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[riotwritesthings]

Hiii yellow or turquoise from the lovely pan flag If you want to <3

this is so dumb idk, I lost all control please enjoy

Fluttering Yellow and Turquoise

WinterIron - T, 1.8k - Crack, Banter

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Tony blinks his way to consciousness and finds that he’s staring up at the warm glow of sunlight through a thick canopy of leaves.

“Ew,” he says, “why am I in a forest?”

The last thing he remembers is some kind of strange energy surging through the tower, the lights flickering and his hair standing on end, and then-

He woke up here. Tony really wishes he was more surprised.

“It’s always a portal,” he sighs as he climbs to his feet, brushing leaves and twigs from his clothes. “I better not be the only one who got caught up in this bullshit,” he grumbles, looking around.

He’s surrounded by massive trees, thick underbrush, and he doesn’t know nearly enough about plants to have a hope of figuring out where he is. He also doesn’t see anyone else around, and worst of all, the portal just had to scoop him up in the middle of getting dressed. He can already feel all the bugs coming for his bare chest and the countless parasites digging their way into his bare feet. Awesome.

After a couple seconds of mental debate, he decides to hell with the risk and shouts, "Hello?! Anyone else here? Even a rude portal-creator, maybe?"

The only reply is the soft rustle of leaves above him and the drone of insects.

“Rude,” he mutters, “they could have at least been around to pick a fight or something after magicking me here.”

He looks around again, but every direction looks the same, just trees and bushes and more trees. He’ll have to just pick a direction at random if he wants to go looking for… anything. He’s also pretty sure that the general rule is to not move when lost, but does it really count as lost when he’s been transported here against his will? And then just left alone to be eaten by insects?

“Ugh,” he groans as he swats at a bug that’s hovering around the light of the arc reactor, "this is why I hate magic. And anything even magic related, it all sucks."

From above him comes a chuckle, then a pained groan, and Tony whips his head up to find Bucky tangled in vines and dangling from thick tree branches about thirty feet above him.

“Oh hey,” Tony calls in greeting, “the portal got you too?”

“Looks like,” Bucky sighs, then starts to struggle against the vines and only accomplishes making himself swing and sway in place. “Why don’t I get to be on the ground?” He groans as he stills again.

“The portal likes me more I guess,” Tony says with a shrug, then wrinkles his nose and adds, “I’m not actually sure I’m happy about that.”

“Least you didn’ have to fall through th’ canopy,” Bucky grumbles, just loud enough for Tony to hear.

"Ooh, look who knows his forest terms," Tony says and then laughs as Bucky starts struggling uselessly again. “Do you not have a knife to cut yourself free?!”

Bucky stops wiggling to glare at him, and then reluctantly admits, “I don’t have one on me.”

“What?” Tony demands with another laugh, temporarily distracted from his anger at the mysterious portal, “Who even are you?!”

“Ha ha,” Bucky says dryly, “You know Sam won’t let me spar with concealed weapons anymore.”

“We’ve all heard the argument,” Tony says with a roll of his eyes, “One time he breaks his toes kicking you in the boot knife, and he’ll never let it go.” A thought occurs to him and he looks around the thick forest again as he asks, “So you were with Sam when the magic hit? I guess step one is figuring out if anyone else has been personally victimized by teleportation.”

"Step one should be you get up here an’ help me," Bucky says grumpily.

“Bold of you to assume I have a knife,” Tony says, “I don’t even have a shirt.” He swats at the bugs buzzing around his chest again and then starts eyeing the trunks of the trees that Bucky is tangled in, trying to figure out how the hell he’s going to do this.

The thick vines wrapped around everything give him hand-holds at least, so Tony grits his teeth and starts climbing. It’s a slow process, the air is thick with humidity, making everything slick and his bare feet slip off of the vines as he tries to make his way up. He’s pretty sure he can feel Bucky getting more and more impatient, and when Tony pauses to glance up he also feels pretty damn impatient about how little progress he’s made.

