#//sickness be evillll

[truly-quirkless]

@djsouled asked:

[ sms ] what are the odds you can cover for my english class today, eh? say one of our favorite blonds ('sides you, of course) started coming down with something. :)

[Unprompted. || Accepting!]

Yagi tilted his head. It wasn't often that his phone went off for reasons other than missions- so to see Yamada's contact flash on the screen caused him a small deal of worry. He was quick to unlock the device, heading to the chat in question--- and relaxing slightly, though his concern was not fully abated.

[Present Mic] [what are the odds you can cover for my english class today, eh? say one of our favorite blonds ('sides you, of course) started coming down with something. :)]

A small chuckle escaped him at that.

[Self] [The odds are one in one. Just send me whatever lesson plans you have, and I'll look them over when I have the chance. Do you want me to pick up anything later? I can make a rather nice soup for the funniest blond, if you want.]

He could let Nezu know that he'd be taking over Yamada's English courses for the day. Of course, Yagi had already spent all of his hours...- He couldn't just let villains slide!- But at least he'd be able to teach as his True Form. Another day as 'All Might's personal assistant', it would seem...and slightly, this time, Yamada's.

That caused another soft chuckle.

[Self] [There isn't a quiz today, is there?]

[acheandbleed]

There is absolutely nothing that haunts my dreams more than imagining him looking desperate and whiny and soooo cute. What the fuck. Why does it make me want to choke him out though oops! I ♡ my ambiguous disorder

I recently cannot stop imagining him getting so horny and needy and humping against me and panting. AUUIGH

[moonalumi]

sick n evillll 💔 do you have a pic of what you were gonna wear? for reference points obviously no other reason…

- 🐰

was gonna wear this

[wildpeachfarm]

I feel like death (exaggeration)

My voice is wrecked and now I'm gonna suffer in gym 😞

- sick anon

GYM WHILE SICK IS EVILLLL

[t4tpumpkinduo]

Do you think one had a bad body image and would comfort the other in some way? Like, be it weight, their features (stunted wing growth, a broken horn), or generally being in the wrong body?

oh for sure! it deffo goes both ways as like uhh. cq cschlatt are both some of the few characters who have canonical nods to having eating disorders so that's its own whole thing.

cq insecurities obviously cuz of the. gestures shitty little wings that don't work fucking weak as hell in general. cschlatt insecurities weakness of her body and his issues w disability. and then getting weak as hell in general.

same w uhh transgendahisms. i've talked a bit abt their textually supported transmasc transfem swagger and mm. ithink cq isn't like. too hung up on anything? i think he gets mildly dysphoric at best, like. squirmy uncomfortable if he's called a girl in a context that isn't a guy being babygirled or him asking for it. but it's rlly not that serious, it's more a deeply uncomfortable inconvenience than anything like he could walk it off in a day. for cschlatt it super is the kill myself tournament with him competing for ultimate winner BUT. he does let his guard down abt it a Little in manburg, even though he doesn't fully accept it abt herself well into revival.

(like to be clear, i do think they both riff on eachother quite a bit, but it's considerably less targeted and malicious than ppl like to portray it as. 😭 literally everyone in the server is kind of mean and an asshole and pokes fun at eachother. ohhh q is so evillll schlatt is such a freakkkk omg. karl called quackity ugly and stupid and unlovable and i never see ppl posting that clip going owuwgh this is so chilling. bcs its rlly not that serious. 😭 they're playing toys q's fucking fine. and to be clear, these words Do affect characters, like the ableism schlatt faces or the body shaming tht q goes through but narratively speaking, the ppl saying stuff to them generally don't mean shit w the intent of severely harming anyone.)

that said though :] they do help eachothers out. cq tries to get schlatt to eat more where he can, drink some damn water for once, rest more. mb like kneads n massages at her to help w her aches whenever he can, or pulls people away when schlatt clearly needs a second due to the disorders without having the spotlight on something cschlatt clearly doesn't want to show. cq voice oh noooo i totally made extra food i guess we have to share oh nooo i totally made the bed super comfortable so now you have to lay down w me oh no ihave this leftover hot cider specifically to help w the circulation in your hands >___< guess you gotta help me now. and cschlatt grumbles and groans and whines and then does it anyways and bumps him abt it. fake ass emo i saw you wagging. i would never derail a post to coo abt beautiful adorable women (gripping the sink bloodshot eyes affirmation)

n fr cschlatt like. idk i think abt the stream where cq has retainers in and schlatt keeps poking fun at him and ribbing him and when someone else does, he starts nagging them? 😭 he starts telling them to fuck off and stop making fun of him so he like IS protective of him in that way. i also think he probably like. tries to help cq too, mb being very good at talking him down from paranoia or mental spirals, mb clears a space out whenever he's sick or outta it so he isn't near people who will freak him out, or makes excuses so they have to hole up doing v easy paperwork away from others so cq can rest and untense without having to watch his back and also not explain himself. #JUVIE #HELL

also their both bpdgirls so they're probably doing their best w that smile.

