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No because I canât be the only one who thinks that the other batkids mess with Damianâs non-existent knowledge of jokes and references. Each of the batkids already has their own niche of bad jokes they love saying. And Damian is just adding fuel to the fire by being an unsuspecting victim:
Dick: Knock knock
Damian *whoâs seen Superman and Jon do this all the time* : .. whoâs there?
Dick: Nobody
Damian: âŠnobody.. who?
Dick:
Damian: ?
Dick *keeping a poker face*
Damian: Grayson.. nobody who?
Dick *shaking with silent laughter before walking out of the room*
Damian: .. Grayson has lost what little brain cells he had left. Shame, it was the most anyone had in the family.
Alfred: Master Damian.. it is you who didnât understand.
Damian: .. what?
Alfred *raises an eyebrow*
Damian:
Damian *realisation dawns*
Damian *marching out of the room while unsheathing his katana*
Alfred: Keep away from the carpet Master Damian.
OR
Jason: You know.. you always see flamingoes sleep with one leg lifted off the ground..why do you think that is?
Damian: .. you pose a good question for once Todd. I suppose it could be a form of protecting body heat.. what is the reason for this?
Jason *wheezing*: Itâs âcause if they had both legs up they wouldâve fallen over.
*doubles over laughing at his own joke*
Damian:
Jason *now fallen over, rolling on the ground*
Damian: This is why Father doesnât love you.
It has also led to an unintended common ground between him and Tim, who are both just so done with the rest of the family. Stephanie is just waiting for the day Damian realises that Tim references vines almost everyday. Sheâs sure Timâs going to lose a kidney when that happens.
Bonus points if Tim already does, but Damian just looks at him weird every time and just chalks it upto another âTim thingâ like:
Tim: .. it is Wednesday my dudes.. *screams*
Damian: ⊠Drake itâs Friday. The only thing you succeed at is disappointing me.
OR
Tim: Do it for the vine.
*jumps into blazing fire with a bomb hidden somewhere in the building about to collapse without informing anyone or taking proper equipment to find said bomb*
Damian: Father told me I must not hate you, but if you were on fire, and I had a glass of water.. I would drink it.
And
Tim *driving while in a high-speed chase with a villain about to summon the end of the world while the car is on fire*: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Damian *over the comms* : Father I fear Drake has more brain damage than he usually does. I have genuine concern for my safety. If I kill him, you should know itâs in self-defence.
ââââ-////
Edit: The first joke is a knock knock joke but when Dick says nobody it means nobody is at the door, so no matter how much you say ânobody who?â you wonât get a reply because thereâs no one at the door. Hope this clears it upđ
#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#tim drake#batfam#bruce wayne#damian wayne#headcanons#robin!damian wayne#Damian al-ghul#red robin#Stephanie brown#spoiler
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Thinkinâ about my Reverse!Robins meeting their heroic counterparts from a more conventional verse. Not âthe other meâ style, but the other person following their same heroic path. (Cass & Duke are left out of this one, because theyâre both doing their own thing, so would just be a âthe other meâ encounter.)
Nightwing!Damian & Dick: âLook at you, all grown up! Iâm very proud. But, I have to ask⊠what have you done to your suit/hair?!â
Red Hood!Steph & Jason: âDamn, you too huh?â very quickly turns into, âNo, your costumeâs stupid! Mineâs symbolic & meaningful, you just donât get it!â
Oracle!Tim & Barbara: Youâd think theyâd sleep in shifts to maximize productivity, but noooo, they get all competitive about itâŠ
Red Robin!Jason & Tim: Oh no, thereâs two of them.
Robin!Dick & Damian: [Do NOT put these gremlin children together, the multiverse will not survive!]