“Is this a bad time to mention I’ve never climbed a tree?” Tony asks sheepishly, risking letting go of the vines with one hand so he can wipe sweat from his forehead.

“Nah, seems pretty relevant,” Bucky replies, and it looks a lot like he’s trying to fight down a smile, “fair warning, if you fall I am gonna laugh.”

“Great encouragement,” Tony grumbles and returns his attention to climbing.

He has a couple of close calls, but he doesn’t actually fall to his probable death and manages to make his way up to where Bucky is dangling with minimum embarrassment.

“Wow, you are really tangled in here,” he says once he gets a look at how thoroughly Bucky is wrapped in vines and covered with loose leaves.

“Thanks, I hadn’ noticed,” Bucky says, his voice as dry as the desert, and Tony almost loses his hold when he can’t help but laugh.

“Stop,” Tony says, “this is gonna be the most dangerous part, don’t make me laugh. I might fall, I might cut you instead of the vines, who knows, anything could happen.” As expected, he nearly loses his balance trying to wiggle out the knife that, thank fuck, is still in the front pocket of his jeans, and Tony quickly adjusts his position so he can wrap his legs tightly around a sturdy branch. “Pole dance lessons, don’t fail me now,” he mutters under his breath, but apparently Bucky catches it.

“What?” He asks with a laugh.

“Nothing, you didn’t hear that,” Tony says quickly.

“I definitely did,” Bucky says, still laughing, “how has Rhodes never mentioned that in his ‘embarrassing Tony’ stories?”

"Because I threatened him with death," Tony hisses, “now stop laughing, I have a knife here.”

Bucky just grins at him, giving Tony’s admittedly small pocket knife a pointed look before his eyes go wide. “Is that the knife I gave you?” He asks, the teasing gone from his voice.

Tony looks at the knife thoughtfully even though he knows it is. It’s the only pocket knife he owns, because Bucky had gotten hilariously offended that he didn’t have one and had immediately pulled one out of his packet to all but force it into Tony’s hands.

“Impossible to say for sure,” Tony finally says dismissively, because it's that or admit he’s been carrying it pretty much constantly.

“Thought you weren’t gonna carry it,” Bucky says with a knowing grin that does dangerous things to Tony’s pulse.

“Shut up, I don’t know how it got in my pocket,” Tony grumbles, trying to ignore the heat in his cheeks and pointedly turning his attention to cutting Bucky free. The knife is razor sharp, no doubt Bucky’s doing, and it makes quick work of the vines.

“Get my hands first,” Bucky requests, wiggling the only two fingers that apparently aren’t trapped, “I don’t wanna fall any more.”

“And here I was planning on dropping you right on your pretty face,” Tony sighs, then bites his tongue while Bucky laughs.

With each vine that he cuts through Bucky drops an inch or two, swaying in place, and every time he makes a barely audible sound that Tony is trying really hard not to laugh at. He cuts another vine and Bucky lets out a queasy groan as he drops a little further.

“Don’t throw up,” Tony pleads, and he’s only half joking.

“I do not like this,” Bucky groans and what Tony can see of his face is pale, “I changed my mind, jus’ drop me.”

“Didn’t Sam say you just- jumped out of a plane, once?” Tony has to ask as he starts slicing through the vines a little more haphazardly.

"Yeah, an’ I regretted it, but don‘t tell him that,” Bucky says with a weak huff of laughter, “‘sides, that’s different, a quick fall an’ its over. This is- ugh, jus’ hanging here- if this takes much longer I really might- Fuck!”

A bunch of the vines snap at once with a surprisingly loud sound and Bucky drops further, jerking and swearing loudly. Something catches the branch that Tony is clinging to, and he only has a split second to feel it tip with a deep groan before it breaks and Tony falls too. He squeezes his eyes shut, trying to prepare himself for an abrupt meeting with the ground, but instead he feels familiar metal fingers wrap around his wrist before he comes to a sudden stop.

