#room convo

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Renoir

Room conversations

(Room voicelines, Secret monologues, Room conversations)

Room voicelines

Renoir: Are those pictures of the two of them on the wall? It looks like a pleasant atmosphere. (Van Gogh & Gauguin's room)

Renoir: Aren’t the plaster muscles a bit too much? Though I think I would prefer a little softer flesh. (Michelangelo's room)

Renoir: There are all sorts of strange things here. Did Da Vinci make them? (Da Vinci's room)

Renoir: He has a nice selection of wines. Raffaello's choice of wines are delicious. (Raffaello's room)

Renoir: There are so many sheep. It looks like they’re soft and fluffy when you touch them. (Hubert & Jan's room)

Renoir: This is our Manet-san's room, isn't it? It always looks so luxurious, doesn't it? (Manet's room)

Renoir: The stars, the moon, the purple cloth... How mysterious, isn't it? (Mucha's room)

Renoir: The room is just like I imagined it to be. Ah, but there's a picture of a back on the wall. (Ingres's room)

Renoir: I wonder if he listens to music on this gramophone. Sometimes the sound leaks out of the room. (Delacroix's room)

Renoir: Having academic books around is typical of Courbet. (Courbet & Millet's room)

Renoir: This is our room. It’s fine for you to come visit us with no hesitation. (Monet, Renoir, Sisley & Bazille's room)

Renoir: Watteau has some nice drinks. I hope we can have a drink together next time. (Giotto, Watteau, Munch & El Greco's room)

Renoir: It seems there’s a lot of accessories on Rembrandt's desk. I'll have to take a closer look next time. (Rembrandt, Van Dyck, Rubens & Velazquez's room)

Renoir: It smells like charcoal. Is it from the floor? (Hokusai, Hiroshige & Kuroda's room)

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Secret monologues

Renoir: I like having fun… Maybe it's because it makes me forget my worries. (Secret monologue 1)

Renoir: If I could, I'd keep painting forever. But... (Secret monologue 2)

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Room conversations

Van Gogh: Renoir-san, where are you going? Bazille-san was looking for you!

Renoir: Fufu, I have an appointment outside. It’s a secret for Bazille, okay?

Courbet: Why don't you think about Bazille's hardships once in a while?

Renoir: But I think he'll get bored when I’ll no longer be around, don't you think so too?

Da Vinci: ... If you are going out, I would like to ask you a favor.

Renoir: Ah, chocolate, right? I'll make sure I get you some.

Rembrandt: Renoir-kuun! Is going to a joint party fuuun?

Renoir: If you're interested, why don't we go to one together?

Michelangelo: Use your powers and get me some people with good muscles.

Renoir: Mmmh… Muscles are indeed out of my scope.

Hokusai: Ya can't have sweets at a joint party, right? Wish I could go there too.

Renoir: Rembrandt went to one too, so if you’re interested, why don’t you come too, Hokusai?

Gauguin: Why do you like women so much…?

Renoir: They're warm and soft… and it's hard not to like them.

Monet: Let's play billiaaards! Play with me!

Renoir: Fufu, alright. What happens if you lose?

Monet: Then… I'll tell Bazille that we’re goin’ to the next drinking party!

Renoir: Great, I'm in. I'm going to let you win this time, too.

Renoir: Watteau said he'd like you to come to pick up girls with us once in a while.

Monet: Naah, I'm not good at that kinda stuff, that’d be a bit…

Renoir: Now now, I'll give you some bread from your favorite bakery.

Monet: Oh, if that’s the case! … Wait, don't lure me with bread!

Raffaello: That is an amazing number of women at the museum… Are they all fans of yours?

Renoir: These are all the potential model candidates. I'd be happy if you could help me out with them.

Munch: It feels sooo fluffy and bouncy around you, Rere!

Renoir: Does that mean it feels like fun? It's always good to have fun.

Giotto: Jan is talking about "pick-up" and Hubert is upset…

Renoir: Fufu, everyone seems to be having fun in their own way, so it’s fine.

Sisley: Hmmm... What should I do... I don't know which one is better.

Renoir: What's the matter, Sisley? Is something troubling you?

Sisley: I'm trying to decide which handkerchief I'm going to use today.

Renoir: Maybe the left one would be better? Just maybe, though.

Renoir: Alright, where shall we go today?

Sisley: Come to think of it, you used to come to my part-time job’s workplace a lot, but what were you doing there?

Renoir: Ah, there were a lot of young ladies at that part-time job… so.

Sisley: I see. Now I understand why my senior was so happy.

Bazille: Why don't you take a lesson from Sisley for once in a while and devote yourself really hard to something?

Renoir: But I’m devoting myself to something, you know? I’m serious about the ladies.

Bazille: That's not what I meant... How many times have I told you that…

Renoir: Fufu, I know that. You're amusing, Bazille.

Renoir: I got some nice tea leaves, would you like a cup?

Bazille: Yeah, why not. … You're not planning anything, are you?

Renoir: There’s no way I could do that. Now, please take your time and have a drink.

Bazille: ... Why are you trying to go out, Renoir?

Kuroda: You always seem to be so calm. Why don't you try to panic a little more?

Renoir: You're so harsh, Kuroda-san. But that’s who I am.

Ingres: Renoir-san, I believe your words and actions may not be accurate.

Renoir: Fufu, is that so? Accuracy is hard.

Delacroix: I’ve got a problem with your laziness, but you're very good at tauntin' Ingres.

Renoir: I don't have any intention of doing that, though. Ingres always gets angry at me, it's a hassle.

Watteau: Ya ready to gooo? Let’s go pick up some giiirls!

