#rinse and repeat every fucking time
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Why does everyone continue to take what Helmut says as gospel truth when we know he talks a lot of shit. He pays lip service and then moves in a completely different direction.
#rinse and repeat every fucking time#catch him on a dinner date with Daniel and Heidi in Austria#also we literally just got rumors of Liam to Audi and suddenly Helmut starts talking him up again?#nothing is a coincidence friends
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Every time they have a fight, Timothy leaves Helios for a few days (or weeks) to clear his head or whatever and Jack is totally SO chill about it. Like really. It's crazy how unbothered he is. But if Timothy could be arsed to send a little "still alive" message, so Jack wouldn't have to personally check the bodies of all the doppelgangers who wound up dead during Timâs unplanned leave. Because he has to make sure that none of them are Lawrence! That would be great.
But ueah no he is totally winning the idgaf warâ
#idgaf here stands for âI do give a fuckâ ://#he has an unlimited ammount of fucks to give when it comes to Lawrence#Meanwhile Tim is having a great time down on Pandora shooting at skags and imagining Jack pining after him#like he must be so worried. and totally thinking that Tim abandoned him fr this time#Timothy is like âJack is so obsessed with meâ as if Jack doesnât occupy his every waking thought#anyway. finally he gets bored and comes back and they forget about the whole thing#and then they argue again#rinse and repeat#hj + tl#âïž
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very very personal, just insight into where im at w my family and things that bother me/have encouraged me to move out
"i know youre moving out so im just gonna say no ones kicking you out and if you feel like this is something you have to do then ok"
thanks! i know im not being kicked out! but yknow i kinda yet a weird vibe when your out of touch husband takes me to a cemetery to yell at me, tell me im just like my father/dont give my father "the time of day", and that im "mean to people who care about me" in front of his dead mother's grave in a poor attempt at guilting me out of speaking my mind. but no yeah thanks for stating the fucking obvious that im leaving on my own terms
#problems!#people seem to underestimate how quick i am to make moves#the job market is piss. cant believe yall two would blame me for being unemployed when all i do from rise to slumber is hound ppl for jobs#im not going to stay in a house where i will be 'scared straight'. that shit doesnt work on me. in fact it has the opposite effect#i respect yall even LESS now#and youre so so fucking lucky one of my goals for next year is to make things right with you it would be easy to cut you off forever#same way i did with my abusive transphobic dad.#my mom is someone i know can do better and can actually listen to reason instead of being stuck in her generation's mentality of#'x is easy if you just do y. you kids have it so easy the world is at your fingertips' blah blah fucking blah#i am autistic i do not keep jobs easily. i am trans jobs do not want me. i am black and perceived as a woman. every customer at all of my#past jobs thinks i am rude or mean or have an attitude when i do nothing but treat others the exact way i would want to be treated#customers dont like what i say? i stop talking. customers dont like when i dont talk? i talk to them. rinse repeat#like i know im the problem here but all of my problems circle back to my autism and the fact that because im not a supergenius or#someone whose special interest is capitalism i fail at every avenue i try to jam myself in.#but yeah no i need to work harder i need to be taken to a FUCKING CEMETERY and yelled at by YOUR HUSBAND for wanting to go to the bathroom#in front of his mothers grave. god rest her soul and yall know im no christian so i actually mean that shit#because in his mind all i want to do is smoke and party. when i smoke because i have fucking migraines and g to shows#(two out of three of them being free and for the purpose of their willingness to 'get me out of the house')#bc i like music and i like engaging w my scene. but no its all violent noise theres no actual purpose or activism behind moshing. nope#its just one big party right. im just wasting my time right. because i like sleepin on a couch every night with no doors to close. yep ok#anyway heres to me getting my meds getting the fuck out and being somewhat far from my scene now that im moving#hows that for smoking and partying all the time huh?#if any of yall read this i am so so sorry. bitching about my stepdad will become a thing i think#hes one of those bible thumpers that are totally boring and indifferent to differences around them and thinks my mom is just like him#in some ways? she is. but she is a people pleaser and will never take her wants or her feelings seriously#because she had the unfortunate upbringing in being brainwashed into thinking her feelings/wants are sinful#shoutout to my christian or catholic mutuals who are fucking normal and dont let some old fantasy novel control your life. peace#religion mention
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So like, how the fuck do you use dating apps when they basically go against ALL of your principles for basically paywalling human connection?
No really, I am struggling here.
#kerytalk#ventposting#we open this lesbian visibility week with my lonely agony and suffering đ„Č#that can only be eased for ... jesus christ the minimum was 30 bucks for a WEEK. WEEK!#these apps are not free - every time i get hit with a prompt to fucking pay tells me this and i am seething#like this was just me using the friend option on bumble and it makes me so viscerally angry i want to hurt things#... then i break down into misery. rinse repeat. idk where the fuck to find people here.
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like don't take my complaints about the current state of jjk as me being bitter my fav died
gojo dying could have been a great way of driving home what he was working toward - his students succeeding him and being stronger than him. what a way to drive home the power of sukuna than killing gojo 'gg eez' satoru who face rolls every thing thrown in his way. and what a way of showing his legacy than people like yuji and yuta being able to kill sukuna after that.
