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the machismo of weinstein-era hollywood action films is objectively not a good thing. itâs proudly misogynistic and openly toxic and barely thinks about the violence it glorifies and you canât go 20 minutes without some weirdly fetishized non-white character showing up. iâm genuinely glad this era of mainstream film is in the rearview mirror. That Being Said i do understand how this got so popular like i simply do not have it in me not to love a zipline gunfight set to rammstein
#i specify weinstein bc this specific flavor of film radiated out of the weinstein-tarantino production joint like iron filings to a magnet#but once again. that being said.#robert rodriguez the man that you are#ryddles
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By Your Side - Chapter 4
Chapter 3 | By Your Side Series | Chapter 5 (coming soon)
Summary: You experience what itâs like being on a film production for the very first time, whilst thinking about home. Luckily, your fellow castmates and film crew seem friendly enough...Â
Word Count: 2,772 words
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February 18, 1998
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âAlright,â the director clapped his hands together, bringing everyone in the room to his attention. âNow I know we all practically know each other by now, but since everyoneâs here, letâs begin by introducing ourselves and our cast roles. Iâll go first, and then we go round clockwise from there.â He nods to the group and takes his seat down at the table.
âSo! Iâm Robert Rodriguez, and Iâll be your director for this movie.â He motions to the person sitting to the left beside him to continue, to which a young man with speaks up.
âHey guys, Iâm Josh Hartnett, and Iâll be playing as Zeke Tyler.â He nods shortly.Â
âJordana Brewster, and Iâm playing Delilah Profitt. Iâm looking forward to be working with you all.â The gorgeous brunette flashed a brilliant smile.
Next was a tomboyish looking blonde, though you had a hunch it may have been stylized that way for her role. âHi, Iâm Clea DuVall, and my role is Stokely Mitchell. Cool.â The group shared a small chuckle.
âUh, hi, Iâm Shawn Hatosy, playing as Stan Rosado.â He quickly runs a hand through his curly hair as he spoke.
âHello everyone! Iâm Laura Harris, and Iâll be playing Marybeth Hutchinson.â Her gentle voice matched her kind looks as she offered a small smile. Beside her, one of the smallest of the group, perked up as he introduced himself right after.
âHi guys, Iâm Elijah Wood. Really excited to be here, and Iâll be playing Casey Connor.â He spoke quite self assuredly despite sharing most of the groupâs slightly nervous jitters, having been on multiple film productions in the past.
â...â
âUh, Y/N? Thatâs your cue.â Robert whispered across the table, and suddenly you realized it was your turn, but not before you caught Elijahâs eye as he gently prodded you with his elbow.
âOh shit.â
 âOh shhh...oot.â You caught yourself at the last second, not wanting to look bad in front of your peers by cursing. âYeah! Yeah, itâs my turn.â The table shared a lighthearted laugh, though you werenât sure if it was meant to be comforting or not.Â
âUh... hi guys!â You introduced yourself, first name and last. âIâll be playing as... Jordan Fulcher. Nice to meet you all.â A ripple of amusement sounded throughout the table, and you were half tempted to just lay your head down on the surface with embarrassment.Â
Instead, you added: âSorry, first day on the job.â A couple of people you heard responded with âSame hereâ, good naturedly.
Luckily or not, the person you sat beside - whom youâve already been introduced to as Usher - took the attention off of you to charismatically introduce himself.Â
âAlright, alright! Howâs it going yâall? You mightâve heard of me, you mightâve not. But thatâs aight if you donât; You can call me Usher!â He pauses, letting the room quiet down after another round of laughs and playful cheers. âUsher Raymond, and Iâll be playing Stan Rosado, thank you all for comin.â
Half of you felt grateful that the fellow beside you was able to shift the attention off of you so quickly, though the other half admonished yourself for messing up within the first day of production. âGreat job, dumbass.â You thought to yourself.
Looking up, you met the eye of another castmate across from you; The kind eye of Robert Patrick gave you a slight nod of reassurance as he silently mouthed:Â âYouâre okay.â
Feeling comforted as the far more experienced actor gave you his approval, you let yourself smile back.Â
Itâs always nice to know youâve got THE T-1000 as a cast member to learn from, as well as other friendly-enough faces.
No longer cornered by your awkward first introduction, you gently prodded Elijah back with your elbow to whisper:Â âJust wanna let you know: You did a great job in Flipper last year.â
His eyes widened in surprise. âOh, thanks! It was a ton of fun, Iâm glad you liked it.â
...
Sighing in frustration, you forced yourself to take a seat once you entered your assigned dressing roomâs chairs, after pacing around the room, nothing short of stressed and anxious. Unable to shake the feeling of uneasiness, you leaned down, burying your face into your arms as they lay atop the vanity table, not daring to look at yourself in the mirror right in front of you.Â
âHow the hell did they decide to cast someone with a face like mine?â You thought, running a hand over it.
Did anything go wrong today? No, actually, if any other person would be asked this question, the most agreed answer would be: No, things went quite well for the first day.
You werenât any other person, unfortunately; Or at least, you concluded that you cannot be any other person even if you wanted. In fact, you still felt the absolute embarrassment of messing your introduction up; Anyone else would have long forgotten by now; you however, couldnât shake the fear of wondering if people were about to use that slight slip-up against you, or if they wouldnât let you live it down, or-
Someone called your name as they knocked on your door. âYou doing alright in there?â Robert called, and you shot up, any admonishing thoughts upon yourself being flash frozen for the time being.Â
âUh... hang on just a second!â You called back, giving yourself a once-over in the mirror to rid yourself of any evidence of stress upon your face before beelining towards the door. âAh, hey there sir.â You gave him a welcoming smile, hiding away your inner turmoil. âWhatâs up?â
From the initial look on his face, you had already guessed there was something else he wanted to ask. Still, he returned the friendly expression as he replied:Â âJust wanted to check in on you, also wanted to say that you did great today. Donât sweat it, just take it easy and enjoy yourself, okay?â
Nodding, you gave him a thumbs up. âNoted. Sorry about that. I... just want to make sure I can give you guys the best performance I can, so...â
âOh, no need to worry at all.â The director laughs a little. âEveryoneâs been talking about how quickly you change into your character like this.â He snapped his fingers. âItâs just the table-read, but it already looks like youâve got your character down just like that.â You slightly bowed your head in thanks.
âI do my best, and my best is what I can only give, even on day one.â You shrugged lightly. While his words did comfort your nerves somewhat, itâll mean nothing if not applied to the final product.Â
Robert gives you a clap on the shoulder. âThatâs the spirit! Now, come on, you donât want to be eating alone on your first lunch break on the job. Everyoneâs been waiting for you!â
You sighed, this time with a bemused look. âAlright alright, as long as they donât start applauding the moment I enter the room, Iâll hang around more often.â Quickly turning to grab your headset and walkman, making sure the cassette inside still held Marshallâs new EP that youâve been listening to more often than you wouldâve liked to admit, you followed your boss to lunch. âI appreciate it, you know.â You added, genuinely grateful.
âOh, itâs no problem at all. Donât burn yourself out by pushing yourself too hard. Youâre gonna do fine, trust in the process and you.â
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Several weeks later...
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âWhatâre ye listening to?â
Raising your head to look at whomever interrupted your peaceful quiet time before another set of rehearsals, you gave Usher a deadpan look and replied: âNothing your ears should be hearing.âÂ
He raised his hands in surrender. âI mean, if you know my kind of songwriting, pretty sure that means youâre listening to the HARD, hard stuff.â He angled his neck to try and take a peek at the cassette slotted inside to no avail. âYouâve been leaving us at a cliffhanger for like, what, two and a half weeks? I wanna know whatâs made this tape so special, honest to god!â
âNow that,â Clea, having heard your response, came up and sat down beside you. âIs something Iâm interested in knowing about; Considering youâve shot down all of our guesses as to who youâre listening to.âÂ
Sighing, you groaned, facepalming. âUgh... not you too, Clea.â Though, you couldnât help but smile along as your two co-stars laughed. âAt this point, youâre gonna get the whole gang in on the investigation-â
âHold up, did I miss something?â
â... Speak of the devil.â You thought as Shawn sidles up beside Usher to look alongside him. âAre we finally gonna hear what youâve been playing on that walkman?â He inquired.
âIf I could, I would.â You replied, keeping your face stone cold with fake annoyance. âBut like I said, give it time till this guyâs made it big enough for the mainstream, and then yâall wonât look at me and think: âWow, this kid is a nutcase.ââ
âOooooh, so itâs a guy.â Clea leaned in a bit, raising her eyebrows. Meanwhile, the other two boys followed along with teasing âOoooooohâsâ, like a group of gossiping fangirls.
You didnât say a thing, except look across the room where Kidada Jones was sitting, making eye contact, you gave her a pleading look of âhelp meâ.Â
Tragically for you, she just shrugged, grinning playfully. âSorry babe, you know Iâm just as obsessed as the rest of âem.âÂ
âAuuuugggghhhh.â Throwing your head back in exasperation, you called out your two other co-stars that werenât even here. âJeez, Laura? Josh? Why must you two not be here in this very moment to defend my pride?!â The group cracked up laughing at your dramatic bemoaning. It was all in good fun, you were hardly even offended at their sibling like pestering to reveal your secrets, but god, sometimes you really needed someplace more introverted than this.
Shoving your walkman back into your pocket and got up from the couch. âIâm being held hostage here, so Iâm just gonna... make my escape. See ya.â Leaving the break room to find some other place to chill.Â
âOnly a matter of time!â Usher called as you left. You looked back and gave him a shake of your head with a smirk, determined to win this war.
Unknowingly to them, your muscles were sore from training on another movie production, set to start filming practically right after this one ended. If you could, youâd hole up in your trailer and sleep the rest of the day away. Stretching out your back with a wince, feeling your overworked sinews creak and stretch, you continued walking down the hall to find Elijah and Robert in another room, playing a game on the Super Nintendo.