and again, i do think cschlatt does eventually open up a tiny bit abt girlisms. he wouldn't outright frame it as gender exploration, i think it'd be more of a. i won't unpack this but please call me this please and cq is more than happy to like coo and indulge him even though it completely flies over his head tht it could be anything more. ithink cschlatt would like. preen him or kinda. idk, it's probably harder fr him to be more earnest, more openly fond than cq who's so open smone should rlly stop him and or taze him but. like he'll hold his hand for comfort or bump him little ram style to say thank you instead of verbalizing it cuz his face is burning too hard to speak. quietly keeping eachother company during paperwork so neither of them get too bored or frustrated, or helping eachother w delusions or flashbacks even though they don't talk abt anything in detail. just a kinda quiet acceptance.

idk cpumpkins you will always be famous to me sorry abt the narrative and the dooming and all that. society if there wasn't an evil demon ghoul pitting two psychotic dudes against eachother, enabling their worst impulses, alienating them from their loved ones and then assisting them in their suicides so he could kidnap a child he's obsessed with

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

HELLO CAYDENNNN HOW ARE YOU DOING :))

HI WAMPUS ^_^ I AM DOING SICK AS IN ILL AS IN EVILLLL BUT I JUST TOOK A SHOWER AND I THINK IM NORMAL NOW SO SICK AS IN AWESOME AS IN COOL. HOW R U WAMPUS SUPMAWW MY DEAR FRIEND

[tboy-boone]

speaking abt commentary. in amatwq (which doesn’t have either of the actors just like producers or something idk.) THEY JOKE ABT A SCOTTHOPE DIVORCE. EVIL. SICK. TWISTED

TSK TSK TSK EVILLLL

[vamptits]

THIS IS SO SICK.. i love it beacuase im twisted and evillll

@vamptits this is just permentntly in the corner of my dash now. A reminder to keep the fire of hate aglow

[oflgtfol]

actually thinking about the razia's shadow characters now i think the main reason pallis is surprisingly popular despite having like, literally only two appearances, is that he was the only character in act 2 to have any character arc, despite being a background character

i find ahrima from act 1 so compelling because he has such an interesting character arc in such a short amount of time and it's so fun to dissect and think about... and then act 2 happens and like. hm.

adakias as the central protagonist of act 2 is just nowhere near as compelling as ahrima as the central protagonist of act 1 because adakias does not undergo any sort of change. his character does not improve, nor does he even DECAY like ahrima did he's just the same little boy he was at the very beginning. the biggest change he experiences is that he dies in the end. LMAO

which is like. annoying! because MAN adakias has the same flaws that ahrima had, they just manifest less destructively. he's self centered and he completely does not account for the way his actions may hurt other people just like ahrima did. but ahrima paid the ultimate price for that. and i mean okay i guess adakias dies in the end but he doesn't die to pay the price, he dies in a way that proves himself right in the end, so it's not any sort of like, ~reaping the consequences of your actions~ type of thing. he just died because well uwu his self centeredness was right, in the end!! he was in fact the rando who was prophesied to save the world. yay <3 /s

so he faces zero challenges despite the way he actively harmed anhura due to said self-centeredness and selfishness. he knew he was making her sick and he knew how to fix it - by going away - but instead he sent her on a wild goose chase to some weirdo fucking doctor who would enslave her as soon as he cured her just because adakias didn't want to break up with her and acknowledge that it was his fault or whatever the hell. and he's never challenged for this!!!

so adakias is just an annoying guy who exhibits the same flaws as ahrima but is never challenged for them nor does he face any consequences for them like ahrima did. despite his flaws, he stays the exact same character throughout the entirety of act 2 which is just so . unsatisfying

PALLIS HOWEVER. is a background character. he is not the central protagonist of act 2. in fact he's probably the closest thing act 2 has to an antagonist. pallis exhibits much more blatant flaws than adakias in that he's like, the willing servant of the ~evillll~ kingdom (whose evilness is only developed by them being like, mean to adakias LMAOO) and also down for murder at the end of the play.