#yuji has not been the main character of jjk for a long time arguably since the shibuya arc#who even is the main character of jjk anymore#what even is the narrative right now#there is so much to be explored so many characters to learn more about or even just simply LEARN about#jjk is also another piece of media that introduces the corrupt elite that run a really fucked up#but 'necessary evil' system#that is talked a lot about at the beginning but nothing is ever done about#and ok -1 for me for expecting a lot of narrative and world building from a battle manga like jjk#but look at fullmetal alchemist aka the PINNACLE#it had an amazing balance of narrative and interesting world building that gave the fights WEIGHT#all jjk right now every week is just character introduced > long winded cursed technique explanation > character is killed or taken out#rinse and repeat#there's no stakes there's no interest#who cares about tuning in when it's the same thing over and over again#emily.txt
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Sometimes I just want to share absolutely useless little thoughts and headcanons about characters and situations, and despite this literally being a blog I'm allowed to just post on, I still get hung up on those anxieties of burdening folks with shit no one cares about. Or perhaps communicating something poorly to the point where I look like an absolute fool. And while I shouldn't get into the habit of speaking personally on matters here since it's mostly just a place to share other folks' art and headcanons and all that, I suppose this week has worn me down enough to allow a small degree of vulnerability to admit that part of me feels as though I don't contribute much of value.
And don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate those who have shared my works or posts or interacted with them in some way. Thank you for that, truly.
#This is a recurring pattern for me so those who have known me since main and writing blogs of the past this is probably rinse/repeat lmao#i'm probably going to delete this in a minute but my brain's whirring and spitting a lot of thoughts and all i want to do is#share stupid headcanons or au ideas but every time i start typing one up my anxiety kicks in and says 'delete that; who give a shit'#anyway back to work for me but thank fuck it's friday i guess#tbd /#doesn't... really help that while hilarious from time to time the majority of anons i get are pretty negative#some of y'all are so sweet and ily but like the other stuff is exhausting overall
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Honestly hate how hard it is to start writing again when you've gone too long without it. Like for fuck's sake man Why's shit gotta be like this
#speculation nation#daydreaming of the early discacc days when i wrote 70k words in 3 weeks. those were the days...#im just... so tired and wrung out and everything is so fucking hard#im barely even Doing anything besides working. my apartment is in horrible shape rn.#what is it about grief that makes life so hard to live man. you lose a cornerstone to your life and suddenly everything is in shambles#and i know he wouldnt have wanted this for me. for me to be Barely functioning bc my brain has been so bad in response#im alive im going to work im feeding myself and showering every day#but i havent been doing the dishes i havent taken out the trash theres Stuff all over my floors and cat messes i havent cleaned#and i dont have the energy for any of it. i get home i eat and then i climb into bed. rinse and repeat.#im just... tired. im so very tired.#i keep wanting to turn to my hobbies to cope with things but it's so fucking hard to stick to#constantly oscillating between manic moods where i think i can finally start moving on (but i dont have the focus to do writing)#and depressive moods where Good Fuckin Luck doing anything besides laying in bed#if you couldnt tell im in the second boat right now. in bed as we speak. and so i shall remain until it's time to go to work#at least ive been going to the woods almost every chance i get. it hasnt given me the power to write but it's been good for me i think#get out of the apartment. experience nature. pick up a snail. you know how it goes.#i kinda feel bad for entering a fandom and trying to dig out a place for myself and Kind Of succeeding#i have a good handful of followers. people who wanna see more of my analysis and fanfic#but i havent posted anything significant in like a month bc i have belonged to the void. all month.#losing family will do that to a person i guess. doesnt stop me from being frustrated though.#negative/
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Kaeya will act pretty chill about the person he's with being into bondage and restraints, but guaranteed that unless he is with and actual significant other or someone he's fucked at least twice before, he WILL most certainly find a way to loosen any an all restraints put on him for easy escape at some point during
#hc; kaeya#//He's chill and fine with it; and he won't do so as much with people he has some semblance of trust in#//But if he's just starting to get with someone for whatever reason; or he's fucked them before & Knows he's better off with the precaution#//Then he most certainly will NOT leave himself that vulnerable; and preemptively make sure he can easily get out of &/or fight if he has t#//Experience is one helluva teacher#//He's had enough practice that he can pretend they're still just as secure without raising suspicion#//Then gaslights away if the other person picks up on it like 'What? What do you mean it's loose??'#//'Did you not fasten it right?? It's okay; happens to the best of us-'#//Then rinse; dry; repeat; each and every time#//A person who gets TOO wise of his little trick might have to be disposed of. Or talked out of trying to discuss Vulnerable Topics with hi
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there's this reality tv thing that's been like... ongoing under different names and versions for like 15 years now and it's fucking me up like. they're mostly still the same people, they're like 40 by now, and the show is Still about them getting into the same kinds of love&friendship shenanigans as 6th graders
