#roach's asks

[left-for-carrion]

You could be my plushie. I'd take you home and put you on my bed. You'd be the one I cuddle with every night. Tucking you under the blanket with me. Push your face against my shirtless chest. I'd squeeze you extra tight when I'm sad. I'd knit you a blanket to use when I'm not home. And 👉 👈 maybe when I get really horny I'll run my little tdick against you. I promise to clean you up and give you lots of kisses for helping.

Ouuihhiiihghhhhhh pleaseeee????? I'll be nice and warm, and I'd look so cute under that little blanket, just waiting patiently, unjudging, for you to come back. I'd feel lovely against your dick, and I'd clean up easy, happy as ever-

[yooo-lets-go]

Wish you were here

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[frogchiro]

Reading your hybirds, makes me wonder, who's the biggest (in physical body form) in between them all? 🤔🤔

Seeing you always describe hybird Simon like he is the biggest/alpha amongst them all? So i don't know if he is just huge in physical form, or you buffed him up with the hybird breed.

/gen curious ask

And their knot size from biggest if u will ahaaaaa who said that....waaowww

Dw nonnie this is a very important question!

Out of the big four it's Simon who's the physically biggest and strongest and most virile, therefore he's a kind of unofficial alpha/pack leader; he's the main protector and gets to mate first with Kitty♡

Then we have Johnny who is slightly smaller than Ghost but very bulky and strong like an ox! He's younger than Si, still very excitable and very...passionate when it comes to life be it guarding the chickens or mating :(

Then in regards of size we have Roach whose canon height I don't know but I write him as generally smaller and less bulky than Simon and Johnny, more lean like a real Dalmatian! My boy Gary may be quiet but he's a little shit who always seems to get in trouble with Johnny since they're almost the same age and feed off of each others energy.

Then we have Kitty!Reader who is just generally described as smaller than Simon and Johnny so you can apply whatever you want♡ She's a 'lazy menace' because her only real job is to walk around the farm and raport back to Simon if she caught something weird happening, otherwise she likes to lounge in the sun or in her pretty pink blankets and pillows that she managed to put in her nest in the barn♡

Bonus!!

Bull!Price is for now the largest hybrid! Strong and bulky with burly shoulders, mean horns and a carpet of thick hair down his well build chest, tummy and down his thick happy trail. Very big and usually quite calm but has a very no-nonsense attitute and will chase away anyone who is disturbing him when he naps :(( Kitty likes to bat at him playfully and Price will just blink lazily and chuff at her and nose down her soft body to nudge against her hip or pussy and lick at her with his broad tongue to which she mewls and scurries away while John just chuckles at her💔

[yvnziee]

you wouldn’t be anywhere near comprehending my dreams to understand how i got to this point in life—drawing grown warriors—afraid of a platypus—clinging onto princesses

[cod-dump]

Just played some MWII (2009) last night, shot Soap in the ass by accident because I saw sudden movement.

And then I proceeded to get nailed by a snow mobile.

Captain MacTavish having to write a report on how he ended up with a bullet in the ass and why Roach got knocked into next week by a snow mobile. It’s funny now, looking back at it, but in that moment it was so fucking embarrassing having to take note what happened.

Ghost wouldn’t stop laughing when he got all the information on what happened, in tears because he’s laughing so hard. Best part (for Ghost) is that Soap isn’t even sitting properly yet, which just adds to the humor of it all.

It may have been embarrassing for the two of them, but at least someone got a much needed laugh.

[yi3248]

this came to me in a dream

a sooty + burns version below read more

[hurrraaid]

Your Roach has green eyes?! AHH! He's gorgeous!

Yeah, I don't tend to like colouring my art anymore, so I guess it's hard to portray my hcs of eye and hair colours.

But in all aus except cryptid hunter au I have green eyes for roach. He has brown/Amber eyes in cryptid hunter au!

[boxofthings]

y'all I'm so sorry for going missing. who knew getting a degree required work and attention 😭

have this (old) quick ghostroach sketch (?)

(ty anon for the lovely message 🥹)

[left-for-carrion]

Just thinking about knife play that goes from small cuts to large deep wounds. I want to stick my fingers in them and feel how warm you are on the inside. Lick your blood off my fingers when I'm done. I wonder how it would feel to rub my cock against the wounds before slipping inside one.