#reverse!robins#reverse robins#reverse robins au#reverse batfam#batfam#nightwing#nightwing!damian#nightwing!dick grayson#red hood!steph#red hood jason todd#red Robin!jason#Red Robin!tim drake#robin!dick grayson#robin!damian wayne#damian wayne#damian al ghul#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#barbara gordon#oracle!barbara#oracle!tim drake#my writing#mine#//#Oracle!Tim & Babs are probably going to kill eachother in a race to the bottom of who can stay up longer & consume the most caffeine.#RR!Jason & Tim have a secret handshake within the hour.#The older Dick & Damian are too busy critiquing eachotherâs fashion choices to realize their younger counterparts have vanished#this does not bode well for anyone
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âThrough the Agesâ
#the apple doesnât fall far lol#my art#dc#dc fanart#dc comics#damian wayne#robin v#jon kent#superboy#tim drake#robin iii#red robin#dc robin#conner kent#kon el#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superfam#supersons#yj98#I suppose I should tag the ships too#damijon#timkon#superbat
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gotham rainy nights
i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
#dc#i was spectacularly stressed out then i remember i had ibispaint installed#and i can always just put some little guys in situations#dc fanart#batfam#batman#robin#bruce wayne#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#ft. 2 pixels of#cassandra cain#black bat#batgirl#spoiler#signal#red hood#red robin#anw hc: damian got sick for a week after being under the gotham rain for the first time
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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.
Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".
Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.
Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.
Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.
#batfam#tim drake#red robin#red hood#jason todd#stephaine brown#spoiler#dc spoiler#cassandra cain#black bat#duke thomas#dc signal#signal#barbara gordon#oracle#bruce wayne#batman#damian wayne#robin#dc robin#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing
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I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.
#fanart#meme#batman#comics#art#batboys#batfam#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#dc comics#dc fanart#robin#red robin#red hood#nightwing
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some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]
(and tim and alfred the cat)
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What will you be tonight? Thatâs the question
#fanart#dc comics#art#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#redhead jason todd because!!!#stephanie brown#did you see the half a heart? well thats just me and my subtle stephcass agenda#damian wayne#tim drake#robin#robins#nightwing#red hood#yes thats damian feeding the rats yes i think he would
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Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs đ«
#my art#dc batman#dc fanart#the batman#batman#batman fanart#battinson#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#red robin#tim drake#timothy drake#robin#dc robin#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#good parent bruce wayne#let them be a family dc gdi#istg the four of them imprinted on the big bad bat#he's their emotionally constipated support human/batdad
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#batman#dc comics#dc robin#dc universe#superhero#batfam#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#cassandra cain#damian wayne#duke thomas
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Damian realizes he fucked up his second week at the manor.
Heâs walking around, warily eyeing the shadowed areas that serve as perfect spots for reconnaissance. Father was keeping tabs on him. Father should be keeping tabs on him, or else Damian would be disappointed in the man he is supposed to look upto. Hah..
Supposed.
Damianâs not a stranger to that word. Heâs supposed to be strong, heâs supposed to be an al-ghul, supposed to always fight first and ask questions later, supposed to be a weapon, supposed to be a good one, supposed to be a successor, supposed to be worthy of robin, supposed to learn the world was his enemy, supposed to be good enough, supposed to-
A bounding figure snaps him out his his thoughts, and a rare smile stretches across his face as he hears the familiar sound of paws hitting the grass. Father had told him to make himself at âhomeâ. Robin canât help but wrinkle his nose at that memory. Home? Home wasnât supposed to exist for him. So heâs taking to test the Batmanâs limits by sending Titus to retrieve anything and everything he found for reconnaissance. He could always claim he was exploring if someone caught him. He keeps his hand out, eyes scanning the horizon for any witnesses until he feels the soft touch of cotton brush against his palm.
He glances at it, the stuffed elephants eyes boring into his skull. Who in the manor was so childish theyâd keep such an irrelevant thing around? Was it Drake? Todd? It was a pathetic display, and Damian tutted at his disappointment. This was the people he was supposed to succeed?
The toy was tattered, and Damian made no move to tell Titus to be gentle with it. Why would he? This just gave him the perfect opportunity to humiliate his predecessor. To yell at him about how foolish he was, how childish he was acting for keeping this stupid waste of cloth by his side. So he grips the torn elephant, and storms into the manor, heading straight for the bat cave.
He had never seen Timâs eyes go from wary to alarm so quickly when his eyes land on the toy.
âWhat the hell did you do?â, Drake hisses, chair screeching as the man shoots up from his chair, marching over to Damian and grabbing his victim from the others hand.
âWhat you shouldâve done a long time ago Drake. Why would you ever keep such a vile abomination with you? Itâs childish.â
Timâs eyes snap back to him, eyes widening as his hands cradle the toy closer.