#like these people have All dated each other at some point gkfjjfkfjdz#i've been watching these cunts trying to find love for over a decade and every fucking time they like#meet some new guy who just joined the show be like Aha Love at first sighhhht start dating and then fall out after 3 days#rinse and repeat happens the same way Every time ends the same way Every time#and i get that there has to be like. some kind of fiction to it like y'know. this is how that show's stayed on air for this long gkfjfjdkd#but it's getting just. a bit ridiculous at this point ? you have the physique of a welder#why are you having iCarly level romances. you should be paying alimony and daydrinking
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yet another evening of cooking showering then sitting at my desk and sniffling miserably for 2 hours bc I can't work up the motivation to click open any of the hundreds of videogames or movies or drawing wips or literally any kind of enjoyable activity on my laptop and then going to bed at 9:30 before i throw myself off the roof
#well at least i didnt do anything worse than just cry at my desk today.#cant wait to be up at 6:30 go to work and then repeat this again. every day until the weekend where ill have a full blown breakdown#rinse and repeat ad infinitum#at least i dropped this mental argument thats been eating away at me for days. its just not worth it i dont want to ruin anyone elses day#im just going to keep making myself smaller and smaller and take up less and less space and eventually i wont exist anymore#sad! well its for the best#ugh. i dont really mean all of this itll pass im just feeling fucking shite and bitter abt reverting to bad coping mechanisms again#and nobody caaaares or even believes me. woe is me etc etc etc#oh well. ive ordered a physical copy of the dbt book i used this time last year so maybe thatll help me drag myself out of this again#not that i even dragged myself out of it last year. but i survived at least so thats smth.#okay im gonna go brush my teeth and then sit in bed a bit. sighs. goodnight#.vent
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hot bitches spend their friday nights desperately trying to finish a research assignment that was due last week
#it's me#im hot bitches#every single time i work on it for like eight hours straight#finally resurfacing at 3am#submitting it and realising oh fuck i never asked for an extension#whole ass weekend of dreading that email from my lecturer telling me that they cannot accept this#rinse and repeat lets go#fuck i love tagging into the void#pov: 4am self its time for the comedown
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long distance relationship tobio who unconsciously releases pent-up sexual frustration by exercising more, so every time you see him he's in unbelievably good shape. sculpted by the hands of god, cover of a fitness magazine, turning heads in the street kind of good shape. this in turn results in you not being able keep your hands off of him, and therefore you spend practically your entire limited visit together fucking, which means when he goes back to work he's sexually frustrated. rinse repeat
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I just want a good season 4 of a show
#i ALWAYS quit during season 4#and i'm not quitting this show#but i'm not really into it#i just don't get what they're doing#and i feel like every episode is the same thing#mike and harvey go back and forth#rachel struggles#jessica and jeff? go back and forth#he goes after her - she tells him no - which he agreed they wouldn't date if she hired him#louis fucks up#harvey yells at louis#rinse wash repeat#and i really like harvey but i can't fucking stand him right now#and i GET that's partially because he lose mike and he's not handling it#but he's also just being a dick all the time#nova watches tv
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Self care || Bucky Barnes x Reader
Summary: Bucky always seemed interested in your skin care routine, so when one day he arrives tired and drained from a mission, you take the opportunity to show him the importance and benefits of self-care.
Warnings: established relationship, brief mention to Buckyâs past trauma, a fuck ton of fluff, my little knowledge of skin care lol
English is not my first language
Word count: 2200
Notes: this was inspired by a dream I had. I thought it was cute and I couldn't get it out of my head, so I wrote this little thing. If it doesnât make sense, blame my dumb dreams lol
It was one of the first times you slept over at Bucky's place that you discovered he didn't have a skin care routine. He would look at you cleansing your face from the bathroom door, watching you apply creams and serums with a mixture of admiration and confusion in his expression. And every time you picked up a new product, he would ask you what it was and what did it do.Â
It didn't really surprise you, most of the men you had dated tended to use a small number of personal hygiene products and usually the facial skin was only treated with soap and water. And if that was men your age, it was to be expected that Bucky and his over one hundred years of age were not aware of the benefits of skin care.You found his reactions kind of adorable. It wasn't every day that you caught Bucky acting with the naĂŻve curiosity of a child, and you couldn't help but laugh as you answered his endless questions.
"Please tell me you at least wear sunscreen." You said and Bucky remained silent. "Oh my God, Bucky!" you complained, explaining to him how dangerous the sun was for his skin.
"After all I've been through, I don't think a little sun is going to kill me, doll." He laughed, coming up to you to hug you from behind. You wrapped your arms around his, smiling at him in the mirror as he rested his chin on your shoulder.Â
The bastard knew how cute he was âlooking at you through the mirror with blue eyes full of loveâ, and he was using it to his advantage to keep you from scolding him. He was probably right, the super soldier serum surely protected him from skin cancer in the same way it protected him from hits and falls that would be fatal to the rest of humanity. But still, it wouldn't hurt him to take care of himself a little every now and then.
"You smell nice." Bucky praised you, inhaling the subtle floral scent the creams had left on your skin. He gave you a kiss on the cheek, his stubble tickling your sensitive face. You laughed and he knew he had won.
