#rocket raccoon x male!reader

[skylarinfinity]

rocket: [look at cat m/n with confused] what are you?

cat m/n: [shrugged] i name myself m/n but those nerd [point at avengers] call me cat.

rocket: [look m/n up and down] you does look like cat.

cat m/n: [raised an eyebrow] and you look like a raccoon-

rocket: [jabbing cat m/n shoulder using his gun] i am not a raccoon! or rabbit!

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[fullsaw]

Oh, cool, an x Reader fic of my favourite character, I can't wait to-

(It's OOC and Female!Reader when I heavily headcanon the character in question as queer)

Oh, okay. Goodnight.

[lwitch7]

Self-indulgent Rocket x Male reader OC naughtiness. Enjoy

[mackjlee9]

Adam Warlock x Male!Reader [Fluff]

Warning; I don't know anything about gotg's story at all, I'm just going off from the third movie, so probably ooc!adam and/or canon divergence.

Masterlist.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3

(M/n) took a sip of water from his cup, his (e/c) eyes looking around briefly every few seconds, but always finding their way back to him.

He observed him wrapped in the blanket, silently looking around Knowhere just like he had been doing, but he was paying attention to the small details around him, unlike (M/n) who simply couldn't stop staring. He didn't know why, but something about the golden boy was... Magnetic. Mesmerizing even.

Probably because he was a Sovereign, which made them perfect, so it made sense that he found himself staring shamelessly at him, at least, he was hiding in the shadows of the still-standing structure so no one could see him properly, or he hoped so.

He watched how Kraglin approached the golden boy, and he leaned closer to hear the possible conversation they were gonna have. He poured water into the cup from the bottle in his hands before handing it to him, who gently grabbed it.

"What's your name?" His gold eyes looked up at Kraglin, who stood in front of him, waiting for his answer.

"Adam," (M/n) sighed and blinked a few times, saying his name over and over again in his mind, as if he was afraid he'll forget. For a moment, he thought nothing of their interaction, but then he made eye contact with Kraglin, who winked at him... And knew he got found out.

He turned around on the column he was leaning his side on, and pressed his back to it, sliding down until he was sitting on the dirty floor. Sometimes he hated how easily Kraglin could read him, despite his grumpy expression 24/7, Kraglin was just very perceptive when it came to him and his true feelings and intentions.

After a few seconds of him covering his face in embarrassment, he leaned over the side of the column, looking at him as he drank some water.

"Adam..." The blond perked up and (M/n) hid just in time before Adam could see him. He frowned and shrugged before drinking the remaining water in his cup.

Soon enough, music started filling the quiet murmurs in Knowhere, and he watched how Rocket and Groot started dancing, followed by everyone around them. (M/n) watched everyone loosening up and having fun dancing to the music, but yet again, his eyes found their way to stare at Adam, who was also watching the scene with a smile on his face.

When a deep sigh left past his lips at the soft sight, (M/n) knew he was in for a ride.

//////

For a while, Adam has seen (M/n) around while everyone helped rebuild Knowhere from its destruction, and there was something about him that caught Adam's eye.

Whether it was the permanent frown on his face or the gentleness of his voice when he talked to anyone, he didn't know, but he felt drawn to him, and he had to at least know his name.

Which he learned, thanks to Rocket.

He had tried to bring up the topic rather casually, but the raccoon could see through him like a window pane, and there was no way he could hide his curiosity, so he openly admitted that he was... Intrigued by him.

"Well, all you need to know about (M/n) is that... He's not as grumpy as he looks like," Adam's gold eyes trailed to look at the guy whose name he learned. (M/n) was finishing up with replacing the broken glass of a window, and just like that, they made eye contact through the reflection, and if it wasn't for Cosmo's powers, that glass would've also ended up in pieces on the ground.

Groot, who had witnessed the scene, mumbled to himself, "I am Groot...?" And Nebula turned to look at him, frowning for a moment before staring in the direction Groot was looking.

"Wait... (M/n)? Interested in Adam? I don't-" Nebula had to stop herself when she saw how (M/n) kept stealing glances at Adam, and she almost couldn't believe that him, the guy that was like a brother to her... Was interested in Adam. "Well, we have to do something about that, don't you think so, Groot?" Looking confused at her, Groot's eyes followed Nebula as she made her way to (M/n).

"I am Groot?"

//////

Maybe he wasn't showing it, but he was freaking out internally.

Nebula just asked him if, while Knowhere is being rebuilt, Adam could stay at his apartment with him, since he has been sleeping in the ship for the past week. And there's no way he could deny that, even if that meant stumbling over his words and own two feet at the sight of the golden boy so close to him at all times.

Of course, Adam heard the news from Rocket, who had come and fetched him from the ship, only saying what was necessary for him to understand what was happening.