âHey guys-â You greeted before realizing what they were playing, your eyes lighting up. âOh shoot, is that DOOM?â
âYeah!â Elijah briefly turned to reply to you before focusing back onto the level. âYou wanna try after we finish this level?âÂ
âHell yeah, say no more.â Taking a seat on one of the chairs to watch the two play out their match, you stifled a pained groan as you bent your legs to sit down. âMan, Iâm already feeling like an old person.â
Robert chuckled, his character reloading their shotgun shells. âYouâve got a long way to go before you actually start feeling that way, kid.â The room was comfortably silent as you watched them play, before he piped up again: âSo, how was training with Ed and Brad? Tough crowd, huh?âÂ
You let out a single âHa!â before responding:
âHonestly, Iâd rather have everyone here pester me about my musical choices before having Mr. Norton urge me to keep going after like, twenty reps? Donât tell him I said that.â
âLips are sealed.â Elijah said, as his character turned the corner of a hidden path to collect a blue keycard. âGot it.â
You clapped your hands once. âNice! Youâre almost there.âÂ
Figuring you may as well resume listening to your music as you watched the gory video game, you quickly put your headphones back on to hear the middle of Just Donât Give A Fuck, muttering along to the lyrics as if on instinct.
But if you see me on the street and duck âCause you gonâ get stuck, stole, and snuffed âCause I just donât give a fu-
âHey! Language.â Robert lightly reprimanded you, breaking you out of your trance.
âOop, sorry.âÂ
â...Interesting music choice you got there.âÂ
You gave a grimace-sort of a smile. âExactly why Iâm not showing my cassettes off to anyone. Not for the faint of heart.â
âPfft.â Elijah waved the warning off. âWeâre all adults here, honestly. Whatâs a couple of swear words and dark topics gonna hurt anyone?â
âOhhhh boy, you have no clue, Eli.â You thought, leaning back in your seat.
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Another few weeks later, March Break, 1998...Â
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Your pager bleeped loudly within your pocket, taking you out of your well earned peaceful zone-out of just letting the world go by, watching Quinn play around in the grassy park fields.
Nearly deciding against checking, you reluctantly took your pager out of your pocket, unsurprised to see your agentâs number displayed on the little screen.
Unsurprised yet somehow not having the strength today to feel irritated, you just sighed and dialed him up on your phone. Pretty handy these days, despite being manufactured a few years ago, it was a worthwhile investment if it meant being able to take calls outside the house.
As soon as you heard him pick up, you didnât let him have a chance to say hello:Â âI swear to god, you better have a good reas-â
âPack your bags, weâre going to L.A.â
You blinked.Â
â...Why?â
Usually youâd be far too happy to make a beeline for the airport, but Shaun specifically agreed to not contact you during March Break, just so you could spend some time alone with your family. Having him break that protocol, despite not having any written in agreement, well, letâs just say you had a right to ask why.
Luckily, your agent seemed both excited and probably in a slight state of panic as he explained. âYou remember the demo tape I told you to give to me before you left for the first table-read, right?â Not waiting for your confirmation, he quickly got to the point. âWell, someone here wants you to get that song out ASAP, if you can, you get to perform live on the 31â˛st as THE opening act for another artistâs debut!â
Huh.
Running a hand over your face, you shut your notebook and began to pack your things to leave the park, phone pressed between your ear and shoulder. âWhich one, exactly?â
âFlorentine Garde- oh, no wait, thatâs not what you meant - All of them! Well, pretty much all of them. Look, just, you got a song thatâs pretty much done in there right? Which one is the quickest to be produced from now before the 29th this month?â
âAlright, alright, calm down. I know which one Iâm gonna do. Just let them know Iâll be there hopefully by tomorrow.â
âAlready booked your flight.â
âWow, great. Thanks for doing all this stuff before letting me know beforehand so I can tell my parents and nephew-slash-son know that Iâm going back to work whilst on vacation.â You snipped.
âLook, Iâm sorry, I really am. Itâs just... this is an opportunity you canât miss if you want to make it big in the music industry. I told you before that I saw your potential in your songs you showed me, and nowâs the time to show an audience what youâve got! Câmon, please, work with me here. I promise, Iâll show you the best places there to get the best ice cream. I know you like ice cream, right?â
You just chuckled, zipping up your bag. âAlright. You donât have to bribe me like a child, but now that you mentioned it, you better uphold to that promise or so god help me if shit goes south. Iâll see you tomorrow in L.A.â
Quickly bidding him goodbye, you hung up and called Quinn over, beckoning him to come tidy up and leave. He was fairly understanding every time you told him you had to go to work, which meant not always being able to pick him up from school or taking him outside to play like today, which you were grateful for.Â
Hopefully, he would forgive you for having to leave so soon, once again.
âIâll be back home soon, baby boy. I promise.â
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(End of Chapter 4)
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A/N: GET READY FOR THE REUNION YOUâVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IN CHAPTER 5. MORE MARSHALL CONTENT FROM THERE ON OUT LETâS GOOOOOOO-
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Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii announced for PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, and PC - Gematsu
Publisher SEGA and developer Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio have announced Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC (Steam, Microsoft Store). It will launch on February 28, 2025 worldwide.
Get the first details below.
â About the Game
A new legend begins as you step into the steel toe boots of Goro Majima, a man who has lost his memory and reinvents himself as a pirate on the open sea. Embark on an over-the-top, modern-day pirate adventure with an ex-yakuza, now pirate captain and his crew as they engage in exhilarating combat on land and sea in the hunt for lost memories and a legendary treasure.
Pirate Yakuza Adventure Ahoy!
Goro Majima, a notorious ex-yakuza suddenly finds himself shipwrecked on a remote island in the Pacific. Unable to remember even his own name, he sets sail in search of clues to his lost memories, accompanied by a boy named Noah who saved his life. Before long, theyâre caught up in a conflict between cutthroat criminals, modern-day pirates, and other scoundrels over a legendary treasure.
Get Your Ship Together
Assemble a one-of-a-kind crew while upgrading your ship as you explore the open sea and forge your legend in the cannon fire of foes, unexpected friendships, and immense riches made along the way. When an enemy pirate ship catches you in their sights, an exhilarating real-time cannon battle breaks out. Quickly maneuver into position while avoiding fire, then deliver devastating damage to board the enemy ship and take down the captain in all-out crew vs. crew brawls. Conquer the seas, discover hidden islands and acquire loads of loot like a true yakuza pirate!
Kick Arrrss With Creative Combat
Dynamically switch between the âMad Dogâ and âPirateâ fighting styles to mix-up attacks and deliver explosive combos, juggles, and aerial takedowns that reward your creativity with over-the-top action. With âMad Dogâ style, utilize speed, agility, and flair to deliver precise yet powerful blows that stun your enemies into submission. Or make enemies walk the plank with the âPirateâ style that has you dual-wielding short swords and deploying tricky pirate tools to kick some serious booty.
â Story
After losing his memory, Goro Majima, a once-feared legend in the yakuza world, sets sail in search of treasure. Half a year ago teaming up with Kiryu for a massive battle in the Millenium Tower, Goro Majima washes up with the wreckage of a boat on the shore of a remote, sparsely populated island. With no memoriesânot even his own nameâMajima joins forces with Noah, the young islander who saved his life, and embarks on a search for clues to his forgotten past. However, what waits for them is a powder-keg world where scoundrels vie for a legendary treasure.
â Cast
Goro Majima (voiced by Hidenari Ugaki)
Patriarch of the former Tojo Clanâs Majima Family.
An ex-yakuza with no memories who has washed ashore on a remote island.
Noah Rich (voiced by First Summer Uika)
Local boy on Rich Island.
A youth who dreams of the outside world, hoping to leave the confines of Rich Island.
Jason Rich (voiced by Kenji Matsuda)
Bar Owner on Rich Island and Noahâs father.
A former treasure hunter who, despite being a drunkard, is still a true sea dog.
Masaru Fujita (voiced by Ryuji Akiyama (Robert))
Bodyguard and ship cook.
A skilled chef for hire whoâs sailed the seas on a long line of pirate ships.
Teruhiko Shigaki (voiced by Munetaka Aoki)
Patriarch of the former Tojo Clanâs Shigaki family.
An ex-yakuza with no memories who has washed ashore on a remote island.
Rodriguez (voiced by Ayumi Tanida)
Palekana disciple.
A burly warrior who guards Nele Island, Palekanaâs holy site, with his massive sword.
Mortimer (voiced by Shunsuke Daitoh)
Head of the Mortimer Armada.
A handsome pirate with a charismatic persona who inspires fervor in the lowlifes around him.
Goro (voiced by ???)
Noahâs little friend.
An adorable little cat (?) that Noah found on Rich Island.
â Battle
Push Combat to the Extreme with Two Battle Styles
In addition to his signature Mad Dog style, which is all about speed, Majima can also use his new Sea Dog style to wield a cutlass and other buccaneer gear. Pick the style that works for you to kick, pummel, and slash your way through the filthy bilge rats who stand in your way!
â Adventure
Go wild and unleash chaos around the waters of Hawaii as Goro Majima!
Rich Island
A remote island that an amnesiac Goro Majima washes up on. Noah and his family are some of the islandâs few inhabitants. Despite fishing being the mainstay of the local economy, pirates reminiscent of the Age of Discovery can be inexplicably seen sauntering around.
Madlantis
A secret island where multiple criminal organizations coexist. In a cave on the island hides a sprawling pleasure district built around a fleet of massive tankers. The Piratesâ Coliseum, a hub where pirates constantly engage in naval battles, is here.
Nele Island
A holy site of Palekana, a long-standing religious group based in Hawaii. The Haku, the most fervent believers of Palekana, inhabit the island. The island is notably larger than Rich Island and has a proper harbor.
Hawaii
One of the worldâs most famous tourist destinations. You can learn a lot about Hawaii from the owner of a bar called Revolve in Honolulu City.
â Early Purchase Bonus
Ichiban Pirate Crew Set
Crew Member: Ichiban Kasuga
Backup Crew: Nancy
Ichiban Special Outfit Set
Kasuga Outfit (Infinite Wealth)
Kasuga Outfit (Yakuza: Like a Dragon)
â Game Editions
Standard Edition (physical / digital) â $59.99 / ÂŁ54.99 / âŹ59.99 / 6,930 yen
A copy of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Deluxe Edition (digital) â $74.99 / ÂŁ64.99 / âŹ74.99 / 8,690 yen
A copy of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Downloadable content
Legendary Pirate Crew Pack â Have Kazuma Kiryu, Daigo Dojima, and other fan-favorite Like a Dragon characters become shipmates with the Goro Pirates!
Legendary Outfit Pack â Give Majima more outfits to wear, including a T-shirt exclusively designed for this title and the iconic get-ups sported by yakuza legends such as Kazuma Kiryu and Taiga Saejima.
Ship Customization Pack â Personalize the appearance of your pirate ship, the Goromaru! Choose from designs based on popular characters from the franchise, including Kazuma Kiryu and Ichiban Kasuga.
