#buddy daddies incorrect quotes

[mommyesque]

Suwa Rei in a nutshell :

[spiteful-sapphic]

little creature vs overhead lighting

[otomeblcass]

Kazuki: We can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Bud!

Rei: Manslaughter it is then

Kazuki: NO

[tazernatic]

nah but imagine how the conversation went before they decided to make the breakfast for kazuki

miri: i wanna make something yummy for papa!

rei: yummy?

miri: yup, like his french toasts~

rei: no way, that's too difficult.

miri: so papa rei... can't do it?

rei, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this—

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Kazuki: *cooks*

Rei: *ungratefulchild 25 year old man*

Miri the actual child: DELICIOUS 2764 compliments to the CHEF I have absolutely no idea who either of you are but whateverrrr tbf though mamas cooking is simply just better though actually

Kazuki:

[fckwinnchrstopher]

*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*

Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.

Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?

Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-

Bobby: -you're hired.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Ravi: Damn, nice watch, Eddie. Eddie: Thanks, Buck bought it for me. Hen: Didn't he also buy you that gold chain you're wearing? Eddie: Yeah, he's been buying me a lot of things. Armani cologne, a new tablet, bluetooth headphones. He's been so generous lately. Hen: You got yourself a baby daddy who is also your sugar daddy? I'm impressed. Eddie: What? Buck is neither of those. Chim: Hate to break it to you, but Buck might be your sugar daddy. Eddie: No! He just likes buying me gifts! Ravi: It's giving sugar baby in denial.

[thelemonsqueezr]

saw a thing on twitter and well... you know i had to do it to 'em

[this-is-krikkit]

kidnapper: so i have your kid

levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up

levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Madam Yu to Jiang Fengmian: A-Cheng can’t have a dog but you bring home a child?

[mommyesque]

This one only barks. This one bites.

[kozukenbsf]

protect them at all cost

[otomeblcass]

Kazuki: Kitten, I'll be honest, daddy's about to kill himself

Rei: Me talking to my cat.

Rei: I've been informed this wasn't about cats.

[tazernatic]

kazuki: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

kyu-chan: you're a hazard to society.

rei: and a coward, do twenty.

[sleepy-bebby]

[dat-is-i]

leif and rei are the same character and you cannot convince me otherwise