit Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Yoshi: Yarn Birdo Plessie Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Kirby: Rainbow Curse Yarn Prince Fluff Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Fox: James 64 Krystal

Pikachu: Detective Raichu Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical Omega/Alpha Cosplay (Rock Star, Belle, Pop Star, Ph. D)

Luigi: Tennis Mr. L Gooigi Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Ness: Ninten Pyjama Jeff Paula Poo Robot

Captain Falcon: Black Shadow

Jigglypuff: Igglybuff Wigglytuff

Peach: Odyssey (Wedding, Picnic, Beach, Winter, Safari, Garden, Japan) Delfino Sports Biker Shadow Queen Fire Peachette Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Daisy: Sports Biker

Bowser: Dry Bowser Meowser Tux Skylanders Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Sheik: Impa Warriors OOT

Zelda: Hilda BotW Skyward Sword Lttp

Dr. Mario: Dr. Luigi

Pichu: Plusle Minun

Marth: Wedding

Lucina: Lyn

Young Link: Lttp Ravio CD-i

Ganondorf: Phantom WW TP Warriors Demise

Mewtwo: Dark M2 Anime Armor Mega XY

Roy: Awakening

Mr. Game & Watch: Game & Watch Gallery pixelart?

Meta Knight: Morpho

Pit: 3 Sacred Treasures

ZSS: Business Suit Justin Bailey Other M

Wario: Tennis Zombie etc. transformations from various

Snake: Old manMGS4

Squirtle: Squad Wartortle

Charizard: Mega Y Mega X Ride Pokemon

Trainer: Various Trainers

Ivysaur: Blubasaur

Megaman: Protoman X No Helmet

Diddy Kong: Skylanders Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Lucas: Pilot Masked Man

Sonic: Shadow Classic Metal

Dedede: Buff? Shogun

Olimar: Louie President Brittany Charlie

Lucario: Riolu MegaLucario

Toon Link: Tetra Conductor Jammies Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical

Wolf: StarFox 2

Wii Fit: Alt hairs

Rosalina & Luma: Storybook Girl Sports Figure Skater Biker Cosmic Spirit

Lil Mac: Mike Tyson Shulk

Greninja: Ash

Palutena: Medusa Viridi

Pacman: Ms. Pacman Cabinet Style

Shulk: Rex

Bowser Jr.: Baby Bowser

Ryu: Evil Old SF4

Ken: Violent

Bayonetta: Peach Fox Samus Link Jeanne

Inkling: Octoling Squid Sisters Off the Hook

Ridley: Classic

Simon: Captain N

K Rool: Kaptain Baron Boxer Baseball Pilot

Isabelle: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Commerical Kimono (amiibo card)

Piranha Plant: Petey

DRAWING A BLANK: Ice Climbers: Chrom: Dark Pit: Falco: Ike: ROB: Mii: Robin: Duck Hunt: Cloud: Corrin: Incineroar:

[smashy-headcanons]

Pride Headcanon Post 3.0

It seems like my Smash Bros. LGBTQ+ headcanons change at least a little bit every year, some more than others. Some of my headcanons are outdated with how I feel, so rather than trying to scrub up an old post, I’m gonna make a new post again.

I know I’m posting this sooner than I said I would, but I can always come back and reblog with any additions I might have.

If a character isn’t on this list it’s not necessarily because I see them as definitively cishet, it’s simply that I can't think of any specific headcanon for them.

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Mario: Bi

BotW Link: Gay

Samus: Aroace

Yoshi (all Yoshis): Yoshi (yes that’s every Yoshi’s gender), uses he/him

Fox: Demi(sexual/romantic)

Kirby: Nonbinary NBLW, uses he/him and it/its (canonically)

Pikette (F!Pikachu): Lesbian (x)

Luigi: Bi

Captain Falcon: Gay

Peach: Grey-aroace

Daisy: Pan

Bowser: Bi

Sheik: Nonbinary (possibly demiboy, possibly genderfluid, idk), uses any pronouns but primarily he/him

Dr. Mario: Bi

Falco: Aroace

Marth: Bi

Mewtwo: Aroace, agender, uses he/him, they/them, and it/its

Chrom: Bi, polyamorous

Mr. Game & Watch: Gay

Meta Knight: Aroace, genderless-to-male transman

Pit/Dark Pit: Gay, possibly transboys

Ike: Aroace (could also be gay or a-spec and gay), transman

Lucas: Bi

Sonic: Aroace

King Dedede: Gay

Olimar: Bi

R.O.B.: Aroace, agender, uses any pronouns

Wolf: Gay (possibly)

Mega Man: genderless-to-male transboy, aroace

F!Wii Fit Trainer: Lesbian

M!Wii Fit Trainer: Aroace

Rosalina: Aroace

SSBU Mii Gunner: Ace lesbian

Pac-Man: Genderless-to-male transman

Robin(s): Pan, polyamorous

Shulk: Demiromantic ace

Bowser Jr.: Gay but unaware of it because he’s young

Ryu: Grey-aroace

Corrin(s): Bi (canonically)

