#retirement period

[sportsthoughts]

intermission graphics or sid being summoned back to the mothership?

[countmothra]

Love that after Nihil eats the forever weed brownie after getting dumped, he trips balls and briefly imagines the world of 1984 by George Orwell. Like,

look me in my eyes and tell me that the tower with the giant fucking eye doesn’t radiate “big brother is always watching” vibes.

[bdor1995]

this is not me being defensive but i feel like the fact that elvis is dead puts a lot of things in perspective ie: elvis impersonators in las vegas are doing that not 'with permission' like some kind of. respectful elvis impersonation school (like clown school) given permission by elvis himself. they're just doing that. and also the most recent biopic DID NOT get elvis' permission or input like weird al making his own biographic film. they did that bc he's dead. also i think tom parker shouldve been hit in the head really hard with a rock

[hollyhomburg]

Y E S i live for sad bily facts

Okay so! Hiding them in the tags cuz I’m on mobile enter at your own risk

[typicalopposite]

Ok soooooooo I’m gonna go out on a limb with this speculation here…

This can completely be blown out of the water if Bobby doesn’t pull through next Thursday 💔 and I will be coming for all the people who kept bringing up how over due we were for a main character death! I will be sending each of you a copy of my therapy bill.

I think he will have to be on leave clearly to get better and we will get an interim Captain… if that’s Gerard then the drama will be INSANE but will give plenty of storylines for inside the firehouse.

Bobby I think at some point in his recovery will realize he didn’t want to retire and start working to get better so he can return to his team. But at some point they will be able to get rid of Gerard and one of the team (I VOTE BUCK, HE DESERVES IT) will take over, because it needs to be run by one of them to be run the way Bobby ran it. And I think towards the end Bobby will see that they are going to be ok without him. And he will really retire.

(And I’m not gonna lie if that’s how the series ends I would be ok with it… unless he’s still there for the next season)

[lazaruspiss]

goodnight sweet prince

[mrstsung]

I will take only these liu kang's.

I will not take liu kang as a god.

And will not accept him anything more or less.

THIS IS LIU KANG TO ME!

Because if he ain't an actual spunky,(fire)ball of sunshine,humble,baby dragon of a man/monk. I don't want him.

Do him right or not at all.

Same with kung lao,and few other characters but that's for another time.

[razorfst]

i know i'm getting old when all the football/soccer players i watched as a kid that got me into the sport are now retiring in general or from international play to then retire soon from the sport itself and i hate it here

[ralith]

I think retired trio Optimus would be really into historical roleplay. Like they'll settle on a time period and Optimus will give Hide a textbook so the man can brush up on his history for authenticity.

Or he and Ironhide talk early in the day about what they might want and later that evening Optimus gives Ironhide a script of potential dialogue options and scenarios to review and select.

"You have an hour to brush up on my notes. I'll be waiting in the bedroom."

[truly-quirkless]

@djsouled asked:

[ sms ] what are the odds you can cover for my english class today, eh? say one of our favorite blonds ('sides you, of course) started coming down with something. :)

[Unprompted. || Accepting!]

Yagi tilted his head. It wasn't often that his phone went off for reasons other than missions- so to see Yamada's contact flash on the screen caused him a small deal of worry. He was quick to unlock the device, heading to the chat in question--- and relaxing slightly, though his concern was not fully abated.

[Present Mic] [what are the odds you can cover for my english class today, eh? say one of our favorite blonds ('sides you, of course) started coming down with something. :)]

A small chuckle escaped him at that.

[Self] [The odds are one in one. Just send me whatever lesson plans you have, and I'll look them over when I have the chance. Do you want me to pick up anything later? I can make a rather nice soup for the funniest blond, if you want.]

He could let Nezu know that he'd be taking over Yamada's English courses for the day. Of course, Yagi had already spent all of his hours...- He couldn't just let villains slide!- But at least he'd be able to teach as his True Form. Another day as 'All Might's personal assistant', it would seem...and slightly, this time, Yamada's.

That caused another soft chuckle.

[Self] [There isn't a quiz today, is there?]

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Hey, Kakashi-sama... you know you're very cute, right?

Maa, where is this coming from, all of a sudden?

'Cute' isn't the word I'd use, but I appreciate the sentiment. You can thank Tsunade, Shizune, and the council's combined efforts of whipping me into shape. And introducing lotion to my daily routine. And shoving me at an actual barber to cut my hair. I don't even slouch anymore when I'm not at home.

[mariocki]

Anthony Ainley guests as medical specialist Josef Kerston, a doctor but also (shock!) a villain, in The Adventurer: The Bradley Way (1.4, ITC, 1972)

[patchofvoid]

Thinking about Triumph….