Renoir: I'm going to leave a note for Bazille, so please wait just a little longer.

Velazquez: You're calling out more women than usual… What's going on?

Renoir: Manet-san asked me to do it. I'm helping him.

Van Dyck: You've come to the right place. Can you get me some lotion?

Renoir: Let's see… That's the one over there you use all the time, right?

Rubens: Aara, Renoir-chan. You have different accessories today, don't you?

Renoir: I'm meeting a young lady for the first time. I'm going with a different image than usual.

El Greco: What is that… The devil's water!? It's not safe, get your hands off it!

Renoir: This is a lotion for Van Dyck. I'm going to give it to him now.

Jan: Reno-nii, let's pick up girls together!

Renoir: Fufu, you would be very popular with young ladies, Jan.

Hubert: R-Renoir-san!! What did you teach Jan!?

Renoir: Fufu, I didn't teach him anything.

Millet: Your way of speaking is typical of the city.

Renoir: I don't think so… but maybe that's the way you see it.

Manet: Hey, prepare me a model. One woman.

Renoir: Does that mean I need to prepare 50 people?

Mucha: That is a wonderful pick-up technique. I have great respect for you.

Renoir: Fufu, I may be unreliable, but so are you, Mucha.

Hiroshige: Oh, Renoir-dono…? There's something that smells kind of sweet coming from you.

Renoir: Ah, is this about the chocolate Da Vinci me asked for?

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[gothsuguru]

thinking abt how satoru is one of the only adults in the jjk universe who can separate the child from the situation/cards they are dealt with… yuji took in sukuna as a host and he’s the only adult who sees yuji as a child/his own human being while other adults see him simply as “sukuna’s host” who needs to die. thinking abt how satoru was also one of the only adults who stepped up for yuuta and that’s one of the reasons yuuta appreciates him so much… same with when he took in megumi. at the end of the day gojo satoru is the only one in the universe that knows what it’s like to be used/seen as a weapon or Entity rather than a person and he won’t let his kids feel the same way/he’ll do everything in his power to make them feel better & actually LET them be children!

[cacaocheri]

yn’s rizz is unmatched

[hannahmanderr]

random Cujo headcanon i'm submitting to @duchi-nesten for approval:

Cujo has a unique ability to sniff out portals. Unlike Wulf, who can only track his own, Cujo can track just about any portal at any time, natural or manmade. It's partially why he's able to come so quick when he's called or why he has a knack for seeming to turn up out of the blue (usually near Danny, who just reeks of the Fenton Portal).

that's a huge reason why he bonds to Danny in the first place. a friendly ghost boy who smells like a portal? What's not to love? Eventually, after spending more and more time with Danny, the scent of the Fenton Portal becomes more and more recognizable to him, and with the Fenton Portal being consistently present and in the same spot, having the same smell as his favorite person, he begins to associate the scent with the idea of "home."

[oatm3al-c00kies]

"what happened to the pretty little girl dresses?" finnick asks. and despite his casual, teasing demeanor, what he's really thinking is that it's happening again. another victor is being done up to look more mature than they really are for very specific reasons and that katniss volunteered for her sister without hesitation just like finnick's putting himself through hell for annie and mags and that unlike some victors, katniss clearly has people she cares so much about and would do anything to protect and that snow will have her in his pocket before she's even turned 18.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[7cfc00]

imagine if your future self told you that his best friend is your further in the future self who is also a cowboy

[sunsetsandsunshine]

If I may request a Rise fic!! I’m a huge sucker for comfort/cheer up tickles, so could you possibly write a disaster twins fic with Lee Leo and Ler Donnie where Leo’s been having a pretty bad day (because of what is your choice!) and ends up feeling self conscious about himself and stuff, so Donnie decides to cheer up his twin!! Please don’t feel rushed and make sure you’re taking care of yourself ^_^

~ 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜!!! ~

💜💙 𝙵𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 💜💙

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙼𝚂𝙺𝙽𝚂𝙽𝙺𝙼𝙳𝙽𝚂𝙹 𝙽𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 𝙾𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙾𝚂𝙷 𝚈𝙾𝚄. 𝙶𝙴𝚃. 𝙼𝙴!!! 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝙹𝙰𝙼!!! 𝙴𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝��� 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜…𝙶𝚘𝚍, 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑. 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢..𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎…𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚗 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎??? 𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎!!!˚*�� ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*＊·̩̩̥͙

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟺,𝟹𝟿𝟺

𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝙻𝚎𝚘 🐢💙

𝙻𝚎𝚛: 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 🐢💜

𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙳𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙻𝚎𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍…𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝?

(𝙰/𝙽: 𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚖𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚊 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝…𝙱𝚞𝚝 *𝙰𝙷𝙴𝙼* 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝚃*𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)

𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚒𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜:  @shut-up-jo @itzsana-kiddingmenow @aceofspades-doodles @ziipzeepzop-eez

@tmntheadforever123 @rice-cake-teen10 @aninabanina6969

@savemeafruitjuice @cedarrthefluffylee @saturnzskyzz @titters-and-tingles

@someone1348 @my-l0v3r-v3rse @snipersiniora @mistyandsnow

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝙰𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏-𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔!!! 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚣𝚢…

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝚃𝙴𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙴 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 🕺🏾✨💞🎶˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙

“I can’t believe you’re doing this to me again.” Leo grumbled under his breath as he rested his mouth on his palm, glancing away from his brother as he sighed loudly. 

“Well maybe if you weren’t so fucking reckless I wouldn’t need to.” Donnie growled lowly, glaring down at his twin.

“I’m not a baby, Don. I don’t need to be supervised like I’m some bomb triggered to explode.” The younger said in exasperation, lying down on his bed whilst grabbing a comic book to read off of his desk.