He was still half asleep, so he only heard 'share an apartment with him' and no more, he rubbed his eyes, and followed the raccoon to the tallest apartment complex in Knowhere, and there, at the entrance of the building, was (M/n), who looked at him and smile.

"Welcome to your new home, Adam."

[vrisrezis]

I would like a request from rocket raccoon x human male reader, where rocket is in love with the reader, on one occasion mantis using his powers reveals rocket's feelings, he becomes defensive, the reader asks to speak with him alone and accepts the feelings of rocket.

That day they sleep together and embrace.

Feel like I’ve done smth like this but cannot find it oh well

Rocket loved you, deeply. It was something he had to deal with, unfortunately. At first, he hated it. And while he still does, at this point in his life he has grown to accept it as his reality. He figured he didn’t have to do anything about it though. He’s not running away, groot. He has confronted his feelings. He acknowledges that they exist. No, he’s not going to do anything about it. Why? Because you two couldn’t be anymore different and there’s no way you’d ever return the feelings. There is absolutely no reason for him to jeopardize your relationship just for some petty feelings that he can always get over.

To him, his reasoning makes perfect sense. To groot, it seems like he’s not being logical. He’s simply afraid of the possibility rejection and the possibility of losing you. To rocket though, it’s not a possibility. It is his reality. There is no other way around it. He’s not telling you and that’s final.

Groot sulks for a bit, but for the first time rocket doesn’t crave. He’s far too terrified of even considering telling you. But groot works in mysterious ways, whether it’s for better or for worse. And honestly, in rockets eyes it was for worse.

He had told mantis a little something about rockets feelings, or at the very least the standstill of your relationship, and what she should do about it. “Why don’t I just .. use my powers and expose rockets feelings right in front of y/n? That should solve it, correct?”

And so, that was the plan. Flawless, as far as groot and mantis are concerned.

———

Today was strange, you could feel it in the air. Something wasn’t right. And being a guardian of the entire galaxy, that was a scary feeling to have. You’re constantly on guard. Now of course, drax and quill laughed this off. And it wasn’t weird for rocket and gamora to pay no mind to your antics, as you were naturally paranoid, in fact it wasn’t even weird for mantis to pay no mind but… groot? Groot was the one to always take any of your concerns seriously, baby or not. In fact, mantis even took note of this fact and specifically pointed it out. You didn’t even take into account how weird it would be for her to notice that, since she thought nothing of your paranoia but you weren’t really thinking about that.

You went to look for groot, to see what he was up to. You assume, there has to be something up with him. With that assumption that something was wrong with groot you went in the common area. You find rocket, mantis, and groot. You raise a brow at the fact nobody else is around. “Everyone else went to check out the new planet we’re staying at for the mission.” she says, before you could even question anything. “Didn’t we already do that?” you ask, and mantis simply shrugs you off. The feeling something strange was going to happen gets even stronger, so strong you know rocket can feel it too.

“Yknow y/n normally I think you’re just a paranoid freak but I think your crazy ass is actually right this time! I am getting a weird feeling of dread.” he says, brushing off his clothes, almost as if he’s trying to brush feelings off his clothing.

“Gee thanks you little asshole.” you say sarcastically, and before rocket can reply, mantis is touching him. A rare, and sudden action coming from mantis onto rocket of all people. “Hey! The hell are you doing?!” he yells, but groot is quick to use his .. roots .. to hold rocket in place so he can’t fight back. “Groot.. what are you doing?”

you don’t speak, trying to figure out what’s going on with your friends. You see mantis’s powers activate, and upon rockets own realization, he panics. “Oh no.. mantis Cmon!”

you don’t think you’ve ever seen mantis so happy.

“You feel… love.” she simply says, before looking to you. “For him. As simple as that. You love him more than anything in this world. But you’re scared. So scared of him knowing, because it means you may lose him forever.”

“Woah..” is all you can manage to say, before rocket finally gets out of groots grasp. He’s on all fours, “I cannot believe you guys right now.”

There’s nothing you can say, because he’s already running away.

He runs as far as his legs, and arms, can take him. He doesn’t want to face this reality. He never wants to face the music and realize that he’ll lose the one person that made him feel whole again.

———

You haven’t talked to him in days. It’s been rather awkward for everyone else, but rocket absolutely refuses to talk about you and in fact pretends you don’t even exist.

You ended up catching him in the middle of the night. It was his and quills job to switch days throughout the week to make sure the Milano was going in the correct direction they were headed. You guys long left that planet, for that mission you already went on, behind.

“Rocket.”

His once drooped down ears shoot up at the sound of your voice, and you can see the fur is suddenly all staticky.

He then sighs in defeat, ears dropping back down. He puts his head down while he’s at it, “I can’t escape this… can I?”

