#rey mansplains

[bamgyw]

hi my dear, I recommended your au to two friends and they are obsessed just like me! I was talking to one of them about soobin and now I'm thinking about something... what did yn's father do to make soobin not talk to her like that anymore... like they didn't know each other... he even treated her like if it was something sinful (that's what I think from the way he talks about her with beomgyu) it even seems like something that was contaminated by her father…

i’m going insane thinking about it

(right so i've discussed this with op on private chat first because i wasn't sure what they meant. but now i do, so i can answer properly)

so this is the bit you're referring to;

"when daddy found out, he locked himself into the master bedroom with soobin one morning and didn't let him go until the sun began to hide.

soobin left that room broken and dead in life, just like his mom, but he didn't have one single bruise. maybe daddy really was god, after all. soobin never spoke to you again."

and guess what. I'M NEVER GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. i know what i think happened. but the feeling is much more powerful if i leave it for you to imagine.

so there you go.

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you’re my little sparkle jump rope queen

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spilled ink

[bluelisblu]

blank space taylor swift moment

[boys4breakfest]

I partied to hard

[reireichu]

attention asylum inmates, it is with sincere regret and pain that i must inform you that as of s02e06, ARMAND STILL HAS NOT YET FUCKED THE OLD MAN.

[slag4russianguys]

I hope after I use the barbells at the gym this is what they look like to men

[if-you-see-me-run-away]

Ootd :D

[envynymph]

cinema was never the same

rewired the chemistry of my brain honestly

[bamgyw]

i know yeonjun's supposed to be evil spirited and a horny bastard in six nights but i wanna know ur thoughts on him being That but also silly in like,, an adorable way....... sometimes.... bc i want him.. badly. kinda!

hi !! i love this kind of ask so much mhhpfnjsjsk. now i get to go on an insufferable rant. thanks for indulging me, god bless you.

so, the thing about yeonjun in six nights is that he's supposed to be entitled. someone who has had it easy in contraposition to beomgyu, soobin and the mc. he's silly and nonchalant because he gets to be. he has nothing to lose. no inquisitive religious authorities, no economic struggles, no beating waiting for him at home.

it's a very specific type of sheltered / unmarred boyhood, haven't u met someone like that irl? the type of boy who is confident and conceited because he has never been questioned or reprimanded.

yeonjun is greedy, too, and gets angry when he can't have it his way. he gets totally jealous at the possibility of the mc being into someone else, just at the slightest sign of disinterest from her.

(and all this greediness and sense of obervearing self-esteem is a product of how he was brought up. his dad is literally a big mighty capitalist, taking as much as he can from less powerful people just to accumulate wealth.)

but still. yeonjun is also quick witted,,, really charismatic, and obviously good-looking. the kind of person who's a walking red flag but you're down bad for anyway because of how attractive they are.

everyone wants him, and he's used to people wanting him, and he thrives on that feeling of being worshipped and glorified. which is fucked up, but it's hot! confidence is hot, and boldness his hot, and he knows that.

he also represents a sense of unrestrained lust and sex for the sake of sex. which i think is really appealing in this context of repression and religious guilt. a kind of bacchanalian fantasy. he's open about being sexually attracted to the mc, and keeps on planting nasty scenarios in her mind.

so it's an universal struggle, how hot he is even though he's mean spirited and cruel. classic,,,, bad boy appeal, i guess.

a side of him is for those who would've had a desperate crush on the popular boy from school, cute and funny, makes everyone laugh, skirt-chaser and praised for it, the whole pack.

and another side of him is for the denigration kink, autodestructive girlies. manipulative, aggressively horny, spits filth non-stop.

depends on your personal interpretation, and that's okay !! the two overlap for me, but idk,,

sheesh i cannot shut my ass up. sorry.

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collection of random customisable shit i made on amazon at 4 in the morning

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Streaming Lana

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we did look stupid on Dec 20 2019, but not because we were wrong, but because the story was sabotaged.