Tony dares to squint one eye open and finds that he’s still dangling about ten feet off the ground. The branch he was on has landed in a massive bush that Tony is very glad he’s not also in, because the leaves are rustling aggressively with the stirring of countless bugs.

“Do not drop me in the murder hornet nest,” Tony demands as he shoots a quick glance up at Bucky, who’s clinging to another branch with one hand and Tony with the other.

“It might not be anything murderous,” Bucky says, but he doesn’t sound very confident. He does tighten his grip around Tony’s wrist at least, even when Tony jerks with a yelp as an explosion of color bursts out of the bush.

“Don’t let them eat me,” Tony says in a panic, trying to pull himself up and climb Bucky’s arm as wings flutter all around him.

"Then stop moving," Bucky returns as they both swing wildly, and Tony reluctantly does.

“Oh,” he says when he finally stills enough to see the bugs, “it’s butterflies. Butterflies don’t eat people, right?”

“Pretty sure no,” Bucky replies with a snort.

Tony looks up at him again as the butterflies continue to swarm past them in a riot of yellow and turquoise wings, making their way up towards the sunlight. Bucky has a small grin on his face as he watches it, and when he notices Tony watching him he smiles wider.

“Not th’ worst time we’ve ever been victimized by magic, huh?” Bucky asks, and Tony doesn’t think he notices that a butterfly has landed on his head, slowly flapping its wings.

Tony has to swallow his heart back down where it belongs before he can grudgingly admit, “Maybe second worst.”

Bucky laughs, sending the butterfly flying again, and Tony can only smile back.

[sovamurka]

I will be perfectly honest, I somehow like every single detail about timebomb's lovestruck skins.

"It's all over the place", "too many clashing details", "seems like they couldn't choose what designs to put and then mixed them all together"

you see... that's exactly what I like about it.

IT'S SO THEM. AND THAT'S THE POINT.

the whole theme of "vibing, rocking, being in love 💞"

- leg warmers <--> jeans (we all joked about it at least once)

- Ekko now seems to sport the same side-bangs Jinx has

- spiky parts on their jackets are meant to form a heart

their accessories... oh... the way they match in all the little ways:

- Jinx's heart on her waist matches the heart Ekko has on his knee

- just like the heart on Jinx's left shoe matches the heart on Ekko's right shoe

- the cute round beads that imitate Jinx's second braid are also found on Ekko's pants... pants, on which he has very cute pins that may very sweetly parallel Jinx's jacket pins

- Jinx's half-a-heart necklace meant to form a heart with Ekko's half-a-heart knuckle accessory

[creativriot]

Hello! First off, I wanna say that I absolutely ADORE the concept you have come up with here! Manic taking on the identity of Scourge has me going absolutely insane and I love it SO MUCH!!! Also, the designs you've shown so far are- Ah! Chef's kiss. Beautiful! I especially love the little accents of cyan on Sonic. They look very very nice!

Alright, now for an actual question. I'm interested if you've figured out yet what Sonia's doing during all this and how she reacts to Manic going rogue. I know in Sonic Underground, all three of the triplets are very close, so this has got to be effecting both Sonic and Sonia pretty hard.

(I've got so many different asks I would love to send your way, but I don't want to overwhelm you, so I'll just stick with this one for now. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day!)

Bwgagwuah Thank you!!! I try my best to come up with interesting lil bits of lore for characters, and really enjoy playing around with the designs of the cast! Sonic’s lil streaks of cyan are supposed to be caused by bits of chaos energy clinging to him and is what causes him to move as fast as he does!