“No, you can’t.” you say, and he flinches. You grab his seat, and turn it around so he’s facing you. You kneel, so your facing him properly. “Rocket.” you repeat his name, and he slowly opens his eyes.

“I love you too.”

[aliasrocket]

Re: your Rocket x fox/fox hybrid reader post

I've never written that specifically, so I can't speak for anyone who has, but as someone in the process of writing a fic where Rocket is paired up with an alien that has a mixture of animal characteristics, I personally gave the character those to make them a little more exciting and alien. I still love reading about people's gotg stories and characters/readers portrayed as human or human adjacent, no hate to them, but my personal thought process was, there's a whole galaxy to explore, why not give the character readers are inserting themselves into some inhuman ability or characteristic while keeping their personality as something you could still find in an everyday person.

I mean, as much as I love our collective angsty babygirl, Rocket, a talking cybernetically enhanced raccoon is pretty fantastical. And myself as a Rocket angst enjoyer and having read and loved your therapy fic, I agree that lots of people are probably drawn to the relatability of his mental issues. So, in my opinion, it seems fun to play with a reader character in a similar vein of fantastical yet relatable.

Thanks for sending this ask in and to everyone who responded to that small post asking about the whole fox reader ideal. I got new perspectives that genuinely helped me understand why people enjoy it.

Actually this is something I’ve kinda wanted to talk about fro a while but never really had the means to. And hey, this blog has expressed a wide range of opinions regarding Rocket, so why not?

DISCLAIMER : I will still remind everyone that this is me just sharing MY opinion because I love talking to you guys and sharing our different perspectives. This is not a means to change people’s minds but more so to give a (probably) new perspective to this topic.

I have thought about that for a long time, how complicated reader inserts actually are. They seem like a very simple concept at first but when you’re in fanfic and you have to write a reader insert with a fixed story with a canon character, there important things to consider.

I’m creating headings as I go because I realized my points get rather elaborate and I want you guys to be able to read this post easier.

One. It’s not actually the reader.

The reason they’re called the reader is because you, you reading this, are reading the fic. Nevermind that there are others reading it too. It was made for you, because you came here to imagine being with this character you adore.

And it as much as it may suck, especially for Rocket enjoyers, we aren’t any other species but human. We don’t have wings, we aren’t born with powers or enhanced strength.

But that’s exactly what I love about reader inserts. Even if you are vastly different from the world you’re inserting yourself to, you find a way to insert yourself without having to change what you are. You don’t have to change yourself to be loved by your favorite cast of characters. That, in my opinion, is what fanfic is for.

(But character x nb/trans/male/female/queer/genderqueer/readers or anything of the sort are NOT included in this topic because some of us are actually one of the above, where as none of us are alien/foxes/animals. Probably.)

So, I can’t imagine myself making fox reader fics or even making reader insert fics where the reader is from some other planet because that is no longer me. (I understand that even if the reader is human it technically still isn’t me but we’ll get to that in point two.)

I believe my mindset on this is also influenced by the fact that I want to be a published author later on in my life and I think that if you want to explore other galaxies and other powers and abilities that other lifeforms can have, you can more comfortably do it by making an original character altogether.

my personal alternative : original characters.

Yes, there is stigma around it, but a lot of people have pulled this off well and surprisingly enough, I’m not gonna lie, a lot of the OCs people ship with Rocket are fairly well written. Even the designs are so well put together and blend it perfectly with the gotg universe!

Speaking from experience, it is much easier expanding on those explorations on a character you make rather than an insert because you can make the character your own. Self inserts have to be more general to be able to relate other readers. Yes, you are your own audience. But most of us publish fanfic. To some degree, we do cater to other people as well.

Two. Even then, it is distant.

Even when the reader is human, no amount of generalizing is going to take away the fact that this person probably isn’t like you, even when they are meant to be you.

What I mean by this is that majority of the time, the way the reader acts or thinks or speaks in the fic is probably not the way you would specifically. Some readers in fics are shy, but you could be someone who openly flirts with people you’re interested in. Some readers are sarcastic and blunt but you might prefer to spare people the trouble. You get my point.

This related back to point one in the sense that, writing a reader insert is already in itself distant enough and I think making them a different species is just going to make the reader in the fic even more distant from the actual person reading your fic. The same goes for giving the reader specific abilities or talents and what not.

Conclusion.

In any case, as mentioned previously I still see the appeal in writing readers in a fantastical way because that is also what fiction is for—exploration of the things we cannot normally explore in real life.

And anyway just because I think this way doesn’t mean I don’t read reader inserts like the ones you mentioned because there are a lot of those going around both on ao3 and on tumblr. It’s just a personal preference that I stick to when I write.