Bayonetta: Either lesbian or bi/pan, can’t say which bc I haven’t played the games

Inklings: Gay

Ridley: Aroace

Richter: Demiromantic ace

Isabelle: Pan (canonically)

Joker: Bi

Eleven: Nonbinary, uses he/him

Arusu: Genderfluid, uses he/him or she/her depending on his presentation but mostly uses he/him

Sans: Aroace

Byleth: Bi (canonically), genderfluid, uses mainly they/them but also uses he/him or she/her depending on their current presentation

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #955: Another Morning Tea Time With the Ladies.... and Lea (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts)

9:45 a.m. at the Dining Hall, Teatime Table.......

Tablet: (Shows Peach Angrily Stomping Before Crying on the Soccer Field)

Lea: (Eyes Widened at What is Showing to Him on Samus's Tablet) Oh....my god.......(Looks Up at the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom While Snickering Along with Aqua) Was all of that really you, Peach?

Bayonetta: (Giggles Softly) In all it's everlasting glory, my dears!~

Samus: (Puts on a Teasing Smirk on her Face) It turns out our so called "Sweetheart of a Princess" here has a diva side after all.

Peach: (Covers her Face in Embarrassment) ('Ugggh') Why do you girls keep bringing this up every time we talk about anything soccer? That was a long time ago!

Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah, but that was one of the biggest highlights of the entire game. There's no way we cannot talk about it.

Palutena: (Forms a Smirk on her Face) And since the Strikers Battle Leagues is also around the corner, perhaps an overdue comeback is in order?~

Everyone in the Table: (Smirks at Peach While Nodding in Agreement) Mmmhmm~

Peach: (Immediately Glares at Everyone) No! I have already put it to rest a long time ago. I am NOT going back to that!

Tifa: Oh come on, Peach! Give it another chance, will ya? Everyone loves your diva persona.

Lea: Yeah, this is the first time the teach and I here seen it and we love it already.

Aqua: Plus, it would be nice to see it again live in your Strikers tournament. It could help gain more fans, popularity, even more recognition if it gets big enough.

Samus: Also, you don't want everyone to only remember you as the Goody Two Shoes and the Damsel in Distress forever, now do you?

Peach: ('Sigh') I don't.....And it is always nice to come out of my comfort zone every once and a while......Also, I am not a Goody Two Shoes!

Samus: (Starts Smirking Again) Then prove it by bringing back the one thing the people want. Diva Peach. Diva Peach. Diva Peach. (Continues Chanting)

Everyone in the Table: (Starts Chanting as Well) Diva Peach! Diva Peach! Diva Peach! Diva Peach! DIVA PEAC-

Peach: Okay, okay, fine! You guys win. Diva Peach is making a comeback!!

Everyone cheers in rejoice of the return of Diva Peach while Lea and Samus happily gave each other high fives.

Peach: ('Sigh') Yes, yes. Your cheers and applauds are much appreciated. Now let's get back to the topic beforehand.

Samus: Oh right. What are plans for tonight. Yeah, we could go that new club everyone's been talking about.

Rosalina: (Smiles Brightly) That sounds like a wonderful idea!

Daisy: (Turns to Rosalina) Wait. You actually wanna go clubbing with us this time around, Rosey?

Rosalina: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm. The night is always young, is it not? And besides, I've already gotten a perfect babysitter for each of my babies. (Watches Ryu Teaching the Lumas How to Use a Do the Hadouken in the Distance With Dreamy Sigh)

Tifa: You really love that man, do you?

Rosalina: With all of my heart and soul~

Isabelle: I'm down to go clubbing with you guys too.

Palutena: Finally taking a break from Doom for once, Izzy?

Isabelle: ('Sighs a Bit Sadly') Not exactly. I hate to say it but.....As of yesterday our journey in the world of destroying aliens and pure violence has.....(Sniffs as She Looks Up to the Ceiling With a Sad Look on her Face) Finally reached it's end.

'Wind Blowing Along'

Isabelle: (Went Back to Smiling Brightly Again) Plus, Wolfie and the boys has already got plans for the evening. So I'm free and ready to party!~

Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Sweet. (Turns to Aqua and Lea) What about you guys? The more the merrier.

Aqua: (Smiles Softly) I don't see why not. I've never been to a night club before. Is it really as fun as they say?

Bayonetta: Oh darling, they are the funnest!~ You get to dance the night away, enjoy the atmosphere, you could even hang out at the bar section and drink-

Peach: RESPONSIBLY!

Bayonetta: (Has a Deadpinned on her Face Before Sighing) Yes. Responsibly. (Whispers to Aqua and Lea) Just a bit of a tin bit here, but you'll might possibly get drunk enough to talk about which one of us here has the best ass.

