#robert strong

[knightsickness]

worst kingsguard ever is a perpetually competitive title but tbh i think it would have to go to the shambling reanimated corpse of a serial rapist that just got sworn in

[trogthefrog]

Hey, what if that really big skull given to Doran Martell is the Mountain’s and they gave Robert Strong Robert Baratheon’s head or the other way around.

[wildfirefruitjars]

Fun ASOIAF fact!

While seemingly close in height, Robert Strong is actually a whole head shorter than Gregor Clegane!

[ser-zoras]

i just don't think the eleven year old girl who bullies her baby sister or the nine year old girl who threw an orange at her in retaliation is evil. i'm starting to think maybe that weird seven foot tall man who never speaks is, though.

[aegor-bamfsteel]

Is it possible that Robert Strong headless?

In the world of ice and fire, anything is possible.

However, (no shade to Symeon Star Eyes) one of the biggest advantages in combat is being able to see (it’s much harder to track people based on sound, especially if they’re moving fast in a fight), as you can avoid hits and land them on the enemy. Yes, Robert Strong is probably undead and presumably has high pain tolerance, but it’s still essential that he be able to tell friend from foe so he doesn’t accidentally kill the wrong person from Qyburn’s orders. Unless Qyburn has equipped him with some non-optic receptors to make up for loss of vision, he’s going to need eyes to see, and the easiest place to put eyes is inside a head. Thus, due to practical reasons, I believe Robert Strong has a head.

[slymreddwyne]

Qyburn but he sounds like this guy

https://youtu.be/_kD7gWe_5PY?si=LGWTW8G8KcWd0tzA

[noodle8]

Fallout 4 companions part 1 !!!! Here we go again :)

[shitty-fallout-art]

accurate in ways you cannot comprehend

(template by @miodiodavinci i think)

[raphael2054]

General Nora's (pre-DLC) squad, assembled.

[elisavi]

i have a feeling he would be blasting this song day and night if he was given a chance

[dieselocelot]

They come to Vegas chasing penny-ante dreams of high living, to feel like they're big-shots, like they're winners. You see that you and I are of a different stripe, don't you? We don't have to dream that we're important. We are.

SHUT UP! My dad is Robert Edwin House, President, CEO, and sole proprietor of the New Vegas Strip and he can tax you into poverty

[hnn3ydew]

Look at my fallout 4 companions, my ass is NOT saving the commonwealth 😭‼️

[twosides--samecoin]

happy holidays!

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

The Oppenheimer cast walking out on their own event to stand in solidarity with the SAG / WGA strike was dope as hell I am obsessed

[oldpaintings]

Window by Robert Strong Woodward (American, 1885--1957)

[sare11aa11eras]

Okay to further the argument: Ser Robert Strong/Gregor Clegane is both the worst Kingsguard and the pinnacle of the Kingsguard. He’s assaulted a Princess and murdered three members of the Royal Family (let’s leave aside the fact that the current Royal Family is not the same). He’s a serial killer. He is presented in Book One as the fundamental deconstructed truth of knighthood, the reason why the Hound exists and why Sandor can never be a knight. Gregor is the embodiment of the Lannister army in book 2. But then at the same time, he is the Kingsguard ideal— completely obedient, completely without thought, agency, interest, motivation, or qualm. Ser Gerold Hightower says that the Kingsguard are sworn to defend the king, not judge him. You know who will never judge the king? A brainless zombie. You know who can never object to a king’s order? A brainless zombie. You know who is really good at singlemindedly killing all physical threats?? A SEVEN FOOT TALL BRAINLESS ZOMBIE. Arys Oakheart almost got his charge killed because a hot girl told him to. Criston Cole started a civil war. Jaime Lannister killed the king to save the city. You know who’s not doing any of that? Robert Strong.

Visenya Targaryen had many legacies. Her son, Maegor the Cruel, bears a certain resemblance to Robert Strong, both being massive, strong, brutal, and cruel men with multiple wives, both probably the products of dark magic— which I find fitting because Robert Strong is the final essence of perhaps her most enduring legacy: the institution of the Kingsguard.