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every night, i fall asleep to the gentle lull of my beautiful wife (libby) reading me a bedtime story (audiobook)
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just typed in the formula 1 tag and the first result was 'verstappenxreader'. nowhere is safe
just bought a F1 shirt. Redbull. Verstappen. G-force. Lewis Hamilton. send post.
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i have to learn this stuff now so i don't get the ole 'name three drivers' 'tell me the billboard top 100 f1 clubs' + seem like a fake fan when i go out wearing it
just bought a F1 shirt. Redbull. Verstappen. G-force. Lewis Hamilton. send post.
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just bought a F1 shirt. Redbull. Verstappen. G-force. Lewis Hamilton. send post.
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im batman (teenage girl). the city needs me (it's bedtime)
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🧔🏻♂️ gr8jon-um6er
idk about this robb kid…I know he’s ned’s son but he seems a little green 🤨🤨🤨
🔁🧔🏻♂️ gr8jon-um6er
LOL NEVER MIND HIS FUCKING DIREWOLF BIT OFF TWO OF MY FINGERS 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 LMFAOOOO LOVE THIS KID 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
#king in the north
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avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times
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just in case anyone was wondering, using 4 in 1 in your hair is just as bad of an idea as it sounds!!
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it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card
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rip niclays roos you would've loved good luck babe by chappell roan
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i found my favorite ides of march post and am posting a screenshot for posterity. thanks @brutaliakhoa for this gem.
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my toxic trait is going through the LinkedIn pages of people decades older than me and feeling really shitty about myself
#linkedin#its like the inversion of that 'whatever you do some 10 year old somewhere is better' meme#no but fr why haven't i spoken at a un conference im slacking
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missing 2016 joe biden rn
#america#politics#joe biden#go to google#search “biden and trump”#filter out post 2016 content#cry#“donald trump would have loved stalin”#“i wish we were in high school and i could take (fight) him behind the gym”#“this guys shame has no limits”#i miss when american politics was politics#and didn't just make me sick to the stomach
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i started reading the first man in rome and hello? marius and sulla eyefucking at the forum like HELLO????
LITERALLY!! series of all time.. colleen writing the gayest/most homophobic books ever.... even at their first meeting i
^ straightest seven-times consul ever being very normal about describing a fellow roman
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i only tossed you off mt olympus when you were a baby a little bit. grow up
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