#rude awakening

[anthrofractal]

DESCRIPTION: Nomiani chooses to rest. They have a dream…once again, there is the blue screen, typing words. This time, the text added reads: "WHAT SHOULD WE" However, before they can see more, they are interrupted by something poking them awake. It's a new Mayli, this one light green with light spots, staring at them with great curiosity. "Hi, hello! Are you dead??" they ask.

[bitter-dregs]

[danskjavlarna]

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For practical jokers: a collection of vintage practical jokes to inspire and amuse.

[allcatsconstitutethesamefamily]

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They've had many lives and many ages: cats I've met in my time travels.

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Aizawa wakes up disoriented in a strange place he doesn’t recognize. Thankfully, his husband’s agency isn’t far, and he manages to make it to his apartment. The problem? Shouta Aizawa is the last person Hizashi Yamada would have ever expected to come knocking. After all… Shouta died when they were teenagers.

Author: Jittercritter12

Note from submitter: The Aizawa Shouta/Yamada Hizashi get together that I never knew I needed got awakened by this and it cuts off before it even begins. But it is soooo good nonetheless.

[howifeltabouthim]

Any revelations now would just be senseless and ugly.

Iris Murdoch, from A Fairly Honourable Defeat

[demialwrites]

Idea: Rufus thought he would test the newest Turk himself by pretending to be a hologram in the Combat Simulator. He wasn't prepared for how absolutely savage Elena is with her shit-talking. She somehow pulls a real explosive from her pocket and...he doesn't do this anymore, let's just say.

Tseng: 🤷‍♂️ Well, I advised against it

[yourfavoritewriter69]

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Heyyy so im currently on a Negan Smith x Female reader story right now called rude awakening i just wanted to let yall know that there is something in the worksss!!! Also if you want to be apart of the tag list lmk in the comments!

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The story is 18+ plenty plenty plenty of smut but there is a plot when negan loses his most precious thing he will do just about anything to get her back and when he does she is in for a rude awakening…..

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[weirdyearbook]

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Here's my gallery of unusual imagery from vintage college yearbooks.

[tomoleary]

Carl Barks “Rude Awakening” Painting Original Art, Donald, Huey, Dewey, and Louie (1974) Source

[hardcorearchitecture]

Rude Awakening

The address given for their “Slaves of Freedom” cassette in Wilmington, DE, 19803. Source: MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL, issue no. 9, Oct.-Nov., 1983. Street view date: July, 2023. Sample quote from the review: “This band contains former members of Y.I.A. The vocals and lyrics are their most noteworthy qualities, as the music tends to lack a certain zip.” (TY).

[danskjavlarna]

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Rude awakenings and the torment of alarm clocks.

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Avatar: The Legend of Korra [2014]

[expirisims]

A Little Holiday Bonus

I'm going to be honest, I don't remember who I was following that had gone to the gym, but it must not have been interesting because as you can see, I wound up perusing around the place to see what everyone else was up to. LOL! Looks like Pablo Martinez is now training other sims. And Lawerence Lum has started dating Jill Garrett!

Oh yeah, it's bonus time Baby! And from the looks of it, most of the household did quite well for themselves this year!

Wanda enjoyed some time at the library. By the look of that stank coming from her shirt, I'm guessing she's the sim who had gone to the gym, LOL!

Trish met up with her boyfriend, Ron, down at the sports bar. It didn't take long for her to abandon him though.

Hey, a girl's gotta eat!

Wanda spent the entire rest of the day practicing logic at the library, still stinky. I guess it's a good thing it was pretty empty today! I spent the majority of the day building tax offices inside the stadium shell because Spring is just around the corner and that means Tax Collection time! Kasey is in the political career and pretty high ranking, so she has been elected to collect taxes in St. Bernie!

Speaking of Kasey, Geesh! Can't just let the babies sleep can ya? She even woke poor Angela and Korey up!

[howifeltabouthim]

I did not get to be any of those ages. I was ten and then I was thirty, and then I was thirty-seven.

Lisa Taddeo, from Animal

[chucklingpecan]

Reluctant to shed the warm blankets I dedicate an extra hour in bed to the worries sprouting from my half dreaming mind

Much territory is covered from exploding toilets to out of date peanut butter

And there’s a cataclysmic panic for each mundane disaster

I finally get up and hope I’m wrong