but pallis also mirrors ahrima, interestingly enough!! not so much in the flaws themselves but in the overall character arc. he does something impulsively without thinking of the consequences, and then reaps the consequences of it. he has that delicious "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!" moment (not quite as dramatic as ahrima's </3 but still) and all that. so by impulsively trying to kill anhura, he accidentally kills adakias his brother instead, and thats what wakes him up to how wrong he was. and he changes in the end!!! he realizes he was wrong and then works to fix it by working with anhura to bring the light and dark back together again (another interesting parallel, or perpendicular? with ahrima, where ahrima caused the light/dark split with his mistake, and pallis helped SOLVE the split with his mistake. likewise, ahrima undergoes a character decay arc, and pallis undergoes a character... improvement arc? wont quite say redemption but he goes from EVILLLL to "good" in the end so)

so ultimately pallis is the one who undergoes an actual change in character over act 2 despite only having literally two appearances (but man were they bangers!) which instantly makes him a much more compelling character than adakias was. imo to me at least

[titan-mom]

Destiny: MIDNIGHT EXIGENT

Someone asked me to analyze what it says on the Sleeper Simulant about  “MIDNIGHT EXIGENT” and boy oh boy do I love what I found. (I am a sucker for AI stuff yes please!) I love decoding Rasputin speak. Enjoy the tasty meta!

He mentioned it was a theory that a line on the Sleeper Simulant implied another exotic weapon.

Subroutine IKELOS: Status=complete. MIDNIGHT EXIGENT: Status=still in progress. 

It’s not that that implies another weapon, it implies another directive for Rasputin. MIDNIGHT EXIGENT is all over the Rasputin cards. There’s a lot of AI speak down there so I bolded the things being examined to make skimming easier!

So let’s start at...

-IKELOS

From the Sleeper Quest, the Weapon Frame step:

“ Bunker perimeter defenses have repeatedly failed. Calling new mechanism IKELOS. Purpose: enable Guardians to secure key positions and other goals relevant to MIDNIGHT EXIGENT. “

IKELOS is the name of the fusion core we found during the Sleeper quest. It also refers to us! Rasputin has been nudging us around the system, dropping warsats, calling on us for aid in the bunker story mission and the SABER strike. Maybe even the one behind the mysterious patrol missions? The IKELOS core, and all of Sleeper Simulant was a gift to us! Zavala is worried about making contact with him, getting some cooperation going? No need, it’s already happened. Rasputin considers us, at the very least, a tool with which to fight the Darkness. I don’t think we are that high on the priority list for orbital death from above, despite the threats.

-MIDNIGHT EXIGENT

Ghost Fragment: Rasputin 3:

“ Total strategic collapse imminent. FENRIR HEART reports complete operational mortality. SURTR DROWN in progress but negative effect. Forecasts unanimously predict terminal VOLUSPA failure. “

“ I am declaring YUGA SUNDOWN effective on receipt (epoch reach/FORCECON variant). Cancel counterforce objectives. Cancel population protection objectives. Format moral structures for MIDNIGHT EXIGENT. ”

One of the early Rasputin cards. I always understood YUGA SUNDOWN as last ditch defensive effort. Rasputin recognizes the Darkness is alone. He will be alone too, it is the only way to win. He is cutting all ties to morality in order to win. He shuts himself down, boards himself up. Waits.

After Sundown comes Midnight. MIDNIGHT EXIGENT then, I assume is reawakening and fighting for survival. It specifically requires a different than normal moral structure though, a shift from “population protection” to “win at all costs.” Rasputin is essentially turning off his feelings, perhaps permanently. Any loss is an acceptable loss, whatever it takes to destroy the Darkness.

Now, that solves that for MIDNIGHT, but now we have even MORE fun stuff to look at!

-VOLUSPA

Ghost Fragment Darkness:

“ Promote event to SKYSHOCK: OCP: EXTINCTION. Activate VOLUSPA. Activate YUGA. Cauterize public sources to SECURE ISIS and harden for defensive action.

I am invoking CARRHAE WHITE and assuming control of solar defenses. ”

Sleeper Simulant Grimmore card:

“ Operation MIDNIGHT EXIGENT is NOT YET COMPLETE. Interim response necessity is IMPERATIVE.

Hypothesize that resource GUARDIANS may be leveraged to compensate for CDP inadequacies.

