#rice cookers!!!

[hollowwhisperings]

that thing wherein you're reading something and just KNOW

"this person has completely forgotten that the characters here live in Japan/Korea/China/Russia"

and is, instead, writing like an American.

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[hinamie]

"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3

[layzeal]

ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker

[greeniegaes]

SQH and all of his meals in the modern age are made in the rice cooker. Like, yea, rice. But he’ll put a steamer basket on it and make dumplings. Make a boiled egg for breakfast.

Eventually he finds this guy online who looks drop dead gorgeous and he teaches people other stuff to make in rice cookers. Everything from cheesecake to curries to yoghurt. The dude is insanely good with the thing, and SQH is smitten with this one dish wonder guy.

Eventually he goes on social media and the first thing he found after making his noodles was that his favorite foodie died from food poisoning.

He accidentally also died after spilling his food.

Eventually after his transmigration he hears about this wondering cultivator who has this mysterious creation he made. So obviously SQH has to see it

SQH: “is that a rice cooker.”

SY: “…perhaps.”

SQH: “bro I missed those so much they are so useful

SY just kinda nods his head, no clue who this guy is and cautiously eating his yoghurt.

SQH: “ugh there was this really pretty food guy who used them for one pot meals. He died eating yoghurt and I can’t stomach the stuff anymore”

SY: “oh yea, that was me”

SQH:?!?

Like imagine realizing your fave online pretty boy foodie read your twenty million words of bad smut. Rest in peace SQH’s pride

[cryotters]

rice cat dreams of soy sauce fish 💭

[lelelego]

@malwaredykes's leigh because i like her very much ft. eli :^D

[kabutone]

pls put in tags where you live. maybe throw in if you’re white or not. i remember in junior year offering to buy my roommates a rice cooker and they informed me they don’t have one on purpose. what a wild world some people live in

[dear-ao3]

can one of u please mansplain to me the rice to water ratio for white rice in a rice cooker please please please

[pizzazz-party]

WIP.

in the confines of your own shadow.

[vaatil]

Lindsay is my little pogchamp 😊 along with Courtney

[ivytea]

recently I got to make some little items with vograce sponsorship!! I made white rabbit and odd fortune-cat epoxy charms, lanyard, & washi tape. there's a more in-depth writeup on my insta but it was so exciting to make merch in an object format, hope everyone will enjoy too :^)) these will be available in my webshop along with tortoise prints!

[lokh]

I just read the instruction manual for a new rice cooker and it said not to do this. i have never not done this in my life and im filipino

[greeniegaes]

Adding on to my Rice Cooker AU

Shang Qinghua is tired of having to make tea. It happens multiple times daily. When he was in the modern world whenever he’d want hot water he’d just… use his rice cooker.

He asks to borrow the magical one from Shen Yuan. Who looks at him in horror over the statement.

“You…. You boiled water for tea… in a rice cooker?” Shen Yuan repeats, clutching his machine tighter.

“Yea! It was really nice and I didn’t have to watch over it. Just put the water and the tea bag-“

“YOU PUT THE TEA IN THE WATER WHILE TRYING TO BOIL IT??” Shen Yuan yelled, backing away

“YEA??? IT WAS EFFICIENT!” Shang Qinghua squawked, jumping out of his seat.

“THE FUCK IT WASNT!” Shen Yuan screeched

And they get into a whole argument about making tea

And no, Shang Qinghua doesn’t get the rice cooker, still.

[potato-lord-but-not]

It's so funny to look at your malevolent posts as a non listener because those four guys are just the Potatolord Polycule to me and I love seeing their cute little interactions with no context.

Anyway the previous anon has captivated me and now I have to know: who gets custody of the Stuff in these temporary divorces? Is John storming out with the rice cooker while Arthur gets the house? I'm so intrigued lmao

oh that’s so funny, I’m sure all of my malevolent posting comes off as very unhinged to those who don’t listen to it lmao, glad you enjoy it regardless!

And well. neither of them would get the house that’s for sure, since they’re all basically living in Noel’s apartment, and he’s definitely not letting anyone take it even just to make a point.

Arthur probably just shuts himself in a room for half the day, John definitely takes Arthur’s shit and hides it when he’s feeling really petty. When he’s real pissed however, he straight up just leaves. doesn’t tell anyone where here’s going and definitely won’t be home for several hours, sometimes not until the next day. that’s usually when Arthur goes to find him, with Noel’s assistance (detective moment)