"Don't think you're getting out of this so easily." you warned, tilting your head to the side so you could kiss him. "Flattery will get you nowhere!"
From that day on you decided that you would put together a skincare routine for Bucky. Super Soldier serum or not, everyone's skin needed a little help from time to time. And besides, you believed it was something that could benefit Bucky in more ways than just one. It would teach him to take better care of himself and to value the precious 'me time'. And god knew he needed that. So you made a mental note to buy a couple of products for him the next time you went to restock some of your kit and stopped thinking about it for a while.
That was until one day Bucky came home tired from a mission. You didn't quite know what he had to do and he didn't want to tell you much about it either when you asked him. Not knowing tore you apart, but you respected his wishes and didn't press the issue, deciding to help him in a way that wasn't invasive. You started with running him a bath, filling the tub with warm water and using some of your bath salts and lotions to create a more relaxing environment. You insisted on taking care of him, although Bucky didn't put up much resistance, surrendering to the soothing power of your caresses on his hair. Your fingers gently massaged his scalp, coating it with shampoo to remove all the dirt before rinsing it and repeating the process with conditioner.
He still found such intimacy a bit strange. Even though he enjoyed it, he still wasn't completely used to being cared for with the affection you showed him. It had been so long since anyone had treated him with such love and care that he could hardly remember it. But he felt safe in your hands, happy to have you in his life. A light of hope at the end of the dark tunnel of agony that had been his life. That was what you were to him. His second chance to live, to love. So he relaxed under your touch and let your gentle caresses take all the tiredness and worries out of his system.
But your pampering didn't end when Bucky got out of the tub. After he changed into his pajamas and laid down on his side of the bed, you emerged from the bathroom with a small white bag in your hands. You rested it on the nightstand and began pulling out various products he recognized from your skin care routine, arranging them in a nice neat line.Â
"Doll... what are you doing?" Bucky asked, looking at the pink cat-ear headband you held in your hands. It was the one you always wore when you did your makeup or skin care routine, a tool you used to keep your hair out of your face while you worked. He always thought you looked adorable when you used it, but he didn't understand why you were directing it at him this time.
"Taking care of you." You replied as if it were obvious, "I want to show you the benefits of having a good skin care routine." Bucky hesitated for a moment, but eventually gave in to your soft smile and the sparkle of enthusiasm in your eyes. There was nothing he could say no to if you looked at him that way.
He gave you a slight nod and you took that as a signal to continue. You climbed onto the bed, settling onto his lap with one leg on either side of him, so you could face him and work more comfortably. Bucky put his hands on your hips instinctively, the cold metal of his fingers giving you goose bumps at the unexpected touch. But you didn't move them, you liked his hands there.
"First we have to make sure your hair is out of the way." You announced as you placed the headband on his head, making sure no hair was out of place or near his face. You couldn't help but let out a giggle as you admired Bucky wearing the accessory. The pink, furry cat ears looked so out of place it was ridiculous. The clear feminine energy of the headband clashed against the distinctive masculine look on his expression in a fun and charming way. It made him look adorable if you were honest, especially when he smiled at you. He could definitely pull it off.
"How do I look?" Bucky asked, batting his eyelashes in an exaggerated fashion.Â
"Adorable." You replied between giggles, before giving him a quick peck on the lips.
When you broke apart, you began your skin care routine, taking a piece of cotton and your favorite micellar water to cleanse Bucky's skin. He looked at you closely, taking advantage of the position you were in to admire your beauty up close while you concentrated on soaking the cotton ball in the liquid. You were the most beautiful woman in the world, he was sure, and not only that, you were kind and loving too. A wonderful person all around and he still didn't understand how he had managed to get you by his side, but he was happy about it.
"Why do you have to clean my face? I just showered." Bucky mumbled with his eyes closed, feeling your delicate fingers on his chin as you ran wet cotton across his face.
You let out a giggle. "Water is not enough! And regular soap is too harsh on the skin of our face, so you need to use a cleanser or cream that is meant for the face."
"I never heard about that." Bucky frowned, tilting his head slightly to the side in confusion.
"Because you're a guy and guys are used to using one product for everything hygiene related."
âThatâs not true!â he tried to defend himself, although he didn't sound very convinced.
You decided to skip a few steps in the routine to keep things simple. The idea was not only to pamper Bucky and help him relax, but also show him that maintaining a skin care routine didn't have to be complicated and could bring him many benefits. So you went straight to the eye cream, taking some with your ring finger and carefully applying it to the bags under his eyes.
"Stay still! You're gonna make me poke your eye if you move like that!"
"It already feels like you're poking my eye!"
"Don't be so dramatic!" You laughed, men really were cry babies. "Just close your eyes and trust me." Bucky grumbled, pouting. You planted a quick kiss on his lips, and that seemed to please him because he kept his eyes closed and stopped moving. Carefully, you spread the eye cream over his dark circles, giving his skin time to absorb the product before proceeding with the last step.
"What is that?" Bucky asked you curiously as you reached for the last tub in the line of products.Â
"It's a night cream. You're supposed to use it at night after you wash your face to keep your skin moisturized."