[caesarhamato22]

Hello, I would like to ask you if you make requests for Rocket Raccoon x Malé reader?

Hello!!

Unfortunately, I only write AFAB and she/her pronouns, but I have passed a few Rocket x Male!Reader oneshots on Tumblr.

If anyone else is reading this and y'all write Rocket x Male!Readers, please reblog/reply so anon can find you!

I hope you find what you're looking for, anon :)

[am-i-interrupting]

Hello, do you have any fics of rocket raccoon x male reader or any request of this style?

I have a couple requests but as always feel free to send more! If it takes me a while to get to a fic, I’m not ignoring you, promise. Just waiting for a moment where inspiration for that particular idea strikes so I can do it justice.

[thealtoduck]

Being the Nova and being frienemies with Peter Parker…

Peter Parker x Male!Nova Reader

Warnings: superhero violence, daddy issues, mention of bullying…

Summary: Y/n has a helmet from space and Spider-Man finds him annoying…

(A/n: I’m lazy so you have the same origin as the actuall Nova)

——

Okay so to keep the origin story short as possible, you dad is a fucking liar!

Or well so you thought. Growing up he told you stories about being part of the Nova Corp an intergalactic space military. But growing up you realised it was just a bunch of crap and your dad is actually a high school janitor and as an added bonus had a drinking problem.

But were you bitter about it?….. Yes, yes you were, mostly cause he was the janitor at the school you went to and you got teased by some of the other kids for it.

So after having to drag your drunk father on to a couch in the garage one to many times to sober up, you had finally had enough and stormed in to the garage to yell at him but he was gone leaving a huge hole in the wall. So you grab your skateboard to go look for him. But while doing so you fall and hit your head ending up in the hospital.

One night in the hospital you get visited by a raccoon with anger problems and a cool green lady with a sword, who gave you a helmet they said belonged to your father who had from what they told you died in battle.

By putting on the helmet you gained a suit and cool powers, the green lady named Gamora and Rocket gave you a quick lesson in how to work your powers before they left on their space ship again, leaving behind a young superhero.

You went on to start helping out all over the place under the name Nova. Which is when you’d first cross paths with Spider-Man. While Spider-Man was chasing a getaway car of criminals who had robbed a bank.

Spider-Man had been hot on their trail when suddenly a blue blur quickly passed him like a rocket. He saw someone with a helmet that in his opinion looked like a bucket fly in front of the car.

You took the car by the front and pressed against it using as much force as possible to bring it to a complete stop.

”Hey, that was my save” Spider-Man complained as you had left the criminals to the police cars that now surrounded them. ”Actually do the save next time then” you said sassily and flew away. This would become a thing between the two of you to compete about who was the better hero.

You even gave each-other nicknames, you call him web-head and he calls you bucket-head.

Shortly after one day when you arrived home from school you were shocked to see THE Tony Stark having coffee with your mom and younger sister. He turned to you when you walked in and said ”Oh look, the boy of the hour has arrived”. ”What the fuck?” you whispered to yourself.

He then went on to explain that has his eye on you so that maybe one day you can join the Avengers or what’s left of it at least. He told you to just keep doing what you’re doing and unless he says otherwise. To which you just said ”Yes, sir” and continued with your business.

When you returned to school people were excitedly talking about both Spider-Man and Nova, and were picking sides of who they thought were the coolest.

You went up to your friend Mj and the two of you went about your day. During lunch you met up with you sort of friends Peter and Ned and the four of you sat and talked about the new heroes of the city.

You and Peter ended up arguing about who was better between Spider-Man and Nova. With you representing team Nova and him team Spidey.

(A/n: I kinda wanna make this a little miniseries)

[scholastic-dragon]

Flufftober Masterlist

Meet the Boys (My Ocs)

Day 1: Wearing each other's clothes. [Male!panther x Fem!reader]

Day 2: "you've told your parents?" [Male!werewolf x Fem!reader]

Day 3: Thick as Thieves [Bay!Raphael x Gn!reader]

Day 4: Supporting Strange Hobbies [Bay!Leonardo x Gn!reader]

Day 5: “oh no, youre a morning person” [croc!man x Fem!reader]

Day 6: candles, lanterns, fairy lights [Male!werewolf x Fem!reader]

Day 7: movie marathon [Bay!Donatello x Fem!reader)

Day 8: shooting stars [Rocket Raccoon x Gn!reader]

Day 9: falling asleep together [Bay!Mikey x Fem!reader]

Day 10: love language [Abe Sapien x Gn!reader]

Day 11: poetry, art, music, craft [Male!Panther x Gn!reader]

Day 12: "You kept this?" [Hellboy x Gn!reader]

Day 13: Secret Family Recipe [Rise!Mikey x Gn!reader]