Okay now to actually answer the question instead of infodumping, I’m kind of figuring out if I want to like,,,keep Sonia as a separate character or just kinda merge her with Amy a bit! (As I’ve said, the details on this AU are kinda blurry as I just think of either scenes or character head canons/designs) and work from there)

I mean like, as much as I love sonic’s world(s) and hate the notion that some of his friends are just kinda useless (I will defend Big with my last breath), in terms of AUs and Storytelling I don’t want to deal with his giant cast as much as I love ‘em. And like…they’re both pink (okay Sonia is kind of? Purple? But my point still stands) hedgehogs, and from what I remember from Underground (honest confession the most I remember from the show is the theme and I think the first few episodes?) Sonia was just kinda characterized as like the straight man and also like… ‘The Girl One’

But as I said I’m unsure if this will fall through.

But yes, as you’ve mentioned I assume Sonia?Amy? Would be pretty devastated at this revelation as one would imagine and probably be the one pushing the hardest to get this man to go good.

And I hope YOU have a wonderful rest of your day! 🫵

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Sometimes i'm surprised that there's adults in the whump comunity, so, as one of the pillarse of whump art in this platform, how do you manage to keep posting so much content about torturing fictional characters while having an adult Life with adult things to do without someone you know IRL finding your Tumblr and thinking you're a serial killer? /pos

so one big help is that no one I know irl is aware of tumblr's existence (or if they are, they don't have accounts)

A decent chunk of people know I make gore art, and I've show some of them my pieces, but they're usually just like "hehe blood" and don't question it

I'm not overly worried about anyone finding my Tumblr, 'cause I'm not active enough on any other social media for people to go looking lol. If someone asks what I'm working on, I often just give a vague description of Riot Kings (because when am I not working on that?) and it's usually good enough to satisfy their curiosity. (I also have plenty of non-whump art to show folks who ask me what I'm drawing ahaha)

[recreationaldivorce]

i really don't think you should be promoting organisations from other countries on social media unless you have direct ties to them. like people unfamiliar with the context will just end up sharing stuff that's pretty contentious with the local left and they just have no idea. for some stuff e.g. the swp in britain, yes some quick online searching will bring you up to speed, but for some other stuff the issues w various orgs mostly just spread by word of mouth. and while im happy to say that eg a certain org is known for being transphobic, some of the issues we have with orgs can't just be shared on our public social media on a website that doesn't respect privacy like tumblr, bc to explain them means to reveal (& therefore reveal to the state if we're posting on tumblr) our involvement/past involvement with them as political organisers.

[thebitchforjemcarstairs]

Still no answer to the question. THE CARSTAIRS STILL OWE THE HERONDALES FOLKS. SEE YOU IN TWP.

I love how she did not answer the question of Tessa and the Spiral Labyrinth 😭

[not-poignant]

On the topic of manwha, are there any titles you'd reccomend?

Like you I prefer enemies-to-lovers and dubcon in stories too so if you have any recommendations I'd love to know them ☺

I've read like... well over 200-250 manhwa now - I did used to categorise them all on Goodreads, but recently Goodreads has been adding them to the category 'not a book' which I would find less hypocritical if they did the same with unpublished fanfiction, but of course...they haven't.

As a result, I kind of have to recategorise all the webtoons and manga I've read onto LibraryThing, but that makes reccing things really hard, because my ADHD makes it impossible for me to remember names and authors off the top of my head almost all the time, so I use categorisation services like Goodreads to help me out.

That being said, a lot of manhwa are enemies-to-lovers and dubcon as well, especially some of the most popular ones. I read across a lot of different genres, I suppose for ones I've been enjoying lately (but as a result many aren't completed) there's Define the Relationship (not enemies-to-lovers but alpha/alpha with dubcon), XXX-Buddy / Perfect Buddy (which is one of the best things in the whole world), Semantic Error (which is also a completed light novel and I believe a live action), Murderer Llewellyn's Enchanting Dinner Invitation, On or Off, I Can Hear It Without a Microphone / Full Volume (though I don't rate the side story at the end so I've stopped reading), Love for Sale, and B-Class Guide. I also really love Highest Order (Love so Pure) which isn't enemies-to-lovers or really dubcon, but is just a really amazingly written manhwa with one of my favourite side-stories of all-time. Oh and how can I forget Aporia, which is incredible, and idk why so many people fucking sleep on this one.