[chosolala]

jjk characters at american highschool ˙⋆✮

i’ve been seeing this silly headcannons all over tiktok for other anime so i thought i’d make a jjk version but here’s the type of student i think characters would be at an american school :]

characters: yuji, megumi, nobara, gojo

yuji itadori

never has a ride and failed his drivers test

genuinely tries to pay attention but never has any idea what’s going on

“class clown” but is actually kinda funny unintentionally

wears sports brands for all his clothing

goes off campus for lunch everyday even if he isn’t supposed to

gets invited to every party but never ever goes

“i’ll do it for a dollar”

does no extra curricular school activities despite a bunch of his peers asking him to join their teams and stuff

tiktok shop fidget toy victim, bro has a pop it phone case

constantly getting caught for being on his phone in class

hes the type of guy whos phone will randomly start blasting music bc he forgot to mute it

dont ask him if he has a pencil

megumi fushiguro

mansplains

actually so sassy at first, like if you talk to him and he had no prior intention on reaching out to you he doesn't wanna talk to you

type of guy to do all the work on the group project in one night because he doesnt trust you

brings local business iced coffee to school every day in first period

has a car and only gives people rides in return for favors

probably in like theater but works behind stage

takes really good notes, ppl ask to take pictures to study

like the entire school knows him but he ONLY knows his friend circle dont ask him abt anyone else

probably randomly gets philosophical during the conversation

makes tiktoks where he just stares into the camera and ruffles his hair a few times with a lana del rey song in the background (half his comments are lana stans calling him a poser or something)

tries to put girls onto his niche music taste and its just like birds dont sing by tv girl

nobara kugisaki

buys into every microtrend ever but is always trendy

always drinking those bottled starbucks frappes you can get in vending machines

everyone thinks she might be gay

makes tiktoks in school of her and her friends dancing and stuff and you are DEF in the background like passed out or picking your nose lol

talks over the teacher despite them shushing her and her friends multiple times then is shocked when she gets kicked out of class

she is the ultimate girls girl, shes so nice to girls despite looking mean but she will jump a man so quick if he steps out of line

probably like on the track team

goes to the mall sometimes during lunch instead of eating

has skipped in the bathroom and had to hide with her legs on the toilet before

satoru gojo (as a teacher)

extremely unprofessional

sometimes when he doesnt feel like teaching he puts on like wall-e and just has a movie day

literally all in everyones business, students come to him with their problems before they tell the school counselor

like he has some of his students numbers and they gen vent to him and are like friends with him

NEVER teaches, he just posts power points online and gives test every few weeks

orders kfc for lunch

maki zenin

everyone thinks she and nobara are girlfriends

takes all her notes on her ipad

she does NOT play about school field day

always brings medicine, feminine products, deoderant, anything you might need maki has it

kind of the mom friend

probably in like cross country

has the fattest hydroflask water bottle and is constantly getting up to refill it

very organized school supplies

has college stickers on all her stuff

gen takes school seriously

sometimes goes out to eat with the others but often spends lunch alone in the library reading or studying while she eats

brings a tote bag instead of a bookbag

inumaki toge

also always has medicine

will text you at 2am on a school night asking u to get on duos

his mom packs his lunch for him and the group picks on him for it

he is the funny friend nobody is checking up on

for some reason he speaks fluent spanish (he is not hispanic in case you didnt know)

texting during class but never gets caught

also skips class sometimes but actually goes off campus with people instead of the bathroom

sometimes makes brainrot comments

will ask to copy your homework but will let you copy his next time as a thanks

has the worst handwriting ever almost unreadable, ts has teachers breaking down the syllables and stuff trying to decode his essay

also vents in his english essays

kento nanami (as a teacher)

openly talks shit about the principals and higher up staff to his students literally any chance he gets

constantly breaking school rules he does not gaf if he gets fired

leaves the class alone sometimes to go talk to other teachers

all the girls lowkey have a crush on him (he has no idea)

has a seating chart but for like 3 students, so if youre unproblematic he keeps you with his friends

probably has a class pet, like a hamster even though he isnt allowed to, he dont gaf

still gives all his assignments on paper

leaves a gold star sticker if you score a 90+

always messing with higher up staff any chance he gets