#rip anon

[god-syndicate-if]

Dame hates me, and for some reason, i just want to prove them wrong, and it makes me want them more. I'm a lost cause already.

Dame got another one, lads. 🫡

[gregoriah-the-silliest]

I'm being forced to have lankybox playing in the background the entire time I'm writing my books

send help

...no..that doesn't sound like him...

[bloo-the-dragon]

You know what? *Steals sun* he is mine now, BYE!

The Moon is rapidly approaching your location

[hnm-tech-support]

If you won't marry me can I marry your dad?

She gets uh... jealous.

[campoverlook-if]

i'm colorblind and can't see red flags, scary or not i'm ready to romance W 😌

Alright, get in the car. We're going to the eye exam

Oh wait...ohfuck...ITS RED

[askhaley]

*Hands a coconut*

I LOVE YOU

*Explodes*

Why do people keep dying in my ask box? Thanks for the coconut, I guess... But it kind of feels wrong to eat it, now.

[a-v-j]

*I hand Autopsy a hair brush*

*I grab his hand and make him brush my hair*

I've been brushed by death 😌✨

[laughterlust]

aw, thanks for the cookie. Unfortunately, I'm not a cookie fan, but I have another idea so that it doesn't go to waste. EY RAGS!! GOT A COOKIE FOR YOU, BUT YOU GOTTA GET IT!! Okay, I'm already gone!💨🏃🏽‍♀️‍➡️😁👍🏻

Ragaeli: ....(cracks knuckles) Aight bet

❌🔞MINORS AND NO AGE IN PROFILE DNI. This is a NSFW blog, you will be blocked on sight.🔞❌

[proth-blog]

If I ask nicely and buy them dinner first, can I put my face in the red lords boobs?

[so-am-smyme9540]

WJAT THE FUCK IS MOUSE BIT2W PLEASE I NE3E TO KNOW

Oh no. It's spread to the brain. I'll call your loved ones and have them come to say goodbye. You're doomed to be vexed forever, I'm afraid. We've done all can.... I'm sorry.

[unwelcomeoutside]

something tells me anon did not survive that encounter from poppy-

[thedawningofthehour]

I googled bull dick for…a tool Gale calls by a nickname😂😭

I didn’t ask you to do that.

[lunarreaper-ut]

Is Malice ok?

...Malice?

oh-

RUN-

....It seems interacting with the Aspect of the Present is not recommended right now...

[pkmn-smashorpass]

I JUST GOT HERE DID I MISS NINETALES (they are objectively the best one)

all jokes aside this blog is hilarious i love it

Yeah homie sorry

[champagneandcaviar]

Can I keep Kitty for myself, how much do you want for her?

"..... You seem to think her worth is in pennies and dimes~" The rodent loomed over the top of the faceless, gritting his teeth and flexing his fingers in and out of fists. "She is worth more than that and if you THINK I would give her away to someone so idiotic as to SUGGEST it in front of myself, you are gravely mistaken!-"

@heedingcalls

[liliallowed]

*Bites Crimson back even harder*