Day 14: 20 Questions [Male!werewolf x Fem!reader]

Day 15: Accidents don't just happen accidentally [Rocket Raccoon x Gn!reader]

Day 16: "I hate you" "I love you too" [Rise!Raph x Gn!reader]

Day 17: Up Against the Wall Kiss [Bay!Leonardo x Gn!reader]

Day 18: Soulmate AU [Circus!Tiger x Gn!reader]

[sharkdream3421]

My Masterlist

DC

King Shark X Reader - Shy Alike

King Shark X Reader - He ruined your friendship

King Shark Relationship headcanons (Harley Quinn Version)

Between Us - King Shark (Harley Quinn) X Reader

When it bleeds it pours - King Shark (Harley Quinn) X Reader

Ch'p X Reader - Living two lives

I want your heart - King Shark X Tanya Lamden

Splatoon

Life of an Inkling - Week 1

Life of an Inkling - Week 2

Life of an Inkling - Week 3

Life of an Inkling - Week 4

Life of an Inkling - Week 5

Life of an Inkling - Week 6

Life of an Inkling - Week 7

Life of an Inkling - Week 8

Life of an Inkling - Week 9

Life of an Inkling - Week 10

Life of an Inkling - Week 11

Life of an Inkling - Week 12

Life of an Inkling - Week 13

My Hero Academia

Gang Orca X Reader - Context

Nightmare on Hell Street - Gang Orca X Reader

I need a hero! - Gang Orca X Female Wereshark Reader

No Way Home - Gang Orca X Reader

Gang Orca (Baseball Headcanons)

Reminiscence - Mini Gang Orca fanfic

It’s their birthday headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca)

You are attacked by a villain headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca)

Your scared of them headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca)

Relationship, and Proposal headcanons (Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Izuku Midoriya)

Casual Life and Relationship Headcanons (Gang Orca, Hound Dog)

You make them do references (Gang Orca, Fumikage Tokoyami, Izuku Midoriya)

Waking up in the Morning (Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Hound Dog)

Male Orca Reader Series!

Foundation Arc

Izuku Midoriya X Male Orca Reader - Ignored Inheritance

Toru Hagakure X Male Orca Reader - Mind over Manners (Part 1)

Toru Hagakure X Male Orca Reader - Mind over Manners (Part 2)

Izuku Midoriya X Male Orca Reader - Hidden Truths

Izuku Midoriya X Gang Orca X Male Orca Reader - Father VS Son

Keep your Promise - Gang Orca X Male Orca Reader (Last Part)

The Killer Arc

Chapter 1 Recalling the Past - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 2 A New Calling - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 3 Outsiders - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 4 A Bird’s 👁 view - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 5 Abandoned - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 6 (No plans for development as of right now)

Werewolves

Werewolf X Reader - Beauty and the Werewolf

Werewolf X OC - Because it's you

TMNT

TMNT Dogpound X Reader - Missed You

Mass Effect

Geth Prime X Reader - Wishes can never be fulfilled

Turian Snuggles - Male Turian X Human Female Reader

Different - Turian Ryder X Sara Ryder

Garrus Vakarian X Reader - Deadly Love Triangle

Dragon Age

The Next Step - Male Qunari OC X Human Female Reader

Original Universe Ideas

Anthro Shark X Reader - The Shark Guardian (Full Version)

The Encounter

Legend of Zelda

Prince Sidon X Reader - Blushing Mess

TOTK Ganondorf X Reader - Observant

Marvel

Rocket Raccoon X Reader - Apart

Overwatch

Eye of the Beholder - Ramattra X Omnic Reader

Lifebot - Ramattra X Lifeweaver X Reader

Skyrim

Male Vampire Lord X Reader - How you met each other

Situations in Fiction

Island Trouble (Situation #1)

Skeleton Knight in Another World

Skeleton Knight Arc X Reader - Behind the Mask

Collabs!

They try out VR headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Selkie, Mezo Shoji, Ramattra)

Your on 🔥fire 🔥headcannons!!! (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Loken, Xenomorph)

Valentines Day Headcanons (Loken, Izuku Midoriya, Ramattra, Lylla Otter Telltale Version, Fumikage Tokoyami)

[skylarinfinity]

[rocket showing m/n around the milano]

m/n: [look at the screen that peter leave out and point at it] what's is that? is that some kind of monsters you guys hunting?

rocket: [look at the screen with disgust and turn it off] that's galaxy porn websites.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[slothspaghettiwrites]

Welcome to my new and improved WIPs List! I will be doing my best to keep this up to date with things I'm currently working on and ideas that just won't leave me alone.

