#ask haley

[askhaley]

Call me Haey, because I take no Ls.

... Alex said to post this. Am I famous yet?

(inbox has been reopened!)

[emily-or-whatever]

Sometimes I get home from work early. Instead of 6-7am I'll be in the door before 4am. However because my schedule is bipolar and is not at all linear I see some things that I think I have sibling bullying rights too.

Listen Haley. It's awkward enough coming home and seeing Alex leaving your room into a wild gunman stand off with me in the living room. I dont know what's going on. I dont NEED to know what's going on just please for the love of God use the color wheel in my bedroom lavender is NOT his shade in nail polish.

No hard feelings Alex. I just feel the need to pick on Haley.

[unfortunatelyem]

HIHIHI!!! i simply needed to tell u how much i love ur haley ask blog (if u couldnt tell already hehe) TYSM /GEN 💗💗 everytime i get a notification signaling that u posted i get sosososo excited o(≧∇≦)o wanted to drop by & send u a little appreciation note for everything honestly ^0^ u are literally so awesom ❀!

the loveliest thing to wake up to!! this means so much to me, and I'm always so happy to see people enjoying haley's posts. it's little things like these that keep me motivated :D thank you for the kind message, marzy!

[itsmeglycine]

IF U COULD PLEASE DRAW HAL3EY FROM STARDEW VALLEY

Actually, I have one piece of fanart of her right now!

(It's from months ago when I was experimenting with styles... I tried studying/imitating another artist's coloring style with this one and failed miserably so I didn't post it here.)

[fishnchip3011]

Haley being pissed about rowan and Sebastian is soo funny to me 😭😭 loving all your stardew stuff

THANK YOU!!!!! haley is perpetually annoyed at sebastian cuz rowan always talks to her when he and seb are going thru conflict n she is a staunch rowan apologist LOL she sees sebastian while walking down the street and prays to yoba to strike him with a bolt of lightning

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Can I request some Bachelor/Bachelorett's of your choice asking the farmer to be their partner at the flower dance? It'd be cute if they could ask us instead of the farmer always taking the initiative

Bachelors/ettes of my choice? Hmm, since it's my choice here, I've chosen.... All SDV marriage candidate :D

Thanks for the ask, dear anon! Enjoy! 🫰💕

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SDV bachelors/ettes asking Farmer to be their dance partner at the Flower Dance:

SDV bachelors:

Alex:

Alex tries to make Farmer's question sound casual.

Something like, "Hey, I'd like to ask you to be my dance partner, but if you say no, that's okay, it won't hurt me in any way."

(He can't fool himself, It will make him sad if Farmer says no).

So the athlete almost jumped up on the spot with joy when Farmer agreed. But he tried to play it cool.

"So, shall we go and take our place on the dance floor?"

Alex was so happy, and started to get a little nervous not to mess it up.

Elliott:

"Farmer, my friend! I've been preparing for this celebration for a couple of days now, and I would be immensely happy if you would honoring me of agreeing to be my dance partner."

Elliott hopes the invitation wasn't too pompous. Otherwise, the writer was already worried he'd ruined everything.

Maybe Farmer already had a partner and Elliott with his speech made them feel pressured and awkward?

But Farmer's smile and nod of agreement said otherwise.

"Really? Oh, delightful! Then let's go rehearse our moves before the festival starts." Words can't describe how happy Elliott is.

Sebastian:

Because Sebastian doesn't really like dancing in public, asking someone to dance is a big step for him.

No, for real. Farmer must be a very dear friend to him (or maybe something more), if the local emo stepped out of his comfort zone to ask them to dance.

And his efforts paid off - Farmer agreed without delay.

Now, even the spring sun and heat will not spoil Sebby's mood.

Sam and Abigail start teasing Sebastian a little bit (affectionate) that he'll now have a silly smile on his face all day long.

Sam:

Sam is simply the epitome of a golden retriever who can get anything he wants with his charm alone. (Sam doesn't realise it himself, but still).

And even though he's a little nervous, it doesn't hurt his charm at all.

"Hey, Farmer. I've been thinking... Would you be interested in becoming my dance partner? If you don't mind."