"Isn't that what the other cream did?"
"No, silly! That was just for your under eye area, this helps hydrate the rest of your face. We need to give back all the good things we got rid off when we cleaned your skin of all the dirt and oils clogging your pores."
Bucky made an annoyed face, muttering about how complicated it all sounded. But the truth was, he was enjoying the extra attention you were giving him. He had you all to himself, the warmth of your body enveloping him in a comforting embrace as your fingers gently massaged his face. He couldn't think of a better definition of paradise than that. Just the two of you sharing an intimate moment, far from the horrors of the outside world. He could commit to a skin care routine if it involved at least a third of the pampering you were giving him at that moment.
"You don't need to use much," you continued your explanation, dipping one of your fingertips into the cream before bringing it up to Bucky's face. "Just a little bit here, here, here... and here." You painted a couple of white dots on his cheeks, forehead and chin, kissing the tip of his nose before applying a bit of cream to the area. It was such a cute and intimate act he almost blushed.
The first thing Bucky noticed about the cream was the scent. It had a light rose fragrance that was familiar to him, comforting even. It traveled up his nostrils as you massaged the cream into his face, sparking a warm and fuzzy feeling inside him. It took him a few seconds to understand that it was because that was the same rose scent he recognized on your skin whenever he kissed you, that sweet floral scent he had learned to recognize as home. He finally knew he had your choice in moisturizer to thank for it.Â
"You're using your cream on me?"
"Yes, it's the only one I had. The perfume doesn't last long, don't worry. I'll buy you an unscented one tomorrow."
"No, don't! I like this one, it smells like you... it's like having a little piece of you with me all the time."
You didn't expect him to say that, so you weren't prepared for the tingling warmth of love that coursed through your body. The idea that he wanted to keep you close at all times, that he recognized your scent and found comfort and safety in it, made your heart melt with love. Bucky was normally a man of few words, and tended to show his feelings with other things rather than words. Acts of service were his most common way of showing how much he loved you, although he also resorted to spending quality time together whenever you had free time. But every once in a while, he would manage to drop a sentence like that, which in concise words made it clear how much he loved you. Always taking you by surprise, he would drop them at the most casual moments, leaving you completely stupid for a few seconds as you processed his words and wondered what you had done to deserve having someone so wonderful in your life.Â
Bucky gave you a shy smile, cheeks turning pink under your gaze, feeling exposed and vulnerable. He looked so adorable that you couldn't help but join your lips with his in a slow, loving kiss. He reciprocated immediately, one of his hands leaving your waist to cradle your cheek, pressing you tighter against him and deepening the kiss.Â
"I love you," you muttered against his lips, pressing your forehead against his as you gazed into his deep blue eyes.
Bucky smiled, feeling the last bit of stress evaporate from his system thanks to you and your sweetness. "I love you too."
#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x fem reader#bucky barnes fluff#bucky barnes x female reader#bucky barnes x reader fluff#bucky barnes#bucky barnes fanfiction#marvel fanfiction#bucky barnes x you#bucky barnes x y/n
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i am so unbelievably sick of having 3 jobs
#all i do is go to school. work for way too long. collapse. rinse + repeat#i keep having to avoid / cancel shit to accommodate my work schedule and i am so god damn sick of it#i hate being a wage slave i hate being poor i hate being underpaid i hate everything about it#i can't remember the last time that i had a real weekend lol#i work pretty much every saturday ( all day on saturdays as of late ). fuck me#đŠ·
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Cleaning services (perv!Konig x fem!cleaner!Reader)
Konig needs help in decluttering and cleaning his house. Unfortunately for you, he takes quite a huge liking in having pretty things like you around. And he isn't very nice about it.