But yeah I'm probably missing like 50 recommendations. These are either ones I'm reading now or intend to reread soon. I'm not including any manga here, just webtoons / manhwa.

But that can be a good place to start! Not all of these are enemies-to-lovers and not all of these have dubcon and some have both and some have only one or only the other, lol. I go by good writing / writing that I find interesting.

[teememdee]

14, 20, and 27 for the ask game?

sure!!!!!

14 - Any headcanons about your favourite region? -- For my fic set in Ionia I kept most things as close to canon as they're described with the Spirit Blossom festival, but I did make up a celebratory dance based on the traditional Japanese Bon Odori dance. I don't remember exactly how I came across it but it's in line with the themes of Spirit Blossom and the fic itself.

20 - If you got to add voicelines to a character of your choosing, what voicelines would you add? -- Definitely more lines for Kassadin. I want some encounter lines similar to the ones that Kai'Sa has towards him, ones of confusion / disbelief, and even anger. Contrast Kai'Sa's "could it be true?" with a plain "this isn't true" from Kassadin. Additionally have him cry out both Kai'Sa AND his dead wife's names. It says he does that in his color story. Please I just want to know what his wife's name was. More stuff about her in the long move voicelines as well, I just want a full look into how exactly his mind has deteriorated in all of his grief and blind fury / determination to avenge his family. Love that guy. Need him to be having the worst time ever.

27 - If you were to make another band in the Riot Records universe, what characters would you pick and what genre of music would they make? -- I'm gonna give two answers because I can't help myself. Technically 3 as I repeat my stance that I think RGM should stick with the groups they have and give them more songs instead of shoving out more groups that they put less time into producing, but anyway -- I'd really like to see Irelia as a kpop soloist, I'm so super surprised that she's never gotten a cameo in K/DA-verse as her whole thing is being a dancer. In my mind she's a bit older than the K/DA members, and someone that Kai'Sa has looked up to. Her music could be like Chung Ha, Jihyo, or Nayeon's stuff. My second answer is a female-led pop punk / indie pop/rock band because that's my favorite genre of music, and it could explore a lighter sound than Pentakill's metal. My mind has always put Rell or Katarina as the lead vocalist for that, but Zeri or perhaps Riven could work as well. These types of bands are either all female or a female lead vocal + two random guys she picked up at the mall, and prior to HEARTSTEEL I always had Aphelios in there, but if he's off doing that then maybe Akshan, Talon, maybe even Sylas?

thanks for asking!! (link to ask game)

[andfangs]

CAN I EXPLAIN WHY I HATE MISHA COLLINS AND HIS FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENIS ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD THAT FUCKING GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FUCKING!!!!!!!!! GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I'm fine I'm normal but if I ever met that man I'd probably deck him in the face and get deported.

presented without comment 💖

[theskystealerthebookthief]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :)

Hi @fivedayslater! I like your posts :D Thanks for sending this to me

Here are my 5 things:

1. A good cup of tea

2. Conversations with a friend or a loved one

3. A story that makes me laugh/cry/feel

4. The found family dynamic!

5. Jokes so bad they’re good

[xshindaaix]

SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚 SPINOFF 🌚🤚

I BELIEVE 🌚🤚

UPDATE:

Since this post is getting so much views lately, here's more proof from my other posts I've gathered 🙃

🗣 STAYIN' DELULU TILL' THE END

Love how this post is getting so much attention ^ ^

UPDATE 2:

Ever since season 2 ended I've been gathering all the news and info that has come out so far. Will probably use this post as major Jayvik news archive lol! Anyways....HERE'S MORE

So...for u cucks still being stuck at the check point....Linke literaly answered and said that the video with the VAs where he said the boys disintegrated was cut in a way to make it sound that way and him not even knowing about it. ANOTHER thing. Viktor was literaly "confirmed" for future spin-offs in Necrit's livestream interview with Linke. Also doubt they would separate the boys when literaly everything happened because of their connection duh

ALSO! CL said they aim at bigger stuff like MCU, multiverse. Riot also sees how popular these two are - news skins and all that ~

At this point pretty much everyone's headcanon is that they got teleported somewhere. It's safe to say they simply can't spoil the future atm...

