#roy’s sister

[ambnight]

Ted Lasso text post thingamjigs part 4 <3

[oh-surprise-its-me]

So like it’s cannon that Jamie has tattoos but what about Roy-

Like him getting the very first time Phoebe wrote his name in small child giant letters on his arm would be perfect.

Him getting his favorite drawing that she’s ever made him on his thigh.

Him and his sister having stupid matching tattoos on their ankles.

Him and Jamie getting each others numbers on the inside of their ring fingers when they get married.

The possibilities are endless especially since he wears long sleeves and pants a lot

[fanficfanattic]

For word Wednesday-

Word, ask, answer, or accept

I’ve got snippets for each word below the cut.

Word:

‘Shit’ he thinks as that registers. He hasn’t moved this fast in a while. But he can’t feel his knee, can’t feel the tightness in his chest. Because the second the door to the room is open he can hear that the screaming has stopped but now Jamie is just saying “no no no” over and over.

No one is in the room when Roy bursts in, something he didn’t even realize he was worried about until the relief swamped his body. It was short lived, though, because Jamie was trapped in whatever nightmare had its grip on him. He didn’t wake at Roy’s extremely loud entrance.

“Said no. Said no,” is somehow worse than just the single word had been. Is worse than the screams had been. But worse by far are the whimpers that are now scraping from his throat now that he isn’t talking anymore.

“Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.” Roy allows himself that moment before pushing himself into action. He pulls from the well he uses with Phoebe. Because a screaming child is a screaming child. And whatever torture Tartt’s brain is putting him through is bad.

Ask:

He ignored the silence of the dressing room, didn’t let his brain take in what was probably a sea of stunned faces, and he continued his favored behavior of pretending Ted Lasso didn’t even exist.

His focus was 70% on the girl, 10% on her mum, and 20% on himself because he could be prone to sort of turning whispy as a human if he let himself get too distracted. Best to always know where his body was and what his hands were up to on good days. And a day where Roy Kent had already body checked him was not a good one.

Still, now that the girl’s mum was walking over to them, he could see the way her stride reflected her brother’s. Or, he had no idea who was older, maybe Roy’s stride reflected hers. Either way, now that he knew, he couldn’t unsee it. And he was developing a fear that he’d idly ask Roy something about her in the future and end up murdered for it.

That was a problem for future Jamie, though.

Answer: two snippets that are both from the same fic as this one

“I suspect I know the answer but have any of you heard from Jamie?” Ted had been upset at the Watford FC half to see Jamie had actually left. Someone explained that was a fineable offense, which didn’t make much sense to Ted. They were all rich. But he had planned to talk to Jamie about it during today’s practice. Except he didn’t show up.

“The fucking pre-madonna is probably trying to get back at you for benching him.” Roy grunted in annoyance to punctuate the end of his sentence.

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Colin whispers to Isaac, “Ohhh Jamie is fucked,” and has a quiet laugh. Not quiet enough, as Ted hears it and orders them both to do a lap. No one else cracks a joke the rest of the day. They barely survive training. While everyone blames Jamie for Ted’s shitty mood, without him there it manages to remain internal. Thankfully. No one wants to miss lunch to run punishment laps.

On the way in, the only person willing to be anywhere near Ted and Beard is Roy. The lads are in front of him, with the coaches behind, and Roy would not admit on pain of death that he was eavesdropping.

“I told Rebecca that this isn’t something that I ever have or ever will find acceptable. So I’ll be joining her for lunch to discuss options.”

“Options?” Beards quiet question still managed to be heard by Roy.

“I still don’t fully know how loans work. But we cancel it from our end, right?” Ted’s voice couldn’t properly be described as venomous, but it was sharper than Roy had ever heard it. Sure, he had wanted to murder Tartt, but he couldn’t be the only reason Ted was so on edge.

“Yes, but maybe-“

“Unacceptable means not accepting it, Coach.”

Which was an extreme that Roy wasn’t aware Lasso was capable of being. He was a little impressed, and under almost any other circumstance he’d enjoy Tartt reaping what he’s sown. But this didn’t feel like a Tartt move. He wasn’t here to enjoy the chaos he was creating. And for all his faults he was a hard worker. He trained like every day was a match day.