Look at his puppy dog eyes, warm smile and slightly pink cheeks. How could you say no to him?

Here, Farmer didn't refuse either.

"Super! Thanks a lot! Let's take our positions then, we're about to dance!"

Harvey:

It took Harvey about fifteen or twenty minutes to gather the will to dare to ask Farmer to dance.

It seemed like an easy task for a doctor, but his throat was immediately dry and his heart was pounding frantically in his chest.

"Farmer, I was wondering if you'd like-" "To dance with you? Sure thing, Harvey!"

Well, that was easier than he thought. And why was Harvey getting worried over nothing?

Now, the only thing left for him to do was to wait for the dance to start and hope Harvey didn't step on Farmer's foot out of excitement.

Shane:

To be honest, Shane didn't dare ask Farmer for fear of rejection.

But eventually Jas intervened, telling Farmer that "uncle Shane wants to talk to you" ("Jas!").

Well, since the conversation is already inevitable, Shane has to ask them.

"Do you want to be my dance partner?" "Of course, Shane, I'd love to!"

The heck, what... Why was it so easy?

Now they're both dancing, he can't believe it! Shane is pleased.

(In the background, Jas smiles at her uncle and Farmer as they both walk to the dance floor).

SDV bachelorettes:

Leah:

Probably, of all the candidates present, Leah is the calmest. Why make something up when you can just ask them straight out?

"Hey, Farmer. If you don't have a dance partner, we can dance together."

The artist was quite okay to take no for an answer.

Still, glad that Farmer agreed to her request.

"Cool. I'll get us a good spot so we don't bake directly in the sun while dancing."

Honesty and calmness are key to her success.

Penny:

Yoba, give her strength and courage...

Penny was embarrassed to even look in Farmer's direction, let alone start a conversation with them.

Someone she knows should help nudge her to ask Farmer (Emily or Maru).

The young teacher was so nervous, she didn't even notice that Farmer smilingly agreed to her offer to be a dance partner.

Wait, what? She heard everything right? They said yes?

Oh well... then Penny went to get prepared (get prepared mentally not to faint from happiness).

Abigail:

"Ugh, stupid Flower dance... Mum made me wear this dumb dress again..." *notices Farmer* "Hey, Farmer~ Do you have a dance partner already?"

Abigail isn't really shy, to be honest.

Won't ask Farmer directly about dancing, but her hints are impossible not to recognise.

She was terribly relieved that Farmer agreed and immediately grabbed their hand, dragging them towards the dance floor.

Abby hopes her mother wouldn't think that she liked dancing now, or Caroline would want to take her to aerobics later.

Maru:

Maru was still practising her speech to Farmer from a day ago. She was really hoping that they would agree to dance with her at the festival.

That doesn't change the fact that even though she was prepared, Maru was a little nervous for fear of rejection.

Still, until you ask them, you won't know, right?

When Farmer approached her on their own, Maru finally asked them.

The young inventor's fears were in vain: the Farmer said yes immediately!

Oh, she couldn't wait to take her place to dance with Farmer!

Emily:

Emily is just overjoyed! A beautiful day, a beautiful atmosphere, a beautiful forest... The spirits are favouring them today.

Oh, there's the Farmer! She immediately ran up to them to ask them to dance.

The blue-haired girl was too excited to even think about the fact that Farmer might refuse her....

But that wouldn't happen, because Farmer agreed without hesitation!

Emily, even more overjoyed, immediately took them to the dance floor, letting them rehearse the dance together before festival starts.

Haley:

"Farmer. I'm you want, I might dance with you~"

Haley doesn't know if her charm will work, since last year she refused to dance with them. Yeah, awkward...

So she won't be surprised if they turn her down. But will be surprised when Farmer immediately agrees.

"Great! Then we need to rehearse to make everything perfect. I've already been Flowers Queen for a few years, I don't want to give up the title."

