#roach anon

[pip-n-chips]

I can't get the thought of Kylar being with a pc that is just as possessive and needy with them as they are. (I just love mutual obsession so much teehee <33)

Begging Kylar not to leave them alone as they cuddle at night, telling them they'll get married and have the perfect life together. Looking at Kylar drawing them again and again and again as if it was the most interesting thing that they've ever seen. Asking Kylar if they can take a few pictures of them, only to end up with way more than just a "few". Them holding Kylar tightly by their wrist, that if they did only a tad bit more force it could likely snap, as Kylar looks at the time and says they need to leave. Them begging Kylar to please please please never EVER leave them alone. That the world is scary without them, that they dont want to get hurt again, that Kylar is the only person that they feel comfortable with. That Kylar is their safe space.

This is my first ask ahajsnd I havent written stuff in so long I am kind of rusty. Anyways, have a lovely day Pip.

- 🪳 anon (hopefully roach anon isnt taken)

yes yes yes yes and more yes 👀

also hi!! roach anon isn't taken so you'll be refered to as that :D, thank u for the food! hope you have a lovely day too :3

[minty-mumbles]

Question.

if I were to draw a character sheet of everybody in your flared fins fic.. would you rate it on accuracy??

-roach

Yeah, of course I would love to see it if you made fanart of my au 💚

[jihyoruri]

NWJNS YN TAYLOR SWIFT CODED KM SO READY EVERYONE MOVE ASIDE HELLO??????

-roach anon

AHAHAHAHH

[yi3248]

they are playing sudoku (ghost is trying his best to not backseat sudoku)

[temeyes]

roach baby? tiny roach? roach boy? boy roach? hcaor. ROACH!!!!! please

I love your art bbg :3

roach is boy!!!

[a-man-of-questionable-morals]

hello :D

i would like a hug, from everyone. even ghost if he decides to. also i lov ur art and i will (probably) be back.

-🐌 anon

an order of hugs for 🐌, on the house <3

[miilkybnn]

this but soap and ghost with roach plush (or hey I mean doesn't have to be a plush 😏) - 🥒

i giggled

ah. yes. me, my boyfriend, and our tinier boyfriend

alt title: when u come late from playing with ur explosives and miss cuddle time </3

[gothghostiie]

Ohhhhh @ the person who posted that ovipositoj ask THANK you I’ve been meaning to ask about that FOOOOOREVERRRRR but I was so scared I’d get shamed

Ughhhh not me thinking about whoever (dealer’s choice) with a hybrid gf of an egg-laying species, maybe like a snake or bird or fish, who’s egg bound and the only way to get the eggs out is by stimulating her clit or smth idk stop me if im going too far

- 🐟

I am OFFENDED that you think you'd be shamed here /j

cw: hybrid!fem!reader, ovipostion;reader lays bigger eggs, ambiguous partner (only described as they, so it could be anyone <3)

mm them being so eager to help their little girlfriend lay your eggs, making sure you're comfortable first. im thinking neither of you know it helps at first, but they can't keep their greedy fingers off of you as you try to push the eggs out.

"shh.. you gotta relax.." they coo quietly, fingers ghosting over your clit, making yout cunt even wetter than it already is. they grin, seeing the almost immediate effect, the way you whimper and cling to them tighter as the first egg starts crowning. they grin, fingers rubbing slow circles over your clit as you keep pushing, their other hand rubbing your swollen belly. "that's it, keep pushing baby.." ther murmur, fingers speeding up, working you relentlessly as you lay your eggs, no matter how many times you cum. :((

[sun-snatcher]

i know you're writing blurbs for matt murdock but if you ever have the itch to write for frank castle please know i never stopped thinking about your post on your Punisher + COD references...

( all credits to @mcgregor for this lovely gifset of our boys! )

☠️ — PUNISHER + CALL OF DUTY

a/n. All the pretty boys of COD in one Marvel universe is a thought indeed! This blurb's set in s1 of Punisher, when Frank & Billy first reunite after their radio-call.

"WHERE THE HELL DID RILEY go, eh, Bill?" Frank says, kicking back into his squeaky chair. "Last I saw him, we were workin' at some border, when Keller still had his leg."

The sun’s setting over New York waters, and for a moment, it feels like they're on tour in Afghanistan all over again— dirt and sand in their combat boots, sharing shitty, flat beer at some rickety outpost where they talked shit until dawn.

