#Your honor there giving eachother makeovers

[emily-or-whatever]

Sometimes I get home from work early. Instead of 6-7am I'll be in the door before 4am. However because my schedule is bipolar and is not at all linear I see some things that I think I have sibling bullying rights too.

Listen Haley. It's awkward enough coming home and seeing Alex leaving your room into a wild gunman stand off with me in the living room. I dont know what's going on. I dont NEED to know what's going on just please for the love of God use the color wheel in my bedroom lavender is NOT his shade in nail polish.

No hard feelings Alex. I just feel the need to pick on Haley.

[bumblehoneybee]

AAAAA YES HI IM BACK AGAIN IMMEDIATELY!! I shall list each smiling critter along with what/how Puppylove and Smittenkitten think of/interact with them!

Bobby Bearhug❤️🐻: The besties, no questions asked. If they were part of the show, Bobby would absolutely be the one who introduces them to the others, as when the pair aren’t visiting Smiling Valley(what I call the place where they all live I guess?) they are penpals, writing letters back and forth with her! Smitten loves to talk ALLL the gossip with Bobby, he cannot keep a secret from her to save his life. They also enjoy having girls nights when they visit! The other ladies of the critter crew are also invited obviously and they all give eachother silly makeovers.(Smittenkitten is the only exception to ladies night as he appreciates the more feminine things in life. He also doesn’t disrupt the festivities by TOOTING with his ARMPIT. Looking at you Kickin’.)

Dogday☀️🐶: They are simply pubbys your honor. Puppylove enjoys the simple unbridled joys of being able to do silly dog things with Dogday, as while she is more than happy hanging out with Smitten, he’s hesitant to partake in messier outdoorsy shenanigans she gets up to, unlike Dogday. They give eachother the dog zoomies and will just run around like absolute goobers for hours chasing eachother around the neighborhood! Smitten enjoys his optimism and how he is a good friend to Puppy! Though the pair don’t have much in common, they do both bond over their shared adoration of PuppyLove and her cooking!

Kickin’ Chicken🐓⭐️: He was invited to girls night. ONCE. AND NEVER AGAIN!! Smitten politely tolerates his antics. What he does NOT tolerate however, is when his antics more often than not(usually involving Hoppy, Puppy, Dogday, or all of the above) lead to him getting unwittingly dirtied in a typically silly manner. God hath no wrath like a ballet dancer scorned. Puppylove often has to mediate(translated: keep Smitten from whacking Kickin’ into space with a ballet shoe) between the two, but she’s typically more than happy to go along with whatever shenanigans is going on, usually in an attempt to keep whatever chaos he might cause to a minimum.

Hoppy Hopscotch🐰⚡️: Not much to say! They get along pretty good! Smitten and Puppy tend to give her funny knowing looks every time they see her and Bobby hanging out like 😏 What do they know??? Puppylove likes to race Hoppy to see who can deliver letters/valentines faster, they’re both quite speedsters, although they do have friendly arguments over whether Puppylove being able to fly is fair or not. Smitten enjoys having another dance partner, even if Hoppy is too hyper for ballet, it gives him a chance to try other styles!

Craftycorn🌈🦄: Smittenkitten adores spending time with the artistic and soft spoken critter! With how excitable the others can be, he greatly appreciates the quieter company of Crafty, be it spent silently drawing side by side together, simply talking over tea, or him showing Crafty the fine arts of ballet, delicately dancing the day away together! Puppylove greatly enjoys making arts and crafts with her! Especially trying out new ideas and designs for valentines cards!

Bubba Bubbaphant💡🐘: I cannot be convinced that Bubba isn’t at least SOMEWHAT of a fancy fellow like Smitten! They would definitely bond over their shared interest in fancy literature! And also being a voice of reason amidst a band of chaotic critters😅 Him and Puppylove don’t really hang out all that much, as she doesn’t have much of an attention span for all the “complex sciencey smarty-pants stuff” he talks about as she puts it.