If Leo was going to be told off and scolded by his dear beloved brow-loving brother, he should at least have something to occupy himself with in the meanwhile. 

The softshell groaned eternally at his little brother’s action, quickly snatching the piece of literature out of the other’s hands and throwing it effortlessly to the ground. 

Uninterested lime green eyes locked with a determined yet fierce light golden, both of them refusing to look away or blink to show their dominance.

But after a while, the red eared slider grew more impatient, looking away again as he picked a hangnail on his thumb, “If you’re going to yell at me, can you just get it over with? I saw a reddit post predicting what’s going to happen in The Umbrella Academy season four and I need to read it.” 

“You can read that later, Nardo. I promise you, that reddit post isn’t going to fly away.” The elder said as he pinched the bridge of his snout, “What I need you to do right now is acknowledge what you did today was stupid, alright?” 

Leo looked away from his older brother, scoffing lightly, “I do stupid things all the time. What stupid action of mine are you wanting to scream at me for this time?” 

The softshell turtle took a couple deep breaths at that comment, drumming his fingers on his left arm in a soothing motion because he was NOT going to give into the urge of strangling his twin brother…

…No matter how much he deserved it.

“I’m not planning on screaming at you— that won’t help anyone or anything.” The purple banded turtle explained calmly…but you could see and tell he was starting to lose his paitence. 

“But you want to.” The red eared slider pressed on. 

“Leo…please. I don’t want to argue right now.” 

“We’re not arguing. We’re just kindly discussing my oh-so stupid descision that unfolded earlier today, right?” The younger twin smirked smugly, his eyes locking once again with his brother. 

When it came to arguments, the leader in blue always had this wonderful tactic to avoiding things: attempting to annoy the other person so much that they drop the subject they wanted to discuss with him completely.

It always worked with Raph…which the red eared slider didn’t know whether that was a good thing or a bad thing.

But the only downside of doing this tactic was his dumb twin saw right through it…

…And Leonardo despised it. 

“Nardo…you know what I’m referring to. And stop picking, please. Your going to hurt yourself.” The older attempted to say in a tranquil voice, but it personally just sounded like he was one second away from losing. his. shell.

“I sadly do not know what your referring to.” The blue cladded teen said coyly, picking on his hangnail more desperately now, “Care to enlighten me, Tello?” 

Donnie’s expression hardened ever so slightly at his younger brother’s absolute persistence on annoying him out of his right mind so he could eventually drop the subject…but the softshell turtle was not budging.

His twin would have to try way harder than that.

“I’d love to.” The light golden eyed mutant said in a fake sweet tone as he walked over to lean his shell on Leo’s closed door, crossing his arms in disaproval. The elder grabbed his brother’s sword, planting it right next to his foot so the blue banded turtle couldn’t reach for it. 

The red eared slider’s cocky grin turned to a small grimace (shake) as he soon came to terms with what his older brother was doing…

…He physically could not leave from this conversation…literally.

Leonardo crossed his arms, trying to mimick the other’s serious demeanor but was only met with an icy glare in return. 

“What you did during today’s mission was completley reckless and idiotic, Leonardo…and you know it.” The second oldest said, “I had that thug exactly where I wanted him but noooooo. Because you saw me trip you thought it would be a spectacular idea to throw yourself on top of me as that hooligan tried to hit me with his bat!!” Donatello seethed. 

“We’ve been over this multiple times, Leo! There was no reason for you to do that!” The light golden eyed teen yelled, his glare only hardening more as he saw the younger stuttering over his words to try to defend himself.

“I’m not done.” The taller teen growled, all of his calmness and collectiveness thrown completley out of the window.

The slider slightly flinched (which went un-noticed by the other) at his brother’s genuine angry tone, his left leg fidgeting and bouncing up and down like crazy. 

His tactic was really starting to not work in his favour at all…

“Just…stop putting yourself in the middle of danger like you’re just expecting the rest of us to just watch. We’re your family…and most importantly, we can defend ourselves just fine.” 

“Well ihisn’t that hypocritic!” Leonardo scoffed before creasing his eye ridges together in genuine confusion, mumbling to himself, “Hyp…uh…hypocrotic? Hyp…Hypocratic…?” 

“Hypocritical?” The older deadpanned.

“YES! THAT WORD!” Leo said, “When we were fighting Kraang Prime on the ship and he went to take a blow at Mikey…what did you do?”

Donatello scowled, his eyes not leaving his twin, “…I went in front of him and shielded him with my mystic tech.”

“Exactly.” The lime green eyed mutant scoffed, “And how is that any different from what I did, hm?”

“BECAUSE I HAD A PLAN!!!” Donatello shouted, “I planned to accordingly go in front of Mikey so my sheild could protect both him and me. Did it end up turning out perfect? Fuck no. Kraang Prime slashed right through it and me and Mikey went tumbling towards the ground…” The glasses wielding teen said through clenched teeth. 

The light golden eyed teen rubbed his face tiredly, his hands clenching and unclenching in frustration, “But I had a plan. You on the other hand, just zoomed recklessly on top of me and hoped for the best.”

“…I saved you, didn’t I…?” The younger twin mumbled out meekly, causing Donatello’s blood to absolutley boil. 

“That’s not the point!!!” The elder said as he clenched his hands at his sides again.

“Then what is?!” Leo said desperately, “Because from the looks of it, it just seems like you want to yell at me for just doing my job.” 

