#rip me fr

[whoblewboobear]

Gift of gab not being a sorcerer spell is so rude. Now Jace has to say something with his whole chest 😔 I fully wrote this without looking it up so uhhhh here’s this lmao

[viciouslyrobotic]

Stretched my head back and accidentally bopped my baby girl in the nose so she made a meep noise and I have to be thrown in the inferno now its the only way to redeem myself

[hinamie]

the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman

[finedinereception]

“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

[local-fire-dumpster]

How toriyama drew Manga

[foolishgamers]

not foolish going live while i still have 3 hours left to drive today :[

[starry-bi-sky]

mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:

"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."

His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.

"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.

But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."

[artfulacrostic]

memes for Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1x04, "I Plunge To My Death".

*SPOILERS*

[sulfies]

“Come Here…”

Uh oh someone has had enough with the teasing during training

[madame-mongoose]

another thing is that i keep forgetting people see the robots i like as MEN (i know his name is yes man but human man and robot "man" is very different) so i always get taken out of it so hard when a man flirts with the reader and the reader isnt completely put off by it 😭

like oh right we're not all lesbians here,,, i forgor about that

reading robot fic: :D

reading robot fic and suddenly the robot expresses desires to be more human so they can love more like a human and the person they love AGREES: D:

[pcktknife]

seele (and acheron) redesign

[arkos404]

prohibitedwish enemies to lovers but prismo is into scarab in the enemies part just as much as in the lovers part

refs

btw i never watched the original souce material of any of these so dont read too deep into it, i just found them outta context on pinterest and thought "damn thats them" and passed out and woke up with this

[hinamie]

ik i've done like 5 panel redraws from 265 alone but this is the last one promise

[ratatatastic]

"Matthew before we start, I wanna talk to you about your mouthguard. What's the purpose of it? What purpose does it serve 'cuz it's never in your mouth?" "I mean, I guess it doesn't really serve that much of a purpose all the time? I try to keep it in as best I can but its got a mind of its own, and it's everywhere so... I don't know. I think in the important times I have it in? But it's not all the time." "Does that bother anyone? Teammates? Opposition? Probably your mum? Does she say anything?" "Yeah, my mom did not like it at the start but she's completely given up on it. Call it about 8 years ago, 9 years ago, when I came into the NHL she gave up on it so. I don't know! Teammates don't really care. Opposition? I've had it grabbed a few times but it's all good." "It's workin' for ya."

florida panthers @ edmonton oilers | 12.16.24 (x)

[definetelynotavampire]

tbf who wouldnt wanna dance with sigma

[deedala]

These husbands have a habit of standing around in the kitchen eating cereal in their boxers.

somewhere along the way i couldn't decide whether or not i should have just left it flat and bare so here...enjoy flat minimalistic cereal husbands as well (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ 

Version originally posted before my art tweaks: