#rest easy man

[idekwtf-is-happening]

Rest in peace Bob

[grungify]

i miss layne

[necklacings]

broadcast - you and me in time

[sketchquill]

Inspired by the pixel art @/xamag-draws’s made of the characters from Welcome Home, using their art as reference I did my best to attempt to recreate the same style using my WH OCs ＼(＾▽＾)／

[mhaikkun]

all bite, no bark

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[brainrot-jikan]

im sure the luka yanqing interaction will only come to a head when they face each other in a match or whatever and that's fine, and the initial interaction itself? literally everything i could have hoped for and more

but imagine, if the tournament takes several days/weeks and luka keeps running into yanqing

first time could by themselves, yanqing accompanies luka for tea or shows him around, settles into the lie

second time is near the tournament hall and luka (accompanied by stelle/caelus), waves enthusiastically and says, "oh hey, that's my friend! hey lengfeng!" and stelle says 🤨 and yanqing sweats profusely but she doesn't rat him out. (tho she probably does text him about it later)

third time maybe luka introduces ""lengfeng"" to his belobog friends and yanqing starts to think maybe this is fine, he'll never see these foreigners again and the odds of luka making it to the finals? probably not THAT good. he's fine

then he's out with general jing yuan and they run into luka and that's when he knows he's screwed up

(jing yuan wouldn't rat him out either, but he would think it was very funny)

(and he would make them all go to lunch together so he could bully the hell out of yanqing in real time)

[greywobbles]

Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog

Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God

Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.

Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.

May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.

Amen.

(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)

[paulic]

Rest easy Denny <3

[eosomit]

It'll be you soon

[marbledpython]

whoag.....it's the heads of the agency....

[necklacings]

Townes Van Zandt - St. John the Gambler

[carcarrot]

the first two episodes of night court are better than entire seasons of some shows

[herunswithscissors]

I'm the wife in my marriage.

It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.

But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

And yet she chose me.

So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.

And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.

(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )

Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.

I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.

Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮‍💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣

I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.

So yeah I'm the wife.

And I got a pretty good life.

[final-destination-headcanons]

In honor of Tony Todd, I’d like to post some William Bluddworth headcanons!

-since he was born on Halloween, his parents would tell him that it was a special day all for him, and everyone celebrated his birthday by dressing up

-Vietnam war draft dodger (I feel it in my heart)

-Decided to become a mortician/coroner/whatever he is after watching the 1931 version of Frankenstein

-Fed pigeons at the park

-had a wife and kid

-Was in a sort of death cycle or something in the 1970s, the only one to have survived

-Would have loved shameless

-If he ever saw a stray cat he would take it home, feed it and take it to a shelter

I think this is good

[jkaart]

Sexi plas ;)))