Leonardo pulled on his mask tails anxiously, trying to calm himself down but ultimately just making himself feel worse by doing the action, “I’ve been trying to be a better leader—“

“Leo—“

“—For you and Mikey and April and Raph and Casey and C.J. a-and Dad! But it seems like no matter what the hell I do there’s always something I’m doing WRONG!!!” The younger twin shouted, blinking back tears as he glared at the ground as if it took his Jupiter Jim comic.

Which…it did. The blue banded mutant wanted it back now, actually…

“I saved you! I-I didn’t even get hurt by doing it but somehow there’s an issue…” The lime green eyed teen murmured, both of his legs bouncing up and down as he tugged on his mask tails harder, “There always is…”

“Leonardo can you please just listen to me?” The older twin said in irritation. 

“But Don I’m—“

“No, Leo! Just listen! That’s all you need to do!” Donnie snapped as he cut his brother off, “I don’t want you leaping head first into harms way! At all! Especially if you don’t have a plan!” The softshell turtle exclaimed as he flapped his hands against the side of his thighs, but his eye contanct remaining on his little brother.

“Oho so now you don’t trust me well enough to know that I can handle myself in combat?” Leo said in a last desperate attempt to make his brother drop the conversation.

“I…” The young scientist’s eye twitched, his eyebrows creasing together as he had to physically restrain himself to not beat the ever living crap out of the other teen, “THIS IS NOT ABOUT TRUST, NARDO!” The light golden eyed mutant screamed desperately, his hands flapping faster as the red eared slider shrunk at his usage of tone, “This is about you not even thinking about what would happen to yourself when you do reckless nonsense like this.”

Leo glanced to the side, his eyes watering as he bit the inside of his cheek.

He just wanted to help and be the leader his brother’s deserved…

But he always found a way to fuck it up without even noticing, huh?

"You don't think about what could happen to you and I hate it!” The elder cried, “What would’ve happened if Raph didn’t come behind the guy and knocked him out cold at the last second, huh?! Would you have just stayed right on me as he continued to beat you with his bat?!”

Leonardo bit the inside of his cheek harder, his legs bouncing up and down more as his fingernails dug unforgivingly into his arms, “I-I’m sorry, Donnie—”

“Or would you have tried to fight him instead?! Mind you, you dropped your sword before coming to me so you’d have no weapon to defend yourself.” 

“You don't think about how much it scares me when you do dumb shit like that! I hate seeing you get hurt…I freaking loathe it.” Donnie rested the back of his head on Leo’s door, taking a couple deep breaths and hugging himself in an attempt to calm himself down.

Jeez…when the hell had he started yelling? His throat stung like a bitch now…

And when had he started shaking like a bobby head?!

The older twin’s expression softened, pinching the bridge of his snout once more, “I care about you…so fucking much, okay…?” The purple banded turtle said gently as he gradually started to simmer down and become more calm, “Your my twin…my little brother. And I hate to be repetitive but I-I just despise seeing you hurt…physically or emotionally…so please just…”

The young scientist’s eyes widened, peering down at his brother who did not seem to be following…at all. 

Leo’s eyes were wide as saucers as he hit his arm with his fist repeatedly whilst obviously trying to suck in whatever tears dared to try and escape. 

The taller turtle basically ran to his distressed twin, trying to stop him from harming himself any further but was only met with a low grunt.

Shit.

Shit. Shit. Fucking shit. 

Wonderful job, Donatello! You yelled at your brother so much he shut down!

Even though you knew he can’t fucking stand being yelled at and the whole point of you even being here was to explain what he did wrong collectively and calmly because that was the exact oppositeof what Raph does when he’s worried…

But no! You yelled at him anyway.

Wonderful job, Donatello…wonderful. job. 

The older twin sighed sadly, gently grabbing his brother’s wrists so he would stop hitting himself. The two brother’s shared eye contact once again, an unsure lime green meeting an understanding yet uncertain light golden.

“Nardo…” The softshell started, squeezing the other’s hands gently, “…Are you with me, bud…?”

Leo just nodded quietly, squeezing back. 

“God…Nardo I’m so sorry…” The older muttered, “I don’t…I don’t know why the hell I lost my cool like that. I-I’m sorry I yelled. I shouldn’t of yelled…I-I just…” Donatello sighed, squeezing his brother’s hands once again. “I’m not angry with you. I…I was just frustrated.”

“Well, no…let me rephrase: I am angry with you— livid even. You know damn well enough that when you do those kinds of things my heart literally jumps out of my shell. I need you to put into consideration that I would like to live to at least seventy-seven…”

The younger twin giggled wetly, fidgeting with his brother’s fingers as he spoke, “…Why seventy-seven?”

“Albert Einstein died when he was seventy-six…I can and will outlive him.” The light golden eyed teen said matter-of-factly, “But back to what I was initially saying…I know you meant well. You saw that I was in trouble…and you dropped literally everything in order to help me get out of said trouble. You don’t think of what happens to you…you just do it because you’ll know if you do we’ll be alright…”

“I-I just…I just wanted to protect you…I-I just wanted to help…” Leo tried to explain.

“I know. I know, Lee…” Donatello sighed, rubbing the slider’s knuckles gently with his thumb, “But you need to understand that with you trying to protect us that way, your putting us in the same situation your trying to keep us away from.” The elder explained lightly, smiling softly as him and his twin’s forehead’s touched. 

“You’re getting hurt— or at the very least almost getting hurt. We’re feeling the same anguish and guilt you would feel if any of us did that. I get that you want to be a good leader and shit…but you can lead well without doing that…okay?” 

