#well except Tommy that mf is very much real

[bruciemilf]

Can we see your whole COD roaster you cooked up cause 👀👀👀 it’s a baddies only event I see

OH????? (barely contained joy) SURE I always wanna scream abt them. am not immune to prettyfaceism. Im gonna start with TOMMY RILEY??? MY B E L O V E D. Call me Simon the way I’d die for him.

Secondly,,,,,, absolute love of my soul (Simon’s too),,,,,,,, baby girl who could rip my head off,,,, Safiyah my beloved,,,,

BABY GIRL #2,,,,, maybe possibly Simon’s scary ass adoptive daughter,,, she’s so cool I just want to. Chew her. Her name literally means “Mankiller” it’s so. sal-inja. Min- Seung my BELOVED,,,

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We’re starting off with the babies :’) don’t you just love the exploitation of young people who have no choice but to be in the military. Don’t you.

Alejandro needs a sassy ass niece who can and will call him out on his bullshit and bully him about his forehead. She faded Valeria and would do it again. Will make you CRY. Aliyah,,, my (scary) princess.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLAP FOR THE 313!!!!!!! Clap!!

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE. REGGIEEEEE. REGGIE. EATING GIM EATING HIM EARING HIM. HES like if marvel allowed the winter soldier to be openly autistic. HE AND ALIYAH ARE MARRIED BTW!!!! THEY HAVE A TINY BABY!!!! It’s as worrying as you might think.

Hawk. Just. Hawk. Boss boy. Loves to bully Price specifically. I’m chewing him with timid savagery. SO much passive aggressiveness between them. Two soccer moms. “I’m gonna kill you soon I think” “you’re a 21 year old minor. Do not talk to me.” (PS, Reggie calls Hawk chief and I think that’s VERY cute)

It ain’t a full story without a tragically happy group clown friend who feels like a burden and dead weight for his friends. I’m giving Cali a kiss on his cheek. Don’t we love a poor little rich boy. “Don’t let my Australian accent and perfect hair fool you. I actually have deep insecurities.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. I’ll buy some later.”

MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND —-

SKY??? SKY ??? HEY SKY HEY SKY HEY. HEY. Someone give him a Xanax. And a nap. And a plane. Preferably not at the same time. HES MY BOYYYT HES MY BOY HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH IM GONNA C R Y.

I’m gonna kiss Mikey on his stupid little face. I’m gonna wrap him in a blanket and