( Billy’s missed this. His brothers. Frank. )

"Riley? Simon Riley?" he laughs, eyebrows high at the snap of memories suddenly rushing forward. "Shit, haven't heard that Brit’s name in years. The hell was his callsign again?"

"Ghost," they say in unison, snorting into their drinks. That dirty-white skull mask is still imprinted fresh as a daisy across their minds. Frank shakes his head. "Scariest motherfucker I've ever seen.”

( “Don’t think I’ve ever seen his face. D’y’ever wonder, Frankie? I mean, Roach was the only one who did, s’far as I can remember, and he took that shit to the grave, too.”

“Scared Ghost’s got a prettier face than you, Russo? Ah, fuck off I’m kiddin’. Nah, he got it on for a reason. S’long as he can do his job— And he sure as hell fuckin’ can, that’s f’sure.” )

"He’s in a task force. Still S.A.S, Black Ops stuff, CIA redactions, y’know the drill. Price recruited him— think it’s called the 141?” Billy recalls, canting his head.

It’s been a long while since he’d checked on his tea-sipping allies. He ought to meet up with Gaz, soon.

“Last I heard, they headed a mission in London— that one, yeah, the terrorist attack down in the subway— and I heard they lost one of their own. MacTavish.”

“Soap? Ah, fuck.”

Frank had met him through the Captain. A bright-eyed Scotsman sharpshooter who’d leave a lasting mark in just about everybody he came across; either by a bullet or by his sharp wit.

“I contacted Price at the time, offered Anvil’s services on whatever they needed, but he declined,” Billy says, and Frank wonders if the bitterness he caught in his tone was just the alcohol getting to his head.

“Think he’s been put off by PMC’s ever since the whole Shadow Company scandal with Graves and the General.”

“Can’t blame ‘im, Bill. Brothers turnin’ against each other? Worst kind.”

A beat.

Billy Russo blinks back to the horizon, blindsided.

“…Yeah.”

[oifaaa]

ROACH ATTACK

🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳

don't worry guys I got this

[yawnderu]

I have a request a little harmless idea. Simon is bending on his two legs as soap eats his ass sloppily and soap is basically laying there on the floor like a stick. While reader uses soaps big toe as a dildo

Okay anyway but using this as shameless self-promo to my 30k words commission for Soap/Roach/Ghost 💗

[black-suns-rim]

Can you do something with peepa roach where he goes to sleep and stops breathing so everyone thinks that he's dead and they get a doctor to come out and confirm it and the doctor says that he is deader then a door nail so they dig a grave and just as they are lowering peepa into the grave he wakes up and starts yelling at people that he's not dead and it just a really sound sleeper.

Holy crap, this has been sitting in my ask box for over a year, ever since July 27 of 2022. 💀

[jihyoruri]

wait im catching up w the asks cuz i jwu.. when did we get newjeans!y/n what are we talking about😭😭

- roach anon

earlier in the month an anon asked me about works that I’m working on and I mentioned newjeans!yn and then today an anon asked me for a sneak peek about her.

[yi3248]

longing gazes, lingering touches

[forestshadow-wolf]

do you have any roach fic recs... any ship, any plot, any length, i literally have no preferences other than /roach/ i need more roach centric fics in my life....

I DO!

but first you should check out this post from @/boxofthings they have quite a few Roach centric fic recommendations. however it has been about six-ish months since then so I'll just add ones from recently

"you are a memory" by withyourrythm

"It takes 8 days of nursing an infected gunshot wound at his thigh, of trying to keep Roach breathing through the nights, before Ghost realizes that there is no help coming. Then, it’s time to move on."

"Roaching Around" by KDFoxbug

"Roach is captured by the enemy and becomes buggier"

"GhostRoach teehee :3" series by ghostroacharemybabies

Filled with a bunch of little stories I wrote of GhostRoach. Some sad, some happy. It’s just a mix of a bunch of emotions.

"Candy shop" by littlehorusaximand

roach is down bad for his lieutenant and his captain, and they accidentally find out.

"serendipity" by bravo six going queer (cornerdreams)

Roach gets back from a mission involving ice shelves, a compromising of his captain, and a harrowing snowmobile chase. Ghost is just happy he came back home safe. Both of them do a little reflecting.