âDi- Damian did you ruin this because you thought it was mine?â
âI am correct in my presumption Drakeâ, Damian fires back, arms crossed, ready to fight. Had he finally found Drakeâs breaking point? âThe animal serves as a childish companion. Todd would never have one, nor would father and quite frankly youâre the most immature out of them all so it-â
âOh my god you idiot this isnât mine this is Dickâs!â
Damianâs heart drops at that. Was he lying? Why would Grayson ever keep it around?
Images of the first robin flashed through his mind. His warm smile, his patience while Damian toed the line, his forgiveness and passion radiating off him in waves. Heâd looked at Damian and hadnât flinched or tried to rip his head off. That⊠that had earned him a bit of Damianâs respect. And now.. gods what the hell has he done? Heâs taken that.. and thrown it away. Ripped it apart. Perhaps.. perhaps this was for the best..no? He was no friend of Graysonâs, this would take care of any fondness the man had for him. That would be good.. right? This is how things were supposed to beâŠright?
Damian suspects his heart has dropped to his stomach, creating knots as he tries to digest it. He didnât need his heart. Itâs fine. It was fine. Something mustâve seemed off though, Damian isnât sure what gave it away, if his body betrayed him or if the silence stretched on too long, but something in Drakeâs gaze softens a bit as he looks at him. His predecessor lets out a sigh, blowing his hair out of his face before brushing past Damian and heading for the manor. He pauses at the exit, glancing back at Damian.
âYou coming?â
Robin stiffens, his legs moving without permission towards the other man. The silence stretches on as he follows Drake through the manor, and his thoughts grow darker and more confused. The most logical choice would be to throw out the animal. The second to ask the butler, yet Tim steered away from where the servant was cleaning the kitchen. So, what did Drake have planned for him? Was he about to stab him? Should Damian make the first move?
âWhat are you doing Drakeâ
âFixing your mistake brat, thatâs what.â
âHow? Are you going to tell Grayson? Or perhaps father?â
âNo. Iâm gonna fix it.â
âYou know how to sew?â
âOnly wounds and barely suits. You?â
ââŠâ
âSo the same. Figured. Iâm going to the only person who knows how to. Heâs not gonna like this though.â
Who? Damian wonders, before his reflexes force him to stop walking. Tim had paused at a door, finger hesitantly curling into a fist before knocking twice. He mutters something under his breath, before the door swings open.
âAlfred I-oh what the fuckâ
Jason stares at them, gaze flickering intently between the two. Heâs about to slam the door in their faces, Damianâs sure, before Tim holds up the limp toy and Todd freezes.
âOh..shiiiit..â
Tim breaks eye contact, head bowed down before entering the second robinâs room, Damian hot on his heels. He can feel Toddâs gaze on him, he knows that Jason mustâve figured out who did the damage. He needed to figure out an exit plan. He needed to be safe before they jumped him. They were supposed to be enemies after all?
Thatâs how he ends up watching Jason take out a sewing kit and gently assess the damage before proceeding to start stitching up the creature. Time ticks by as Damian sits tense and stiff a good few feet away from the two. Drakeâs nodded off, head resting against the bedâs end while Jason works away at his desk, his back facing them. This was a good opportunity to take them out, Damian realises. He could take Drake out first, the fool-
âDonât you dare wake him brat.â
The youngestâs eyes flicker upto Todd, who hasnât moved an inch, eyes squinting at the needle under the light.
â.. does he know about us?â
Todd pauses at that question. Damianâs seen the other man before, seen his mother train him, seen the rage of the Lazarus pit that screamed for victims. Jason knows him. And he knows Jason. They had to work together as assassins. They were supposed to be ruthless killers. Yet here sits the fearsome man, with the same hands Damian has seen ripping people apart gently cradling a ripped elephant toy.
âNo.. atleast I donât think so. Replacementâs slippery though,. dunno how much he knows. My turn for a question, brat. What the hell did you do to Zitka?â
Who? There is no way that Todd is referring to that creature, Damian thinks. âTitus found it. He thought it was a toy. I didnât feel the need to correct him.â
Jason clicks his tongue.
