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merrysithmas · 1 year ago

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my FAVORITE all time inane AU formula is "help something happened to santa and SOS somehow the cast of _____ has to deliver all the presents to the entire world/universe in one night"

and so now im picturing the SNW enterprise crew doing so w/kirk and Santa as some ubiquitous benevolent good tidings space entity

#santa isnt a coca cola capitalist in this au w are talking about yuletide winter spirit here #strange new worlds #christopher pike #defactor head elf: Una Chin Riley #lmao im picturing la'an like CAPTAIN there's a rottweiler in home 236 #uhura is like CAPTAIN LETTERS TO SANTA ARE ARRIVING AT AN ALARMING PACE #spock is like 'quantifying persons into a dichotomous list of Naughty or Nice is illogically oversimplified - and by which metrics am I #checking such list Twice?'#and then he continues to have his Vulcan/Human personality conflict (sorry spock) but the real elves love him #christine and erica and joseph are getting smashed on Good Cheer #sam and jim and working together as Chris' on-ground backup and sams like JIM YOU CANT PUT THE PRESENT THERE UNDER CARDASSIAN CUSTOM ITS #CONSIDERED AN INSULT TO PLACE A GIFT BY A FIREPLACE #and jims on the comm like: Sam I'm Stuck In The Chimney - over

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