Updated: 24/07/2021

It's Incoming

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[anagentinwriting]

Lifeline - Part 1

Summary: (First Responders!AU) Moving to Los Angeles and living with your brother, Thor, was never part of your plan nor was being a 9-1-1 dispatcher, but plans change when you are faced with your own emergencies. In your case, it was leaving behind a relationship that wasn’t as perfect as it seemed. Will this be the fresh start you were hoping for or will your past find a way to catch up with you?

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Odinson!Sister Reader

Word Count: ~1800

Warnings: Car accident, angst

Lifeline Masterlist / Main Masterlist

A line ringing over your headset notifies you another emergency call is coming in. You cleared your head, preparing for anything, and clicked the spacebar, answering it, “911, what’s your emergency?” 

“Bro, that was insane,” the male voice said over the phone. “You’re gonna be famous on YouTube.” 

“Excuse me, sir? What seems to be the problem?” you asked, letting out a sigh. 

“My friend is having trouble breathing, and his throat feels like it’s on fire.”

“What’s the address?”

“576 Rose Lane in Westwood.” 

You typed the address into your computer, signaling the nearest available unit to the caller's location. “First responders are on their way. Can you tell me what he was doing before this happened?”

“We were doing the cinnamon challenge.” You rolled your eyes. “I thought it was harmless. Then, he was gagging, and then he coughed, and a puff of cinnamon came out of his nose. It was awesome; he looked like a dragon.” It's been a while since you got a call about an internet challenge gone wrong, but it's been forever since you got a cinnamon challenge one. You didn't even know that challenge was still around.  “Oh fuck!”

“Is everything okay? What happened?” 

“He collapsed. He’s not moving. Should I shake him awake?”

“He probably passed out, but paramedics are only a few minutes away. Is he still breathing?”

“I don’t think so,” he panicked.

“Remember to stay calm, I’ll help you through this the best I can, okay? Okay, now I am going to have to ask you to administer CPR. Do you know what to do?” 

“Sort of. I learned it in health class a few years ago.”

“Perfect. It's 30 chest compressions followed by two breaths going to the rhythm of the song Staying Alive. You can do this.”

“Ok---okay. Yeah. Right, right,” he mumbled. Hearing him set the phone down on the ground, he started counting and doing chest compressions.

The responding unit was about a block away, and once they arrived, you could hear the sirens coming through the phone call.

“Odinson, take over compressions,” a lady’s voice commanded. “Kid, come with me.”

“Is he going to be...” the line went dead as he hung up his phone.  

You leaned back in your chair, rubbing your eyes. This wasn’t anything new; when help arrives, people hang up, and you don’t get to know how it ends, but maybe it was for the best. You sit back up, seeing your reflection in one of the many screens in front of you. At least, you knew most of the firefighters from Station 107 at the scene, including your brother Thor, if you ever wanted to know how it ended.

It's tough, taking call after call, emergency after emergency with little to no recovery time in between. It’s a stressful job that is emotionally and physically taxing. It requires extreme focus, patience, and puts you under a certain kind of pressure. The pressure of wanting to help and do everything you possibly can when this person you never met puts their life in your hands. You never know what the outcome will be, but you try to help them get through what might be the scariest moment in their life. It’s those calls, the ones you were able to save, that keep you coming back to work.

You stepped away from your command center and headed towards the kitchenette, spotting Luis rummaging through the fridge. It wasn’t unusual, but it did always bring a smile to your face. It was hard to believe he was one of the dispatchers who showed you the ropes after relocating to Los Angeles three months ago. 

“Hey, Luis.” He turned around with a doughnut in his mouth, quickly removing it and shooting you a carefree smile.  

“Hey, Chica, get any weird calls yet? You know I love hearing about those weird ones, right.” 

“Nothing out of the ordinary, but a guy called earlier saying his whole body hurt everywhere he poked. I told him to drive to the emergency room and get his finger looked at because it’s probably broken. Oh, and there was another cinnamon challenge victim.”

“Another one, I thought that craze was over.” He shook his head. “But I did hear about this crazy call that came in last night, right. It wasn’t so much crazy, but one of those nuisance calls, you know what I’m saying, the kind where you’re like, ‘why are you calling, this isn’t an emergency type of situation?’ Anyways, Cameron Klein took the call; you know the dude with the great hair, the kind you just want to run your hands through. It has the perfect fluff to curl ratio. I mean, I touched it once, and it was like a cloud. I asked him what products he used in his hair, and he was like…” 

“Luis, how does this relate to the call?”

“Oh, right. Sorry, sorry, sorry, so there was this lady caller, right. She was telling Great Hair how she couldn't leave her car because there was a hostile raccoon outside her door. So then, Great Hair was like why don’t you go out a different door. And this caller says ‘yo I tried, but it’s like this trash panda can read my mind, right. He follows me when I move to the other side, and he’s like crazy, stupid fast like a rocket.’ And here comes the best part, Great Hair was like, ‘Hey girl, you better run fast then,’ and hung up,” he beamed with a slight chuckle.