TW: Perverted Konig, age gap, Konig masturbates at you without consent, implied kidnapping, yandere Word count: 3754 This work on AO3
There is no shame in having a professional cleaner, König tries to tell himself.Â
Yes, he is a grown man with a very dangerous job that requires having a lot of responsibility. He holds the lives of his soldiers in his hands and risks his life every day not for the sake of his country, but certainly for the sake of his wallet and the reputation of KorTac.Â
Hiring a professional cleaner for his house shouldnât make him feel humiliated and embarrassed, and he knows it. Cleaners are basically like soldiers â doing stuff that other people canât for a certain amount of money, providing services for the clients who can afford it. Besides, itâs a support of his local community â after everything he took from the people around his town, itâs only natural that he would support this growing business of cleaning services.Â
There is no shame in having some nice old lady cleaning his house and watching over it while he is too busy trying not to kill himself or drown his head in liquor after a particularly rough mission. When you lose two guys on a run that was supposed to be the quickest task possible when youâre returning home with an injury that isnât really that serious but brings your whole mental state into a very dark place, and when youâre forced to take 3 weeks of leave in the place you hate, hiring a cleaner to take care of everything really shouldnât make him so ashamed of himself.Â
Even if he can clean his space â the house is just too big for only one of him, and his ribs still have this funny feeling of fantom bullets traveling around his guts. So, he dials up the number of the cleaning services because he is too fucking old to understand their weird website and messenger ordering, even though speaking with a human operator on the other half of the line is somewhat more humiliating that having no idea of how to use a modern interface.Â
There is no shame in asking for help, his therapist is trying to shrill it in his head all of the time and yet he is still hesitant when the cleaning professional is knocking on his door, finding this place surprisingly fast. König braces himself, thinking about all the ways he could avoid having a conversation â he drew a quick map of the place, put down the room cleaner shouldnât be entering â his gun safe, mostly, already repeated in his head how he would greet them and swiftly extract himself from the situation.Â
âGuten Tag, please, come in. This is the map of the place, donât go to the red door on the right, donât hesitate to ask questions, I will be on the second floor.â He takes a few wide, swift steps to his door and stops. Thinks again, overthinking, thinking too fucking much about everything, anxiously checking on his phone to read the message that yes, his cleaner is here and he should probably open the door or they would burst down the window. âGuten Tag, come in. Map of the place is here, donât go to the red door to the right, please hesitate to ask questions, I will be somewhere around the house, lurking in the shadowsâ He braces himself to open the door, ready to see that sweet old lady who would spend the next 8 hours cleaning his house and then turn back another day to rinse and repeat until his house stopped looking like a place where a very, very miserable man lives. (Even if this is true)Â
But, there isnât a nice old lady with a bunch of cleaning supplies and determination to make someoneâs life easier.Â
But, there isnât a cold middle-aged woman with a very professional no-nonsense attitude who wouldnât even talk to him before going straight to work.Â
But, there is a young girl. Well, not a girl, of course, if he had to guess you were somewhere around the âToo fucking young, but definitely legalâ spectrum. Young enough to not be alive when he was already going to school, young enough to make him sweat, and definitely not old enough to be accepting a job where youâd have to spend so much of your life cleaning and scrubbing and sorting andâŠ
There isnât anything shameful in ordering a cleaning service when you genuinely need it, but youâre young and youâre pretty and he isnât even wearing a mask because he is an old dumbass that forgot about it, and you look at him with your shiny eyes andâŠ
Maybe, he should clean on his own â would definitely be less shameful.Â
â Sir? HâŠhello? Good morning? Can you hear me?Â
Yes, he can hear you.Â
Yes, he would love to hear you every single day of his life, when he wakes up and when he falls asleep.Â
â Ja. I apologize, IâŠthought it was mail.Â
Itâs a dumb excuse, but he canât really say that he was just too fucking mesmerized by your shiny eyes and perfect hair and nice figure and basically everything about you. He has this nasty habit of imagining a future with people around him â with people who just fucking want to be left alone, and yet he still stares and looks and itâs probably ultra uncomfortable for them â but he canât help imagining the life with every cute lady in the grocery shop or elegant lady sitting next to him on a train.Â
He has a pattern â people who are not interested in him in the slightest. He has a pattern, a preference, cute girls, smart girls, popular ladies that were never even so much as looking in his direction. He could probably score someone now, having a colonelâs salary and honorably discharged payments, but he gave up on trying to find anyone. He has friends, company, has work where he spent most of his life anyway â he doesnât need anyone, he wants to think.Â
Then you waddle into his life with a bunch of cleaning supplies and a small vacuum, barely able to handle everything in your hands. He rushes to help and envelops your hands with his â you are so much smaller in comparison, he has bear-like arms and horribly big everything. he feels awkward when he gently removes everything from your arms â when he tries to help by simply putting everything on the table of the next room.Â
König hated this house â it was big, it was empty, and the only reason he didnât sell it was because Motherâs things were still locked in her old bedroom and every time he tried to clean it and evaluate the cost of the house, he decided that he will Do It Other Day. Coincidentally, all of those days were also followed by three-month minimum missions, making him utterly unable to do everything about this place anyway.Â
This is why youâre here â a hired cleaner, a sorter, you promised to de-hoard everything and see if there is anything of value. Perfect for someone like him, especially since he is paying you double for spending the whole day and a few days more in his house exclusively.Â