Extra Karaoke and CD Pack â Add the Majima Construction Song to karaoke and gain the option to play karaoke staples while exploring.
Complete Box (Japan / Asia) (physical) â 19,800 yen
A copy of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Goro Majima Pop-Up Pirate Jr.
Goro Majima Eyepatch
Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii acrylic art board (A4 size)
Art book
Downloadable content
Legendary Pirate Crew Pack â Have Kazuma Kiryu, Daigo Dojima, and other fan-favorite Like a Dragon characters become shipmates with the Goro Pirates!
Legendary Outfit Pack â Give Majima more outfits to wear, including a T-shirt exclusively designed for this title and the iconic get-ups sported by yakuza legends such as Kazuma Kiryu and Taiga Saejima.
Ship Customization Pack â Personalize the appearance of your pirate ship, the Goromaru! Choose from designs based on popular characters from the franchise, including Kazuma Kiryu and Ichiban Kasuga.
Extra Karaoke and CD Pack â Add the Majima Construction Song to karaoke and gain the option to play karaoke staples while exploring.
Watch the announcement trailer, battle gameplay, and reveal event archive below. View the first screenshots at the gallery. Visit the official website here: English / English (Asia) / here.
Announce Trailer
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Japanese
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Battle Gameplay
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Japanese
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RGG Summit 2024
English
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Japanese
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Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii | Announce Trailer
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RGG Summit 2024
Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii (known as Ryu ga Gotoku 8 Gaiden: Pirates in Hawaii in Japan) will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC (Steam, Microsoft Store) on February 28, 2025 worldwide.
Key visual
First details
â About the Game
A new legend begins as you step into the steel toe boots of Goro Majima, a man who has lost his memory and reinvents himself as a pirate on the open sea.
Embark on an over-the-top, modern-day pirate adventure with an ex-yakuza, now pirate captain and his crew as they engage in exhilarating combat on land and sea in the hunt for lost memories and a legendary treasure.
Pirate Yakuza Adventure Ahoy!
Goro Majima, a notorious ex-yakuza suddenly finds himself shipwrecked on a remote island in the Pacific. Unable to remember even his own name, he sets sail in search of clues to his lost memories, accompanied by a boy named Noah who saved his life. Before long, theyâre caught up in a conflict between cutthroat criminals, modern-day pirates, and other scoundrels over a legendary treasure.
Get Your Ship Together
Assemble a one-of-a-kind crew while upgrading your ship as you explore the open sea and forge your legend in the cannon fire of foes, unexpected friendships, and immense riches made along the way.
When an enemy pirate ship catches you in their sights, an exhilarating real-time cannon battle breaks out. Quickly maneuver into position while avoiding fire, then deliver devastating damage to board the enemy ship and take down the captain in all-out crew vs. crew brawls. Conquer the seas, discover hidden islands and acquire loads of loot like a true yakuza pirate!
Kick Arrrss With Creative Combat
Dynamically switch between the âMad Dogâ and âPirateâ fighting styles to mix-up attacks and deliver explosive combos, juggles, and aerial takedowns that reward your creativity with over-the-top action.
With âMad Dogâ style, utilize speed, agility, and flair to deliver precise yet powerful blows that stun your enemies into submission.
Or make enemies walk the plank with the âPirateâ style that has you dual-wielding short swords and deploying tricky pirate tools to kick some serious booty.
â Story
After losing his memory, Goro Majima, a once-feared legend in the yakuza world, sets sail in search of treasure.
Half a year ago teaming up with Kiryu for a massive battle in the Millenium Tower, Goro Majima washes up with the wreckage of a boat on the shore of a remote, sparsely populated island. With no memoriesânot even his own nameâMajima joins forces with Noah, the young islander who saved his life, and embarks on a search for clues to his forgotten past. However, what waits for them is a powder-keg world where scoundrels vie for a legendary treasure.
â Cast
Goro Majima (voiced by Hidenari Ugaki)
Patriarch of the former Tojo Clanâs Majima Family.
An ex-yakuza with no memories who has washed ashore on a remote island.
Noah Rich (voiced by First Summer Uika)
Local boy on Rich Island.
A youth who dreams of the outside world, hoping to leave the confines of Rich Island.
Jason Rich (voiced by Kenji Matsuda)
Bar Owner on Rich Island and Noahâs father.
A former treasure hunter who, despite being a drunkard, is still a true sea dog.
Masaru Fujita (voiced by Ryuji Akiyama (Robert))
Bodyguard and ship cook.
A skilled chef for hire whoâs sailed the seas on a long line of pirate ships.
Teruhiko Shigaki (voiced by Munetaka Aoki)
Patriarch of the former Tojo Clanâs Shigaki family.
An ex-yakuza with no memories who has washed ashore on a remote island.
Rodriguez (voiced by Ayumi Tanida)
Palekana disciple.
A burly warrior who guards Nele Island, Palekanaâs holy site, with his massive sword.
Mortimer (voiced by Shunsuke Daitoh)
Head of the Mortimer Armada.
A handsome pirate with a charismatic persona who inspires fervor in the lowlifes around him.
Goro (voiced by ???)
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Hey Mike, Iâve really enjoyed reading your long posts on projects youâve worked on through your career. I was wondering if you could talk a little about your experience in film school and making your student films. I was able to watch Ghosts of Hamilton Street a while ago and found it really interesting how some of the same themes in that film have been consistent through all of your work and have really liked seeing the progression and progress youâve made in your stories since. Thanks!
Oh wow, deep pull here. I don't often talk about these movies, which I think of as the "Towson Trilogy."
They were amazing learning experiences, but aren't really fit for public consumption. I consider them an incredible, irreplaceable film school, but I've gone out of my way to not to help them become available - they just aren't on a level that I'd feel comfortable putting out into the world.
So let's go back to 1998.
I was an undergrad at Towson University in Maryland. I had dreamed of being a filmmaker for most of my childhood, and had made a few backyard movies on VHS with friends, and some VHS shorts in high school. But the idea of a career in filmmaking was very farfetched. My father was in the U.S. Coast Guard and my mother was a medical office manager. They were always very supportive of my little "movie projects," but also very much invested in my education and wanted me to focus on careers that were more likely. A career making movies seemed very, very unrealistic, and I spent my senior year of High School focusing on coming up with a "real job" I could get passionate about. As I graduated High School, I had let go of the filmmaking dream and was hoping to get enough scholarship money so I could afford to go to Loyola University Maryland, where I wanted to major in secondary education.
I was going to be a high school history teacher.
I didn't get enough scholarship money to attend Loyola, so I ended up enrolling at Towson University (then called Towson State) instead. I was initially very disappointed by this outcome, but it turned out to be one of the best things that happened in my life.
I was still planning on following the education track, but I felt discouraged and bruised by missing out on Loyola. So as I filled out my freshman electives, I signed up for Intro to Film on a lark. I mean, my hopes and dreamed hadn't panned out. I didn't get into my first choice school (or my second, for that matter) and here I was.
Why not?
It was immediately clear to me that this was what I wanted to do with my life. It was what I'd always wanted to do, if I was honest - I had been making all of those little movies, I lived and breathed movies, I had been saying since I was kid that I wanted to make movies for a living, and here was my chance to learn more about that world. I was hooked immediately. I started to ignore my other classes in favor in spending more time in the Mass Communications department (there wasn't an official "film" major at Towson); so what if this wasn't a "real job," so what if I didn't have a chance in hell of being a professional filmmaker... I had access to cameras. That meant I could make movies.
This happened to coincide with an exciting time in independent filmmaking. Spike Lee, Edward Burns, Kevin Smith, Jim Jarmusch - we would talk excitedly about the rumored budget of Robert Rodriguez's El Mariachi (everyone said it was just seven thousand bucks!), we would talk between classes about the filmmakers who were forging careers out of thin air on shoestring budgets. People were breaking the rules, and bucking the system. Careers were being made on one rogue film. They weren't climbing the ladder; they were suing for membership. Make a movie, then make a career. Independent Film was the way in. The odds might be against you, but if your number came up... man, you were on your way.
I had a substitute teacher in one of my film classes. His name was Steve Yeager and he'd just won the filmmaker's trophy at Sundance for his documentary about local hero John Waters, a movie called Divine Trash. He was the toast of Baltimore at the time, and he spoke breathlessly about the independent filmmakers who were leading the charge and finding audiences outside of the studio system. He told the students that any of us could do this - any of us could make a movie, especially using this brand new technology called:
DIGITAL VIDEO.
Steve argued that DV had democratized filmmaking, and cited filmmakers like Mike White, whose DV feature Chuck and Buck had just hit the festival scene. Dogme 95, the creative movement founded by the Danish directors Lars von Trier and Thomas Vinterberg, was the talk of all the cinephiles. Not only could we make a movie, Steve declared, we could make it for a fraction of the cost that most filmmakers had had to bear over the years when dealing with purchasing and processing film.
I had been inspired by movies like Clerks, The Brothers McMullen, and Stranger Than Paradise - I was working on my own script, a slice of life story called Makebelieve, which was focused on the only slice of life I knew anything about: a college kid,,, who loved movies... and... had a crush on a girl.
You write what you know, I guess.
Now, our little Mass Comm program at Towson was a great way to get experience making movies, but we made them as part of a group. The best case scenario was waiting until you were an upperclassman and hoping you'd be able to direct a short film with your classmates, but most students never got their turn directing. Some students would labor through the department for four years but never sit in a director's chair when the senior projects came around. I was too impatient to wait for that. I wanted to be like Kevin Smith, Mike White and Ed Burns - I wanted to make my movie, my way, right now.
I was actively averse to commercial viability (an allergy it took me far too long to overcome), utterly enamored with the emerging mumblecore "indie film" vibe of the time, and convinced that a movie comprised of extended conversations about collegiate dating would make for riveting entertainment. I had several friends in the Theater Department, enlisted the help of my roommate Dave Foster, and pretty soon we were doing table reads and shooting proof-of-concept trailers on miniDV.
Raising money for the movie was a huge challenge. A girlfriend had managed to get ahold of Bruce Campbell's email (it was the worst-kept secret on the fledgling internet at the time), and I emailed him to invite him to be part of our little movie. He actually wrote back - he declined participation (for reasons that are astonishingly obvious to me now) but was kind enough to send some advice for the production. We were so grateful he took the time to respond that we named our production company after our favorite line from Army of Darkness... we were Sugarbaby Productions.