“Oh my god, people really need to learn what an emergency is,” you chuckled, shaking your head. 

“You know that’s right, but duty calls.” He tilted his head towards the door, carrying two doughnuts and a huge mug full of coffee. 

“Later, Luis.”

Years ago, you never would have imagined you would be working as a dispatcher in Los Angeles. You preferred helping people hands-on, which is why you became an ER nurse. It was the feeling of never knowing what was going to come charging through those doors next that excited you. But being a dispatcher gave you a whole different kind of thrill because you could only use your voice to help.

The rest of your shift flew by until you were on hour eight of your ten-hour shift. A pileup involving a semi jackknifing on the highway forced a huge collision of cars. All the units in the area along with a few on the outskirts came in to assist. It was the same call coming in multiple times, and all you could say was help was already on the way.

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“Send help,” the woman cried, telling you her address.

“Ma’am, I am going to need you to tell me what is going on?”

“A power line…a power line fell into our pool, and my daughter is trapped on her unicorn floaty in the water. I don’t…I don’t know what to do.”

“Stay calm, ma’am. My name is YN, and I’m dispatching a unit to your home now.” You switched lines to the highway accident, getting on a line with Captain Danvers from Station 107, who was sending three individuals to the scene right away. You switched back to the caller. “Okay, I will need you to stay calm. What is your daughter’s name?”

“Morgan, she’s five years old.”

“Please, whatever you do, make sure Morgan stays on the floaty because it is protecting her from the water. There is a good chance the power line is sending more than 5000 volts through the water.”

“Okay, okay, I can do that, “ the mother breathed. “Honey, please stay on the tube.”

“I'm going to try to get in contact with the power company to turn it off.” You looked up the power company in the area, and someone slid next to you. You glance over, seeing Bruce get to work on calling the power company. You nodded at him, staying on the line with the mom. “Ma’am, has help arrived yet?”

“No, but I can hear the sirens.” You peeked at Bruce, but he shook his head, still trying to get a hold of the power company. “They are coming through the back gate now.”

“Ma’am, can you hand the phone to one of the firemen?” You bit your lip, studying the layout of their home on one of your monitors. There were flowers all over their backyard, and you got an idea. 

“Hello, this is Fireman Rogers.”

“Hi, Fireman Rogers. This is 9-1-1 dispatcher, YN, how is it looking there?”

“Well, on the drive-in, we saw that a truck hit the power line pole, which caused the pole to fall into the pool. The driver isn’t in any serious condition, but one of our EMT’s is looking him over,” he informed in a deep voice. “Then, we have a pool vibrating with energy, but I assume you already know that part.”

“Do you have a plan in place? We are still trying to get a hold of the power company.”

“There are a few more floaties by the pool. I could ride one over to Morgan and pull her to safety?”

“Really? Where did you get that from the macho man handbook?”

“I don’t think that book exists, YN,” he added, making you scoff.

“I may have an idea.” You narrowed your eyes, playing out the idea in your head. 

“What did you have in mind?”

“I can view the whole home on one of my monitors, and there are a ton of flowers. So, I can only assume a garden hose must be nearby.”

“Yup, I see it.”

“Okay, perfect. Grab the hose and cut off the metal ends; it's rubber, so it won't conduct electricity. Then, have you and another fireman take the hose and walk along the opposite sides of the pool. Have Morgan grab ahold of it and carefully pull her back to the edge."

“That’s genius, YN. Thanks for your help,” he acknowledged, making you crack a side smile. Few people said thank you in this job, but when they did, you appreciated it. “Here’s your phone back, ma’am.”

Morgan’s mother's breath was shaky and staggered through the phone. She was scared and had every right to be. If you were in that situation, you would be, too. “Oh my god, it’s working. It’s working,” the mother shouted into your ear. “Are you okay, honey? Are you hurt?”

“I am okay, Mommy,” Morgan replied before the phone line went dead.

You smiled at yourself in one of the now blank screens. It was these moments why you loved what you were doing; a happy ending. Some calls never get a happy ending, but when they do, those are the ones you try to remember when a stressful call comes in.

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AN: I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. There is a long way to go and I promise things will definitely get more interesting. This was just a quick intro to some of the many characters that will make an appearance/cameo. Comments always welcome! Thanks for reading and I hope you’ll stick with me! 

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This Life is Infinite

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by Actual_Writing_Trashcan

The Infinity War Fic aka I do whatever the fuck I want with the Russo's canon.

Get ready for the most ambitious crossover in CHC history.

(Set after "Children of the Gods: Part Three.")

[All warnings in the tags, but I did slap the violence warning on this for the fight scene in chapter two and for some stuff Alex pulls in chapter one.]