Haley doesn't care about the title anymore, she's dancing with Farmer! Hee hee~

[swarvey]

Can I ask for reactions to Farmer having real bad, MASSIVE, resting bit@% face. please 🙏

I don't care who you do it for, have fun with it. :3

when you have a resting bitch face | shane, haley (separate!) x gn!reader

summary -> your resting face has never been . . . the kindest, to say the least. it couldn't matter less to them, of course. warnings -> none! wc -> 502

a/n: this request is so funny and real i love it. i decided to do it with those who i headcanon to also have resting bitch faces. enjoy!! <3

shane

"fuckin' hell — what's up with them?"

as someone who also typically does not look the friendliest, shane feels like he has the right to judge

he's barely phased tho, thinks it's hilarious watching you go around town handing people gifts with such a stoic face

it all changes, tho, the day he sees you smile

he doesn't recall what made you laugh, only remembers thinking he wished it was because of him, bc damn

any thoughts he had about your resting face are gone

now, he only cares about being the one to break it

not that he'll ever admit it, ofc

(at least, not until you and him have matching mermaid's pendants)

it starts off with awkward small talk, as stuff typically does

"hey." | "um, hey." | "..." | "... do you need something?" | "no! no. nothing." | "okay." | "okay."

no one told him talking was hard, okay?

(the chickens usually think he's pretty funny, he swears)

something he said to you must have been right, tho, bc one day, he's on the way to joja and is stopped by you

and you have a container in your hands. for him. of pepper poppers.

"i heard you liked these ... so i decided to try and make them."

your typically hostile exterior is gone, replaced with ... is that embarrassment in your eyes??

he can't say shit, tho, he can feel a flush of heat creeping up his neck

"oh, uh, thanks, i guess. i mean, these are my favorite, so, yeah. thanks."

he wants to crawl away into a hole for the rest of his life.

his antics are rewarded nonetheless, seeing that he made you laugh for the first time

(which, in turn, gives him the chance to make you laugh for the rest of his life)

haley

"why is the new farmer looking at me like that? do they have a problem or something?"

definitely takes offense to it at first, disregarding her own major rbf

thinks you have something against her personally until emily reassures her it's just your resting face

she'll scoff and think it's stupid at first

but then she goes into the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and pretty much shrieks, scaring the hell out of her sister

"what, what?!" | "i have it, too!" | "have what?" | "the resting face! the one the farmer has!"

(emily reminds herself of inner peace before shutting the bathroom door and walking away)

after her monumental realization, haley is more understanding of you and decides to try and get to know you better

very pleasantly surprised to find your exterior doesn't match how you truly are

and when she finds a sunflower on her doorstep, along with a short letter written to her?

she's smitten.

haley's used to getting what she wants, and it's no different with you

"hey. you gave me this, right?" | "the sunflower? yeah, i heard you liked them..." | "so, wanna go on a date?" | "huh?!"

the rest is history

[reality-detective]

Let's circle back 🤔

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Do Necron Warriors have any semblance of sentience left in them? Are their minds simply locked behind powerful inhibitors or are they just irreparably wiped clean?

So, this is a cool question. Necron warriors are not supposed to retain anything in the way of real sentience. At all. The biotransferrence involved the effective digitisation and transition of Necrontyr consciousness onto engrams (basically fake brains) with the quality of engram and amount of personality and memory being retained coinciding with your position in society.

Nobles, Crypteks, Lychguard, Triarchs, and individuals with perceived importance or connection were usually given their full approximated suite of mental faculties and personality. Middling soldiery and servants (like Immortals) received a fittingly middling amount of engram quality. Basic soldiers, civilians and those without perceived merit were turned into warriors, their memories and personalities consumed forever.

At least, as I said above, this was the intent.

Necron engrams are one of (if not the most) advanced and complex pieces of technology in the entire setting. The complete and effective translation of the mind into data is unthinkably sophisticated, to the point that not even the Crypteks, the masters of physics and material science, fully understand how they work. It's not like the intelligence cores the Admech use, it's not like the AI the T'au construct. It is almost the synthesis and digitisation of the soul. It is properly fucking nuts.

So, are necron warriors supposed to be wiped clean? Yes, basically. Are they? Demonstrably no. Some will let out horrific screams when they're properly killed. Some will display tiny little ticks and flickers of personality or inkling. Most notably, warriors that become flayed ones have been known to target specific Necrons/people, as if holding unbound grudges or desires.