Steve Yeager, my substitute teacher, had told the class "if any of you write a feature film, I will do what I can to help you produce it." I came up to him after class and handed him the script for Makebelieve. He looked a little shocked, but he agreed to read the script. He did, and he liked it, and for reasons I may never understand, he said "okay, fine. I'll produce your movie."
Steve was true to his word. He didn't bring money (it would have been certifiably insane if he had), but he used his connections to find a crew of professionals in Baltimore willing to work on a little college movie. We had fundraisers, we had bake sales, we sold T-shirts on campus to raise cash to shoot. We hit up every family member and friend for possible investment (my parents, to their endless credit, put up more money than they could afford), and we scraped together enough to shoot the thing.
We filmed Makebelieve on miniDV in over the summer of 1999. The University gave us access to its facilities to use for locations, we had the run of campus, and our tiny cast and crew received independent study credit for their participation in the film.
The technology wasn't quite the amazing godsend people had made it out to be. It was low resolution, there was not yet anything that allowed you to change frame rate; everything still had that "soap opera" feeling you get with 30 fps.
We compensated for this by emulating a Hal Hartley film I'd seen at festival called Book of Life, which had opted for a slower shutter speed to give the film a dreamy, smeary look that hid the frame rate. We shot at a 1/15s shutter speed, and the movie looked a bit like an acid trip... but at least it didn't move like a soap opera.
The finished movie... well, it's not very good.
It was my first feature, it wasn't really about much of anything, but it had some fun dialog and a truly committed young cast. It had promise. And we finished the thing! That was the biggest miracle. It was the best film school I could ever hope for - a trial by fire that pulled me through each and every phase of production and forced me to learn on the job.
The film was rejected by every single major film festival - my dreams of being the next Sundance breakout auteur were dashed very quickly. But we had our world premiere at the Maryland Film Festival in 2000, to a sold out crowd, and that was the single biggest night of my young life up until that point.
I was completely hooked. I knew the film was deeply flawed, and I was eager for another at-bat - I knew I could do better.
I wouldn't wait long. I had already written a script for an "edgy" follow-up to Makebelieve called Still Life. It was "edgy" because it featured a more nihilistic plot, about a group of photography majors who begin exploiting elements of their lives for their senior thesis project, and in doing so get disconnected from their lives by examining them through lenses (Get it?! Man, I sure was a film student, wasn't I)
I had gone through a bad breakup after Makebelieve was done, an engagement that had ended and broken my young heart. Frankly, we were just babies - I really had no business whatsoever trying to get married at 21 - but I wrote that breakup into the script and let the bitterness rip. Edgy, right?
I used most of the same cast from Makebelieve (thus beginning a habit that still holds true today) and set about trying to find money to make the film.
The issue was how to raise money. We had already knocked on every door to finance Makebelieve and nobody got their money back; the movie never sold. Investing in independent films is one of the highest risk investments you can make. We'd turned over every single rock we could think of last time, how the hell were we going to do that again?
We courted more investors, including some professional risk takers and VC people. An accountant named Harry Rosen drummed up a bunch of investors in exchange for a role in the film (he played the grandfather of one of the leads). This movie had more money than the last, and it wasn't from friends and family by and large - it was from people who were giving and expecting much more.
We shot Still Life in the summer of 2000, just after Makebelieve had premiered (even then, I couldn't wait for one movie to come out before starting another). It was a more ambitious shoot across the board. And again, it was a phenomenal learning experience. And again, the movie wasn't quite... good.
The first cut was 180 minutes long. Yep, 180. The Final Cut is... 75 mins long. So... yeah, it was probably a few drafts undercooked.
It was indulgent, it was uneven, and it was spectacularly self-important. But it got into some more festivals - quite a few more than Makebelieve -and it even won some awards.
See, the rise of digital video meant an avalanche of digital movies. It had democratized filmmaking after all - suddenly, the sheer volume of submissions at film festivals increased by a factor of ten. And with that many thousands of extra movies flooding the festival market, the laws of supply and demand kicked in - there were suddenly a LOT more film festivals.
And there were film festivals who weren't terribly scrupulous. There were festivals who only existed to collect submissions fees, and they'd accept movies that otherwise would never have made it into a fest, so long as they thought they could make some money of the filmmakers. Some of the fests we played back then soon became notorious for running these kinds of scams. But it wasn't nearly as difficult to get into festivals as it once was... and it wasn't nearly as difficult to win awards.
One of the festivals we were accepted into was in Los Angeles, and I came out to LA for the first time in my life for the screening. While here, I started making plans to move to California. It seemed impossible, daring, and crazy at the time - I had no money, my movie had some laurels on the poster but wasn't commercially viable - and I had no idea how to pull it off. But I decided then, walking around Santa Monica late one night after a screening: as soon as I graduated from Towson, I'd move to LA.
But it turned out graduation was a long ways off.
Still Life took up an enormous amount of time, and I fell behind on my studies. The film never did find a distributor. It played a few dozen fests (some of which were downright predatory) and then it was over.
Itching to keep shooting stuff but certainly out of fundraising options, I ended up part of a startup production company consisting of a recent grad and another student at Towson, and we actually got a couple industrial jobs around Baltimore. I took a semester off to focus on the work. Graduation got pushed back. And then I took another semester off when more gigs came in. I finally graduated in May 2002, two years later than I'd planned. My production company had gone bust (we had no idea what we were doing) but we did some good commercial and industrial work and I got some experience trying to manage a business.
I had also wised up in one very important respect: I had kept writing scripts this whole time (you really can't help it, if you're a writer) and I had finally decided to embrace GENRE.
I had written a script called Ghosts of Hamilton Street. On the outside, it looked like an episode of The Twilight Zone; the plot centered around a washed-up alcoholic who starts to notice people in his life disappearing without a trace... but whenever one of them goes, the world around him completely rewrites itself as though they never existed at all.
I thought I was starting to play with genre conventions, doing a light sci-fi story that would be fun and character-forward. What I was really doing, though, was dealing with the fact that a lot of my closest friends from college had graduated on time, two years before me, and gone out into their adulthoods. I missed them, and I felt that my world was altered with each of their absences. I was starting to get introspective.
This was about something. It was about regret, it was transition, it was about losing one's comfortable world and heading into the unknown. It was about my regret for my failed engagement (and my exploitation of it for Still Life), and about the friends who had gone ahead into adulthood without me. It was also, I realize now, about having a drinking problem. I wouldn't really understand this, or take any action to fix it, for fifteen more years.
For now, I just knew this one felt a little different. It had an engine. I had something to talk about for the first time in my filmmaking career. This one wasn't a class project, just fumbling around with the technical realities of production; this had a tiny, infant, unformed little voice in there. It was small, it was buried, but it was there.
So how could we finance it?
Okay. You're not going to believe this, but it's true... I've never really talked about this publicly before, but it's the truth so here goes:
A good friend of mine, a fellow student at Towson, was hit one night by a Papa Johns delivery car while crossing the street. He settled with the company and came into a lot of money. He invested some of that to finance Ghosts, and... well... that's how we did it.
Yep, you read that right: my third feature was financed because a friend of mine got hit by a pizza delivery guy. So when people ask me what advice I have for fundraising, unless I say "start shoving your friends in front of delivery vehicles", I'm being a bit of a hypocrite.
My friend was now a bonafide executive producer, and he was walking normally again, so we were off to make a movie!
It was a modest budget compared to the sprawling mess that was Still Life, but the digital video technology had advanced - we were now shooting in 24p, and for the first time in my career, my little digital features actually moved like a movie.
Again, the cast brought back some familiar faces from Makebelieve and Still Life. We held auditions for the other parts.
One of the fellow Towson students who auditioned for a role was a girl I knew tangentially from the theater department. She was much closer to my roommate Paul Jerue, who was working on the movie too, but she'd been over my place a few times and we'd hung out here and there.
Her name was Amy Schumer, and I remember her audition very well. I didn't give her a part in this movie. I remember telling the producers I thought she was too funny for it. She was quite funny, in fact. I think she's also now the most famous person to come out of Towson University.
Somewhat ironically, there aren't a lot of photographs from this period of my life, because I didn't have a digital camera. Everything was on film, and just about all of those shots are lost to time.
But there are a few leftover from Ghosts that I'll share here - I've used my phone to snap some pics of pages from a single surviving scrapbook:
(Holy god, I actually had hair...)
Ghosts of Hamilton Street isn't a bad movie. It had taken me years of work, but I had finally made something that wasn't bad. They say your first ten movies are gonna suck, so get them out of the way early... maybe I was a little ahead of schedule after all.
Even though I had graduated just before we shot it, I still consider it a student film. It was shot in and around campus, utilizing equipment from the school, and the cast and crew were comprised of students and graduates (a lot of the cast were returning actors from Makebelieve and Still Life).
The star of the movie was a student who was ahead of me by a year named Scott Graham. I loved working with him, and I loved what he did with this movie.
(The great Scott Graham, three years before the Oculus short)
Three years later, he would fly himself out to LA from Washington DC in order to star in a short film I'd make in Los Angeles called Oculus.
(Filming Oculus - Chapter 3: the Man with the Plan in 2005)
Looking back, I think of Ghosts of Hamilton Street as my first movie. The other two were just class projects, really, and I was throwing spaghetti against the wall. But this one... it features an ambitious 90 second oner in the middle of the movie that competently tracks Scott through a bewildering office environment. It's a good shot.
It uses its genre moments as extensions of character, and is not concerned with scares or set pieces. It's metaphorical, whereas the other two movies were literal.
And it ends on a monologue.
As far as film festivals, it actually did okay. We screened at a few dozen places, and even traveled with the film. It won some more awards at some reputable festivals. And that winter, just after its premiere, when I packed the moving van to go to LA, I brought 100 DVD copies with me, hoping it would kickstart my career in Hollywood.
It wouldn't; that would happen ten years later, with Oculus. And when I filmed the Oculus feature, Scott Graham - star of Ghosts of Hamilton Street, and star of the Oculus short - played the janitor at the auction house where the mirror was kept.
And the two police officers who arrest Brenton Thwaites at the end of the film? Zak Jeffries, star of Makebelieve, Still Life, and Ghosts, and Dave Foster, my freshman year roommate, who worked crew on every film I made - even the little 8mm shorts - in Towson.