Reassign 12 percent of COSMO assets to new directive: declare IKELOS.

I am calling VOLUSPA and extracting subroutine DVALIN FORGE, to be modified and recompiled to comport to MIDNIGHT EXIGENT parameters. “

VOLUSPA is a defense protocol of some kind? Not a lot on it but it seems to be arming Rasputin or other allied forces in case of SKYSHOCK. IKELOS falls under this, because the gift of Sleeper is arming us. Rasputin hasn’t got the forces to fight all the enemies we have in our system, so he’s using us to fill the gaps. I’m not necessarily complaining, seems logical. I’m happy to be ground forces for a hyper advanced defensive AI, he knows what he’s doing.

-SKYSHOCK

Ghost Fragment: Darkness:

This is a SKYSHOCK ALERT.

Multiple distributed ISR assets report a TRANSIENT NEAR EXTRASOLAR EVENT. Event duration ZERO POINT THREE SECONDS. Event footprint includes sterile neutrino scattering and gravity waves. Omnibus analysis detects deep structure information content (nine sigma) and internal teleonomy.

No hypothesis on event mechanism (FLAG ACAUSAL). Bootstrap simulation suggests event is DIRECTED and INIMICABLE (convergent q-Bayes/Monte Carlo probability approaches 1).

SKYSHOCK means something from outside the system has arrived. Something preparing to destroy us. A logical failsafe to program into a Warmind intended to defend humanity. The Traveler arrived after all, it’s perfectly plausible something else less friendly will as well.

Nine sigma gets me interested, any potential mention of The Nine does. On The Nine card there is a line that says “The Nine are deep-orbit warminds who weathered the Collapse in hardened stealth platforms.” I still don’t know how metaphorical or literal we should take that card, but it’s another discussion and food for thought.

On another sidenote, note the “ACAUSAL” there, that’s code for “Hive Magic.“ The Darkness arrived, and it was Crota.

-DVALIN FORGE

DVALIN FORGE, if you recognize that name, is the things you pick up in the wild, turn into Banshee, and eventually get the Sleeper quest.

From DVALIN-RAS93-FR001

“ VOLUSPA subroutine DVALIN FORGE. Purpose: strategic arming of human forces in the face of CARRHAE WHITE emergency. “

Pretty much falls under the same concept as VOLUSPA and IKELOS. Create weapons, get more guns in the fight, survive the CARRHAE WHITE emergency. Being called DVALIN FORGE makes me think these weapons are being created, produced somewhere by an automated process, maybe something not unlike SIVA.

-CARRHAE WHITE

I copied pretty much all of the card because it’s all cool and all important.

From Ghost Fragment: Rasputin 5:

Under CARRHAE (WHITE or BLACK) If SECURITY STATE is EGYPTIAN If event rank is TEILHARD: TRAUMATIC CONTEXT or SKYSHOCK: OUTSIDE CONTEXT If VOLUSPA is ACTIVE and in FAILURE [[synapse to FENRIR::SURTR]] If YUGA is ACTIVE and in SUNDOWN If AI-COM has granted PERMISSIVE POTENTIATION to outboard resilient instances If a CIVILIZATION KILL EVENT is underway [[all flexions]] If tactical morality is built at MIDNIGHT

Stand by for DECISION POINT: If available ISR and WARWATCH indicates imminent [O] departure >then [O] departure compromises human/neohuman survival and epoch strategy Stand by for ABHORRENT IMPERATIVE: Activate LOKI CROWN Perform deniable authorization: full caedometric and noetic release Prevent [O] departure by any means available Stand by for effect assessment criteria: Coerce pseudoaltruistic [O] defensive action. Defer civilization kill. “

[O] is likely the Traveler. CARRHAE WHITE (OR BLACK?) is a situation of emergency surrounding the Traveler. Here, particularly, is a command that says if the Traveler attempts to leave, stop it at all costs, “coerce” it to defend us, and keep civilization alive. Pretty much confirms the old theory that Rasputin shot it to keep it in place. “ABHORRENT IMPERATIVE” implies it wasn’t necessarily malicious either. It was a last ditch course of action. Rasputin or at least his programmers did not want this eventuality, but planned for it.

“Pseudoaltruistic” is an interesting word to note there. Does that mean the Traveler isn’t actually protecting us, it’s protecting itself and we are just a byproduct? Or is it that the Traveler appears to be protecting us, but something else is going on? Time may tell.