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Tenzin may be the airbender but he is the least nomad of his siblings does this make sense

[amazingdeadfish]

I already wrote a comment asking about 'mama LBD', but I have another question, if LBD had to teach them everything again, does that mean they had THE TALK? because I think it would be really funny to know how they came to that conversation.

Y'know what? I've thought about this before. And y'know what the answer that I came to?

Yes. Yes she did. She did give them the talk.

And y'know what? Y'know what buddy?

Here. Take this. Because I don't know if I'll ever release other stories like this one. It's set before LBD was imprisoned:

~~~

This is the only warning: This includes an explanation of how reproduction works.

"How are there so many of them?" They asked her one day. It was rather strange to say the least, standing here in this village, filled with humans of all shapes and sizes. They looked like them, that's for sure, and they could understand them, yet they still felt like they stuck out like a sore thumb (even though they went unnoticed, along with their Lady). In this village, they felt rather out of place amongst the majority. This was not a pace they belonged to, nor anywhere else. They only felt like they belonged to the Lady Bone Demon.

"Elaborate," she simply questioned.

"Humans," they said, "why are there so many of them?"

She turned to them slowly, with a rather peculiar expression on her face. A sense of dread seemed to wash over her, and her face scrunched up ever so slightly. Then she turned back to looking at the people around the two.

"Reproduction," she hesitantly confessed. "I... Suppose you had to ask eventually."

"Is that a concept or a thing, my lady?" They inquired, tilting their head a little.

"It is a process of sorts," she continued, quite careful with her elaboration. "There's two types. Asexual and Sexual. Asexual is where there is one individual, who makes a clone of themselves to make another individual. Sexual, the method that humans use, is where a female and a male-" she hesitated, "come together to create a child."

"A child is one of those little things, right?" They said, pointing at some children nearby.

"Yes. But do not point, it is rude," Lady Bone scolded gently. Her hand quickly pressed their pointed hand down and they lowered it immediately.

"Apologies," they mumbled. After a moment of silence, they asked, "so like, how does it work though? Do humans sort of just, magically create one?" After making some strange gestures in the air, ones that barely supported their point, Lady Bone let out an exasperated sigh.

"Humans have reproductive organs," she said, "specifically to reproduce. These organs have to, come together in order to make an offspring. A female has a vagina, and a male has a penis. However every so often there will be individuals who might carry both. Those people are intersex. Demons also typically bear either one or two of those sexual organs, depending on what type of demon they are."

And after much, much hesitation, Lady Bone Demon glanced at them, seemingly regretting what she was going to say next.

"And you also have a reproductive organ. The male kind."

Immediately, they widened their eyes, and glanced all over their body. Patting it down under their armour as they tried to find what she was talking about.

"What is it?" They asked. Because they really did not know what it was. Did humans reproduce with their arms or something? Was that just another word for arms...? They did not know. They really did not know.

When they finally looked back up to her, Lady Bone Demon, reluctantly, still wearing the sense of dread on her face, gestured to their crotch.

Without even a single bit of hesitation, they pulled on the hem of their pants a little outwards, just by enough so they could peak to look.

"Is that what that thing is for-?" They blurted out. Only to immediately be interrupted by their Lady who exclaimed.

"Oh you will not do that in public! Take your hand away," she scolded. Her hand made the shooing gesture, and they quickly withdrew their hand and let their pants go back to covering their legs and crotch.

"Apologises," they mumbled again, feeling rather shameful now. She simply shook her head, letting out a sigh. But after another moment of silence, they knew they had to ask something else.

"So... Did you asexually reproduce me then?" They asked, "because... You created me by yourself, right?"

"No," she curtly replied. "I did not asexually create you because you are not a clone of me."

"Oh."

"And I did not reproduce you either, it is more -" she hesitated, her face scrunching up a little once more. "it is more as if I produced you, rather than reproduce. Because you are artificially created."

"Ah... I see."

So... Apparently there is a difference. Good to know.

"Enough questions," she huffed out, "we ought to cleanse this village. If you do it fast enough then perhaps we will even arrive at the next one near the neighbouring mountain."

"At your service, my Lady!" They exclaimed happily. Pulling out their sword and bowing at her, "I will make quick work of it!"

~~~

Annnnnnnd that's how the Mayor learned what sex is. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[cinamun]

Desire for miss dira!

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

Oh this is a good one friend, but I'm feeling like I'm getting a good read on the good sis now that she's older. I think she wants money

..... lots of it.

I think she has expensive taste like her momma. She watched her dad give her momma anything she wanted even when her momma could get whatever she wanted her damn self. I think she associates getting what you want with men so.... we should be mindful of that as this story keeps progressing. Is she open with it? Nope because I don't even think she sees it yet. I don't know how ruthless she is so I'm not sure what she'd do to fulfill it, especially since she has access to wealth already. But I bet she doesn't have much time for anyone without enough of it.