âNot very nice to be so rude to the only person who tolerates you wellâ
âItâs not like youâve done the same to himâ, Damian shoots back. âYouâve been a jerk to Grayson in the past. Youâve said his name with contempt, given spiteful remarks and insults and treat his existence as a personal insult to you. You havenât treated him with respect, yet his behaviour hasnât changed towards you. Graysonâs a simpleton, Todd. And if he saw fit to keep that thing with him, heâs a childish one.â
âFirstly, my history with him is none of your business, brat. Iâve known Dickie longer than youâve been alive, so thereâs no fucking point trying to be nosy. Secondly, youâre wrong. Dick.. Dickâs no simpleton. If he was, he wouldnât have beaten you every time you fought now would he? Wouldnât have survived Bruce, hell not even Gotham. Heâs the first goddamn robin, and we have a rapport I donât think you can even hope to understand.Thirdly.. why do you think he keeps zitka?â
âYou insisted on calling that.. a name. You support his childish delusion?â
âNot answering my question brat.â
Damian huffs, inching closer.
âYou donât know do you?â, Jason teases, and Damian can hear the grin in his voice.
âItâs not that I donât, itâs that I canât fathom any coherent response-â
âYou donât know.â
âI never said that Todd, has no one taught you not to interrupt others? I know that.. that Grayson has-â
âYou donât knowâ
âI will personally finish what the joker started and use the crowbar myself Toddâ
Thereâs a bark of laughter, before Jason looks back at him. But thereâs no heat behind those eyes like thereâs supposed to be. Why isnât anyone in this damn manor acting like theyâre supposed to?? Theyâre supposed to hate him! Theyâre supposed to be professional! To be trained soldiers!! Not.. not family.
âNo.. I donât know.â, Damian admits quietly, eyes trained on the ground. He doesnât want to look at Todd. Doesnât want to feel the tirade of insults hurled at him for not knowing like heâs supposed to. So he focuses on Drakeâs breathing, the long slow heartbeats coaching his to join them.
âThese.. are symbols. Do you remember when we were talking of symbolism in literature? Our discussions of metaphors and how they allude to other things? Bigger pictures?â
Damian nods.
âWhat does your katana symbolise?â
âMyself.â, his answer is instant. âIt serves as a lesson to how I must view myself. Sharp, and ready for attack. Poised and deadly.â
Damianâs ears pick up the repressed laughter the other man tries to hide.
âMy god theyâve fucking drilled that into you huh? Tell me brat, honestly. What does the katana mean to you?â
Damianâs hands unconsciously drift to his side, gripping his weapon. To him? Not what it was supposed to.. but what it meant to himâŠ
â..my duty. It reminds me of the people who have trained me. Of my purpose. Of my mother, and grandfather. It reminds me of their lessons, their instructions.â
âNow weâre getting somewhere. So your katanna represents your memory of them right? Itâs a symbol of their training, it your childhood- even a sorry excuse for one. So it holds memories for you doesnt it?â
âI.. I suppose..â
âSo tell me. What do you think Zitka represents for Dick?â
He pauses. Memories sift through his mind as he remembers all he learnt about the first robin. Of his past. Of the circus, of the death of his parents. Of who he was-oh..
It hits him, and it hits him hard.
âIt symbolises his past, represents his memory of.. the circus? Of himself and his parents?â
âBingo brat. Everyone has stuff that stores memories, and they choose what represents it. It depends on the person, their characteristics and attachments to that memory. So while yours serves as a reminder of how youâve been taught to view yourself, Zitka is a reminder to Dick of who he is. Who he was, and who he became. Itâs a tether, a reminder of everything that he was before and after. So yeah, this thing as you call it, itâs a symbolism of something special for Dickiebird.â
And with that, Jason swivels around, presenting his creation to the younger child. Damian inspects the stitches, careful to conceal the awe he felt at the impressive work. It was as if nothing had ever happened to it.
âNow, you take this back to where you found it. And I will kick replacement out of my room.â
Damian nods, surprising himself with the gentle way he accepts the elephant. He never knew his grip could be this soft. This wasnât how he was supposed to be.. was it? He nods his thanks, subconsciously cradling Zitka to his chest before heading out.
