#richie is dumb

[thiscoldheart]

stuff richie says (1/?)

the bear (2022-)

[map-of-obsessions]

Npmd trailer: Richard Lipschitz has been murdered

Scene 1: Richard Lipschitz has been murdered

Richie's literal first line: I'm dead

Me, somehow:

[lemohn-the-cat]

very stupid thing I made 💙

[stardustspaceway]

I have a brain worm and his name is Paul Matthews…

[pinazee]

Small headcanon that max actually never knew who the mascot was and would talk to zeke about his hopes and deepest fears, and richie just sort of awkwardly comforted him and nodded along hoping max never found out who he was, and in a way, zeke was actually maxs closest friend.

[dear-trash-diary]

You turn to the next page, a continuation of the last.

[d-0gstar]

This isn't marauders but... nerdy prudes have GOTTA die ykno

[buddyhollysbuddyholly]

Guess who's into Buddy Holly and clone high.. Yeaa..

[chiniichee]

hi guys more spideypool!reddie au stuff cuz Yeah!

- richie is still blind as hell lmfao his regenerative abilities can do many things… but giving him 20/20 vision is not one of them ❤️

- dp!richie used to be SO offputting to sp!eddie, like who even is this guy and why is he SO similar to richie???????

- on the other hand, dp!richie was like “wow this guy kinda reminds me of eddie! we’ll probably be great friends let me annoy the living shit out of him.”

- neither of them catch on to the very real possibility that this superhero who resembled their best friend could very well just be… their best friend..

- since richie was born w his abilities, so his parents are aware of his abilities to an extent, but has kept how much he really can regenerate a secret

- its only because he accidentally broke a bone when he was 14 when exploring an abandoned building and at first was like “my mom is gonna be sooooo mad at me” and watched his bone just, unbreak and was then like “HOLY SHIT.”

- but because he’s yapper king number one, he obviously needs to tell someone about it, and who else other than stanley uris?

- stan was also exploring with richie and in his pov he just hears a scream, a crash, and a “HOLY SHIT”. he runs over and he just sees richie, completely unscathed and gaping at his own body and hes like “ok what did u do this time.”

- so stan ends up knowing the full extent of his abilities, but he does not become aware of deadpool being richie (although he’s SUPER suspicious about it. like he’s basically confirmed it in his head)

- when deadpool starts making appearances and one of the other losers brings it up, stan brings it up later in private like “so that deadpool guy. familiar huh” and richie just smiles at him like “HAHA YEAH thats twinnnn lol its so funny. wish i knew him.” and stans like Hrm. Im onto you.

[i-love-dopamine]

well ive found The Pattern

eddie (it) big sofie with 1000 trauma

castiel (spn) big softie with 1000 trauma

johnny (outsiders) big softie with 1000 trauma

and their boyfriends,

richie (it) asshole with daddy issues /positive

dean (spn) asshole with daddy issues /positive

ponyboy (outsiders) asshole with daddy issues /positive

i am irregular but i am consistent and you gotta respect that

[gods-favorite-autistic]

We deserve a rotpl beach episode actually so here are some headcanons:

Jane has a hot pink one piece that Nancy sewed the Pink Ladies logo

Olivia wears one of those fancy little transparent robe things and it’s pink (obviously)

Nancy made her own swimsuit

Cynthia wears swim trunks she stole from Gil (that are from when he was 13) and a swim top with the Pink Ladies logo on it that Nancy made for her

Hazels swimsuit has constellations on it

They have a Pink Ladies vs. T-Birds volleyball battle and Nancy is surprisingly good at it

Richie falls asleep so Olivia and Cynthia bury him in sand

Potato pours water on Nancys head (only after he makes sure she won’t kill him for messing up her hair)

Hazel invites Wally

Jane invites Buddy and he spends half the day trying not to get splashed by Cynthia and Olivia

Gil brought sandwiches and hot dogs

Wally shows Hazel how to surf

Jane loves volleyball even though she keeps getting hit in the face

Edward makes sand castles the whole day

Cynthia enlists Nancy and Potato’s help to dig a giant hole

Cynthia is Short so she keeps getting bodied by waves

Hazel and Olivia both brought books so whenever they get tired of swimming they just sit together and read

Buddy can hold his breath for a long time so sometimes he’ll just disappear for about 4 or 5 minutes before resurfacing with like a shell or something

Wally makes Cynthia jealous because she wants to know how to surf so bad but would rather die than ask him to teach her

When the Pinks showed up Richie and Gil were just staring at Jane and Olivia absolutely starstruck

Richie insists he can surf

He can not

Gil loves competing when it comes to water stuff (who can hold their breath longer, who can swim faster)

So does Buddy so the two of them just end up betting each other over and over again

Cynthia and Edward play chicken against Richie and Gil

[asexualasshat]

In the year 2024 Beverly Marsh is gonna get the opportunity to design for Chappell Roan. Obviously, the look becomes iconic. Also, the host for Chappell's SNL episode is Richie. She actually already knows who he is. He's a weirdo in a way she might even respect

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max to most: Fuckin nerd (derogatory)

Max to Richie: Fuckin nerd... (affectionate)

[derrypubliclibrary]

um. richie learns cool tricks on his bike to show off to the losers & eddie tries to lecture him on how dangerous it is & “yeah how many times did you fall learning to do that.” & generally acting unimpressed but he is cackling and cheering the whole time (hes soooo impressed).

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

along with the common "paul is richie's uncle" headcanon, i like to think that all of jon's human characters are related somehow

paul and gary and jerry are all related. gary and jerry are brothers, and they're paul's cousins. they had different fathers and spent their later childhood years in different houses, which is why one is jewish and the other one is Christian. they used to kind of get along but now they hate each other.

(for the record, paul thinks both of them are nuts.)

i like the headcanon of richie and trevor being twins. or daniel being richie's little brother. maybe daniel is gary's son. and in the timelines where daniel is "professionally" known as stopwatch, he's run away from home (i don't see gary as being a good father LMAO)

[dear-trash-diary]

Seems like this is page 1. Wow, 1989…