#rhysand funny

[acomaflove]

Prompt: Why did you join the Night Court army?

Cassian: I’m Illyrian, so I didn’t have many other career path options.

Azriel: I had no say in the matter.

Rhysand:

Rhysand:

Rhysand: Honestly, 50% was that I had no choice………and the other 50% was daddy issues.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Feyre: Where are the boys?

Mor: Oh, you didn't know?

[incorrectacotarblog]

Cassian: the word daddy has been so sexualized

Cassian: my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something

[copypastus]

@officialrhysandweek Day 7 - Free Day

Following @praetorqueenreyna's vision I redrew some romantic comedy posters with a Rhysta flavor.

Happy Rhysand Week!

[high-queen-feyre]

Look guys! I found the inside of Rhysand's brain!

I just know dude is HIGH KEY obsessed with Feyre being the love of his life and his little family of three.

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

[azrielsshadows42]

Nyx: Why is it called a painting?

Nyx: It's done. It should be called a painted.

Rhysand: *sobbing* Nyx, please, it's 4AM... go to sleep.

Cassian: He's right though

Rhysand: STAY OUT OF OUR ROOM!

[viktoriaashleyyx]

I want to know the mental gymnastics that RhySAnd did to get from:

Nah it's cool to go into Feyres mind and read her sexual thoughts out loud to Tamlin and Lucien to embarass her. (Acotar)

To

I could just go into the Illyrian generals' minds and make them not treat the females like shit but that's a line I won't cross. (Acofas)

[washmchineheart]

art by frostbite.studios and charliebowater

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

related, i truly believe that any stan gunning for an adaptation don’t realize acotar’s success is dependent on the fact that it’s textual and not visual. like with text, interpretation shapes understanding but with video you can’t really look at feyre getting drugged and being forced to dance over and over again and say “oh yeah this is helping her” like acotar will not survive contact with the general public

[blindlydancing]

sometimes I think about the snowball fight after the elriel bc and the fact azriel put rocks in the snowballs he threw at rhys

[acomaflove]

Feyre: *summons wings for the first time*

Rhysand, externally:

Rhysand, internally:

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Rhys recently.

Feyre: No, Cassian, it's not what it looks like. I swear.

Cassian: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Feyre: No! You're the only one for me.

Cassian: Is that so?

Feyre: I promise. Rhysand and I are just bonded, okay? He's my mate.

Cassian: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?

Feyre: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Cassian: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Feyre: Of course!

Rhys:

Rhys: What the-

[incorrectacotarblog]

Cassian: ran into Azriel in the kitchen at 1 a.m. and when I asked him what he was doing he shrugged and said “these are my roaming hours”

[shallyne]

Rhys: How's your head?

Feyre: I haven't had any complaints yet

Rhys: Excuse me?

Feyre: I'll live

[uukipi]

this ship is so funny to me get it rhysta stans