Now, he looks at how awkward your smile is, how you fidget with the edge of the broom you brought, and how you canât even start a conversation because he is simply staring at you, staying in the living room of this dead, almost abandoned house. Now, he looks at how cute you are, how perfect, and remembers that he didnât score with anyone in half a year already â not even in terms of sex, the casual flirting was also forbidden since half of his unit was transferred and the new people werenât really fun of his tough methods of breaking rookies in.Â
When was the last time someone genuinely smiled at him?Â
Ah, he is staring again. Scheisse.Â
â Where do you want me to start, sir?Â
He wonders how much he should pay you to clean him instead. Would you be gentle? Rough? Would you call him a pervert, which he is, and then slap him and yell at him for being such a horrible old dog who is ready to pounce at every pretty girl in his presence? He would do anything that would set his mind free of the thought about Mom. Her bedroom. This whole house that he canât call home ever since he turned 6 and understood why Father was always so, so angry.Â
â The living room. If itâs not too much.Â
He barely stops himself from talking more â you look weird, you loom surprised, you look at him like he is fucking stupid and, in fact, he is. Of course, it wouldnât be too hard for you, youâre his clean, for fucks sake. You come here to clean, you get good money for it, he shouldnât feel guilty for using your services because, in some way, he actually provides you with a job and a cute thing like you shouldnât go to other houses, with old perverts that can do unspeakable things with the adorable worker.Â
Ah, yes, perverts like him. God, he is hopeless.Â
â Alright. Do you want to note something, like if there is anything I shouldnât touch?Â
He would allow you to take your adorable, yellow glow-wearing hands to get into his personal savings and all of his bank accounts, if youâd want to. He curses under his breath, hating how professional you are â hard worker, perfect, simply a fantastic person who deserves more than working for him. You arenât trying to shy away from the job and he almost resents you for it.Â
Youâd make a good soldier, he thinks â youâre able to hear the orders and oblige to them, youâre obedient and came even before the discussed time. Youâd make such a perfect private for his unit, he observes.Â
Ah, right, he was supposed to answer you. Shit.Â
â No. Just donât go to the second room on the left.Â
â Alright. Anything else?Â
He grumbles under his breath, trying to get into the right headspace to deal with someone like you. König knows itâs rude, to just ignore and leave you like this â but if he were to stay in he same room as you, he would do something horrible, disgusting, and completely dishonorable to you. So, he leaves â escapes â to his office. Fatherâs office, mostly, the only thing here that belongs to him are some documents and useless papers â and a laptop that he drags to every other room anyway.Â
He doesnât like this room, it reminds him of the worst episodes of his early childhood â yet, this is his only reserve. He doesnât want to leave the house because the territory is secluded and if something were to happen to you, he would be the only one able to help. He also doesnât want to leave his gun collection with you â he doesnât want you to find it and freak out or hurt yourself.Â
This is what he tells himself, at least. He wants to be there with you, in the same room preferably, but horrible for his anxiety, because he wants this illusion, phantasm of having a loving relationship. Of having a woman in his life, a lovely housewife who would cook for him, clean for him, and would be absolutely spoiled with gifts and attention. God knows he doesnât have a romantic bone in his body â but he will carve one out of his ribs for you.Â
And he only knew you for an hour tops.Â
König feels like literally the worst man alive when he spread his legs and starts stroking his hard, glistening cock. He brushes over the swollen, red tip, not allowing himself to have any lube other than spit and oozing pre-cum â he tries not to cum embarrassingly quickly, thinking about your perfect gestures and smiling face. How perfect you look in your cleaning uniform â not like maids from the occasional porn he was watching, but still beautiful. Your body is perfect even with all of those ugly layers and grey fabric â and he canât stop thinking about the sway of your hips or glimpses of your legs under your dress.
He thinks about you, bent over his couch, trying to clean the especially dirty spot on the furniture â how the material of your dress would be tight around your ass. The image makes him grunt quietly, stroking his barely wet dick even more â the pain from the dry sensation only makes the pleasure all the sweeter. He is hard, was hard for the past 10 minutes as you were introducing yourself and whatever your deal is. He is dirty, perverted, knowing only your name and your face â and he is still stroking himself, thinking about paying you extra just so youâd get on your pretty knees and suck him. Would you be sloppy, messy, get his cum all over your face so youâd have to wash it off? Would you be experienced, eager, trying to get as much seed as possible with that pretty tongue of yours?Â
He is a lost cause because he hears the sounds of vacuum â youâre only a few rooms away from him, trying so hard to clean his house for him, to work through every bit of furniture and everything he acquired for the past twenty years or so â and he moans loudly, knowing that you donât hear anything. Youâre probably listening to music or some silly girlâs podcast about planets and gardens and maybe some university lectures. Heâd pay for your courses, he would get you any book you want â having his salary and barely spending it made him softer in the saving habits.Â
He can afford to splurge on a pretty girl who just needs a rich Austrian mercenary to sweep her off her feet. But, he is old â but, he is a monster who preys on someone helpless, using her pretty face to jerk himself off, and he doesnât even deserve your number, although he has had it since accepting the service.Â
His cock is big, angry red in his hand as he runs his finger over the bulging vein, teasing the sensitive flesh â always loud in bed, with grunts and moans of pleasure, he can barely contain himself now, only forcing his mouth shut when he doesnât hear the sound of vacuum anymore. He strokes his dick fast, angry, and slams it into his fist, trying to make the pain last longer, so he wonât cum after a minute or two. He has the stamina to last longer â but itâs also the first time he was so horny sinceâŠhe canât even remember.Â