Nat Roers, who starred in Makebelieve and Still Life and was also my roommate for the last two years of college, appears as a jogger in Absentia, Dash Mihok's doomed wife in Before I Wake and as a reporter in Gerald's Game.
My professor at Towson who encouraged me to make all of these movies, and helped every way he could, was a man named Tom Brandau. He acted in Ghost of Hamilton Street, but he also was running the Fargo Film Festival in 2011, and he invited us to host the world premiere of Absentia at the festival. He also sat with me at the monitor for a week while we filmed The Haunting of Hill House, and for several days at the Overlook while we shot Doctor Sleep. He passed away a few years ago, and I miss him terribly.
As for Steve Yeager, the substitute teacher who dared us to make a movie my freshman year, and then put his money where his mouth was and produced my first digital feature a year later - Steve was also on set for Gerald's Game and for Doctor Sleep, and we went out for a beer to celebrate after a long shoot day. I quit drinking before that movie wrapped, so I believe it may have been one of the last beers I ever had, and I'm so glad I got to share it with Steve, who took this pie-eyed kid from his class and told him he could be a filmmaker.
My roommates when I moved out to LA were Ghosts star Zak Jeffries, Ghosts producer Jeff Seidman, crew members Amy Winter (soon to be Amy Seidman), Joe Wicker and Gaby Chavez.
In a way, all of these people were the foundation that started it all. I actively hate Netflix's lame "Flanaverse" idea, but if there was a Flanaverse, these were the people who built it. Scott Graham, Zak Jeffries, Dave Foster, Nat Roers, Jamie Sinsz, Megan Anderson, Steve Yeager, Jeff Seidman, Amy Seidman, Will Pinkine, Rich Koeckert, Jessi Bounelis, Chris Cridler, Sarah Yarbrough, Kara Webb, Kerry Brady, Joe Wicker, Gaby Chavez and Tom Brandau.
They were ride or die, man.
I think back on that time now and laugh. What a deal we made about digital video... I remember scraping together $2,000 to buy a 9 GB hard drive to edit - yes, I said NINE GIGABYTES.
I think about all of those dreamers out there today who have a 4k camera with 256 GB (or more) IN THEIR POCKET.
Yep, you've got a camera in your pocket that is infinitely more powerful than the cameras I filmed the first four features of my career on. Anyone who says they want to be a filmmaker and aren't sure how to start... I mean, take that thing out of your pocket and SHOOT SOMETHING. You are so, so, so ahead of the game.
So thank you for asking the question, and sorry for the long post. What I will always remember about that time was just how wildly, recklessly, adorably foolish we were... and how if we hadn't been, I might not have a career at all.
I made three independent feature films in my twenties, and another in my thirties, and while I don't think most of them are ultimately worthy of an audience, they were the best education I ever could have hoped for. I made them with dear friends, some of whom have remained in my life and heart to this day, and all of whom I owe an enormous debt.
My favorite thing? The title of the first one.
Makebelieve.
Because man, we were kids. Everything about that word is whimsy, innocence, and naivety. It's not a perfect movie; in fact, it isn't even a good one.
But that is a perfect, perfect title.
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â@glenpowell I was just inducted into the âTexas Film Hall of Fame.â
Richard Linklater spoke to the crowd about our collaboration over the years. Even though âHit Manâ is our fourth movie together, technically speaking that partnership began for me when I studied Richard Linklater in my creative writing class freshman year of high school. Watching Linklater and reading Linklater is how I learned to write screenplays. Almost twenty years later, the hero I studied is my co-writer, co-producer, the greatest collaborator of my career, and one of my best friends.
Even more, I received the Hall of Fame Award from Robert Rodriguez who gave me my first acting job on âSpy Kids 3D: Game OverââŚand he awarded it to me on the exact spot at Troublemaker Studios where I shot my role as âThe Long Fingered Boyâ when I was fourteenâŚa day that sent me on a life-long chase to be a part of the moviesâŚ
Itâs been a long hunt, but this moment is just proof of what life can serve you up if you give your dreams enough time and road to run.
Thank you to my family, my friends, my cast mates, and the Austin Film Society for their kind words, my cousin Drew Fish for his incredible music, and thank you Tecovas for supplying my emotional support army with slick hats for the occasion.
I love Texas. I love Texans. I promise to make yâall proud.
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All About Glen
I'm in the mood for something... easy.
Or, rather, I thought this would be easy. Then I went deep diving and have yet to surface. This post will likely edited a few more times in the next few days (maybe? I'll let you know either way), so keep an eye out!
So... who is Glen Powell? Besides a possible new rising star in Hollywood. (Certainly his upcoming projects say he's in high demand!)
Come with me, and I shall tell you!
Also, I had so much fun diving into his background! Learned more about this guy than I realized!
(And I also turned my daughter into a Glen Powell fan! I'll explain why/how in a bit!)
Raised in Austin, Texas, born on October 21, 1988, to Glen Powell Sr and Cyndy Powell, he's the middle child of three. And the only boy. He has an older sister named Lauren and a younger sister, Leslie. Named after his father, the Original Glen (no, seriously, that's his Instagram!), Glen was a child actor. He started performing with the Austin Musical Theater program when he was in the fifth grade, learning to tap dance--according to Leslie, there is video evidence--and appearing in The Music Man and 42nd Street.
Oh, he explored all sorts of extracurriculars' growing up. Football, lacrosse, all sorts. However, his passion and fascination were movies.
The actor recalled that he would be âpicking dandelionsâ in the outfield while playing baseball as a kid, and his parents, Cyndy and Glen Sr., were ready to let him try something else.
âI played violin for a bit, and all of a sudden, I was like, âNo, not into this anymore.â They let me give it up,â he continued, noting they were supportive until Powell found something he âreally loved.â Thatâs where his acting career comes in.
At the precious age of 5, his father took him to see Steven Spielberg's megahit, Jurassic Park, in the summer of 1993. Glen ended up watching the movie multiple times in theaters, and again on home video, trying to figure out the secrets of the film's special effects.
In an interview with Austin Monthly, Glen said he began making his own science fiction films growing up. He'd use a home video camera, computer, recruited his friends to be actors, and searched for props in his family's basement. Seeing this, his parents encouraged him to enroll in acting classes.
His second grade project was on Steven Spielberg's use of practical effects in Jurassic Park. In 2003, when he was 14, he got his first movie role as "long-fingered boy" in Spy Kids 3: Game Over. His location in Austin helped him land the role. Director Robert Rodriguez discovered Powell, then 14, while looking for "local hires" to accompany the primarily Los Angeles-based cast.
"You're just trying to find someone locally that won't get nervous, that'll give a performance that kind of measures up to the other actors. He walks in with a stature and confidence and just nails it," Rodriguez told IndieWire. "So now, it's no surprise to see [he made it as an actor], but he already had that quality at 14 and clarity of vision that that's what he was supposed to be."
Two years later, he played a paperboy in The Wendell Baker Story, a part that required him to get hit by a car, which he practiced with his mother in a church parking lot.
In 2006, everything changed. His mother, Cyndy, drove him five hours to Shreveport, La., to audition for Denzel Washington, who was directing and starring in The Great Debaters. Powell got the part--and a powerful agent: Ed Limato, who represented Washington.
Powell also starred in Fast Food Nation (2006), and The Hottest State (2006) over the next few years.
Still in high school at Westwood, Powell even considered deprioritizing his acting career until receiving a pep talk from Denzel Washington during the filming of The Great Debaters. In the movie, Powell played Harvard University student Preston Whittington and impressed the two-time Oscar winner. "Denzel Washington really pushed me out of the nest a bit and said, 'You should double-down on yourself. You should give [acting] a shot'," Powell said.
A year later, Limato called Powell in his dorm room at the University of Texas at Austin.
"Ed said, 'If you're going to spin the wheel on an acting career, now is the time to do it'," Powell said.
Taking a chance, Powell dropped out of college and moved to Los Angeles in 2008. âEd always told me, over and over, that the definition of a movie star is somebody who guys want to grab a beer with â fun, not threatening â and who women want to date and bring home to meet their parents,â Powell said.
Limato had a history of helping turn actors into big stars--among his clients? Mel Gibson, Richard Gere, and Kevin Costner. Limato also gave Powell a crucial career tip: Donât take on a role in a big franchise too soon, however tempting the paycheck; stars are built in smaller movies of varied genres.
Unfortunately for Powell, Limato died two years later, leaving him without an advocate.
It was a rough and learning time for Glen. He supported himself through coaching community sports and small acting jobs (a Dockers commercial, an episode of The Lying Game, a cable series).
Not long after Powell moved to Los Angeles, Limato introduced him to Lynda Obst, a fellow Texan and a producer of hits like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Contact, and Sleepless in Seattle. She hired Powell as an intern, a job that involved reading scripts and giving feedback.
It helped him learn how Hollywood ran.
Obst recalled, "He was adorable--charm off the charts. But that is not what impressed me, and it's not why he's succeeding." She went on: "Actors can turn on charm, but they can't turn on intelligence. Glen is smart and learned about developing scripts and the structure in movies. It made him independent and wily."
He eventually got dropped by the William Morris Endeavor talent agency. He began to question whether superstardom was even achievable anymore. He took to writing scripts and sold several to help keep himself afloat during his shaky start.
Glen took Washington's advice and gradually began appearing in more prominent titles, including the Christopher Nolan-directed Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, in 2012 as an unnamed Gotham Stock Exchange Trader. He also appeared in the ensemble movie, The Expendables 3, in 2014, appearing alongside action stars such as Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In 2016, he played astronaut John Glenn in Hidden Figures. Glen was cited as saying that upon viewing a rough cut of the film with unfinished special effects, he was critical of his performance. "I just remember being like 'I ruined this beautiful movie, the legacy of these amazing women'," he explained in an interview with Variety.
Fortunately, critics and the audience disagreed--the movie made more than $230 million at the box office and received an Academy Award nomination for Best Picture.
He took a detour into comedy for his next roles, including the teen movie Everybody Wants Some!! (2016), and the Netflix rom-com Set It Up (2018).
In between all that, he went onto a recurring role on Scream Queens (Ryan Murphy's show on Fox), and appear in The Guernsey Literary and Potato Pie Society. He's even done voice roles, such as the Netflix cartoon, Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous, and an episode of Rick and Morty.
How he got the huge leap to everyone's attention was something he nearly turned down. He lost out on blockbuster roles including Captain America, Han Solo in Solo, in addition to pieces in films ranging from Friday Night LIghts to Cowboys & Aliens and The Longest Ride.
