#restrain myself

[stormbreaker-290]

H elp the brainrot is brainrotting oh dear

[crystalitecloudie]

Reblogging this so I am reminded to look at it later and not while I am at school

a new age-restricted chatroom just opened! ⚠ (minors dni) ⚠

↬ (click to view) missing you ↠

◇ characters ◇ zhongli, childe, al haitham

◇ tags ◇ minors dni, modern!au, afab!reader, fem!reader, sexting (childe, zhongli), phone sex (zhongli, al haitham), established relationship, lots of dirty talking, abs & dick pics (digitally drawn/manga panel style), petnames (baby, babe, sweetheart, dear, darling, princess, love), praise (good girl), light degradation (slut, pervert), begging, brat taming (zhongli, al haitham), orgasm denial (zhongli), mentions of sex tape (zhongli), dom/sub relationship (zhongli), mentions of blowjob (childe), implied breeding kink (childe), sex toy (al haitham), no actual pics from 'your' side (pictures sent as ‘blank’ pic) from because everyone’s bodies are different <3

◇ a/n ◇ yet another chatroom, and this time, a spicy one with a 'call' feature, as promised from wayyyy back last year lol i am praying and hoping and begging to rex lapis that this wasn't cringe or awkward but if it is then i will pretend not to hear and i will not perceive hskdjskdh also, al haitham’s part was inspired by this long-distance couple's sex toy.

◇ notes ◇ recommended to view via pc/laptop screen ◇ you will be prompted to give your name, but if you don’t feel comfortable you can skip them entirely - if you do give your name, the data will only be stored locally on your devices

some little tidbits / notes:

yes, the wallpaper changes based on your local time.

(optional) send me screenshots of your favorite interactions or line lol

if you have yet to see ‘This chat has ended’ then- well, the chat has yet to end! be patient, it might take him some time to reply~ ;)

if the ui glitches, try turning the screen upright, back down, and then wait for a little (thanks @/prinrestcess for the tip!)

© zhongrin | 2023 ◆ no repost. reblogs much appreciated. feel free to reach out to submit suggestions, feedback, comments, or if you just want to talk!

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[petricorah]

i mean, how could they not notice? [ids in alt]

[s0up1ta]

they're so doomed yaoi i hate them

full thing under the cut:

[crazyw3irdo]

izutsumi (izutsumi) compilation

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk kiki's delivery service/witch au bc i watched it recently so why not!

[unpretty]

the light outside our office kept flickering but we kept forgetting to put in a work order to have it fixed because we forgot about it until we were leaving and turning on the light for the night

so i finally just sent myself an email in the car to remind me when i got back to work, in all caps because i was mad this had been going on for weeks

which is why the first thing i saw when i got back after the long holiday weekend was this horror movie bullshit:

[thebenevolentvampire]

You don't like the goblet? Can we get rid of the goblet, please?

[lewkwoodnco]

a week in the life of London's youngest agency head (insp.)

[inkclover]

these bitches be gay

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[serendippertyy]

twiburst kiddos!! 💜❤️

I had so much fun putting together my startrix bios that I finally updated my twiburst ones!! ^^ I have been working on these two for so many years I love them sm heehee they truly are my babies 💜❤️

[lonelyzarquon]

Aubrey Plaza in Addicted to Fresno (2015)

[kyuyua]

Etho slab and big beans 💚💛❤️⚓️

[milkovichrules]

true love

[raileurta]

Emotional support humans

In this au the war ended before humanity got involved in it but for one reason or another we still find out about the bots. Standard fist contact stuff happens you know but the bots eventually realize how much calmer they are around humans.

Bots find it hard to go into statis when there's a high likelihood of being attacked in your sleep, but with humans those worries seem to just melt away. It's kinda weird to them to feel protected by a very small organic creature. Regardless stuff like this keeps happening so seeing an economic opportunity humans created "Flesh therapy." (Everyone thinks it's a terrible name but it was the one that stuck)

Flesh therapy could be but not limited to: cable straightening, therapy sessions, human cuddling, car washes, becoming living fidget toys or the main thing live in human therapy dogs.

It will vary but usually a human will live most of the time with a bot (the company will provide basic necessities) and help them through daily life. They have their own vest with cybertronian writing and a government issued work id.