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[asexualbuthorny]

This is a mixed work and fandom blog. there might be nsfw posts so people below 17 years of age please don't interract (or do but that's on you not me my duty is to warn not police). Im gonna throw my horny thoughts at this and maybe some proper writtings if i ever feel like it, also my art. English isn't my first language and i don't really pay attention to grammar so there might be mistakes but if that's a turn off feel free to leave. If i write reader inserts the reader is almost always top/dom (might do sub/top stuff). I might do dark stuff so beware. If you choose to support me feel free to come into my inbox with a noncomplicated drawing idea and I'll try to cook something up for ya

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[crackedskully]

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[zu-is-here]

dreaming

[masterblooky]

Do you guys think the reason Scar always got tasks that made him a villain and prevented him from teaming up with people was because Grian let him reroll when he failed and then got others to help him complete his hard task?

Like a prove your worth situation or something. Prove you can succeed without the help of others as you were meant to.

[lexezombie]

Maybe putting a 7ft metal creature on unstable wheels is a bad idea--

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[mikeywayarchive]

Instagram stories by anthonygreen666, tuckerrule, and beemer138

[Nov 11, 2024]

[livwritesstuff]

another episode of robbie being exactly like eddie and it being steve’s problem

Steve is in the car one day with his three-year-old daughter Robbie when she pipes up from the backseat, “Papa, we gotta go to the store.’

“We do?” he asks, and he glances in the rearview to see that she’s looking idly out the window.

He allows himself a moment to ponder if they might actually need to stop for something that he’s forgotten about – it wouldn’t be the first time his kids’ memories had out-performed his own. He’s pretty positive they don’t need to stop for anything though.

“Yup,” Robbie replies.

“Why do we need to go to the store?”

She goes quiet long enough for Steve to wonder if maybe she got distracted looking at something out the car window and forgot she’d been asked a question, but then she says, “I wanna buy something.”

Steve pauses because – for one – her little toddler voice turns something into som-ping, which is so stinking cute, but also because it’s yet another reason this kid is exactly like Eddie.

To a damn T.

He sighs.

“What do you want to buy?”

“Ummm…” Another long pause, “I wanna buy something for…for…I wanna buy something but I don’t remember anymore.”

“Hm,” Steve hums, “Wonder where you got that one from.”

Eddie.

She got it from Eddie and all the times he comes back from Walmart with a receipt longer than their daughter is tall saying, “Shit, totally forgot what I was there for.”

“I just wanna buy something,” Robbie continues.

Steve lets out another sigh, pretending as he does that he doesn't adore the way that Robbie is turning out to be just like Eddie (because he loves Eddie, even if his relationship with money is a little questionable).

“Okay, you and Daddy are not allowed to go shopping together,” Steve tells her, “Ever.”

[hoofpeet]

Punk Ingo and Emmet painstakingly sowing dozens of safety sign patches to their coats

[kaarnalaiva]

long time no see 🥹 hi

[zarnzarn]

Penelope owns a golden chain.

It is a thick, large piece with two cuffs connected to one end of it, made of robust metal that still shines beautifully years later. It stretches perhaps some four metres, at most, and the clasp in the middle allows her to twist it tighter if she wants it to. The blacksmith she had commissioned it from had given her two copies of the key- one of which she'd tossed off of a high cliff, and the other that she keeps safe in a locked box in her room.

It can clasp to her bed, to the throne and to the bath flooring. She had it enchanted by a witch on the run from a neighbouring kingdom in exchange for security, to never cross the limits of the shoreline- so she never loses it, she'd said. She had won a favour off an alchemist in a bet and gotten it spelled to never break. She polishes it every day carefully to look it's best before she leaves the room.

It has only one use.

"I will hobble you like a horse," She hisses to her husband when he returns to her after twenty years. Adjusts herself and leans down to whisper in his ear, "I will chain you down like a common beast, cut out that silver tongue of yours so you can no longer get into trouble, break your fucking legs."

The chain clinks as Odysseus gasps for air. Penelope smiles and traces the edge of his adoring, breathless grin. "You are not allowed to leave me ever again."

Penelope owns a golden chain.

It looks wonderful around her husband's feet.

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Art request: Jin-Takeda-Jaqui as an OT3? Chaos or sweetness, it's all good. XD

Ah, the joys of telepathy...

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[sweetstuffiemilk]

Doodles from a while ago..... My fave sapphics..... Ueueue

[radioroxx]

anyway i think the overcomplication of queer labels has really done a disservice to younger (or newly discovered) queer folks trying to figure themselves out. you dont need to know every aspect and detail or your sexuality, gender, preference, etc. sometimes you just gotta let things happen and you’ll figure it out as you go. you may never have a word for it and that’s okay.

[youweremyridehome]

The Murderbot Diaries, estonian covers for All Systems Red and Artificial Condition by Liis Roden

[charlott2n]

i need to replay pokemon but i dont want to wipe my saves from when i was 10-16 my life is so hard forever and ever