Being ahead of them meant Roy had only a few extra seconds to see Rebecca, and Keeley -who was crying- with the entire dressing room silent. Either because of Rebecca, a crying Keeley, or both.

“Hey boss, you ready to-“ but Rebecca interrupted him smoothly.

“Coach Lasso, I looked into what might be delaying Jamie, as you asked, and found out it’s because he’s in hospital.”

He looked gobsmacked and Roy didn’t know if it was because Rebecca was making it appear as though he’d been concerned for Jamie rather than pissed, that he was injured in some way, or if he didn’t understand ‘in hospital’ as opposed to the America’s ‘in the hospital’. He wasn’t even going to try. Instead he focused on the person he actually cared about.

“You okay, Keeley?”

“No, not really.”

“Oh.” He hadn’t planned a follow up for whatever she was going to answer and none came to him with that.

“It’s being reported now, but only because The Sun apparently has someone recording police scanner communications…”

Accept:

The rest of the afternoon went normally. Except while going over his plan in his head, again, he thought of something new to consider. He needed to decide if he should drive himself or get an uber, so looked up the address, only to realize it was for a secondhand charity shop.

He told himself that maybe the listing hadn’t updated, and tried to look that up too. Then realized it would be easier to call the number to see if it got answered and what they’d say the address were.

It was still a second hand charity shop. And that fucking hurt, because he’d never done that to none of them. He was a prick to their faces.

Once he stopped himself from spinning out at that, he had to piece through what his response should be. Figured that just pretending like he forgot wasn’t the best choice. Cause that would make it obvious he knew he was tricked or, worse, that he had never intended to go at all. They’d tell Ted he was being a prick again.

But oh fuck, Ted said he wanted to hear about it. And Ted is exactly the kind of fake tv dad that would walk in the next day and be like “hey, son, did you and your buddies have fun?”

Jamie calls him half back into a panic to ask that he don’t say anything cause then they’d know that they had (kind of) successfully pranked him. That he had actually believed they’d started to accept him.

Ted starts in with “That doesn’t sound like a prank, it sounds cruel-“ but Jamie cuts him off. He can’t deal with that conversation right now. Maybe never.

“I know I weren’t good to them, so they’re still mad. And if they’re still mad, that’s on me, I’ll keep working at it. I’m not trying to get no one in trouble. Just. Don’t make it weird, please?”

And on the one hand, that is a mature thing for Jamie to realize, but Ted had been upset with Jamie when he was being mean. It isn’t any more acceptable for others to be mean now. But in the end, Ted does agree to not make it weird.

Unfortunately, Ted is a deeply weird person.

[whosyourdaddienow]

i ship jamie and roys sister for two reasons:

1. it’s funny. cmon. it’s so funny. THINK ABOUT IT

2. it’s filled with possibility. how much do we know about her? so little!!! anything could happen!!!

[based-and-rinpilled]

Roy’s sister is so pretty like holy shit

[jamiesfootball]

Just a throwing this out there on the Roy Kent’s sister / Dr O’Sullivan thing

As someone who works around people with doctorates, I know a few docs who have elected to keep their surname the same as when they started practicing medicine because of 1) it’s the name they have the most recognition / publishing credits under, and 2) changing it on all the medical registration paperwork is a fucking hassle. Hence why she may have kept O’Sullivan as a surname

I also know a doctor who changed their name legally to her husband’s name, and the whole hospital still calls her Dr Old-Last-Name because the computer system is fucking ancient and changing it would be a nightmare. So now we’re stuck calling her Old-Last-Name so newbies know who we’re talking about / who’s charts we’re referring to

My point being that for Roy’s sister being a medical professional, her not having dropped an old surname and / or not going by Dr Kent at work has a lot of plausible explanations

In other news she absolutely seems like the kind of person who would be okay with the nickname Doc, so I’m adding her to the list of good doctors that Ted would nickname Doc who are not Dr Jacob

[izzy-hands]

Roy’s sister, internally: Oh my god, this is happening.

[ato-dato]

Shiv. Shivvy. Honey.

[roseofstardust]

The absolute level of cunt in this picture needs to be studied

[kentray]

Loved this. Perfect.