Catnap🌙🐈‍⬛: They’re both kinda neutral with him? Puppylove likes to joke that they must be cousins due to their shared quieter demeanor and shared purple colors, and does try her best to get him to come play with her and the other critters, but doesn’t push to hard. Smittenkitten is more so curious about the oh-so mysterious nature Catnap exudes, and does secretly try to learn more about him when he can, although he mostly just enjoys his company as a fellow feline of mellow demeanor. They would be nap buddies for sure.(Smitten has one of those silly eye masks that looks like cartoonish closed eyes)

Heavens to Betsy this took forever to write but I hope you enjoy it regardless!!

(also yes I do take commissions and they are indeed open :3)

WWOOOOOOOOOO HELL YEH MORE LORE

Yeyeyeyeye I see it I see it all

I love it so very much! I love the characterization of everyone. I love puppy. I love smitten. I love how cute and silly they are. Bravo!! Bravo!! Encore please!!! Encore!!!

I love ocs. Please never hesitate to bless my inbox with them if you ever get the notion

Also. . . I will be in contact about that commission. . . Expect my call. . .

[walmart-icarus]

Girls Night

In honor of @theforgottenages for being a genius for ideas and broke me out of writing block this ones for you bbg

wedensays are the best days of the week

why?

because you and paul have a girls night once every two weeks

you get to give makeovers

tell him who you're crushing on

go shopping

doing skincare while watching soap operas

if this were a holiday, it would be your favorite

The night started and you guys were getting ready

rings, earrings

and the best part was makeup

go crazy w that shit

the plan was to go out for a while and then stay up all day gossiping

"What are you guys doing????"

Dwayne was just standing there

with the most confused look on his face

"....you don't like Paul's smokey eyeshadow?"

you knew that wasn't what he was talking about

you just wanted to fuck with him

"We're having a girls night, Dwayne"

dammit Paul

cant we have fun on this day?

anyways

Dwayne looked...weird?

you couldn't read his face well

good thing Paulie can >:)

"Dwayne...are you jealous?"

turns out he never had a girls night out

SO HERES YOUR CHANCE

"y/n I don't think this is necessary"

"shut up Dwayne your eyeliner looks gorgeous now stop moving"

he insists he doesn't look good in pink

but he does

and out you guys go

you stop by bars

shops

so many goddamn rides

food trucks

food people even

after a while

and after Paul got WAY too drunk

it was time for the second part of girls night

trying out the clothes you guys bought eachother

bags and bags of clothing to try on

im talking crop tops

jeans

mini skirts

sweaters

and so many platform shoes oh my god

rip to Max's credit card I guess

"Paul I cannot wear this in public"

you weren't sure that a t-shirt with "I <3 men's tits" was business casual

"C'monnn y/n its part of the fashionnn"

jeez this guy is out of wack

but now its time to calm down and gossip with facemasks

after talking for A WHILE about famous actor gossip

"hey y/n? I really like girls night"

i just had the worst fucking day of my life so I might be a little dry today and it might have affected my writing I'm sorry

[starhairspinel]

The sandy dunes of the desert are large and unforgiving, the wavy heat from the sun bouncing off the sand have made these lands unbearable to to the mortal man, but I am no mortal man, not even a man, I am Spinel, and I'm here with one of my closest friends, Amethyst, to travel across the scorching and arid desert and retrieve the gypsum and/or baryte cluster known as the desert rose, and end it's tyranny in this land. I stand over a particularly large dune and take off my goggles and lower my scarf to look at-

Are you really gonna narrate like that the whole time?

Ugh, no. 'course not...

Suuuuuurrrreeeeee...

Look, you owe me after that empire city mission!

I already said I'm sorry for not wanting to go into a sewer, dude!

An apology won't suffice, DUDE. Unleeeeess you wanna do a makeover session instead? Paint some nails? Put on some makeup while gossiping about the latest celebrity drama?

Ew.

Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me-

Yo! Is that the place we have to go to?

Sure seems like it, giant sand castle, some red-brownish accents, banners with rose thingies on them at the front. Must be it.

Coolio!

Ah-hem. Where was I? Oh yeah. I take off my goggles and lower my scarf to look at a castle made of sand in the distance, the castle was large and intricate, accented with dirty shades of rusty reds and dirt browns that didn't look too tacky from the color of the sad, banners hung from the front with symbols on them resembling a brownish rose, perhaps paying tribute to the cluster of crystals we're looking for. I take a deep sigh and tell- AMETHYST!