His break was something he nearly missed out on.
When Miles Teller beat him out of the part of Rooster in Top Gun: Maverick, and Tom Cruise and director Joe Kosinski offered him the role of Hangman instead.
The problem?
"If I were editing this movie, I would cut him out immediately," Powell said to British GQ. The original version of the character was a lousy pilot who made it to Top Gun through nepotism, a storyline Powell thought did the film a disservice.
Luck was with him. Cruise and Kosinski decided to hear him out and ended up convinced, rewriting the character based on Powell's notes.
âWhat we were talking about is, how can Hangman service the story and give the flavour of the original Top Gun that you need?â Powell said.
âI said my piece to Tom about what I do and what I do well, and he listened. Tomâs a listener. He listens to the crew members, he listens to his collaborators, and he hears people.â
And good thing he did â Top Gun: Maverick went on to become a box office phenomenon, and Powellâs career got the kickstart he had waited so long for.
2022 was his year. He appeared in the war drama Devotion, the Netflix animated comedy Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood, and Top Gun: Maverick. The latter, the sequel to the 1986 vehicle--became the biggest movie of the year, grossing nearly $1.5 billion at the global box office.
Powell underwent extensive training for the film, including underwater escape simulations and flights in F-18 aircraft to prepare for the G-forces he would experience on camera. Cruise even paid for the actor to complete flight school as a Christmas present, allowing Powell to earn his pilot's license.
We all know what happened after this. His role with Sydney Sweeney on Anyone But You brought him even more attention. His future projects will keep him busy for at least a couple of years. (He did tease he has a start date for Top Gun 3, but has refused to say more than that.)
He's been romantically linked to Nina Dobrev in 2017, Australian TV host Renee Bargh from 2018 to 2019. He began dating model Gigi Paris, starting in 2020. We know in April of 2023, they broke up for good.
Glen Powell Sr, his father, was an executive coach. His mother? A stay at home mom. Leslie is working on her career as a singer, and was fortunate enough to have had a song be used for the Olympics!
Both parents have trolled the hell out of Glen during the premiere of Hit Man. In a way, his family is what keeps Glen grounded.
Amusingly, Us Weekly described his parents as the first ever nepo parents.
âThe greatest gift that my parents gave me is never making me sit in things I didnât want to sit in and letting me chase the passions I wanted to chase, no matter what,â Powell, 35, told Us Weekly exclusively while promoting his new movie Twisters. âI am really grateful for my parents for not trying to deter me from a job that has such a low success rate.â
As his fame continued to rise, his parents have made various cameos in his movies over the years.
His Instagram is full of photos of behind the scenes, with family, and of course, Brisket.
There was a rumor that Glen was opening a restaurant in Austin. This has been researched and debunked. I did go into detail about his future projects here.
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So how did I convert my daughter into a fan?
Because I was talking to her about the gossip regarding him and Sydney Sweeney. I showed her the photos, then I showed her how he was with his other female costars.
With Adria Arjona from Hit Man.
With Daisy Edgar-Jones from Twisters.
And her first thought: "He makes them comfortable. He's safe. That's why they're so relaxed."
In that instant, she became a fan. That's all it took.
So yeah. Got fans here.
We're looking forward to more about this green-eyed Texan!
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BONUS: Glen also is rather hilarious on Twitter! Check this out!
Hilariously, he decided to run with it!
We love a star who can make a joke like this!
Sources (with blatant lifts when possible): New York Times (using web archive due to paywall) Entertainment Weekly Us Weekly Biography Los Angeles Time Variety *I freely admit/acknowledge I relied on existing writing to put all this together. I added, rearranged, edited, as necessary. I am grateful to the access of this information that allowed me to compile this biography!
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CBSâ NCIS: Origins is about âa story I donât tell,â narrator Mark Harmonâs Leroy Jethro Gibbs tells us midway through the prequel spinoffâs premiere. Specifically, âThis is the story ofââ
Actually, the end of that sentence is a major spoiler, and the onset of a provocative mystery. And Gibbsâ full declaration, as the forever-analog former NCIS agent puts this story to paper in front of an Alaskan campfire, is bound to figuratively ignite your interest in what lies ahead.
Launching this Monday at a special time (9/8c) with a double-episode premiere, NCIS: Origins is set in the year 1991 â not long after a young Gibbs (played by Austin Stowell) returned from serving in Operation Desert Storm, only to bury his tragically killed wife and young daughter. The series follows Gibbs as he begins his career as a newly minted Special Agent at the NIS Camp Pendleton office, under the tutelage of the legendary Mike Franks (Big Skyâs Kyle Schmid).
But we already know this story, some NCIS fans have contended, citing bits and pieces scattered across Mark Harmonâs 19 seasons on the mothership and a smattering of flashback episodes featuring Harmonâs son Sean as a young Gibbs. NCIS: Origins, though, is here to fill in blanks you werenât expecting (including about the aforementioned story he mysteriously has never told), and bring to life seminal, never-before-seen moments from Gibbsâ past. (How do you think Jethro reacted when he first was told the Shannon/Kelly news?)
Because Gibbs is new to his job at NIS â and because he is still shellshocked by his personal loss to a greater degree than he might admit â âProbieâ is understandably reserved upon claiming his desk at Camp Pendleton. He holds back on hunches. Heâs more laconic than even his older self. That low-key vibe may give a viewer concern, out of the gate, given that this is Gibbsâ story. I, for one, had some reservations coming out of the premiere, for that very reason. But there is a âGibbs firstâ in Episode 3 that excitingly activates the character and imbues the rookie agent with a confidence that will be warmly familiar to NCIS fans.
Caleb Foote (Made for Love) and recurring guest star Bobby Moynihan (SNL) serve up comic relief as gung-ho Special Agent âRandyâ Randolf and overworked forensics lab boss Woody. Diany Rodriguez (The Blacklist) is a bit of an enigma thus far as Special Agent Vera Strickland, though she and Molino have a powerful scene together early on. Similarly, Tyla Abercrumbie (The Chi) as Field Operation Support Officer/âHead Secretary in Chargeâ Mary Jo Hayes doesnât get much focus until Episode 4, but when she does, she absolutely brings the goods as NISâ warm beating heart.
In recurring roles, Patrick Fischler (Mad Men) finds just the right level of officious as SAC Wheeler, and itâs very easy to see how Robert Taylor (Longmire) might age into NCISâ Ralph Waite, as Gibbsâ father Jackson.
Now, you ask: What about young Gibbs himself?
As noted above, series front man Austin Stowell â of Peacockâs A Friend of the Family and much more recently Starzâs Three Women â is tasked at the start with having to lie low and give us a Gibbs who is a bit unsure of himself, and is (too?) often distracted by tragic memories. And looks-wise, he is more âJack Reacherâ than âSean Harmon.â But the nature of the character at this very specific point in his life does call for gravitas â this is Gibbs like youâve never seen him before â and Stowell does well with that material, including to heartbreaking effect in Episode 4. (There are also times when Stowellâs voice eerily sounds just like Mark Harmonâs, or when heâll cock his head just as Boss would when getting an update from DiNozzo.)
The 1991 setting, as you can imagine, lends itself to not just Asteroids and Galaga machines in the NIS break room, but all manner of âretroâ technology and crimesolving methods. (Do not ask Franks how to start up the newly delivered PC, and do not expect fingerprint analysis back from Woody inside of two days!) A trip to a mall in Episode 3 doesnât distract with â90s fashion, but there are occasional needle drops â including a use of a Bangles tune that took me a second viewing to truly appreciate.
THE TVLINE BOTTOM LINE: Both young Gibbs and NCIS: Origins take a minute to find their bearings, but once they do, this latest NCIS offshoot shows promise.
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hi mom ik you're a big fan of cinema and im lookign for new movies to watch, can u share your top 4? thank uuu
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Phantom of the Paradise - Brian de Palma (1974), a musical and the lovechild of the myth of Faust, the Phantom of the Opera, and the Shining (the soundtrack is to die for).
La Folie des Grandeurs - GĂŠrard Oury (1971), an adaptation from a play (by the author of les Mis) about politics, the Court of Spain, love, greed - I've been in love with the lackey my whole life.
The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman (1957), the story of a medieval soldier playing chess against Death to save his life (and a great source of relief when my head was playing against me).
The 101 Dalmatians - Stephen Herek (1996), not quite auteur cinema but my favourite comfort movie, at first a great reminder of how peaceful life without modern day tech was, then an amazing love story, then an investigation, a fantastic cast, perfect villains, many dogs, great music, my whole heart on a platter.
I will make a longer list and you cannot stop me:
Rear Window - Alfred Hitchcock (1954), where a photographer stuck at home after an accident grows suspicious of a neighbour whose wife has disappeared.
La JetĂŠe - Chris Marker (1962), an experimental sci-fi short movie made by one of my favourite directors, about the scientific experiments done on a man to save the world, that later inspired Terry Gilliam's Twelve Monkeys (that could also be on this list).
Anything? (Seven chances, Cops, The Cameraman) - Buster Keaton (1920s), my second favourite director and a firework on legs who was never afraid of a stunt.
The Host - Bong Joon Ho (2006), where lab waste thrown into the sea creates a monster that kidnaps a girl, forcing her good for nothing father to finally do something with his life.
Death becomes her - Robert Zemeckis (1992), where two middle-aged actresses fight for a man, get blinded by their desire for youth and cross paths with magic and murder.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Jim Sharman (1975), the meeting between a young old school couple and a group of weird creatures in a mansion (including my husband Tim Curry).
Pride and Prejudice - Joe Wright (2005), of course.
Body Snatchers - Philip Kaufman (1978), one of the four adaptations of the book and the best one in my opinion, the story of people mysteriously disappearing and returning changed and a tale about human passion.
Old boy - Park Chan-Wook (2003), the visually stunning and heartbreaking story of a man randomly kidnapped, kept somewhere for years, then released without a word.
Minority Report - Spielberg (2002), a dystopian movie about a world where the efforts of science and exploitation have put an end to criminality, at a great price.
Sleeping Beauty - Disney (1959), the most beautiful one, the only one with a composer's music, one of the best villains.
The Age of Adaline - Lee Toland Krieger (2015), the story of a woman who stopped aging and navigates the world while trying to not get caught or catch feelings.
Planet Terror - Robert Rodriguez (2007), an unserious tale of zombies, a virus, and Rose McGowan's pew pew leg.