Aqua: (Immediately Bluhses in Complete Shock) W-W-WHAT!?~

Lea: (Immediately Spits Out his Tea Before Coughing)

Aqua: (Gasps Before Turn Towards Her Student in Worry) Lea!

Samus: I got ya, buddy. (Starts Patting on Lea's Back)

Palutena: (Gives her Girlfriend an Annoyed Look on her Face) Did you have to tell them about that?

Bayonetta: (Giggles Softly) No. But the looks on their faces are quite funny~

Aqua: W-Well!...('Clears Throat') Besides all of that.....(Smiles Softly) I can't wait for tonight already.

Lea: You ladies go have fun. I'll probably kick it with Isa tonight.

Isa: (Walks By With a Cup of Coffee in his Hands) I have work tonight, Lea. And no, you can't come along, you'll distract me. (Takes a Sip of his Coffee Before Walking Away) I'll have you in my thoughts though.

Lea: ('Sigh') Thanks, Isa....Well, I can't believe I'm actually gonna saying this, but I guess I'll be down for a few sparring matches with Terra this time around....

Aqua: Actually, Lea, I'm afraid Terra won't be available today. He has to do his usual training session alone in the waterfalls.

Lea: Shit, really? ('Sigh') Well, I obviously can't hang out with the kids. They're having a sleepover party at Destiny's Island.

Peach: Oh really? (Smiles Brightly) That's where some of our babies are going to go this evening. I hope they all have a good time together.

Daisy: (Nodded in Agreement) Same. (Turns to Lea) But you know, Lea, you could always welcome to come along with us tonight.

Peach: Oh absolutely!~

Palutena: Of course.

Isabelle: I second that.

Tifa: Mhmm.

Rosalina: We would love to have you along, Lea.

Lea: (Smiles Sheepishly) Nah, I don't wanna get in anyone's way this evening. I can always chill at home, playing some classic Mario Party and junk.

Samus: (Looks at Everyone Else Before Looking Back at Lea With a Raised Eyebrow) Which one exactly?

Lea: (Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Well, the last one I played was 3. And I only have the Nintendo 64 growing up, soooooo.......I might be playing.....Mario....Party....1 later?......

Samus: .....................Yeah, no. You are definitely going clubbing with us tonight.

Everyone: (Nodded in Agreement) That's right./ Uh-huh.

Aqua: (Gives Lea a Reassuring Smile) We promise you won't get in the way, Lea. Also, we can't let you risk having blisters on the palm on your hands.

Peach: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Exactly. You're a part of the Certified Mommies too, Lea. We would never leave you behind.

Lea: (Sighs With a Soft Smile on his Face) Yeah, I figured you wouldn't. But uhhh.....I've been thinking......

Samus: About?

Lea: Well.....(Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head Again) I know we all just met each other not too long ago and all, but I really like hanging out with ladies and....I....may have already thought of you all as my....(Takes a Deep Breath Before Clasping his Hands Together) sisters.

Peach: (Eyes Begins to Widened Along with Everyone Else) Sisters?

Lea: Yeah. I mean.....Growing up, I've always wanted to having brother and/or sister to get along with..... I mean, I used to see Roxas and Xion as one, till they both became my actual kids to raise some time later......Then there Isa, till we....both have feelings for one another......There was also Larxene or....Elrena is what she calls herself now, but......('Sigh') Shit. After that dispute we had a few years ago, I doubt she wants anything to do with me anymore. And I guess....maybe....Dem...y...('Sigh') Look, the point in all of this is that you guys are awesome! And I love every moment we spend together. So......like......since you all are family or whatever.....Would it be cool with all of you that I.......(Starts Blushing a Little) Start calling you all sis for now on- (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Group Hug)

Peach: (Happily Hugs Lea Along with the Other Ladies) Oh Lea~ Of course we'll be your big sisters!~

Lea: Hey, I didn't say anything about y'all being big!

Samus: (Gives Lea a Playful Smirk on her Face) Yeah, well, most of us here are older than you, so.....(Playful Pinches Lea's Cheeks) We'll be more than happy to look after our baby brother~

Lea: (Glares Comically at the Bounty Hunter) Oh come on! I can take care of myself just fine. I'm the goddamm Keyblade Warrior!

Tifa: In training!~

Lea: Well....Yeah, but.....(Holds Up his Keyblade) I-I have a fire sword for a Keyblade, ya know!?

Aqua: (Giggles Softly as She Lowers Lea's Hand Down While the Keyblade Disappears) We know you do, Lea. We just wanted to make sure you're safe and happy is all.

Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah. We got your back no matter what!~

Everyone: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Lea: ('Sigh') Yeah, yeah, I know. I hold you ladies to it....(Smiles Softly) Still. I appreciate it.

Happy Late International Women's Day!~

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