Leo fiddled with the other’s fingers a bit more, his bouncing leg starting to calm a bit, “I’ll…try to be more careful when it comes to me protecting you guys like that. When I see you all in trouble…I just…react. I don’t really care about what happens to me as long as you guys end up okay. But…I’ll try to be more careful. And if I ever end up, like, being a bit too reckless…you can just tell me…deal?”

“Deal.” Donnie nodded, squeezing Leo’s hands one last time before letting go, wiping his twin’s eyes with his hoodie sleeve, “Now please stop crying or you’re going to make me start crying.” 

Leo snorted, examining the other’s now tearing up expression, “I think it’s a bit too late for that…” 

“GAH! FUHUCK!” Donnie cursed, wiping his own eyes as the slider laughed loudly at his exclamation.

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“Leo…don’t you think you’re getting a bit too big for this…?” Donatello grumbled as Leonardo was on his lap, getting all nice and comfy as he rested his chin on the older’s shoulder. “Noooope.” Leo drawed out, making a dramatic popping noise at the end of the 'p', “'Sides, this is what you get for making me emo earlier.”

“…I said I was sorry…I didn’t mean to shout at you like that. I was just concerned…” 

“I know that, you worrywart. I was just kidding.” The lime green eyed teen said lovingly, squishing his brother into a tighter embrace. The older let out a short shriek at the hug but of course didn’t mind the other being so clingy. 

If the young scientist really and truly did mind? Leo would’ve been pushed to the floor by now. 

The two twins shared a comfortable silence…well…a semi-comfortable silence.

The purple banded teen felt…off. His younger brother had this…look in his eyes; like he wanted to say something but was afraid of what Donnie would say or how Donnie would react.

Which was so damn dumb Donatello didn’t even know how to explain it.

“…There’s something else on your mind.” The taller turtle hummed, his suspicions only rising as the other glanced to the side. “Uhm…no there isn’t. See? This is why I call you a worrywart.” Leonardo said, tapping his fingers on his thigh nervously. 

Very convincing Leo…very convincing.

“Don’t even try lying to me, Leon. My older brother and twin senses are tingling. You can’t argue against that kind of logic.” The scientist said matter-of-factly. 

“What are you, Spiderman?” The younger snorted. 

“We shall never know.” The older shrugged, a small smile spreading to his face as he saw the other snort softly at his statement, “Now stop deflecting. Spill.” 

“…Can you…adjust my elbow braces…?” The red eared slider muttered.

“…Why can’t you do it?” The other questioned. Not in a malicious way; he was just genuinely curious. 

“I like it when you do it. You make it more firm, y'know?” The blue banded turtle whined dramatically, “Pleeeeeease?”

“Ugh, Jesus— fine. But drop the pout…you look ridiculous.” The taller mutant sighed, lightly grabbing his brother’s arm as he readjusted the braces. 

The purple banded turtle meticulously took off the other’s left arm brace, tracing his twin’s elbow to make sure it was healing correctly— which the slider couldn’t help but wriggle slightly to.

As the older twin put the brace back on, he looked at the other turtle in complete worry, “…Why are you squirming around so much?” Donatello asked in confusion. 

“…No reason.” Leonardo stated, but let out a tiny squeak as Donnie lightly pinched his forearm. 

“Yohou okay…?” The glasses wielding mutant giggled.   

“I-I’m fihine!” The smaller turtle insisted, covering his mouth as he let out a loud shriek in result to his brother now lightly scribbling his forearm. “EEEEE! P-Plehease moohoove yohour hahahand!!” The younger sputtered out, hiding his face in the crook of the scientist’s neck which the older turtle couldn’t help but let his heart melt to.

“Oh.” Donatello hummed, biting back an amused laugh, “Sorry. Sometimes I forget how ticklish you are…”

“Snrt I-Ihihi’m nahat ticklish. I juhust don’t wahant your hand thehere…” 

And isn’t that quaint. 

If Donnie had a penny for every time Leo said he 'wasn’t ticklish', the softshell would be richer than Elon Musk.

“…Right. So…you wouldn’t mind me doing this then?” The young genius mused as he scribbled one hand over his twin’s ribs. “EEEEHEH! Duhuhude noHOH!! F-Fuhuck yohou!” The younger twin managed through his small giggles, pushing on his brother’s plastron to try and escape while he still could.

The elder laughed fondly at his little brother’s futile actions, hugging him closer as he lightly tickled him, “Nahardo! My brohohother in Christ gehet back here or you’re gohoing to fahall off of the bed!

“N-NOHO!! LEHET ME GO!” The lime green eyed teen screeched loudly, kicking his legs and pushing even harder on the other’s plastron, his eye’s widening in panic as his older brother casually lifted him up and pinned his arms above his head, his plastron now facing up on the bed.

Eugh boy…

Donnie grinned, sitting on the other’s thighs as he wiggled his unoccupied fingers in the air near the slider’s side, “That’s better~!”

“WAHAIT WAHAHAIT snrt PLEHEASE DEEHEE!!” The red eared slider cried, kicking his legs from underneath the scientist.

If he was going to go down…he would at least go down fighting. 

“I haven’t even touched you yet, you goof…” The older twin chuckled. 

“B-BUHUT YOHOUR GOHOHONNA!” 

“'Gonna' what, exactly?”

“TihiHICKLE ME!!” 

“Tickle you? Well, why didn’t you just say so in the first place?” Donatello snickered, using his free hand to skitter his fingers along the crook’s of the younger’s neck. 

The blue banded turtle squealed, shaking his head back in forth whilst scrunching his shoulders, “GAHaha— snrt EEEEHEEHEH oho cohome snrt OHAHAN!!” 

“What’s wrong, Leo? I thought you said you weren’t ticklish~?” The older teased.