â.. Damian.â
He turns around, meeting Toddâs eyes.
âYou.. youâre not at a training ground. Youâre not supposed to act how people think youâre supposed to. Youâre not how youâre supposed to be.â
Damian visibly flinches at that, taking a step back while gripping the toy closer to his chest. Jason seems to notice that as his eyes soften, hands held up in surrender.
âAll Iâm saying is.. thatâs not always a bad thing. And itâs not supposed to be. Youâre not supposed to be a weapon. Youâre supposed to be you. Damian Al-ghul Wayne.â
âAnd who is that?â, Damian rasps. Jason just shrugs, flashing a grin as he stands up and stretches.
âThatâs something youâre supposed to figure out.â
Damian leaves with his heart thudding in his chest. He carefully leaves Zitka in Graysonâs room, paints a self-portrait with shaking fingers and breaks it apart when he realizes he doesnât recognise the reflection. Who the hell was Damian Al-Ghul supposed to be??
He receives a gift the next week. Thereâs no note, and it contains the soft toy inside. He has a sneaking suspicion Grayson or father saw him carrying Zitka and thought heâd like one of his own. The handiwork is one heâs seen before, and he wordlessly places the robin Todd made on his table, far from anyone elseâs view but his own Perhaps.. perhaps a bird was a symbolism. A puzzle Damian was supposed to solve.
A bird was supposed to have a nest.
Perhaps Damian was supposed to realize that these people were his family. Perhaps.. perhaps this place.. these people.. were supposed be his home. And perhaps, just maybe, he wasnât supposed to fight that.
#this ideas been floating in my head for a bit#Iâm not sure if it even makes sense#dick grayson#batman#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#bruce wayne#damian wayne#headcanons#tim drake#batfam headcanon#batbrothers fluff#batbrothers#robin!damian Wayne#robin#red robin#damian al ghul#damian al ghul wayne#damian wayne al ghul#Damian angst#talia al ghul#league of assassins#long txt post
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Headcanon based solely on that one scene from DC vs Vampires where Damianâs like âI donât drink tea,â and Alfredâs like, âI know, so I made you hot coco instead.â
In the League of Assassins, Damianâs palate was tested as much as his battle skills or intelligence, and Raâs primarily used different tea blends in order to do this. Given the punishments every time Damian made a mistake, Damian both prides himself on his skill in preparing & identifying basically any tea on the planet, and also hates the stuff. All of it. Thereâs about 80 triggers around the entire tea-process for him, and even the consistency of the slightly-thickened water makes it hard for him to choke it down.Â
Fortunately, Alfred makes hot chocolate with boiled milk & melted chunks rather than hot water & powder, so Damian can still have that. (Just once, one of Damianâs siblings tried to give him instant hot coco when he stayed late at their house, and Damian immediately spat it back into the cup, called it disgusting, and proceeded to brush his teeth until his gums bled trying to get the feeling out of his mouth. They were very offended until around the 4th re-brush, when they started to realize something might actually be wrong.)
#damian wayne#damian al ghul#cw: child abuse#food#batfam#bat fam#batfamily#bat family#batman#robin#robin!damian#robin!damian wayne#robin damian wayne#robin damian#dc vs vampires#my writing#mine#//#ââAre you projecting your sensory issues around food onto Damian and explaining backwards?ââ#Maybe so#itâs not my fault watery-based drinks are disgusting is it?
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I love the idea of all the batkids kinda being weird with Bruce's money - Dick doesn't want it; Tim has his own money; Damian was born in luxury and doesn't really comprehend Bruce showing affection with money. And then there's Jason texting Bruce something like "put a couple of hundreds on my bank account" or just forwarding Bruce his bills because goddamn, that boy has pride but he's not stupid: if the old man wants to pay, let him fucking pay.
#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin
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This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao
#fanart#my art#my art 2024#dc#jason todd#red hood#jason todd red hood#dc red hood#batman#dc batman#batman art#batman comics#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc universe#batfamily#nightwing#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#robin#dc robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin damian#The Joker#Joker#This isn't how Joker thought their first date would go lmao
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Simone Di Meo batboys
#comics#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#batman#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#damian wayne#dick grayson#robin#nightwing#simone di meo
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