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I’d like to show him my void I think—[GUNSHOTS]

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yes this character is based on me. yes they are infinitely cooler, funnier, more attractive, and emotionally complex than me. yes i’m crying. and projecting.

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When I draw Binary Star's costume, you might notice that I tend to... emphasize certain parts...

And sometimes I think I'm overdoing it, but...

No. No, I'm right, actually. The person responsible for the costume design in Thunderbolts* understand exactly where I'm coming from. You have to show off how big their penis is, otherwise their public approval won't be as high!

It's the only acceptable way to thirst trap-ify male superheroes because they won't let ME design their costumes.

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Writing a yandere relationship but shaking my head the whole time to show that i don't support the ideas of monogamous marriage or the idea that you can only fall in love with one person for the rest of your life but nodding my head enthusiastically at the murder and the holding people hostage to show that i wholeheartedly endorse it

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recent doodles

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Hey man, ahead of this heatwave I'm gonna go ahead and rip the veil off of something for you:

The reason American Southerners have the luxury of saying that 90 ain't that bad and it's not unbearable until it's 100 is 1) prolonged exposure to high temperatures over multiple decades 2) our mindset for these living conditions.

You don't have number 1, and you can't just acquire it, so I need you to adopt number 2 immediately. How do you live like a Southerner in the heat?

Don't be a hero.

Stay inside. Buy a box fan, put it next to a bucket of ice, and wrap your arms around it like a lover. Do not leave the shade under any circumstances. If a dude makes fun of you for getting out of the sun, don't get mad, just think of a funnier insult to call him while you flip him off and go stand under a tree.

Southerners love nothing more than to exaggerate and lie to each other. Like I think we got off on the wrong foot when you walked in on us saying things like "It was only 110, I didn't even take my damn jacket off" when really, last week it was 95 at 10 PM and we were on the bed buck nekkid in front of the fan moaning incoherently and praying to die. So yeah, we can take extreme heat. We also want you to think we can take ludicrous heat. You must learn to talk shit and then be a hypocrite and a coward in your actions, because this will serve you best.

It sounds like I am joking but I cannot express to you how much I am not. Do not fuck with Mother Nature, because that bitch will kill you. Take every opportunity to lower your body temperature and drink water, because that is what all of us in hot climates are doing all the time, and that is why we are not dead, even when it seems like we should be.

(And yeah, we do go through like two and a half ugly weeks in April every year where everyone wants to absolutely just goddamn drop dead because none of us have our heat tolerance back, but we must go to work anyway, which must be a crime. And yes, when it gets below 70 we really all do short circuit and cover ourselves in seven jackets, except for Shorts Guy.)

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'Do you think I'm a moster too?'

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So I was rewatching Pocahontas because it's my favorite Disney movie and it made me realize something. Specifically...

Like... y'all see it, right? I'm not saying Ray looks like John Smith (because he doesn't); I'm saying I've been subconciously drawing him to look like John Smith (and it *is* subconcious because I have not thought about this movie in years).

But, like... if you knew the hold that wicked blond man had on me as a child... 8 year old me broke the family VCR from playing the Pocahontas VHS so many times. The number of times my mom walked into the living room to see me with my grubby little hands pressed against the TV screen like the movie poster for Poltergeist, trying to phase through it any time John Smith was on screen... It wasn't even attraction because even then, I was a devout Pocajohn shipper (and, y'know, ace). It was like a religious thing, I think- I just wanted to be physically closer to the most beautiful man I'd ever seen in my very short life. I drew him so much when I was a teenager. I'm honestly surprised that it took seeing Erwin from AoT to reawaken that feral obsession with blond men, like a sleeper agent hearing their activation phrase...

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If you're the kind of person who likes writing blonde men as the dommest dom daddies to ever dom, then I'm sorry but you're wrong.

Blonde men are biologically incapable of being doms. Their very DNA demands they be subby little bitches. It's a well-known fact that blonde men are, in fact, completely unable to orgasm without an appropriate amount of begging, crying, and leaking precum until their underwear are ruined and they've made a mess on the floor (scolding them for said mess is important enrichment).

Unpopular opinion,

Too many men are written as “dom daddy” types in fics.

Like be for real, that man would be honored to be your floor mat.

He’s not giving orders, he’s taking them.

Stop being afraid, put on your big boots, and step on that man.

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"I'm getting low on both fuel and sex."

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Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke

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God, I just wanna finish this fanfic and never have to think about it ever again...

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

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This is the last pose i promise i'm gonna start rendering soon eventually

Sketch. I know the anatomy's off, but I'm going to be doing this digitally, so I could not give less of a shit (save me lasso tool- you're my only hope). The mere act of picking up a pencil feels like flossing my ass crack with razor wire, but I've been listening to "Thunder Bringer" nonstop for 2 days and cannot stop thinking about this.

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Telekinesis isn't actually visible (or, in fact, detectable to non-telekinetics), so the editors would have to add effects in post production.

(Seriously thinking about the fact that, canonically, the whole point of this interview/photoshoot is for Ray to show off how normal but also very sexy he is to the MC. In Syzygy, that whole shoot he's telling the photographer "Make sure my hands look good. Up that contrast- I want to see every tendon." After... everything, Maddie did go back and buy a copy of that issue of Hero Faire...)

Sketch. I know the anatomy's off, but I'm going to be doing this digitally, so I could not give less of a shit (save me lasso tool- you're my only hope). The mere act of picking up a pencil feels like flossing my ass crack with razor wire, but I've been listening to "Thunder Bringer" nonstop for 2 days and cannot stop thinking about this.

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Photo taken seconds before he eats it raw (it would go to waste otherwise). Cannibal!Ray superiority!

⚠️TW:Blood & Organ

“You said I had your heart. I made sure.”

My art style changes whenever I get a new brush;;; Anyway enough fluffy sweet stuff time for creepy psycho Ray❤️

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My pencil sketches are too messy...

(I do this digitally, too- I usually have 3 sketch layers before I even attempt drawing something cleanly)

Sketch. I know the anatomy's off, but I'm going to be doing this digitally, so I could not give less of a shit (save me lasso tool- you're my only hope). The mere act of picking up a pencil feels like flossing my ass crack with razor wire, but I've been listening to "Thunder Bringer" nonstop for 2 days and cannot stop thinking about this.