[heartate]

okay. i will try to find the inspiration to make new banners for myself for my headcanons, because that's what's stopping me from reposting them from my archives lmaooo. i keep telling myself "you don't need them" but i also want to be pretty. making templates is easy but making graphics for myself... it's like pulling my teeth out LMAO.

but anyways i was just thinking like . . . not that this has ever been a problem for me, but! i think unless someone is familiar with, you know, how vesani are, other muses shouldn't assume ahri has the ability to shapeshift between fox and humanoid form. she'll never do it in front of anyone either, unless she very much trusts them. ahri is very casual about this, though, in that like . . . she's comfortable with nudity / being nude and while she's very much aware of what it does for the average human / even other being, it just . . . doesn't bother her and she's just kind of like lol ascend your mind 4head. but still like, you know, her being very unique in her existence and not knowing where her people are / if they exist, she's quite guarded with her identity, especially as she's grown in age and grown into a more empathetic being after consuming so many souls / essences of souls (re: not the entire soul). i think i have a headcanon about this somewhere, but . . .smiles.

[liketolaugh-writes]

On another topic altogether: what if most ghosts have casual, short answers that they usually give to people who ask how they died?

Like, a lot of fics (DPxDC in particular) have ghosts instantly losing their minds when someone asks about their death. It's not just normal rude, it's Magical Rude. But realistically, people usually have a way of dealing with frequent invasive questions. (See: amputees and people with obvious scarring.) Not to say those questions should be asked, don't fucking @ me, but they have a way of dealing with them.

So Box Ghost throws his arms up and says, "OSHA VIOLATIONS!" and then leaves.

Desiree snorts and says, "Men."

Johnny says up front, "Got in a motorcycle accident. Always wear a helmet, kid." Kitty just gestures to Johnny. They died together.

Walker explains the exact prison riot he died during, how two convicts overpowered a guard and then took over the armory. Doesn't say exactly what happened to him.

Danny, he says "It was a lab accident." (Though Danny may be more used to explaining his death in detail, since there's no way to explain what he is except exactly, in graphic detail, what happened to him.)

Ember likes to share the details. It makes people sorry they asked.

Some won't talk about it at all, of course. Lunch Lady (who starved during the Depression) doesn't. Technus (heart attack) shrugs the question off. Spectra (domestic violence) laughs in your face. Youngblood (Oregon Trail bullshit) makes things up. Vlad will actually punch you right away, but he's no shining beacon of mental stability.

But for the most part, you get one tense pass.

It's when you press for details that you're asking to get got.

[thebiggestmenace]

Though I’m not a fan of the estrangement storyline I hope the show goes into more detail about it. It’s two whole years of their relationship we don’t know anything about and it aggravates me.

Did they ever have to make awkward conversation? Did Tommy/Mariah ever try to help them reconcile? Did one of them ever have a close call on patrol and the other came and checked in on them?

Based on the bar flashback scene it seems that no one in Jackson knew they were on bad terms, so I’m assuming they kept up an act in public

it aggrevates me, too! what happened between them?? again, really hope they explain/show more in the show. my mantra with wanting more things shown in the show is that they added stuff to the first season that wasn't really in the game, so surely they can add a few things to the second season. surely. so surely they can show what happened between joel and ellie. surely.