König thinks about putting you in his bed â like a perfect housewife, you would hug his waist with your legs, would allow him to lick and grope at your tits, and wonât scream too much when heâd force his tongue inside of your precious pussy, taking every last drop of your pleasure. He wouldnât want to be forceful, angry, youâre too precious for this and too weak for his strength â but he can imagine slamming into you in a matting press, cumming inside and not even pulling out, warming his cock in the heat of your body.Â
Father would kill him for doing something so dirty in his office â but he is long dead, devil save his soul, and itâs Königâs office now. Even when he barely uses it, even if he doesnât really need this. It came in handy when he had to jerk off to the pretty cleaning girl who cleaned up after him â so, somehow, his father managed to improve his mood 15 years after he died.Â
He cums with a low groan, whispering your name â he doesnât understand how a pretty thing like you still works here and wasnât taken by someone else already, but he would take what he can get. Never the one to get the first dibs, never being someoneâs first choice â he feels terrible for thinking about you in such a low way, but his pleasure sticks to his fingers and, at this point, itâs too late to feel bad.Â
Drying the tip of his dick with a tissue, he spends a good few minutes with spread legs, his soft cock laying on the chair, with cum still oozing out â such a waste, honestly, would be much better to stuff you full of his cock or even take your pretty ass, spread you slowly. Keep only the tip in, not pressuring you into anything more until youâd start moving yourself, like a good slut you will be.Â
So perfect under him â the images and sounds of your voice are running through his mind, making him breathe heavily. If he was younger and had as much sex drive as before, he would already be hard â but he needs some time to relax, thinking about your pretty legs and adorable face.Â
It takes him a few minutes of listening to your sweet voice to understand that you were not, in fact, a hallucination or a mystical fairy coming to make him come. You were standing outside of the office door, looking embarrassed and clearly hearing at least some of his horny mumblings â you avoid looking at him, and your fingers are trembling when you tug at the sides of your dress. Guilt immediately rushes to him again, he looks at you like a perfect treasure you are â and he is a horrible monster trying to hoard all of it to himself.Â
â What is it, liebling?Â
Petname goes smoothly from his tongue and he can only hope that you donât know German â he is too embarrassed to talk to you, too anxious, his newfound shyness is a result of both your beauty and the post-nut clarity that already made him feel like a monster. He contemplates just giving you money and sending you off, paying double for the false call, and leaving you a 5-star review so you wonât get in trouble with your boss.Â
You look so meek from his angle of view â he has to fight the urge to pinch your face, squeeze your cheeks, grab your waist in his firm hands, and just lift you in his arms, holding you to his bed. Maybe getting a nice set of cuffs to ensure you would never escape from him.Â
â I finished with the living room andâŠwell, I just wanted to ask if you want the decluttering work to be done today or tomorrow.Â
He remembers how he basically paid you for a few days worth of work â and he smiles at exactly how perfect this decision was. Of course, you are a smart girl, a modest girl, you arenât staying the night and would rather waste time on the road, much to his dismay, but at least he would see you for a few days already.Â
He might not even let you go after.Â
â Ach. Today, if itâs not tooâŠ
He stops himself again â of course, itâs not too much, you are a professional, not just a friend that comes to clean his place for a pack of beer and maybe some pizza. He doesnât know how to talk to you, anxiety eats him whole, and he has to just avoid looking at you to avoid further embarrassment.Â
â Alright. I will do it right away then.Â
You smile awkwardly, your lips are twitching and he already knows that you could hear him moaning your name and sweet little praises while stroking his cock. You arenât biting the hand that feeds you, not running away screaming at how perverted he is â poor girl, you probably need money more than you need personal safety if youâre fine with him heaving like this. If you were his, he would never allow you to be so careless.Â
He moves behind you in the most dreaded room of the house. Motherâs bedroom, a room that she only used for sewing and only allowed him in when he was extra whiny after another failed fight with his bullies. All of her thighs are here â ever since she passed away, he just moved everything to one room and locked it, barely bothering to keep a key. He hates being here, almost as much as being in Fatherâs office â this room smells like death and old paper and you scrunch your nose in an adorable expression when you take a step inside.Â
â I will divide everything into categories, alright?Â
â Gut.
You look at him nervously, clearly scared that he is watching over you now. It might feel like a logical decision â after all, it was his motherâs vintage things, who knows what kind of jewelry she kept here, something that he wonât even notice gone until itâs too late. You and him both know, however, that this isnât the reason he is looming over you. A perfect obedient thing, you deserve something better than his affection, but he still locks his gaze with yours, looking at your hands and going through various furniture pieces.Â
You work like a fairy, not an ounce of laziness or exhaustion in your actions â even after you already spent a few hours cleaning his living room, you act like a Cinderella that got a bunch of magic mice up her rags. He licks his lips, looking at your perfect ass you as sit on your knees, starting with decluttering every little box there is.Â
â Can I just put it back in boxes orâŠ
You look the the contents â vintage makeup, some jewelry, head pieces that donât look particularly expensive but were definitely well-loved. You wonder who they belong to â probably a wife, or, maybe, some of his relatives who lived here. He doesnât seem like a married or divorced man â he does, however, look insanely lonely.Â
It takes him a good few seconds to respond, too mesmerized by the little song you were humming a minute before. He imagines you in that old, chunky jewelry, some necklaces that cost more than your salary â and the thought makes him salivate.Â
He smiles, leaning closer to you â hot breath on your face, you shift immediately, scared. He is so fast for someone so big, his movements are perfect and his eyes are cold â you feel the chill deep in your bones when he moves even closer, his lips almost brushing against yours.Â
Suddenly, you are very aware of the fact that he locked the door to this tiny room when you both moved in.Â
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