#riley real talk

[rorjor]

btw for those that dont know, i have a cat now

[machveil]

it’s low-key funny being in the CoD fandom because, yes, I love these big, tough guys

König? my absolute favorite. Sebastian Krueger? amazing, love him. Simon “Ghost” Riley? eating that man up. John “Soap” MacTavish? I’d love to give him a smooch. Keegan Russ? babygirl.

but then, for a fact, knowing if I saw these men in public I would not be able to talk/interact with them out of nerves lol maybe Johnny? but even that’s a stretch. like, realistically if I saw these huge, strong guys I’d be a blubbering mess

[stationarystar]

I just KNOW they would be bffs

LOOK AT THEM 😫😫😫😫😫😫

[l0cal-catb0y]

Hero!Ghoap x God!Reader brainrot

Had some insane brainrot while listening to music, this is going to be word vomit but like, i have to share it w/ yall and i didnt read this back so it may be a lil wonky (first cod post too wow) idk man its bad but whatever

Reader being a lesser known god who only has a few shrines and a tiny group of worshippers and hero!ghoap being incredibly well known and strong fighters who stumble across one of your shrine while looking for a place to rest. maybe it's abandoned or something but while theyre resting they investigate you and your history and end up leaving you some offerings for letting them have safety while healing up. Maybe you get a little excited cuz the heros all the gods are talking about are leaving you gifts!! just for being kind!! hehe you send them a sign that you are watching over you and helping them as much as you can even after they leave your shrine to continue their journey <33 you only have a few followers so you can actively pay attention to ghost and soap unlike the other gods who are so so busy. Ghost notices first that youre always watching over them when he starts seeing your associated animals and plants everywhere they go (can be whatever you want but im picturing a type of bird) and ghost feels unsure if its actually you but after it becomes a pattern he points it out to Soap who had a feeling they were being tailed as well. Now they start gathering little trinkets after their battles and leaving them in places that remind them of you like flower fields or by rivers. I feel like soap would become such a devoted follower so quickly while ghost is still a little wary, he doesnt know your intentions and there is barely any information about you out in the world. I think a few weeks or months later ghost would join soap in being one of your most devoted followers. I feel like they would create you an altar near where you live or move closer to the original shrine they discovered you at <33

also thinking about how they would react if you disappeared, specifically a war broke out between the gods and you get gravely injured and in a panic descend to earth by the boys' shrine before passing the fuck out. just the boys showing up to leave offerings but seeing you bleeding out on the altar, they both rush to you can try to stabilize you the best they can from experiences when patching each other up,,, once they clean you up they bring you back to their home and placing you in their bed, they sit next to you discussing what the fuck happened and who they have to hurt to get you justice.

maybe ill write more later but yeah hope yall liked my mess of an idea

[pettyprocrastination]

here are my thoughts on a poly ship with ghost+soap and how it would begin because our heating still isnt on and it’s too cold for me to do anything productive right now

Ghost and soap began before you. You’re a newer addition to the 141 meanwhile these men have years of trauma, camaraderie, and connection that has led to a mutual relationship that has been going on for quite some time. 

Ghost doesn’t like labels. He and Soap have been together for years, will share a bed and fuck like mad before going down to the pub together to watch a game but he doesn’t call him his boyfriend or partner because he still is skittish about saying it out-loud as if it would cause something horrible to happen to Johnny. 

the classic “can’t say i love you x the person who says the soft “I know, its alright” 

Ghost is the jealous and possessive type pre-relationship when it comes to other people flirting with Soap. He gets quiet and brooding and more content to push johnny away to protect his own feelings. Once they’re in a relationship he’ll just make a dry joke about how “somebody’s popular” before fucking him stupid that same night because he doesn’t care how many people laugh at his jokes and squeeze his bicep with a lack of subtlety. He’s Simon's and Simon's alone. 

Of course, until you. 

Johnny takes to you quickly. You're smart, good in a fight and you laugh at his jokes, it’s a clear shot to friendship from their. 

He’s the mediator between the two of you, the one that sort of bridges you to Simon who is more content to be silent around you until after going through several missions with the task force you find yourself melding into the group with ease. 

Simon of course, is old enough and smart enough to see Johnny’s attraction to you. He’ll bump shoulders with you in a quiet moment with that little smile, taunt you on the mat during sparring sessions that he leaves just a bit too winded to be normal. 

It’s nothing more than a crush, really. You’re attractive and strong. He gets it. 

Doesn’t mean he likes it. But it’s not something Soap would ever act upon so he lets it be. 

Soap will make a light joke at it when they're together, that “you’ve got nothing to worry about, old man. I’m not switching you out for another pretty face anytime soon.”

Because even Simon could admit that yeah, you were easy on the eyes and good at your job. 