I'm sure they had to have a few awkward conversations. especially at the beginning of their estrangement. like, ellie's just ignoring joel and joel's just confused, surely they had to have a few awkward conversations/interactions. I'm not really a fan of game tommy, but I do like to think he would've tried to have the two of them sit down and talk about it. which probably resulted in them suddenly disappearing and being so busy. maybe maria tried to help, too! she wouldn't have been that sly about it, though. I imagine she'd try to do it on behalf of jackson. like tommy focuses on them reconciling for family bonding reasons, maria focuses on them reconciling for jackson reasons. the latter making them behave in public. the former probably gets ignored. ooo if one of them had a close call?? mmm I could see them being sly about it so as to not tip the other off. like joel realizes ellie left something in the main house that needs to be brought to her this instant (and it's like a spoon or something small) and ellie hanging around windows or being bold enough to just walk into the main house and steal something from him to check on him. but also, you remember the bloater flashback?? what the FUCK was that? ellie almost gets her head ripped off, and all joel has to say is "that was too damn close"???? sir, that is your daughter. you shot up an entire hospital to save her? a bloater tries to rip her head off and you're barely even phased??? I hope they change that scene a bit in the show. I feel like joel would've freaked out a bit more than that??? and would've fretted trying to make sure ellie was okay.

mmmm the bar scene :( assuming it's the dance, they had to have put on a façade in public. which was probably a work in progress. I doubt it was there in the beginning because their emotions would've been too high. joel would've been too confused and ellie would've been too angry, I imagine. so that façade might've started after one too many questions about what happened between them or after maria said they needed to behave. but also? why was she so mad at him? yes, she can most definitely stand up for herself, but also? that is your, once upon a time, father figure? he's just trying to defend you? he wasn't trying to start anything. that whole night just devastates me. ellie dancing with dina, having their first kiss? shoving joel for standing up for her, only to show up on his porch later to forgive him? and then for him to die the very next day. it destroys me everytime I think too much about it. but yes, they had to have a façade while in public

[serosblunt]

Kiribaku x Reader: Miss You

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Kiribaku x (Gender-neutral) reader

Warnings: Snippets of spicier content, pre-NSFW, 18+

Description: Bakugo's out of town on a mission, Ejiriou decides to text him late at night.

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12:46am

The numbers stared at Eijiro, taunting him with every blink. It felt like there was never enough space in your enormous king-sized bed, but somehow, now that there wasn't an angry blonde on the other side of the mattress, it felt remarkably empty.

You were long since asleep, curled up and drooling on his chest before 11:30pm - despite your adamant denial that you 'do not drool'. You were tucked up against his side, Dynamight plushie firmly secured under your chin.

The sturdy hero thought it was the purest thing he'd ever seen, and it gave him a reason to text Katsuki so late. He knew under normal circumstances, the blond would kill him for being awake.

He doubted Kats would even be awake himself, but if he wasn't, at least he'd see Ejiro's text in the morning.

So he snapped a quick photo of the two of you, cringing at the brightness of the flash.

~ Red 🪨

Think someone's missing you

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The responding message came through in seconds.

~ Blasty 💥

Can't believe we still have that stupid thing.

*image saved*

True enough, the limited edition plush had more than a few scorch marks on it. Evidence of Katsuki's previously attempted 'hits' on the doll.

Ejiro smiled to himself fondly.

~ Red 🪨

I think we'd both prefer it if it was the real Dynamight

~ Blasty 💥

Obviously.

Which in Bakugo language translated to 'Yeah, me too.'

You stirred slightly under your boyfriend's hold, and the red head made a mental note to type more quietly.

~ Red 🪨

How much longer do they think the assignment will take?

~ Blasty 💥

Fuckers keep giving me different answers. Hard to tell. If it’s not done by Friday I’m coming home anyway. 

Ejirou knew he very likely would. 

~ Blasty 💥

  It’s late. Go to sleep, shitty hair. 

~ Red 🪨

  Can’t sleep. Miss you

~ Blasty 💥

Miss you too, E, and the Gremlin.

He meant you. The nickname stuck after the first time you all slept over together and Katsuki discovered your 'unsavoury' sleeping habits; snoring and latching onto people. 