“Snrt STHDHAHAH! Shuhut UP! IHI’M naHAT!” The younger shouted, tugging and pulling his arms to try and get his hand’s free from the other’s grasp. Donnie just laughed softly at the action, wiggling his fingers above his little brother’s stomach. 

The lime green eyed teen’s eyes widened in panic, thrashing in the hold to try and loosen his brother’s grip but the purple banded turtle did not budge even a smidge. 

Leo’s laughs became more giddy and loud as he continued to squirm, small squeals and snorts escaping his beak as his twin brother’s hand went sloooooowly to his stomach. 

“N-NOHO NONONONO DAHA— snrt DOHON!!” The smaller turtle snorted, hiding his face in the side of his arm which Donnie couldn’t help but giggle to. 

The light golden eyed mutant rested his hand on the slider’s plastron, making the younger turtle’s laugh raise almost a thousand octaves. 

“DOHON’T snrt DOHON’T DOHOHON’T snrt YOU DARE!! YOHOUR SOHO MEEHEEHEEAN!!” Leonardo whined, hiding deeper into his arm and becoming a giggly flustered mess.

The older twin shook his head fondly at his little brother’s embarrassed state, taking the opportunity to tickle the younger’s stomach while he wasn’t looking. 

Leo let out a loud scream, descending into high-pitched cackles as even louder snorts followed, “HAHAHAHELP!! IHI’M SNRT BEEHEEING SLAHAHAUTERED!!” 

“I’m quite literally only using one hand, Nardo. Stop being dramatic.” The light golden eyed teen mused whilst watching his brother snort and squirm, “And here I thought I was the dancer of the family. Look at you! You’re making up a whole dance routine right now!” He said as he let go of Leo, crossing his arms in amusement. 

“S-Shuhuhut snrt up…” The younger twin wheezed out, hugging his middles as he playfully glared at his purple loving brother. 

Then, a lightbulb went on in the scientist’s brain, a smug smile spreading to his face, “Hm…you know, Lee—”

“Dohont call snrt me thahat!” Leo giggly interupted. 

“Uh-huh. Well, Lee…did you know that the underarms are one of the warmest places on the human body?” The scientist said. 

The lime green eyed mutant cocked his head to the side in confusion, “Soho?” 

“Soooo my hands are cold. Very cold, in fact. I’d be forever in your debt if you could—”

“NO! NONOHO WAHAY IN HEHELL! G-GOHO AWAHAHAY!” Leo squealed, reaching for his brother’s wrists as the elder tried to tickle his neck once again.

Sigh…Leonardo made this too damn easy sometimes.

The glasses wielding teen wasn’t just going to miss this oh-so-definetly-not-planned opportunity! The softshell scribbled his fingers along the slider’s underarms, making the younger let out a loud squawk as he shot his arms down. 

“NAHAH AHAHAHA— snrt GEHET THEHE HEHELL OHAHA— snrt OHOHOUT!!” Leonardo cried while banging his heels on the bed. 

“What~?” Donnie hummed inocently. 

“GEHEHET AHA— snrt GEHET. OHOUT. OHOF THEHEHERE!”

“Awe…why~?”

“BEEHEECAUSE IHIT’S SOHO BAHAHAD!!!” 

“And?” Donnie chuckled, “That sounds like a you problem, little brother.” 

“AHHHAHA— snrt GAHAHAD FUHUCK YOHOU!!!”

“Pardon…what was that?” Donnie questioned as he pinched where Leo’s hip met his thigh. “N-NONO— snrt NAHAHAH!! I CAN’T— snrt PLEHEHEASE I’M snrt SORRY!! I-IHI TAHAHAKE IHIT BAHAHCK!!” 

“Nah…I think I’ll just stay riiiiight here for a bit…” The taller turtle smiled, using both of his hands now to tickle Leo into a laughing and snorting blob.

The younger weakly hit his big brother’s arms, throwing his head back as he squeezed his eyes completely shut. 

“…And you know what, Lee~?” 

“WHAHAHAT NOW?!” 

“I’m feeling…kind of famished.” The elder mused, his smile almost looking like the signature Joker’s as he saw his younger brother’s face pale. 

Leonardo scrambled to sit up, fighting with his brother’s arms as he giggly protested, “PLAHA— snrt PLAHAHEASE! PLEHEASE snrt D-DOHON’T!!” 

Donnie pinched his brother’s thighs unforgivingly, “You should have thought about that before yapping such ill nonsense about yourself.”

“WHAHA— snrt WHAHAHA— snrt WHAHAT DIHID snrt IHIHI snrt EVEN SAHAHAY?!” The lime green eyed turtle cackled, flapping his hands on the mattress. 

It took literally everything in the older twin not to coo his baby brother’s adorable actions; instead, he lightly moved Leo’s hands away, smiling evily as he lowered his head to the other’s plastron, “You don’t even know. Guess you really want this, huh~?” 

The blue banded teen kicked his knees into his brother’s shoulders and shell, throwing his head back in complete hysterics whilst waiting for him complete and utter demise. 

The softshell wasted no time blowing raspberries after raspberries in the middle of his younger’s stomach, making sure to move the other’s hands away any time he tried to push at the young genius’ head. 

Donnie didn’t feel like getting brain damage after all.

Plus, he had his signature glasses ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇʟʟᴏ ᴛᴍ on! And those were trademarked…as you can wonderfully see. 

“God…can you get more ticklish?” Donatello giggled, squeezing and squishing the red eared slider’s knees with one hand and scribbling his sides with the other whilst contuinung to raspberry Leo’s stomach. 

