#buddy daddies incorrect quotes
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
mommyesque · 2 years ago
Text
Suwa Rei in a nutshell :
Tumblr media
5K notes · View notes
spiteful-sapphic · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
little creature vs overhead lighting
2K notes · View notes
otomeblcass · 2 years ago
Text
Kazuki: We can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Bud!
Rei: Manslaughter it is then
Kazuki: NO
509 notes · View notes
tazernatic · 2 years ago
Text
[confronting the boss]
rei: you're outgunned.
kazuki, hyping him up: what?
rei: outmanned!
kazuki, smirking: outnumbered, outplanned!
rei: and this is kazuki, my right hand man.
161 notes · View notes
laywinchristopherr · 9 months ago
Text
*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*
Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.
Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?
Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-
Bobby: -you're hired.
2K notes · View notes
Text
Ravi: Damn, nice watch, Eddie. Eddie: Thanks, Buck bought it for me. Hen: Didn't he also buy you that gold chain you're wearing? Eddie: Yeah, he's been buying me a lot of things. Armani cologne, a new tablet, bluetooth headphones. He's been so generous lately. Hen: You got yourself a baby daddy who is also your sugar daddy? I'm impressed. Eddie: What? Buck is neither of those. Chim: Hate to break it to you, but Buck might be your sugar daddy. Eddie: No! He just likes buying me gifts! Ravi: It's giving sugar baby in denial.
369 notes · View notes
thelemonsqueezr · 11 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
saw a thing on twitter and well... you know i had to do it to 'em
709 notes · View notes
incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 10 months ago
Text
Madam Yu to Jiang Fengmian: A-Cheng can’t have a dog but you bring home a child?
198 notes · View notes
sleepy-bebby · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
705 notes · View notes
mommyesque · 2 years ago
Text
This one only barks. This one bites.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
290 notes · View notes
dat-is-i · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
leif and rei are the same character and you cannot convince me otherwise
312 notes · View notes
otomeblcass · 2 years ago
Text
Kazuki: Kitten, I'll be honest, daddy's about to kill himself
Rei: Me talking to my cat.
Rei: I've been informed this wasn't about cats.
90 notes · View notes
hubbydaddies · 2 years ago
Text
Unapologetic
Stranger: Aww, your daughter is adorable! Let me guess; Mom is busy at home?
Kazuki: Actually-
Rei: *Smirks* He considers himself the mom.
Kazuki: I swear, you never let that go-
Stranger: Why would he- oh… I see… I didn’t realize that the restaurant welcomed sinners.
Rei: *Death glare* What?
Miri: *Oblivious* Papa’s, what are ‘sinners?’
Kazuki: Don’t worry about it, Miri-
Rei: No, I wanna hear what she has to say.
Stranger: Your kind really do have no shame-
Kazuki: Okay. Why don’t we all relax? Besides, it’s not like that. He and I are just-
Rei: *Kisses Kazuki* Actually, it is like that.
Rei has had to deal with homophobia from his dad his entire life. I don’t doubt he would pull Kazuki into a dramatic dip kiss whenever any stranger had something to say, even when they weren’t together.
344 notes · View notes
tutiram · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
239 notes · View notes
emeraldsworld · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
buddy daddies incorrect quotes
394 notes · View notes
Text
Hen: Explain to us again how your baby daddy—
Eddie: Buck is not my baby daddy!
Chim: And your almost sugar daddy—
Eddie: Tommy is not my sugar daddy!
Ravi: Started dating each other?
Eddie: I don't know.
Hen: It's ok Eddie, two tops dating means they have to take turns until they find a bottom, you still have a chance.
Eddie: I'm not a bot— You think?
720 notes · View notes