Words: 10600, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 101 of Colossus Hyperfixation Collection

Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Multi

Characters: Piotr Rasputin, Nathan Summers, Wade Wilson, Alexandra Rasputin, Nikolai Rasputin, Kitty Pryde, Illyana Rasputin, Mikhail Rasputin, Neena Thurman, Ellie Phimister, Yukio (Deadpool Movies), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Charles Xavier, Ororo Munroe, Scott Summers, Jean Grey, Hank McCoy, Gamora (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Vision (Marvel), Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, T'Challa (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Dora Milaje, Kurt (Ant-Man movies), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Carol Danvers, Frank Castle, Matt Murdock, Wanda Maximoff, Lorna Dane, Erik Lehnsherr, Juggernaut, Christina | Angel Dust, Thanos (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Rogue (X-Men), Logan (X-Men), Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Stephen Strange

Relationships: Piotr Rasputin/Reader, Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson, Alexandra Rasputina/Nikolai Rasputin, Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin

Additional Tags: god how do I even tag this, it's the infinity war fic, no endgame tho because fuck that, spoilers thanos is gonna straight up bite it, because fuck him, Canon-Typical Violence, Death Threats, also legit i haven't watched infinity war, so i have no idea who makes up the majority of thanos' army, i'm just going with what the soldiers looked like in the pirated clips i watched on youtube, Guns, this is a two parter just for length, because the doc itself is 50 pages long, also we're getting a bit more of alex's backstory in this one, heads up on that, i'll add more tags when i add chapter two, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

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[vrisrezis]

Rocket raccoon x Male reader

The reader is a 23-year-old scientific genius who graduated with honors from the best university, S.H.I.E.L.D. recruits him by putting him in charge of the department that seeks to use alien technology, but some visitors from the planet xandar are looking for a scientist who can help decipher a technology that has appeared, S.H.I.E.L.D. He gives them as he recommends to the reader, he accepts and travels to Xandar.

Upon reaching xandar, the reader goes through different tests to see if he is suitable for the position, the first one is difficult for him, but after understanding how the rest works, he finishes them very quickly, when he is admitted to the project, the guardians of the galaxy as bodyguards for a very generous number of units.

Upon accepting, they travel to Xandar to meet with the scientist. When they see the reader, he is surprised by how young he is and Rocket complains about how they hired a primitive from Earth, The reader, ignoring his comments, goes with the guardians to the laboratory to be able to work

Rocket is amazed at how the reader at first found it difficult to work, but after a couple of hours their efficiency increased enormously, but he still does not accept that an inhabitant of the earth is so skilled, until in one of the breaks the reader finds his Fascination with weapons, Rocket takes advantage of this moment to see how good he is with them and to see the reader analyze the weapon that he gave him that was disassembled and he assembles it at great speed.

From that moment rocket and the reader spend more time together, making rocket become an "assistant" to the reader in the laboratory, giving him new perspectives and advice.

The rest of the guardians look at this in disbelief, they had never seen a rocket like this, to be sure they send mantas to use his powers in rocket.

Being a bit innocent, this reveals Rocket's feelings to everyone in the laboratory, see the reader to wait for his response, he just looks at Rocket, causing him to flee to the ship.

A few days pass that Rocket does not go to the laboratory, this makes the reader sad that at the moment of the revelation he could not say anything, this makes his performance go little by little, the guardians, realizing that, tell him to go talk with rocket, at that moment she goes to look for him, she is honest with him, they clear things up and they become a couple.

When they make the relationship official, they spend much more time together, kissing, caressing and bathing together, at the end of the project they celebrate by making everyone happy.

Except for the couple, taking into account that the reader is from earth, they will have to separate, but the reader, being with rocket in his house in xandar, mentions that he wants to go with him and the guardians, rocket is surprised, but happily accepting his decision, this ignites the flame in the relationship and he has his first night +18 (If the scene bothers you, you can just skip it and go directly to the next morning) (On the other hand, if you decide to do the +18 part, the reader is the dominant one in the relationship).

The next morning the reader wakes up with rocket at his side hugging him taking advantage of the moment the reader caresses rocket's head waking him up, they talk a little and decide to take a shower, at the end they give the news to the guardians they accept the union of the reader to the guardians, after the announcement the guardians are a bit uncomfortable, Rocket asks them what's wrong and they answer that they heard what they were doing last night, Rocket yells at them saying that there is no privacy and the reader just laughs at the situation.

The reader is tall and thin, with a little dark circles, hair and beard a bit careless (that changes with the arrival of rocket). Besides, the reader always treats rocket with a person and never insults them with the words of monster, rodent or rat.

(Small note from me, this was a submission from somebody else I wrote some hcs for this in the reblogs)