“DEEHEE DEEHEEHEE SNRT PLEHEHEASE!!! IHI SNRT DAHAHAH— SNRT DAHA— SNRT DAHUNNO!!” The smaller turtle screamed, happy stimming with his arms on the taller twin’s shoulder.

Donnie couldn’t help but chuckle, deciding to show his twin a tad bit of mercy as he nibbled his stomach lightly. 

The slider let out bloody murder from his beak, happy tears threatening to fall from his eyes as his bubbly cackles and snorts bounced off the walls of his room.

“Jeez…I think Peppa Pig has some competition, huh~?” The light golden eyed mutant snickered.

“PLEHEHEASE!! TEHEHELLO SNRT IHI’M GOH— SNRT GOHOHA— AHAHA SNRT MYHYHY SNRTGAHAHAHAD!!!” The smaller teen pleaded.

“Do you promise to stop putting yourself in between danger and your family?” The older hummed. 

“YEHEHES!!” The younger cried loudly.

“Do you promise to go easier on yourself?” 

“YAHA— SNRT YAHA— SNRT YEHEHES!!!”

“Do you promise to accept your doing an amazing job as leader and we all love you—”

“MY SNRT FUHUHUCKING SNRT GAHAHAD!!! IHIHI SNRT GEHET IT!!” Leonardo shouted, his blush now completley blending into the red stripes on his face. 

The softshell turtle got off of the other, sitting next to his little brother as his little brother in question hugged his middles and giggled tiredly. 

“Y-Yohou could ohof juhuhust sahaid ahall of thahat wihihithout tickling meeheee…” The younger grumbled despite the evident smile on his face.

“And where’s the fun in that?” Donnie smiled back, his expression softening as Leo got up and leaned against him softly. The older wraped an arm around the younger’s shoulder, pulling him closer into a warm, protective gesture. 

“Ahand would yohohou look ahat that! Ihi got yohour emo bahad boy ahahass to smile todahay. Your eheeven hugging me~!” The blue banded leader spoke softly, his voice filled with affection as he poked his twin’s forehead cheekily. 

“You tell anyone that and I will not hesitate to deny that extremely untrue statement.” The scientist huffed, rolling his eyes fondly as his smile spread.

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙵𝙸𝙽˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙ 

(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)

[starangela]

this podcast episode was so good it felt so wholesome listening to them talk, and I have no idea what to clip cos it was all good. Amangela forever

[deadrlngers]

just a little upgrade of my fave apartment i keep changing every few months

[paleparearchive]

Rembrandt

Room conversations

(Room voicelines, Secret monologues, Room conversations)

Room voicelines

Rembrandt: They said they painted the walls of this room blue togetheeer~ (Van Gogh & Gauguin's room)

Rembrandt: There's a picture of a muscular maan. Typical of Michelangelo-kun. (Michelangelo's room)

Rembrandt: There are so many mysterious things. I'll ask him about them next tiime~ (Da Vinci's room)

Rembrandt: There's a model of the museum! Where are we now? (Raffaello's room)

Rembrandt: There are soooo many sheep. Is it for Jan-kun? (Hubert & Jan's room)

Rembrandt: Manet's room is full of things that seem to have a story to teeell~ Which one should I check? (Manet's room)

Rembrandt: The star and moon decorations are beautiful. It looks like they have stories to teeell~ (Mucha's room)

Rembrandt: Woow, there's a big picture of a back. He must reaaaally like it~ (Ingres's room)

Rembrandt: It's kinda coool. Is this what rock is all about? (Delacroix's room)

Rembrandt: Courbet-kun's books… right, he said he doesn't read storieees~ (Courbet & Millet's room)

Rembrandt: I wish I could be here when all of them areee. I'm sure they'll have some fun stories to tell. (Monet, Renoir, Sisley & Bazille's room)

Rembrandt: There are toys next to Munch-kun's desk. Does he play with these with his friends? (Giotto, Watteau, Munch & El Greco's room)

Rembrandt: Ah, this is my room. That desk with the accessories is minee~ (Rembrandt, Van Dyck, Rubens & Velazquez's room)

Rembrandt: WOAAAH!? … Ouch, I fell. Looks like I stepped on something… (Hokusai, Hiroshige & Kuroda's room)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Secret monologues

Rembrandt: You shouldn't get too involved with me. I'm sure… I'll make you unhappy too. (Secret monologue 1)

Rembrandt: Again. Once again... it's my fault. (Secret monologue 2)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Room conversations

Van Gogh: You almost drowned in the bathtub… but I thought you couldn't swim?

Rembrandt: That's riight. I get stuck when I'm in the wateeer.

Courbet: Why are you covered in mud... What happened this time?

Rembrandt: Hahahaa, the ground was muddy and I fell!

Da Vinci: I cannot really enjoy the cookies you made, Rembrandt-san…

Rembrandt: Maaybe it would've been better if I hadn't helped out.

Renoir: The last pick-up was amazing. I never thought it would come to that.

Rembrandt: Suddenly the glass was overturned and we were soaking weeet!

Michelangelo: Huh, an interview? That sorta thing... I'll pass on that.

Rembrandt: Huuuh, but I would've loved to hear your story with Da Vinci-kun.

Hokusai: Oh, ya interested in this accessory? Where was the store I bought it from…

Rembrandt: If you've forgotten, that's okaaaay. Let me know if you remembeeer.

Gauguin: You want to hear about me and Van Gogh? When I think about it... my stomach…

Rembrandt: Gauguin-kun, are you okaay? Let's stop talking about thiiiis!

Monet: Ya wanna hear how I met Manet-san? I'll tell ya all 'bout it!

