#roach sanderson

[lukasaurusart]

141 in dresses from my sketchbook a year or so ago

[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap:"are you American or British?"

Roach:

Soap:"yeah i see you have an American flag on your uniform right now but last week you had a UK one."

Roach:

Soap:"what?! No I am not mistaking you with someone else!"

Roach:

Soap:"oh my fucking god I think I know what my boyfriend looks like."

Gaz, watching:"how does he know what Roach is saying?"

Price:"I'm convinced he just makes up the replies."

Soap:"YOU'RE GASLIGHTING ME!"

Roach:

[boodarko]

i miss roach

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: As a kid, I thought Simba was crazy to run after Mufasa was killed.

Soap: But, after watching so many true crime documentaries, I get it.

Soap: It does look like he lured his dad to that gorge. Witnesses heard him sing “I just can’t wait to be king”.

Soap: A good prosecutor could get a conviction with that…

Roach: This could be one of your presentations, Soap!

Price: Stop encouraging him!

[random-lil-illing]

not sure if this is an appropriate thing to come back out of unannounced hiatus from but uh... this pairing somehow made its way into my head and now i cant get it out. enjoy :]

[paullll-novg]

2024 vs 2025 | pfp icons for two

2023:

2024:

Love them

I don't have enough strength and motivation for bully fandom sorry😔😔

Tn

[lovefromlaura]

Pls cod fandom draw roach with his sleepy hooded eyes

[waterfowl69]

some more roach stuff!! ive been trying to finish the blue one for months its actually the worst ever i hate coloring

[thechaoticcheese]

Cause I'm hacking up half a lung, have some head cannons on some COD folk and workouts-

Ghost

He loves lifting weights. Can't get enough of it. If he's working out, he's using every damn weight lifting machine available. He seems to dread cardio. Always having this look of tearing apart the treadmill or digging up the track, but he does it begrudgingly. He's silent about his distaste, knowing he has to keep fit for his position. Will silently complain and curse under his breath when no one is around.

Soap

Like Ghost, fucking loves the weights. You can often find the two spotting each other in the gym or workout room on base. However, Soap needs to be DRAGGED to participate in cardio. He doesn't care if he needs to stay in shape. He complains the entire time and everyone has started to just mute his voice out. He's gotten louder about complaining.

Gaz

He says that he doesn't have a preference, but he does enjoy running more. The only thing he enjoys more than running? Swimming. Though he won't tell you that, especially since some places don't have a pool. He'll go with the training, but he doesn't push himself as much on the weights as others and he's ok with that. As long as he can hang with his buds, he's happy.

Price

He fucking loves to run. He partly relieves stress whenever he runs, but if he can't, he smokes, bad combo I know and so does he, but he doesn't care. It hurts his lungs after a good run, but he could care less. Weights are definitely not his favorite, but he needs to keep up with his men, and Nikolai. You can sometimes hear him cursing under his breath and giving himself soft encouragement whenever he does set.

Price and Gaz love jogging together. Gaz never pokes fun at him until after the two are done, they usually just talk casually here and there.

Nikolai

Does not at all have a favorite. He loves working his body at any moment, but it's nothing ever heavy. It's the repetitive motions that give him enjoyment and often makes him remember working on some sort of stubborn piece of his helicopter. What's worse is that he's always just been kinda strong. He never really has to do anything to keep his body the way it is due to his job. Though he does really like working out with Price, even if it is just to see how red in the face his favorite Brit can get.

Laswell

Cardio. Nothing else. Or at least that's what she'd like to do. Since being entangled in 141, the guys have gotten her to start lifting, even just a little. They're not surprised that she does have muscle, but she hates weight lifting. She scowls the whole way through it, only for it to be worth it when her wife compliments how hard Laswell's been working on her form at home.

Graves

Fucking loves it. Cardio, weights, stretching. All. Of. It. He's that fit person in the group that is genuine in offering workout advice, but accidentally ends up pissing people off due to it. He's always at his A game with exercise and will always help people out.

Shepherd

No. Look at him. What exercise? He likes sitting in hot tubs after a 5 minute walk.

Alejandro

Loves to run as well. He is always striving to do better and swears one day he could beat Usain Bolt in a race. He cannot. He does have real good athleticism, but it just won't happen. He also likes weights. He just likes pushing his body, the slight pain from it afterwards always makes him excited for the next workout. Rudy often has to keep tabs on Ale to make sure he's not over doing it.

Rodolfo

Rudy is meh about exercise. He does it to stay fit and in Los Vaqueros. That and for Ale. Mainly because he finds the dude hot whenever he's pushing himself, baring his teeth as he tries to beat his previous record, but to also make sure he's not over doing it. Rudy lies and says he likes exercise, but only insists on doing it with Ale for the previous reasons.

Roach

Is dragged to it every time. No matter what. He does like it once he gets started, it's the getting started part that's hard. The idea of exercise sounds more taxing than it is, but always feels better afterwards.

[kipowolfton]

[lukasaurusart]

Today on the menu is a year old soap roach art.

roach is playing stardew valley.

Also after a year i figured out why roach's face looks weird..... i forgot the burn scars......Also i definitely stole my roach design from my partner.

[mactavishenjoyer]

Roach:"YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU LEFT ME?!'

Mactavish:"I didn't leave you."

Price:"sadly."

Roach:"oh shut up you're just mad because your boyfriend got his brains splattered five years ago."

Price:

Mactavish:"holy shit, Gary."

[boodarko]

some sergeants here to serve

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: I refuse to discuss the subject further.

Soap: My opinion will not change.

Soap: If you continue to annoy me, my husband will kill you. This discussion is over.

Roach: I just asked you if I could have a gummy bear.

Soap: Simon!

[ghouljams]

Hi again - same anon that asked for the König summary! Thank you so much for it btw, she's very interested now :D

I hate to ask more of you but could you summarize Roach, too..?

She asked about that one after exploring your masterlist :3

Totally fine if not, too! Again I'm sorry if it's an inconvenience!!

Roach is a lanky mother fucker. His movements are... stuttered, sort of swaying. The kind of motion you might see from an insect trying to avoid detection. But there are moments of quickness, he strikes like a bolt of lightning, hitting his target with pinpoint precision in a matter of seconds.

He's an ugly fucker too, like Ghost. Mandibles and clicking serated teeth. Exo-skeletal skin that has so little give he may as well have stretched leather over his bones. He isn't a fae that people find particularly appealing, certainly isn't luring anyone into a web like Soap is. No, he's more of an enforcer, a hunter like Ghost. He does the hard jobs, survives the nuclear fallout and the deals that rip too big a chunk from his flesh. It's the hissing really that he thinks makes him so unappealing.

Which is strange because his human form is so... natural. It feels soft to the touch, dimples on his cheeks when he smiles, his teeth too flat, too straight, to be quite right. His hair curls into a boyish sort of style that gives him a youth he isn't owed. His eyes sparkle with mischief and his fingers grab with biceps that flex deliciously just for you. You'd almost call him handsome, but perhaps charming is the better descriptor. There's a certain generality to his face, one you've seen a hundred times before but never really stopped to look at. Cousin face.

But he's sweet, and his dirty mouth(dirty fingers) make up for most of his shortcomings.

[summoningflames]

this is my favourite asmr video and now my favourite art trend thank u