Home alone 2 - Chris Columbus (1992), for Christmas in New York, Tim Curry, the toy store's owner, and the pigeon lady.
Electrick children - Rebecca Thomas (2012), where a Mormon teenager gets pregnant with the child of God after listening to a tape and runs away to Vegas to find the dad.
And many more I'm afraid. Hope you will like those! x
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I watched some clips of the panel. I think Mateo, the make a wish kid, spoke for everyone when he said in regards to the kiss "what is reality?" And I loved him calling them out on the reunion between caryl and how he thought it would have been sooner.
I think Norman tearing up was not sincere but that's because I have no trust any longer. I think he is trying to manipulate Carylers into falling back in line.
I loved the ovation Melissa got and how comfortable she seemed.
And that's all I got. But I didn't see the whole thing. I don't like Robert Rodriguez. He is a buddy of Norman's and I believe he was on Ride. I just couldn't take too much of him.
Mateo was the most mature man on that panel.
It's not that I think Norman was being insincere. It just feels hollow when you take into account that clip from earlier in the week where he mocks fans and tries to throw Melissa under the bus and the fact that there is no indication outside the reunion scene itself that Carol is in fact the one person in the world Daryl needs.
Melissa deserves all the praise in the world.
Robert Rodriguez being a buddy of Norman's and Nicotero's tells you who's calling the shots and what the panel was being used for.
#caryl#carol peletier#melissa mcbride#daryl dixon#norman reedus#the book of carol#twd caryl#twd spoilers
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Here's a fairly solid amount of all the different kinds of media that I think both can fit well in and could share the same universe as Sam Raimi's gloriously bonkers and beautifully insane Evil Dead Trilogy, as well as its sequel television series Ash Vs. Evil Dead, which you can both read and see below for yourself:
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⢠Paramount Pictures' Friday The 13th Series (1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9 & Freddy Vs. Jason)
⢠New Line Cinema's A Nightmare On Elm Street Series (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & Freddy Vs. Jason)
⢠Wes Craven's The People Under The Stairs
⢠John Carpenter's Big Trouble In Little China
⢠Robert Zemeckis' Death Becomes Her
⢠John Fawcett's Ginger Snaps
â Brett Sullivan's Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
⢠Joel Schumacher's Flatliners (1990)
⢠Remedy Entertainment's Connected Universe
⢠Robert Rodriguez's From Dusk Till Dawn
⢠Julius Avery's Overlord (2018)
⢠Joe Cornish's Attack The Block (2011)
⢠Michael Dougherty's Trick r Treat & Krampus
⢠Leigh Whannell's The Invisible Man (2020)
⢠Bernard Rose's Candyman (1992)
â Bill Condon's Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh
â Nia DaCosta's Candyman (2021)
⢠David Yarovesky's Nightbooks (2021)
⢠Colin Trevorrow's Safety Not Guaranteed
⢠Dean Parisot's Galaxy Quest
⢠Chuck Russell's The Mask (1994)
⢠Gore Verbinski's Rango (2011)
⢠Don Bluth's The Secret Of NIMH (1982)
⢠David Lowery's Pete's Dragon (2016)
⢠Stephen Sommers' The Jungle Book (1994)
⢠Lloyd Goldfine's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 â the first five seasons)
⢠Stephen Hopkins' Judgment Night
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⢠Andrew Davis' Under Siege (because why not)
#the evil dead#evil dead 2#army of darkness#ash vs evil dead#sam raimi#ted raimi#rob tapert#bruce campbell#Youtube
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So I haven't watched Spy Kids for probably 20 years? It came out in 2001, I never saw in theatres, but my stepbrother had it on VHS. I remember watching it several times when my step-mum and father first started dating but never after they moved into a house together, which I think cannot have been any later than 2003. The podcast How Did This Get Made just got me to watch 2004's Sleepover staring Spy Kids' Alex Vega, and it had me going 'man, I should rewatch Spy Kids, a film I used to loveâhell I should watch all the Spy Kids movies because I've only ever seen the first and Robert Rodriguez is a director whose work I want to dive into' and since its 2023, with a little bit of effort I can easily do that. (Also, I always thought, based on a vague knowledge of their similar poster design, that Spy Kids 3D and The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl were the same movie, but apparently not! Also, Sharkboy et al. had a 2021 sequel? That was popular? And is getting its own sequel? Will have to investigate.) Thoughts on the opening ten minutes of my Spy Kids rewatch:
This production logo is so ugly it causes me physical pain. I hate this boy with his Kate Moss arms (Miraculous Ladybug arms, for you youngsters out there), his ugly beanie, and unbearable smirk.
Also, the telecine weave on the production logos is very noticeable, they're bouncing all over the place and it got me idly musing as to when more modern image stabilization techniques simply took that away. Not that we really noticed in 2001 because even with auto-tracking, gate-weave and other playback artifacts were just accepted as a given on your eight hundred pound convex CRT TV with 480 Ps of resolution that output enough radiation to kill grandma with a Jeopardy marathon. Do young people know about VHS tracking, auto or otherwise? Does the above paragraph make any sense to them at all? Do they know the pleasures of laying your hand on a still-warm television screen and having your whole body shiver as the static discharge runs through your unresistant flesh? Kids today with their big pants and their blue-tooth hula-hoops and their fancy PSPs just can't understand.
The opening shot of the movie is so under-exposed (or, more likely, over-exposed and then over-corrected in post) that Rodiguez's 'written and directed' credit is unreadable. You can see its blur to the right of the red 'FILM' there. It's so bad I thought there was something wrong with my copy so I... uh... found a new copy with a larger file size and it turns out that, nope, it actually just looks like that. Even in fancy 1080p this is just a terrible ĂŚrial shot. There's some fantastic shots and cuts in this film so to open with such a stinker is bizarre. Was it bad coverage that day, only one good shot in the can, did somebody fuck-up the film in the lab? I am curious.
Carla Gugino is so cute in this movie it's criminal. Not to be a lesbian but oh my god oh my fucking god. 12 year-old me was all about Carmen but adult me just wants 90 straight minutes of Carla Gugino in casualwear wandering around her lovely home smiling coyly. I would buy a BluRay player to own that movie on BluRay. I'd not picked-up that she played the mom on The Haunting of Hill House because she had long styled hair instead of this absolutely flawless textured pixie cut. 10/10, no notes.
I would like to spend an hour talking about the incredible tilework in that bathroom and nothing but the incredible tilework in that bathroom. I will update you if the film has any further shots of the incredible tilework in that bathroom but I fear it does not. As as an aside, kind of furious that this film was not more influential in the field of home decor. Two decades of effing shiplap and cold grey suburban blandnessâwhat if we'd given up on bloated cookie cutter micro-mcmansion shitboxes and instead gone all-in on brightly coloured Andalusian rough plaster and stonework? What if we all had great tilework in our bathrooms, like the kitchen sink in Howl's Moving Castle?
You know what I mean, you depraved tile nerds.
I don't want you to think Antonio Banderas is not also a total smokeshow in this movie. Because boy howdy. He's a goddamn hunk.
There's a four-second long shot of Banderas flicking this ring box along the coping of the Eiffel Tower balustrade, and all I can think of how hard it was to get to get that box to stay in a straight line, how completely frictionless the box must be (did he shellac it?), and if his marriage prospects would have been ruined had itâin all rational likelihoodâgone flying off the railing and smashed into the Champs de Mars.
You know you're in for a rollicking good time when the helicopter perfectly slices-off the stone heads of the two statues, but it's the padre giving the benediction while attack choppers go roaring over head that gives you chills.
A particular shout-out to this lovely unnamed bridesmaid on the left here who not only takes 'putting a parachute on the bride' in stride but looks gleeful and fabulous doing it. Where's her movie?
In 2001 we really thought computers were going to be cool and fun instead of machines that sold our personal lives to corporations and gave children crippling anxiety disorders.
Carla Gugino has a track built into the floor so that her vanity-computer chair can slide backwards across the room so she can have face-to-face chats with her husband. From this we learn two things: 1) she does this so often she's automated it for maximum efficiency, and 2) Banderos, in an ordinary desk chair, never attempts (or knows better than to attempt?) the reverse. To be continued?
#spy kids#spy kids rewatch#antonio banderas#carla gugino#robert rodriguez#alexa vega#shiplap#interior design#andalusia#tile work#howl's moving castle#miraculous ladybug#telecine#films#weddings#spies#kate moss
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You need to start watching wrestling. Are you a blood freak? Get into deathmatches. Do you like MMA? Get into shoot style. Women? There are so many of those. Check out TJPW. Are you a shipper? Get into Kenoh/Kaito, or Steen/Generico, or any combination of The Shield, or one of the countless other ships with endless good content. As it turns out, wrestling sort of attracts a lot of people who like gay sex, and many wrestling storylines are great vehicles for gay angst. Do you like comic books? Watch CHIKARA (just don't pay for any of it). Do you like grindhouse? Watch Lucha Underground, there are four seasons of varying quality and Robert Rodriguez is involved. Do you like comedy? Watch Osaka Pro, or CHIKARA again, or any of a multitude of wrestlers throughout the generations. Check out Orange Cassidy. Watch Invisible Man vs. Invisible Stan. Warrior Cats fan? Pick a couple of young wrestlers and then follow them no matter what company they go to. It's the exact same experience as seeing your favorite minor characters grow old. WWE content is on Peacock, Wrestle-Universe is $8.22 for several major Japanese companies including TJPW, which I've mentioned above, and NOAH, which is the promotion I keep up with the most. GLEAT post every single show they run on YouTube. IWTV is $9.99 for literally 100+ smaller wrestling promotions from across the world, but primarily in the US and, to a lesser extent, Mexico. There are countless matches and shows completely free on YouTube. If you need any recommendations, message me! Tell me what interests you, and I can point you in a direction! Wrestling is a vehicle for literally everything you could possibly like, blown up to its biggest possible form, and then injected with theatrics, fashion, and athleticism. It is one of the best forms of art that has ever existed. You deprive yourself by not finding your place in it.
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Lucasfilm is dumb. They had Robert Rodriguez. The man who made the Mexico trilogy, the man who created the El fucking Mariachi and instead of giving him a fucking Boba Fett film, they gave him some involvement in a TV show created by Jon Favreau?
Are you fucking nuts?
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We Are Entering Into the Josh Hartnett-aissance
BY LIAM GAUGHAN
PUBLISHED JUL 28, 2023
Are we seeing Josh Hartnett's comeback?