Rembrandt: Woow, thanks! I would really, really love to hear about it!

Raffaello: You liked bread, am I right? I bought some, so I can share it with you.

Rembrandt: Raffaello-san, thank youuu! I love it, I'm soooo happy~

Munch: You want to hear Niko-chan's story? I wanna hear it too!

Rembrandt: Hahaha, that would be veeeru helpful! Well then, I look forward to you translating for meee.

Giotto: W-What the heck's with these sweets!? Hubert made them, didn't he…?

Rembrandt: I helped him out, but I got the salt and sugar mixed uuuup.

Sisley: If you want, would you like to go shopping together again sometime?

Rembrandt: You're good at finding bargains, so I'd love to!

Bazille: Courbet told me. Please go take a bath before the treatment.

Rembrandt: Okaaaay! Then I'll come to your room when I get ouuut.

Kuroda: If you want to interview me, you should ask me that after you have painted your best picture.

Rembrandt: My best picture… Well then, I'll do my best to paint iiit!

Ingres: Based on past experience, there's a 99% chance that you will fall within an hour.

Rembrandt: Hahaha... That's a very scary calculation. I'll try not to fall– woaaah!

Delacroix: Drownin' in the bathtub's a problem. How 'bout takin' a shower?

Rembrandt: Aahh, that's a greaaat idea! I'll try that next timeee.

Watteau: That last pick-up was a disaster! But we're not gonna give up, let's do it again!

Rembrandt: Yeah, yeah! It was tough, but it was fun, so I'd love to do it agaain.

Velazquez: I don't think listening to other people's stories is that interesting.

Rembrandt: You think soo? It's fun to hear what stories they have to teeell!

Velazquez: I see. But I see you've never told anyone your own story.

Rembrandt: Riiight… It's because my story isn't very interestiiing…

Rembrandt: Which accessories should I wear todaay?

Velazquez: How about these ones? I think they would be an intellectual and compatible match.

Rembrandt: Rubens-san told me that combination is baaaad.

Velazquez: I see... Fashion is really hard…

Van Dyck: Hey, can I borrow this accessory, just for today?

Rembrandt: Yeah, it's fine, it's fineee! But what happened, all of a sudden?

Van Dyck: I'm having dinner with Teacher tomorrow, but I can't find anything that matches my outfit.

Rembrandt: So thaat's how it is! I'd like to hear about it next timeee.

Rembrandt: Aaah... my clothes are all soaking wet…

Van Dyck: Woah… Did you fall into a pond this time? Or did it suddenly rain?

Rembrandt: Noo, a bucket fell from aboveee…

Van Dyck: Seriously, you're too unlucky…

Rubens: I think these clothes would fit you, don't you think, Rembrandt-chan?

Rembrandt: You're asking me if those are the kind of clothes I likeee? Also, what happened all of a suddeeen?

Rubens: I recently found these in a store and couldn't resist buying them♪

Rembrandt: Thanks, Rubens-san. I'd like to go to that shop toooo.

Rembrandt: Huuuuh? Where did I put the accessory I bought earlieer?

Rubens: Ara, they're gone, aren't they? You can use mine if you want.

Rembrandt: Thaanks! It's a very sparkly and cute accessory.

Rubens: Heh, that's the most gorgeous and cutest I own♪

El Greco: You want to hear about my island…? It's beyond the horizon, but that should be fine.

Rembrandt: Uuhm, maybe I should bring Munch-kun along too.

Jan: Rembrandt-nii, you don't know how to cooook?

Rembrandt: It seems so. I think I realized when I made a mistake!

Hubert: Uhm… you want to help me, Rembrandt-san…?

Rembrandt: You always cook for us, I wanna help out too sometimeees!

Millet: An old story of mine with Delacroix? I don't know if it'll interesting, but do you want to hear it?

Rembrandt: Yup, yuuup. It'll be very interesting to meee!

Manet: I'm warning you, do not come into the atelier while I'm working.

Rembrandt: Don't worryyy! Courbet-kun told me not to get too cloose.

Mucha: If only we could do something with your power to make business…

Rembrandt: Hmm… It sounds like it can only be used for bad thiiings.

Hiroshige: You fell spectacularly this time too. How about hiring a shadow warrior?

Rembrandt: Riiight… If it's a shadow warrior like Morita-san, I might want him to stay by my sideeee.

[ratatatastic]

Who is the best and who is the worst to sit next to on the plane?

no one could agree who unanimously is the best insisting their seatmate, previous or otherwise, was (ekky→benny, benny→reino, sasha⇆bobby, swaggy→forsy, luosty→mikksy)

but the worst? with a whopping two votes against him (benny, swaggy) is ekky because hes loud and forces guys into joining the poker table 😭😭😭

special mention forsy and mikksy copping out of the question like theyre carebear incarnates and going everyone is the best :)

Primetime Panthers | 10.30.24 (x)

[val-zilla]

wow i hope valery makes more normal fanart-- WRONG beatles saw trap au 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲

[proffbon]

Okay I don't get what the game is trying to tell me here.

Harding says she felt this all-consuming wrath of the Titans, her wrath that was so intense it scared her, and so I help her to embrace it as righteous anger.

But then all our dialogues about Solas, you know, one of the sources of the Titans' suffering and anger, are like this.

Like, girl, who were you angry at on behalf of the Titans?

Like it's not a situation where you kinda lament the fate but know that nothing could've been done. This one has very clear perpetrators.

[gardentool]

Gojo: Do you fuck?

Geto: Yeah, I fuck. Do you?

Gojo: Yeah, I fuck hard.

Shoko: I fucking wish I didn’t have ears.