#Future Brother In Law

[venuslarkspur]

Batsis And The Concerning Dating History

Summary: Some incorrect quotes of Batfam finding out about Batsis!Reader’s dating history.

Warning: Minor NSFW.

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Bruce: Are we gonna talk about it?

Batsis: about my date with Diana? Yeah it went well.

Damian: No sister, your peculiar dating history.

Dick: Yeah, remember when you dated the Green Lantern?

Batsis: Wait before we get into it, which one?

Jason: Tf you mean which one?

Damian: I agree with Todd, what do you mean by that sister?

Batsis: Which Green Lantern?

Batfam: …

Bruce: Y/n how many Green Lanterns have you been with?!

Batsis: Well technically, two.

Jason: I'm sorry, technically?

Batsis: Well yeah, I dated Hal Jordan, hooked up with-

Jason: YOU SLEPT WITH KYLE!?

Batsis: I was about to say Guy but sure Kyle was coming next anyway.

Bruce: I am appalled.

Batsis: And don't ask about John, I still think about him sometimes.. *literally starts tearing up*

Dick: Awh you miss him that bad? :(

Damian: What's even happening anymore?

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Dick: How was your date with Diana?

Batsis: Good thank you! It's nice to have a supportive person in the house. It went good but I think we are just gonna keep it platonic.

Dick: Okay, fair enough.

Batsis: But on a serious note I think Roy and I are going to give it another go. 

Dick: Did he bait you with Lian?

Batsis: No but it doesn’t hurt that she already sees me as her mother, no to mention Roy and I do this crazy posit-

Dick: Too much information!

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Tim: Why is this in your room? *holding up a dusty, button up shirt.*

Batsis: Oh shit, I think it’s from when I was dating John Constantine, you know him right? He must of left it here.

Tim: I would ask but you’ll probably go into too much detail for my liking.

Batsis: Oh my gosh the things we got up to in here Tim-

Tim literally traumatised: I’m leaving now, *plugs his ears*

Batsis: … Good I thought he would never leave. *starts messaging Roy asking when she can come over*

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Goodnight everyone <3

[cornalicious]

Cannot believe mustang thought this shit would work.

[Image ID: Roy Mustang from Fullmetal alchemist is standing before Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric. He is saying "Yeah we sent Maes to live on a farm in Xing. A farm with lots of land. and homunculi for him to chase all he wants." with a guilty expression. Riza Hawkeye stands slightly behind him giving him an exasperated expression. /.End ID]

[frankburn]

SIOBHAN ROY & KENDALL ROY

4x03 - Connor’s Wedding

[stewykablooey]

feel like people keep forgetting the sibling aspect of shivs decision and of the kenshiv fight. that wasnt just shiv dealing with the situation at hand that was years of kendall being her brother and her being kendalls sister culminating into one moment. it Is the idea that she fucking earned this and kendall just gets it handed to him. its the idea of 'you can't be ceo because you killed somebody’ because that wasn't shiv being morally upset about kendall killing someone, that was shiv thinking 'how the fuck did you fuck up so bad and you Still get to win' esp in light of everything else her brothers have done. connor and his embarrassing run at presidenancy roman with the dick pics and kendall who Literally Killed Someone. and shes still in last place, despite everything she has and hasn’t done

[jamietwat]

I could 100% see Roy’s sister seeing Roy and Jamie bickering over the stupidest most inconsequential shit just for the sake of bickering and her deciding to stir the pot by saying “Wow, you two really fight like an old married couple…”

And then Jamie making a face like that’s the most ridiculous thing that he’s ever heard and scoffing as he argues “We ain’t married”

And then Roy’s argument dying on his tongue as he full body turns to shoot Jamie the most incredulous look like he’s completely lost his mind and sounding confused and offended as he adds “We’re not a couple”

And Jamie would brush that off with a wave of his hand like “Yeah, sure, that too. But more importantly, he’s the old one. You can’t be an old married couple if one of you’s ancient and the other’s a sexy little baby”

Jamie would not think once about this interaction after it was over, but it would rattle around Roy’s brain annoying and confusing him for weeks

[sweetmilkbread]

Shiv and Roman, Succession / Dustin Pearson, 'The World at it's Beginning'