Between these events, and things like the destroyer virus and the assorted quirks and emotions that all Necrons can develop, it is abundantly clear that the full extent of the consciousness and wherewithal granted by engrams has exceeded function and intricacy beyond the comprehension of even the most gifted Crypteks.

Bit of a long answer, but I hope you found this helpful!

[moeblob]

Haley ! Dressed up as Dorothea (post skip) from FE3H!

In case anyone wants to know, the lineart took me as long as Clue (1985) with all three endings. Like. Just in case anyone wanted to know.

[seraphinitegames]

Haley, Mother of bread and all that is baked, goddess of breakfast and cafes,I proclaim my love for you-

This message make me so unbelievably happy, hehe! :D

Cue Haley getting overly flustered and offering whatever you order from the bakery on the house, lol!

Thank you so much for the fun message! :)

[askhaley]

*throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coco-*

[the-flying-robins]

why are you all fantasising about killing a puppy? like genuinely is that not weird to you at all lol

Oh boy. Hmm. Look, first of all, Haley is a fictional dog in a fictional universe, and many people the world over have fantasized about many different characters dying for many different reasons in many different universes. This one just happens to be a dog. It's the same idea as someone wishing Deathstroke or the Joker was dead (Haley isn't human or a villain, but the main concept? It's still the same).

Attempt at explaining why, however, is under the cut.

I'm not sure if I'm the person to explain this, but I'll do my best. It's not so much about the dog herself as much as it is about how and why the dog came about and what the dog represents. Haley was created by Tom Taylor and came about seemingly out of nowhere. Dick hadn't expressed any desires to have a pet and has never had one previously (I'm not counting Ace who would have been a family pet and not his sole responsibility) this dog was introduced seemingly out of left field and was one of the first things Taylor did. It was an attempt to make Dick look responsible and to have a dog function as a stand-in or trial kid for the Dickbabs relationship Taylor was bringing back. By giving Dick a dog, he was implying that Dick was reaching the point of being ready to settle down and start building a family. Once again a concept that didn't seem to be fully formed or realized before being introduced.

One of the biggest criticisms people have for Taylor's run is just how out of character everyone seems. Dick has always been a character on the move. Even when settled in Bludhaven longterm (NW 96), he was constantly seen on the move, no one could get him to slow down and talk. Which became one of the main reasons he and Babs broke up during that run. A lack of communication coupled with Babs' insecurities made for a foreshadowed ending to their relationship. But instead of any foreshadowing, Taylor gave Dick a dog in his first issue (already a major change) and also brought Babs back as the second main character in an attempt to show that Dick was ready to settle down and settle down with Babs specifically. A move that lacked any of the "show" portions in the show don't tell writing theory.

In addition to all of that, Haley is very WFA-esque, too cute and happy for main universe DC. Haley's whole existence is built around looking cute and showing that Dick is ready for a "serious" relationship, she has no other purpose. The main reason people complain about TT's run being WFA like? Lack of personal conflicts and Haley.

Haley is a symptom of the problem, but also in a lot of ways a core building block of the problem. Get rid of the dog and the house of cards: ooc writing, too happy characters, lack of real stakes; it all falls down. The stakes are higher again, the relationship is less stable (and also less confirmed in our face endgame), and the environment is less WFA more DC.

I've said it a million times and I'll say it again:

It's not about the dog. It's about what the dog represents.

[unfortunatelyem]

HAIII!

😊just checking in to say, I LOVE YOUR BLOGS!!

It's nice to see you make blogs for characters I don't see often! And you portray them really well!!!

It's just a very wholesome and nice scroll to see you or your voice in my feed!!

Keep being cool:3

Ohh this means a lot! I'm super glad I can bring just the tiniest highlight to your day. I love running my ask blog and playing this silly role, and I appreciate every single person who drops by to ask something or whatever. Thank you thank you for this message, you totally made my day! ❤️❤️

[luckyxmisfortune]

☆

bonuses !!

[bludhavens-finest]

Can I see the puppy good sir?

- @luluquinn

Absolutely