Last one there's a rotten egg!

COME OOOOON! Siiiiiigh.... I take a deep sigh and turn around to tell Amethyst only to find that she was already sliding down the dune we were on, we're good friends, I promise, but especially after the rat mission I've been on rocky terms with her. I follow Amethyst down to the sand castle and we stand before it, this is very clearly some kind of man-made structure made to honor the desert rose. Perhaps they thought the rose was a gift from their gods and said their prayers to it.

You really think so?

Pretty sure, yeah.

Man, that kinda makes me feel bad for taking this thing. People actually put effort into this? I don't wanna ruin that, it would make them feel useless.

It wouldn't be the first time.

Hm, true.

Let's go, in n' out, simple as that! Atleast, I HOPE so, unless you wanna sit this one out AGAIN.

Dude that was ONE time, get over yourself! Geez...

Amethyst goes into the castle, I follow shortly. A quick look and it appears that nobody has been in here for years, the torches along the walls have long burned out, lucky for us, I can use my gem as a flashlight!

Niiice.

Thank you! We go deeper into the hall entering the castle, the halls were getting tighter and tighter as we go deeper and deeper, almost as if we were breathing down eachother's necks-

It's not that bad, is it?

Well- uh- I mean... I'm being dramatic, okay? Er... I mean-! We have escaped the halls and enter the shrine, thing, of the desert rose! The sun was shining and the sand walls glistened like the glittery parts of birthday cards you buy at the store!

Pffft- that's the best you can come up with?

... in the middle of this place was a large stairway leading to the cluster we were looking for, we were in aw of it's- aaaaaaand Amethyst decided to skip right to the stair climbing, alright, it's fine. I also climb the stairs.

By which you mean "stretch your legs to go right to the top of it"

Shut up. *Cough* We looked at the gypsum cluster they called the desert rose, it was magnificent.

As "magnificent" you can get with a weird looking rock that barely looks like a flower and is covered in sand.

I carefully pick up the desert rose and quickly look around the premises waiting for a booby trap... Waiting for a booby trap... Aaaany second now... Weird, I would've thought they'd make sure someone doesn't steal this thing. Or atleast have this thing fight back in some way... Any way... Give us a challenge, darn it!

... Wanna sit down and talk for a bit, dude?

Yeah...

... Are you really that upset about our last mission?

No- Well- maybe? Yes? I just... I dunno... I haven't been feeling that good since then.

Is it because I didn't help you down there?

YES! I mean, kind of, there were so many things awful about, like rats... And rats eating gem moss that probably didn't even feed them properly... And rats trying to kill me after taking away their gem moss... And rats... And sewers.

That's rough buddy, I probably shouldn't have dipped out like that.

And WHY exactly did you dip out?

I... I'm not gonna lie, I just wasn't feelin' it. I know it's a dumb reason especially since it hurt you alot but that's it, I'm sorry...

It's- it's fine. I understand. I feel like things haven't been going that good, you know? Everyone's been doing their own thing and they don't seem to really care about how badly that mission went and it makes me feel like I'm getting mad for no reason.

What? Of course you got mad for a reason! You literally went through a gross sewer full of rats which you hate for reason- geez now I feel really bad...

Nononono! Making you feel bad for that is the LAST thing I want! You don't have to say sorry for anything, it's done, it's over, we should just bubble this thing, send it away and go back to the temple, watch Indiana Jones and pretend this mission was way cooler than it actually is.

Mmm... I dunno... It doesn't really feel right...

What else are we supposed to do?

Uhh... Raid an abandoned grocery store in the dead of night?

... yeah, yeah that sounds fun!

That's the spirit! Come on, let's get outta here!

Yeah! ... I wonder what this desert rose was even supposed to do?

Who knows and who cares?

Heh, right. Let's get out of here ~in style~!

Heck yeah!

Ahem. And so, me and Amethyst walk out of the castle after their adventure in retrieving the desert rose. The desert seems a little brighter, a little warmer, but in a way that feels comforting, like a warm hug from a friend made of fire. I put my goggles back on, raise my cape, and the two of us disappear into the sunset.

Now that's a good one.