#rewatching torchwood

[dang-dood]

i completely forgot that house md was canon in torchwood

[dentpx]

Being an adult is so crazy i have to navigate the world like I’m not constantly thinking about Jack and his messed up life

[jamieysalamir]

R.I.P Ianto Jones. It's been 15 years please come back 😭

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Say what you want about Torchwood, but at least everyone's bisexual

[toshikosato]

That's one hell of a job.

[goodnightbirdy]

jesus christ just thought about the "well you dont know me.. but i know you" audio and jack harkness again.

torchwood relapsing lol

just the fact that the party in The End of The World is the face of Boe's party. Jack's party. He invited the Doctor hoping to see them one more time, he didnt know it was going to be his Doctor- he didnt know it was going to be with Rose. He didn't know or care which doctor showed up with which companion, he only wanted to see his old friend as his planet burned.

But it was his Doctor, it was his Rose. He watched two of his oldest loves friends fall in love for the first time. In an act of pure selfishness, wanting desperately to see the Doctor, he invited them and accidently sponsors their love story. They have no idea who the face of Boe is, and Rose never finds out, 9 never finds out- but Jack knows. Jack knows he got peace from watching them fall in love, on accident.

(sorry dps moots, this was a moment of weakness)

[lesbiandonnanoble]

ranking torchwood members by how nightmarish the blunt rotation would be. number 6 ultimate least worst is gwen but only because i love drama so much and don’t mind comforting people if they cry. any smoke sesh w gwen you’d walk away knowing the funniest most insane interpersonal drama on the planet. three hits in her eyes would already be getting red and she would lean over and say “SWEAR to me you won’t repeat this to anyone, but” gwen babygirl i am all ears. i would roll for you and just sit and watch you smoke it. at #5 honorary mention for suzie. she would find the perfect music for the vibe. she would roll an immaculate joint. the conversation would be heartfelt, pleasant. real.. by the time i realize i’m slowly dying and she’s gaining strength i wouldn’t even care tbh. ideal joint-sharing experience. #4 would be owen because i know that as long as i laughed at his jokes he would smoke me up indefinitely. his delusion that he’s cool and badass would get more embarrassing and apparent when high like mac it’s always sunny levels . and you might have to suffer some hero complex stories but i just know his very cool-looking bong has crystal clear water the second he knows anyone’s coming over. #3 is easily ianto. high chances of bringing a really uncomfortable weird energy to any smoke sesh. i once met a guy who said he’d been practicing rolling joints since he was a kid with paper and pencil shavings and then rolled the joint that fucked me the hardest i’ve ever experienced and that’s what smoking ianto’s shit would be like. except he’s just sitting there looking at you with wet dog eyes the whole time. his vibe would be still weirdly too professional, like the business major who tries to network at house parties. toshiko my lady.. second worst person to smoke with in torchwood not for any awful reason. her jokes would be the funniest out of all of them. her laugh would be enchanting. but you can tell she’s so nervous and trying too hard and the vibe gets more and more awkward and you desperately want to tell her it’s fine but you worry calling attention to it might make her feel worse and you stare at her and she stares at you, takes a beautiful bong rip, and says something so self deprecating you have to look away. the #1 most nightmarish person to share a joint with in torchwood is obviously jack. he pulls out a bag of purple shit, a strain he informs you is called ‘megacock OG’, and loads it into his 23rd century fucking instant vaporizer and promises it’s “got a hell of a kick” and you blink and it’s 20 minutes later and you’re flinching nearly shitting yourself every time his stupid fucking dinosaur swoops overhead ,sweating buckets, and he’s grinning slapping the table laughing opposite you while his genuinely cringeworthy sex stories, seemingly endless, ring in your ears like churchbells.

[dang-dood]

nothing like a coffee made by a bisexual barista

[spookygengar]

I am correct.

[quietwingsinthesky]

my favorite thing about torchwood was how well they created the world’s most toxic work environment while also never leaving you in doubt that these people love each other, so much.

[ninthdoctorr]

they keep killing suzie is such a good but also frustrating episode because we got indira varma giving the performance of a lifetime giving suzie so much complexity and the conversations with gwen especially in the car are so fucking good

and then back on the base the rest of the team are locked in because suzie turned a man into a sleeper activation code based on a poem and they need the isbn of the book to fix it which they get from the cops after letting them make fun of the torchwood team for a while.

the tone guys!!!

[justatallstick]

rewatching torchwood fkr the first time in like 4 years and when i tell you the HUUH i let out when one of cpt jack harkness’s first phrases is “contraceptives in the rain,, love this planet,,least i won’t get pregnant,, never doing THAT again.” like oh yeah. i forgot the show is just LIKE that

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Hate Torchwood. Why am I crying over some white guy in the army

[aw-shit-my-ulna]

the urge to rewatch torchwood is battling with the pain of actually rewatching torchwood

[itsatorchwoodthing]

im the same age ianto was in s2, girl we should be at the club

[its-that-gay-fox]

something i’ll never forget about coe day four is that all the political people who were watching the 405 saw ianto die and saw jack die. they saw that love and dedication and i bet they didn’t care. i bet they just saw pointless replaceable people die. not someone’s partner, or parent, or child. and that’s why they were willing to give up the children. they saw a way to stay on top, not the lives they were giving up.