Oooooh, ohhhhhhhhh- You hit a lot of shit- Feeling my poor flesh sever easily under your knife, blood welling up immediately and running down, coating my skin and your blade. Your fingers getting colored crimson as you push them in, finger my sensitive wounds and cuts. Getting off in my gash, white mixing in and making the whole thing sting, me whining and writhing under you, pleading for you to stop, asking you so so so nicely, looking at you with pathetic watery eyes, crying as you fuck me.

[yooo-lets-go]

When no one mentions roaches random item antennas does he make them bigger and more obnoxious till he ends up with windshield wipers or something on his head?

P.s in love with these weirdos you have blessed us with

That’s tactical I suppose

[temeyes]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ROACH!! MY ROACH GIVE YOUR ROACH FLOWERS

I LOVE YOUR ART! OMG I LOVE YOU

my roach LOVES your roach's flowers!!

[fixfoxnox]

Mw2 headcannons where Shepherd kills us as bait and sends a video of it to the team...

Oh boy oh boy this is dark isn't it? This should be fun though. Not sure if you wanted this as romantic or friendship so I'll try to toe the line.

141 Sent A Video of Reader Dying

Warnings: Reader Death, gunshots

Price is the one the video gets sent to, Shepherd knows that if it gets to Price the rest of the 141 will see it too

Price has been stressed about you being taken hostage by Shepherd, and while he's tried not to think the worst, he knows immediately what the video is as soon as it shows up.

The second he looks at it and sees no letter or anything attached, a part of him just knows. A part of him starts grieving right then.

For the rest of the 141, Gaz and Soap had been staying pretty positive.

It was clear that Gaz was feeding off of a lot of Price's energy, so while he knew the possibility, he'd been cautiously optimistic about getting you back.

He was one of the younger members of the team and while he'd seen death, it had never been anything as close as this. So in his mind, the possibility of you dying just didn't seem real.

There was no world for him in which he wouldn't eventually see you again and get to have your warmth to brighten up his days.

For Soap, he wasn't even letting himself consider the bad that could happen.

Even when Price and Ghost were trying to keep him realistic, to him there was just no world in which you didn't come back. He never even questioned it for a second.

Your disappearance didn't seem to bother him, because he expected that by the next week you'd be right back at his side, teasing him about something or the other.

For Ghost, he was probably the most pessimistic of the group.

Ghost has seen loss. He's seen loss and he knows what men like Shepherd are capable of, what they'll do to prove a point

So the second that Ghost hears that Shepherd has you, he practically already starts grieving.

He's more quiet and reserved from the rest of the group and when he refers to you, its already in past tense.

He and Soap butt heads a lot during this time. Ghost isn't being positive enough for Soap's taste, and Soap isn't being realistic enough for Ghost's.

Several times, Ghost just closes his eyes and tries to picture your voice and your face. He wants to commit you to memory, keep everything fresh enough that he can't forget.

Roach doesn't know what to think.

He's worried out of his mind and his brain keeps bouncing between grief and determination to get you back.

A part of him wants to just sit still and do nothing, a part of him is frozen in that state, just numbness as it tries to work through what is happening

The other part of him is working his ass off. This part doesn't care about processing what happened, it just wants to have you back.

He's already planning your return meal, the breakfast and lunch and dinner he'll make for you as he recovers.

Similar to Price, as soon as Ghost see's the tape, he knows.

Price walks in to the meeting room with it, Laswell trailing behind him and Ghost sees the little tape in his hand and his mouth just snaps shut. He doesn't say a word.

Price warns the group flat out. He tells them whats likely on the tape, he tells them that if they don't want to watch, if they don't want the chance of seeing, then they can leave

None of them leave. They can't, not when it comes to you. They have to see.

The video starts and immediately they're all on edge. There's you, tied to a chair in some dark and dank room.

You look tired and even over the video they can see the cuts and bruises on your skin, the way your clothes are torn and cut, how defeated you look.

Shepherd starts talking. He's walking around you, stopping behind you to place his hand on your shoulders. When he does you flinch.