Unfortunately, it doesnât seem like a movie starâs face can sell a movie on its own anymore â unless you happen to be Tom Cruise. While this is tough news for the stars of this generation (apologies to all four Chrises), itâs even more disappointing for the actors that were iconic in the early 20th century that no longer have the same draw over audiences. Young, charismatic leading men who once starred in action films, romantic comedies, and major blockbusters are now left to fend for minor roles in either independent projects or television shows; itâs been a while since we heard from Ryan Philippe, Ashton Kutcher, Jim Sturgess, or Hayden Christensen in a major, lasting way.
However, Josh Hartnett has had a surprising comeback in the past year thanks to his roles in the sixth season of Black Mirror and Christopher Nolanâs historical masterpiece Oppenheimer. These roles suggest that the âJoshaissanceâ is about to take Hollywood by storm, and itâs about time that Hartnettâs talents are finally being rewarded and praised.
Josh Hartnettâs Career Had an Ambitious Beginning
While Hartnettâs name is often thrown around as yet another forgotten heartthrob of yesteryear, his career was one that started out in a very ambitious place. Hartnett managed to crawl his way out of the Halloween franchise after his debut role in 1998âs Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, preventing himself from being stuck with the series for the disastrous Halloween: Resurrection. His next horror film wasnât in a major franchise, but with a rising auteur in Robert Rodriguez via The Faculty. The role showed the versatility that Hartnett had at his disposal; not only could he play a compelling teenage protagonist in a fun horror film with a tone akin to Scream, but he could deal with some of the weirder decisions that Rodriguez made in order for the film to feel so unique compared to other teen monster movies.
Before Hartnett started becoming a mainstream romantic comedy icon, he worked with several more significant directors. Another role that showed the range of his abilities was Sofia Coppolaâs The Virgin Suicides; itâs a film that revolves around how young men perceive beauty and innocence, and how misguided their beliefs on love and romance really are. However, Coppola allows Hartnettâs character Trip Fontaine to be one that the audience can feel sorry for, as his feelings for the girls are genuine, and the sense of danger that he adds to their lives feels exciting, and not toxic. Itâs a multifaceted role that once again required Hartnett to fit within the parameters of Coppolaâs commentary and play the role of a traditionally charismatic leading man.
Michael Bayâs Pearl Harbor isnât a film that anyone is particularly proud of, but Hartnettâs decision to join the film is completely understandable; what actor of his age would turn down the opportunity to star in a major World War II epic (only a few years after Saving Private Ryan) from the director of The Rock and Bad Boys? Hartnett certainly sells the melodrama better than Ben Affleck and manages to add a touch of emotion to a largely soulless action spectacle. Adding charisma to a project that lacked it before is something that Hartnett began to make a habit of; in the next decade of his career, he made rather generic romantic comedies like Blow Dry, Mozart and the Whale, 40 Days and 40 Nights, and Town & Country more entertaining thanks to his personality.
Even when appearing in mainstream films, Hartnett clearly had the ambition to work on more ambitious projects. He tried his hand at something far more unsettling than The Faculty with the gruesome vampire film 30 Days of Night and worked with Rodriguez again for an intimidating role in Sin City. Even some of his failed prospects suggested good intentions on Hartnettâs part; he got to work on a Brian De Palma movie (even if it was The Black Dahlia), co-starred with Harrison Ford (even if it was the disastrous Hollywood Homicide), and tried more than once to work with Nolan.
Netflixâs science fiction anthology series Black Mirror has an affinity for casting A-listers, even if theyâre stardom may have faded in recent memory. While Season 6 was a mixed bag that contained some of the showâs most biting commentary and its worst clichĂŠs, the standout episode by far was the 1960s space romance âBeyond the Sea.â It served as a surprising comeback for Hartnett, who showed a true villainous, toxic side to himself that has never been seen in any of his previous work. Hartnett isnât a mustache-twirling supervillain; he appears as David, a lonely astronaut whose family is killed by a cult leader (Rory Culkin) and longs for someone to care for him in their absence. Itâs when David starts crossing the line of consent in his quest to heal that Hartnett transforms him from being sympathetic to scary.
Hartnett finally got his chance to work with Nolan in Oppenheimer, a film that co-stars many once promising young leading men whose careers have hit a standstill, including Josh Peck, Alden Ehrenreich, Scott Grimes, Dane DeHaan, Alex Wolff, and Jack Quaid. Hartnett showed maturity himself with his performance as Ernest Lawrence; while heâs friendly with Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) and even supports some of his more experimental propositions, heâs also deeply skeptical about any political movements that arise in the laboratory. Hartnett shows these convictions as unrelated to Lawrenceâs personal stance; he simply wants to avoid distractions and keep the experiments objective. Itâs an understated, subtle role; while Oppenheimerâs Best Supporting Actor campaign during the Academy Award season will likely revolve around both Robert Downey Jr. and Matt Damon, Hartnett is no less worthy.
2023 was a year when Hartnett recognized his talents and chose to challenge himself once more; he even managed to lampoon his own stardom with a self-referential role in Guy Ritchieâs action comedy Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre as the goofy action star Danny Francesco. Hartnettâs absence from mainstream projects was just a brief setback; heâs now reached the most interesting point of his career, and itâll be exciting to see where the âJoshaisssanceâ goes next.
#beautiful giant#josh hartnett#oppenheimer#beyond the sea#black mirror#the black dahlia#the faculty#30 days of night#the virgin suicides#pearl harbor#operation fortune: ruse de guerre#Hollywood Homicide#sin city#robert rodriguez#Liam gaughan#deadline
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Character/Fandom List
(Updated February 5th, 2023)
*I DO NOT WRITE FOR CELEBRITIES.
*Strikethrough means currently not accepting requests for said character/fandom
*If you see a character that is not listed, please ask! Iâm sure I write for that character, I just forgot to put it on this very long list!
*If you have any questions, please donât hesitate to ask!
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DC Extended Universe
Suicide Squad (2016) / The Suicide Squad (2021)
Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man, Christopher Smith/Peacemaker, Cleo Cazo/Ratcatcher 2, Floyd Lawton/Deadshot, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Rick Flag, Robert Dubois/Bloodsport
Birds Of Prey
Dinah Lance/Black Canary, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress, Roman Sionis/Black Mask
Fear Street Trilogy
Cindy Berman, Deena Johnson, Heather Watkins. Christine âZiggyâ Berman*,Kate Schmidt, Nick Goode*, Ruby Lane, Samantha Fraser, Simon, Tommy Slater
*Please specify which actor
The Last of Us (HBO)
Joel Miller, Tess Servopoulos
The Good Place
Chidi Anagonye, Eleanor Shellstrop, Janet, Jason Mendoza, Michael, Tahani Al-Jamil
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Movies
Ajak, Alexei/The Red Gurdian, America Chavez, Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel, Christine Palmer, Clint Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy Lewis, Doctor Stange Variants, Drax the Destroyer, Druig, Gamora, Gilgamesh, Hela, Hope van Dyne/The Wasp, Ikaris, James âBuckyâ Barnes/The Winter Soldier, James âRhodeyâ Rhodes/War Machine, Jane Foster, Jimmy Woo, Katy, Kingo, Lady Sif, Loki, Makkari, Mantis, Maria Hill, May Parker, Melina, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Nebula, Nick Fury, Peggy Carter, Peter Parker Variants, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Phastos, Phil Coulson, Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver, Sam Wilson/The Falcon/Captain America, Scott Lang/Ant-Man, Sersi, Shang-Chi, Sharon Carter, Sprite, Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Thena, Thor, Tony Stark/Iron Man, TâChalla/Black Panther, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, Valkyrie, Virginia âPepperâ Potts, Vision, Wanda Maximoff Variants, Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch, Wong, Xialing, Yelena Belova
Disney+ Series
*This list is for characters who have not appeared in any movie (with the exception of Captain Carter.)
Agatha Harkness, Bruno Carrelli, Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk, Joaquin Torres, Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye, Layla El-Faouly/Scarlet Scarab, Madisynn King, Mallory Book, Marc Spector, Mary MacPherran/Titania, Matt Murdock/Daredevil, Maya Lopez, Mobius, Monica Rambeau, Nikki Ramos, Peggy Carter/Captain Carter, Ralph Bogner/âPietroâ Maximoff, Star-Lord TâChalla, Steve Grant, Strange Supreme, Sylvie, Taweret
Agents Of Sheild Series
Melinda May, Grant Ward, Daisy âSkyeâ Johnson/Quake, Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Alphonso âMackâ Mackenzie, Lincoln Campbell, Elena âYo-Yoâ Rodriguez, Deke Shaw
Netflix Series
*I plan on watching all Marvel Netflix Series. Though Because Matt Murdok was in No Way Home and She-Hulk, I still will write for him.
Spider-Verses
The Amazing Spider-Man
Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Into the Spider-Verse
Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman, Miles Morales/Spider-Man, Olivia Octavius/Doctor Octopus, Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man
X-Men
Alex Summers/Havok, Bobby Drake/Iceman, Charles Xavier/Professor X*,Ellie Phimister/Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Erik Legnsherr/Magneto*,Hank McCoy/Beast*,James âLoganâ Howlett/Wolverine, Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix*,Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler*,Marie DâAncanto/Rogue, Nathan Sumers/Cable, Neena Thurman/Domino, Ororo Monroe/Storm*,Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver, Psylocke*,Raven Darkholme/Mystique*,Scott Summers/Cyclops*,Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Warren Worthington III/Angel*
*Please specify which actor.
Free Guy
Guy, Millie Ruck, Walter âKeysâ McKey
The Office
Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly
Wednesday
Ajax Petropolus, Biance Barclay, Enid Sinclair, Gomez Addams*,Larissa Weems, Marilyn Thornhill/Laurel Gates. Morticia Addams*,Tyler Galpin, Wednesday Addams, Xavier Thorpe, Yoko Tanaka
*Please specify which actor.
Star Wars
Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Bix Caleen, Bo-Katan Kryze, Boba Fett, Captain Phasma, Cassian Andor, Cobb Wanth, Din Djarin/The Mandalorian, Fennec Shand, Finn, General Hux, Han Solo, Jyn Erso, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Poe Dameron, Princess/General Leia Organa, Qiâra, Reva Sevander/Third Sister, Rey, Rose Tico, Zorii Bliss
Stranger Things
Dustin Henderson, Eddie Munson, Eleven Hopper, Jim Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Joyce Byers, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, Michael Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Will Byers
*I do not write for Billy Hargrove
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