However there would have to be a big event to make Ghost go “okay, yeah, I’m attracted to you.” 

Rescuing one of them in an ambush, keeping them alive in a vital moment while putting your own life at risk for one of them in a way that is incredibly stupid and as a Lieutenant, he would rip you a new one for when the dust settles and wounds are tended to.

But after, he’d go back to his room and think of you until he fell asleep.

Soap sees it in his partner’s eyes a month later. You and Ghost had been sparring late at night, both battling our own demons that wouldn’t let your sleep. 

Quickly, using your own size as an advantage you were able to get him to the floor and trap him in a leg lock.

Now, Simon is twice your size and easily a hefty 220 pounds. He could have simply stood up and slammed you back into the floor until you fell limp on the ground.  

But he lays beneath you, large hands gripping the muscle of your thighs as you tighten your grip on his neck, eyes almost falling into a dark haze before he quickly taps against your calf and you release.

John Mctavish had his suspicions before, but know its clear as day to him of his partner’s desire for you. 

And knowing Simon, he’s going to have to be the one to take the first step for them both. 

[rileyclaw]

you’re so scary:( can you please be normal

no im too sexy and silly and full of secrets to be normal

[peachesofteal]

The mermaid fic had me quaking in my boots HRJGKWGEOAHTISHEOGTEKAB

praying that one day we might get the older sibling sequel with Gaz or soap

Me too! It kind of unlocked something in me, to be honest. Fantasy has always been my #1 genre but… I see more dark themes in my future, I think. So glad you liked it! 🩵

In regards to the the oldest sister… maybe one day! In this world/AU, the guys are all revered for their warrior status and immense power, but that doesn’t mean they have a free pass to start plucking Nereids from the sea and changing their physical forms through magic (sex magic 🪄). I mentioned in another ask that what Simon did was not exactly… acceptable in his realm, but due to who he is, he eventually gets a pardon. Regardless, I think Simon’s push mixes the signals from her song and ends up leading your sister right into Gaz’s arms a few hours before sunrise, when she’s frantic and terrified, anxiously searching for her mortal because she realizes now that she actually does not want to die… and it goes from there. She’s babbling and incoherent, eyes wide with fear because she can just feel the sun starting to get closer and closer to the horizon, and he has to pull her into his chest to calm her, sweetly soothing her until she can tell him what’s wrong. Kyle already knows everything, of course. (Maybe they’re all telepathic, something they rely on heavily in battle.) She knows Gaz is different, can smell the hint of fresh rain in the forest and bejeweled sand of the beaches in his realm, but her head is so foggy from Simon’s magic and the ticking clock of the morning sun that she can’t make sense of it.

So… she goes for his heart. And then Kyle’s got her pinned to a brick wall with her dress half torn off before she can blink. The only thing he needs now is her name and to fill her full of his come, binding his magic to hers so he too, can steal his mermaid away from this realm.

[bruciemilf]

Can we see your whole COD roaster you cooked up cause 👀👀👀 it’s a baddies only event I see

OH????? (barely contained joy) SURE I always wanna scream abt them. am not immune to prettyfaceism. Im gonna start with TOMMY RILEY??? MY B E L O V E D. Call me Simon the way I’d die for him.

Secondly,,,,,, absolute love of my soul (Simon’s too),,,,,,,, baby girl who could rip my head off,,,, Safiyah my beloved,,,,

BABY GIRL #2,,,,, maybe possibly Simon’s scary ass adoptive daughter,,, she’s so cool I just want to. Chew her. Her name literally means “Mankiller” it’s so. sal-inja. Min- Seung my BELOVED,,,

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We’re starting off with the babies :’) don’t you just love the exploitation of young people who have no choice but to be in the military. Don’t you.

Alejandro needs a sassy ass niece who can and will call him out on his bullshit and bully him about his forehead. She faded Valeria and would do it again. Will make you CRY. Aliyah,,, my (scary) princess.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLAP FOR THE 313!!!!!!! Clap!!

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE. REGGIEEEEE. REGGIE. EATING GIM EATING HIM EARING HIM. HES like if marvel allowed the winter soldier to be openly autistic. HE AND ALIYAH ARE MARRIED BTW!!!! THEY HAVE A TINY BABY!!!! It’s as worrying as you might think.

Hawk. Just. Hawk. Boss boy. Loves to bully Price specifically. I’m chewing him with timid savagery. SO much passive aggressiveness between them. Two soccer moms. “I’m gonna kill you soon I think” “you’re a 21 year old minor. Do not talk to me.” (PS, Reggie calls Hawk chief and I think that’s VERY cute)

It ain’t a full story without a tragically happy group clown friend who feels like a burden and dead weight for his friends. I’m giving Cali a kiss on his cheek. Don’t we love a poor little rich boy. “Don’t let my Australian accent and perfect hair fool you. I actually have deep insecurities.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. I’ll buy some later.”

MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND —-

SKY??? SKY ??? HEY SKY HEY SKY HEY. HEY. Someone give him a Xanax. And a nap. And a plane. Preferably not at the same time. HES MY BOYYYT HES MY BOY HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH IM GONNA C R Y.

I’m gonna kiss Mikey on his stupid little face. I’m gonna wrap him in a blanket and

[garagatos]

Drawing all p5 bosses: hornet

vengefly king

false knigth

gruz mother

moss charger

[merrysithmas]

my FAVORITE all time inane AU formula is "help something happened to santa and SOS somehow the cast of _____ has to deliver all the presents to the entire world/universe in one night"

and so now im picturing the SNW enterprise crew doing so w/kirk and Santa as some ubiquitous benevolent good tidings space entity

[hotpinkstaples]

if fitzmartin was just a little less BL-coming-of-agey and a little more there’s-a-villain-murdering-poor-people, with rossmo focusing more on the horrors of some crackhead preying on the impoverished versus making everyone a looney tune, i’d say the book would be halfway decent but it’s not. i understand hating bendis, i really do, but it’s on editorial for letting fitzmartin run buckwild without a care for prior development post-rebirth. a lotta shit just dont fit in the grander scheme of the writing, but that’s because tim is NOT a BL character. if you’re gonna tie his coming out to his leaving the batfam cult, then stay true to the depersonalization he’s felt being under bruce’s control. call out the fact that he still harbors resentment for being pulled back into the bullshit. remember that being around his friends during yj 2019 actually made him happy. changing his romantic fixation from stephanie to bernard doesn’t change his core character traits. he’s an asshole and a cunning one at that, but alas, when you’re dealing with CW writers, you get what you pay for.

[rorjor]

got significantly less done this year for artfight than i intended, but i really wasn't anticipating getting my shit rocked basically every single day of july, so 🥲

oc credit: Warlocked, @heyoitsroart, @1shie, @officialtotinos

[tojisun]

your simon contents is SO GOOD!! it literally has me crawling the walls of my enclosure (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠) i been in love with this man for months now n the way you write him is just perfect <3 thank you for helping me feed my delusions w your amazing work <3

ENCLOSURE????? HELP ME OMG 😭 but thank you so so much 🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 i was genuinely hesitant to post smthn about him bc im scared of mischaracterizing him but god i cant help it, he makes me crazyy. LIKE I CAN SEE WHY YOURE IN LOVE!! fey calls it competence kink, above all things, and yk what? YEA

no bc the bleeding authority he has as someone in his rank but also in the way he moves and in the way he talks; it’s not blinded confidence, he knows that he’s good at what he does – and he actually is. n like thinking about the security of being with someone like him just makes me tremble; the protective streak and that smidge of possessiveness has a chokehold on me, i fear.

then there’s his sheer size. the utter dominance that he exudes – the way you just know he commands control and, according to his lore, not at the same time. because like his name, he truly is like a ghost; he is quiet despite all that bulk. and like?? thats so fucking hot???

(then theres simon. a man with such a dark history, packed with trauma and age-old issues, and yet he’s still such a comforting character; from the way he cares for his squad to those dad jokes he has a collection of?? god, i’m in love.)

basically, i think it’s the daddy conglomerate of issues that i have that makes me so attached to him :’))

im so excited to write more bc god i have a new fixation n its- i need to let things out 😭

[sammygender]

i hate it when people put angel low on their character ranking what are you DOING that’s ANGEL thats angel :( hes the og spike except he’s like a different type of loser. i know he’s kind of creepy in btvs sometimes and he’s a shit boyfriend but we all have our regrets. this is hilariously ironic because i really did not like angel when i first watched btvs and now, a year later, i am a die hard bangel divorce fan

[fernandothefox]

Yeah yeah yeah, I want Ghost/Soap fucking, I want them hot and sweaty and disgusting and absolutely out of their minds with it. I want them banging in closets spitting in each other's mouths down bad and bruised from it. But. BUT!! I also want soft words I want them rocking against each other still clothed and desperate for the hard calloused hand of the other person, I want them making out and lost in each other's lips, I want words moaned out saying how good the other is. But all I'm getting is the first thing and I can't help but wonder if the soft touch of another is too much to handle even in the safe confines of your imagination? Is that why you writers aren't writing the soft horny stuff?? Is that why???

[transmogrified-in-the-void]

Also huuuuge shout out to my friend who stopped my emotionally abusive and manipulative ex from showing up to my house with three friends (two I hadn't explained the situation to) months ago and, apparently, did it in such a way that it completely withered that pathetic man. Ily dude