Soap is seething as he watches the video. Roach seems frozen in place, Gaz is wringing his hands together nervously, Ghost hasn't moved a muscle, but his whole body is tense. Price seemed defeated.

They only pick up on bits and pieces of what Shepherd says, they're so focused on you.

They pick up on Shepherd saying that you've given them nothing, stayed loyal and kept your mouth shut no matter what they tried. Each of the boys feels pride flood through them at that.

But, of course, the video has to end and Shepherd brings things to a close.

He stops behind you in the video. "If we can't get anything from them, the least we can do is send a message."

He pulls his gun out. You don't flinch as you feel it press against the back of your head. You just stare forward at the camera, unmoving.

The gunshot rings out and your body slumps forward. The video cuts off and the 141 are left in the silence of what they've just seen.

It doesn't take long for tears to start falling. For Soap to collapse with his face in his hands against the table. For Gaz to look to Price, hoping to see something only to be met with the signs of clear grief on his face. For Roach to feel tears slide down his cheeks as he stares forward, completely unmoving. For Ghost to get up and leave the room, unable to sit with the group any longer as grief consumes them.

A cloud lays over the 141, they've lost one of their own. They have to start grieving.

[frogchiro]

Johnny and Si can snarl all they want but whenever one of them makes a too sudden move they whine in pain because it disturbed the knot still lodged deep inside Soap so they can only sit and watch you get fucked and bred by Roach who, judging by the pleasured expression on his face and his tongue lolling out, is happy as can be while thrusting the leaky tip of his cock against your cervix as you moan and mewl for him to give you his pups

Johnny who can’t help but to clench around Simon’s knot as he watches Roach fuck you, unintentionally making the tie last longer. Simon ends up biting Johnnys neck to stop his whining, he bites down harder when he squirms wanting him to be fucking still for five damn minutes.

(I’m just imagining the aftermath with Roach paying tenfold for this stunt later on with either Simon or Johnny fucking him— Simon who doesn’t let him cum, who just uses him for his own pleasure stopping anytime Roach is near climax, or Johnny who overstimulates him and just continuously fills him up until Roach is crying, begging him to stop— all while you’re being eaten out by the other, whoever it is making sure Roach’s cum is out of you before they breed you.)

ANYWHO—

Nonnie I-Jesus christ

While Roach is thrusting away inside you, happy as a clam, poor Johnny is getting twitchy and jittery because he's been on Simon's knot sooo long now and the older hybrid is still spurting cum inside him :(( Johnny starts to whine and wiggle around, trying to get from under the larger male and get to you but he's only met with a vicious snarl from above and Simon's sharp terth digging into the back of his neck and holding him down while growling lowly to stop him from moving around and prolonging the tie :(

And yes, Roach would get absolutely punished after that stunt with Simon edging him for hours, pulling his thick cock out when Roach is near his climax, his hole dripping with Simon's sperm since only the blonde hybrid is allowed to cum.

Meanwhile Soap is busy licking and 'cleaning' you out, his nose nudging at your overstimulated, sensitive clit as he licks your cunt and shoves his long tongue deep inside your hole to clean out Roach's cum to not let him breed with you♡

Also on a side note, Simon, despite being the oldest by far and the most mature and grumpy, he has a crazy high sex drive normally but when he's rutting he will tire the three of you out until you're a panting and dripping heap of bodies and Simon is still hard and aching :(( He would even try and mount bull hybrid!Price but he's too big and burly and chases Simon away with a huff 😭

[a-woman-of-questionable-morals]

hello :D

i would like a hug, from everyone. even ghost if he decides to. also i lov ur art and i will (probably) be back.

-🐌 anon

an order of hugs for 🐌, on the house <3

[cod-dump]

Do Price and Nik have permit custody over Roach or is it kind of like they get him when they get him/he just goes like that time teen!ghost found him in the bush😂

Roach is in their care but they cannot contain him, neither can Graves. He'll disappear to find Graves (much to their horror) or disappear on Graves and go see them. It's a relatively small distance from the Price house and Graves' shelter. Graves has his people looking out for him, as does Nik with his men. They're lucky Roach stays in the house or with one of his guardians as long as he does.