What I really want to know, also, is the difference between CARRHAE WHITE and CARRHAE BLACK.

TLDR

SKYSHOCK- Enemies from outside the system have arrived.

CARRHAE WHITE- A state of emergency surrounding the Traveler.

MIDNIGHT EXIGENT- Turn off morality, use any and all assets to defeat the enemy at any cost.

VOLUSPA- Blanket routine for defensive actions, including the arming of allies under subroutines IKELOS and DVALIN FORGE.

IKELOS- Guardians are strategic assets. Use them.

DVALIN FORGE- Make guns, arm humanity, so they may fight.

[ravenousgf]

the way i NEED a full schedule at all times or i will fall back into Nocturnal Depressive Hedgehog vibes .. evillll sick and twisted

[technicolorlove]

(actually 5, fucking formatting) "Once again you're trying to make a sub-plot that has nothing to do with the bigger story into a main plotline" and what is the main plotline? I genuinely want to know what you think the "main plot" of rwby is because in my experience it has been "how do these four kids (now young adults i believe) handle the weight of the world being put on their shoulders" this show ISNT about stopping salem, salem is a fucking plot device. your LiS comparison is very apt because salem is like the storm from the first game. We had her flashback episode and quiet frankly she's a shallow character. She's more of a force of nature than a character with any depth. She's ULTRA EVILLLL cuz of the fuckin goo she fell in and like maybe if she hadnt gotten covered in the spooky goopy she would be more interesting? like someone who is so fundamentally broken by the loss of her husband that she is willing to turn her back on literally everything? someone who is so sick of life she would rather kill everyone on the planet so that she has a CHANCE of dying as well when she summons the gods back to remnant? As it stands she's basically a plot device made to put the characters up against a wall. That thing I said earlier about how this show is about how these girls react to having things FAR to big for them placed on their shoulders? Yang has to shoulder raising Ruby for most of their childhood, then has to shoulder her first mother running out on them while her second one dies. Ruby has to shoulder the weight of being a leader, then of being a superweapon, and also being the only people who seem to be willing to do what is necessary to try and combat salem. Weiss has to shoulder the weight of her family name being dragged through the mud by her abusive father and alcoholic mother, with a sister who ditched to go be a bootlicker and a brother who seemed to be being groomed to become a spitting image of her father(? said because in v4 he seemed quite ready to become the new heir but then later willow was like "dont leave him behind" so like clearly it wasn't a him thing) and also she had a really prejudiced view of the world and she needs to be responsible for changing that lol. Blake has to shoulder the weight of running from a revolutionary group where her creepy ex is gaining influence and also hiding the fact that she is a racial minority from everyone at school and also a former revolutionary (which might get her kicked out? we're a little loose on that). Also the show is called RWBY so forgive me for thinking that the show is about team RWBY overcoming adversity. If the show actually is just about stopping salem than this show is actually worse than I gave it credit for lol. Why have any of the bullshit in the first 2 volumes then?? like we had two whole seasons where the "main plot" wasn't relevant!! if we wanted the "main plot" to happen torchwick should have been caught robbing dust to dawn and gotten onto ironwood's ship that way. if your answer to this question is "character building and dramatic buildup" congrats! you found my point!

I wouldn't consider the crazy stalker ex angle a bad one for Adam (some people may disagree with me on this), but what I do wish had happened was building up to it more. And it sorta happened in this volume, where his oversight and cowardice at Haven resulted in him losing power. I just wish we had seen more of that fall yknow? How his desire for adoration and "justice" was fueled by his own ego. And the more power he lost the more the manipulative stalker ex boyfriend thing became prevalent. I also wish that his SDC brand went literally anywhere story wise. The fact that it's never brought up again (especially to WEISS) just sorta puts a big question mark on the end of his character. The fact that we don't even have a canon explanation for how he got it is even worse!! I have a lot of issues with how faunus are are used as a massive bludgeon with the word "RACISM" printed on it despite the writers' seeming unwillingness to actually discuss that topic. It takes Weiss all of two episodes to unlearn her prejudice but then she never uses any of her seemingly substantial power to actually DO anything about her father's business practices or for even make a switch to buying dust from local shops instead of straight from SDC itself. Imagine how much deeper Flint's jab at her would have been if we saw her actually trying to put in effort to undo the harm her family does to small businesses!!

I dunno I feel like they should have picked an angle for Adam and stuck with it. (Also i'm someone who likes Ironwood's fall and thinks it was well built up, so sue me)