~ Red 🪨

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This time it was Kirishima kissing your head gently, your face smooshed even further into his pec with the change in angle. He knew it was risky to use flash, but he was praying you’d stay asleep. 

  Wish you were here x

~ Blasty 💥

  *image saved*

Why’s Friday so fucking far away?

The typing bubble filled the empty silence for a few seconds before disappearing. Riot held back a chuckle, he was tell Katsuki was wrestling with admitting defeat his feelings.

You guys are cute. 

~ Red 🪨

  Naww thanks babe, you’re not so bad yourself ;)

~ Blasty 💥

  Don’t start shit, Ejiro. It's too late.

The red head felt suddenly cocky.

~ Red 🪨

  That a challenge?

~ Blasty 💥

Warning you, E.

The red head considered his options for less than half a second before rolling away ever so slightly so he could send his partner a more…scandalous photo.

Pointing the camera towards his chest, Ejirou made sure to get his pec in frame once more, only slightly hardened this time, knowing how much the explosive hero loved them- even if he would rather die before admitting to that.

A cheeky smile showed off his sharp teeth and tongue that hung teasingly out from between them. 

He winced at the flash once more, but decided his mission was worth it. Satisfied with himself, he pressed the send button as you stirred beside him. 

~ Red 🪨

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“E…what’re y’doing?” You mumbled. 

“Shit, I’m sorry sweetheart. I was just texting Kats.”

“With flash on?” You grumbled, clearly unhappy with the hero beside you.

“I’m, ah….helping him out?”

“Oh. Can I see?”

~ Blasty 💥

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[kurooh]

Hi hi!

Jumping on the brainrot train yet again. I was thinkin'...what would be the MHA boys reaction when you surprises them with a sexy version of their costume.

I think some of them might go feral 😈

🐰

OH MY GODDD WHAT IS UR BRAIN MADE OF

izuku can’t form a coherent sentence, stuttering and flushing more at the sight of you, yet he can’t stop sneaking glances when he tries to look away. “b-baby! uh, you look really really good! not just good, you look so sexy— i mean—okay! wow, it’s really hot in here isn’t it? i swear it’s because of you—” giggling, you put him out of his misery by giving him a kiss.

katsuki’s affronted, or he at least pretends to be. you’re half naked, the costume hanging off your hips and chest, begging to be ripped off. now, he doesn’t want to reveal just how flustered he is, so he critiques every part of your costume, no matter how ridiculous it is. “see, look at that. this would’ve been a great knockoff costume if the headpieces were painted right. oh, and look at that shit right there! the manufacturer didn’t even make the panti— the shorts loose enough to replicate the real thing.” “it’s supposed to be tight on my ass, kat.” eventually he shuts up and just tears the costume off you, and absolutely will not address his fake criticism from earlier.

shoto’s pleasantly surprised to see you wearing his costume, shamelessly looking over the way the tight suit hugs the slopes and curves of your body. “my costume looks great on you. we could dress up together for halloween, hm?” knowing him, the costume won’t last until then lmaooo (he’s a real freak)

eijirou grabs your hands and jumps up and down. he’s so excited to see you wearing his costume, and he honestly feels like you’re a better looking red riot than he is. “YAY babe!! you look so beautiful, oh my god! you’re wearing it better than me, mrs red riot.” he smothers your face in kisses and works his way down your body, fighting every urge to rip the costume off you.

denki walks into the room and takes one wide eyed, slack jawed look at you in his costume. “i’m hard.” “denki! what do you think of it??” “i just said i’m hard!” “that’s not enough of an answer!” “babeeee! you KNOW how sexy you are.” “how sexy?” you’d ask cheekily, spinning to show him the backside of the costume, which leaves almost nothing to the imagination. “i’m going full chargebolt on you baby.” “what.” “spread your legs right now,” and then when he sees the disbelief and shock on your face he wiggles his eyebrows at you. “you heard me babe.”