"Just one kiss" by grechka_zhest

“Hey, L.T. ,” Roach muttered, licking the spoon and wincing right after at the taste of metal and canned meat, if it can even be called one, on his tongue. "Hm?", the lieutenant’s voice was tired and quiet, like Roach's own. It's nothing new. The sergeant quickly licked his dry lips, covered in small cuts. "Ever kissed before?", Sanderson asked with a grin in his voice. He himself doesn’t know whether this was supposed to be a joke or an insult. But behind the malicious grin there was a lively interest. Ghost chuckled, placing the now empty can on the ground, next to the sole of his boots.

"Memento Mori" by Anonymous

Roach got his callsign from being an unkillable insect with very little self preservation instinct. Unfortunately the rest of the team can be a little like that too, to the detriment of each other.

"How (not) to ask someone to marry you" by kkyso

Gaz needed to find a quick way to propose to Roach, but all his ideas seemed to go wrong. Until Soap has the brilliant and absurd idea at the same time, Making Gaz rethink the whole plan.

"These Bones Are Broken" by fixfoxnox

Roach nearly loses someone and it results in a momentary break in his carefully constructed mask.

"Two sergeants, one lieutenant" by Roach_Simp

Gaz, Ghost, Price, Soap and Roach go on a mission to get intel, finds out the mission was a set up then Roach gets kidnapped and tortured before they find him and then Roach, Ghost and Soap cuddle before it turns into spice. :3

"Roach" by MorningGlory30

"I promise I'll come back in once piece." After the death of his father, Gary "Roach" Sanderson thought that he should join the military just like his dad. He never really gave it much thought and as a seven year old, it never meant much to him. As he grew older, he came to like the idea of joining the military--of doing something better for his country than just being another rugby player. He joined as soon as he graduated and had worked hard in the SAS to be picked for an elite group of soldiers. Serving under Captain John Price and Captain "Soap" MacTavish wasn't the easiest thing to do because of how high the expectations were but it was something that he could handle. Even in the toughest times, Roach knew he could make it out of any dangerous situation and keep the promise that he made to his older brother.

"Raindrops" by TheCalmCreature

Gary doesn't seem to be fine after a mission. Simon checks up on him. written for the prompt: "[GhostRoach] Maybe they tend to each others injuries after a mission or they just need to make sure the other is ok? a happy/comfort ending”

"FNG... or something..." by KairaKara101

Gary knew those dreams were something strange yet it filled an empty part of his soul. There was something off about him. A bad luck charm perhaps? Gary really wished he knew why he was always the FNG. This time... being the FNG sucked. But past (?) collides with present. Once an ODST always an ODST. And you know what those ODST always said? Are you prepared to drop? Feet first into hell, troopers.

"Thorns in my lungs, petals on my tongue" by MossTimeBaby

the Roach Hanahaki fic that I was desperate to read

"Roaches Can't Die" by pinboardscarecrow

Ghost and Roach are betrayed by General Shepard; shot and killed by their own leader. But moments later, Roach wakes up back in the forest outside Makarov's safe house. Can he change his and Ghost's fates?

"is it really better to have loved and lost?" by MossTimeBaby

When Ghost has to fake his death to go deep undercover, Roach is left behind to pick up the pieces of himself.

"Two Sides of The Same Coin" by Vityed

It was Gary's first Christmas with Task Force 141, seeing as he had only joined the team six months earlier. As such, he had no idea what to expect. He just hoped it would be a good time to get to know everyone. Everything was perfect and ready. A Christmas tree decorated with tinsel, baubles and twinkling lights, and topped with a shining star, and plenty of alcohol to go around. What could possibly go wrong?

"Dear to you" by vani_tas_talk

messy university roommates breakup AU, starts as Roach/Soap/Ghost, endgame Roach/König

"If We Crash (I Hope We Do)" by mintyiecat

Simon and Gary live, and fall into a steady sort of companionship. Gary starts wondering (dramatically) what they are exactly. “How do you do that?” Simon scowls. “Swear to God it always jams.” ‘Magic fingers,’ Gary signs, and wiggles his.

[a-man-of-questionable-morals]

Hiii!! Could i make a little cuddle pile with the sergeants? Ty 😇

eepy boys<33