#ren with a chainsaw

[vexypesty]

Ren with a chainsaw 2.0

[justanon-believer]

"They are my comfort couple." When there's nothing comforting in them . Basically they are —

They. Are. Doomed. By. The. Narrative.

Is a kind of flex . I have that one. I like to call it mentally ill rizz.

Swallowing myself in sadness alone is boring. Join me in the mentally ill association, mortals .

[glassaiko]

If you want to die, do it somewhere far away from me.

akeshu as akiangel

[tkowl-art]

Coping with debilitating anxiety spectrum

[whytan]

when you swap out the extra spot on your well-balanced team with akechi

[novankenn]

... MINE!!!

Beacon cafeteria was busy, which was normal occurrence. Team RWBY and 3/4 of team JNPR were sitting at their customary table, just chatting away.

Ruby: Umm... where's Jaune?

Yang: (mouthful of scrambled eggs and bacon) Yeah...

Weiss: Don't talk with you're mouthful!

Pyrrha: He told us to get breakfast without him.

Ruby: Did he say why?

Nora: (Mouthful pancakes) A surprise!

Ren: Nora, swallow first.

Blake: A surprise?

Pyrrha: You know how excited he gets for Grimm-oween. Said he had the BEST costume and wanted to show it off.

Weiss: (Disgusted) Oh yes... that childish holiday...

Ruby: You know that's also my birthday, right?

The group suddenly started to look around as the expansive room suddenly went completely quiet. They all turned their attention to the main doors... seeing Jaune wearing a beaming smile... in his costume...

Students: ...

RWBY / NPR: ...

Jaune still beaming, hit a couple of extra poses...

Students / RWBY / NPR: ...

Cardin: MINE!!!

Coco: Back off Winchester! He's mine!!

Coco proceeds to tackle Cardin...

Weiss: Ruby... Pyrrha... I'm sorry...

Ruby / Pyrrha: Weiss???

Weiss was suddenly a blur of blue and white as she used a glyph to rocked towards the suddenly very scared Jaune...

Jaune: EEP!! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!

[howlingday]

Nora: It's no fair! You guys get special rewards for winning, but I don't get anything!

Ren: Okay, Nora, what do you want?

Nora: ...

Nora: I want to suck out somebody's soul until they die.

Ren: Mm. Alright. Jaune, once we're done with this mission, let Nora suck you dry.

Jaune: WHAT?! WHY ME?!

Nora: YAAAAAAAAAAY~!

[give-ginoza-some-bread-and-sleep]

A brief summary of several animes

Bleach: a guy is here to eat food and kill demons.

Naruto: a guy who’s the vessel for a demon is here to eat food, dattebayo!

Chainsaw Man: a guy is here to eat food and kill demons.

Jujutsu Kaisen: a guy is here to eat food and kill demons. 

Demon Slayer: a guy is here to not let his sister eat people and kill demons.

ID:INVADED: a guy is here to kill demons in their minds.

Attack on Titan: a guy is here to kill demons and becomes one himself.

Tokyo Ghoul: a guy is here. He becomes a demon by accident, and now has to eat humans to live.

Parasyte: a guy now has to eat food with his left hand because he has a demon in his right hand. 

Blue Exorcist: a half-demon guy is here to eat food and kill demons.

Black Butler: a rich guy with fancy food has a demon who kills people for him. 

Death Note: a guy eats potato chips and kills people with a demon(’s notebook).

Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress: a guy kills demons with the power of steampunk.

Mo Dao Zu Shi: a guy eats spicy food and summons demons. Everyone hates him except for his seemingly mortal enemy.

Ti Guan Ci Fu: a guy is a god, but has no food. He falls in love with a demon king.

Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System: a guy is isekai’d into a book after being killed by food and falls in love with the demon who is supposed to kill him. He lives. 

Shiguang Daili Ren: Two guys and a girl are just trying to make money for food-OH SH*T THERE’S A ‘DEMON’ THAT POSSESSES PEOPLE AND MURDERS MORE PEOPLE WATCH OUT-

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[epic-arc]

What if rwby was made by famous manga and anime writers.

I had this idea in the shower so I'm going to mention at least 3 writers. If you have more ideas, you can write them on reblog.

Gege Akutami

I point my finger at rwby's entire character cast.

Only 4 of you would be left alive in the hands of this monster. And I'm talking about experience Ruby would still continue as the protagonist, however Yang and Blake die and Weiss has her mind and body stolen by Salem(Sukuna).

But on the bright side we can see Satoru Ozpin's fight against Weisalem, and then Jaune Zenin and Ruby to fight against Salem's true form and in the end Oscar Okkotsu appears. Now I'm going to keep quiet because it would be a spoiler for the manga currently.

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Tatsuki Fujimoto

Well if you like yuri congratulations fujimoto knows how to write this, However it would start very calmly for things to only get worse, it would literally start with rwby and end with ruby ​​being the only survivor with a child version of salem. At least part 2 would be Jaune the protagonist and going through what Asa suffers.

And this is a bad side of some stories written by Fujimoto, but there is sexual harassment in these works…

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Kentaro miura (Rest in peace)

Seriously, Kentaro Miura is an artist and has incredible writing and made a great piece of work. I can see him doing a story that would be quite interesting in RWBY. I hope he is enjoying being eternally happy and happy with the legacy he leaves on earth.

…I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL SEEING THESE TWO AND SEEING THAT THEY HAVE SOME SIMILARITIES.

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[riku-izanami]

Costume chaos intermissions pt. Whatever it is I don't keep track

Pyrrha, accompanied a mysterious woman, casually walked through the halls of Beacon Academy towards her dorm. Turning heads and making a certain heiress freak the fuck out.

Pyrrha: *turning to the mysterious woman, and smiling brightly* I'm so happy you've come to visit, Maki!

The woman, now called Maki, turned to her and a smile ever present on her face

Maki: of course, It's not often i get to spend time with my little sister.

She patted Pyrrha's head, nakig the spartan blush.

Pyrrha: Maki! I'm not five anymore

Maki: *still smiling* I know, but you're still my little sister. * Her face shifted(finally) to sort of questioning one* Could you tell me about your teammates again, I wanna be sure I have the whole picture?

Pyrrha nodded and started describing her teammates

Pyrrha: Well, there's Ren. He is fairly silent, often seen as the ninja of our merry band by others. But he's patient and an excellent cook.

Maki nodded wordless

Pyrrha: then there's Nora.......She very....energic to say the least....

Maki: I see..

Pyrrha: And finally, there's Jaune. And honestly, what can I say about him. He's sweet, caring, the first person to not see me as a champion buy rather a normal girl...

Maki: *her unsettling smile returned as she watched Pyrrha prattle on about Jaune*

Pyrrha: and he also wears this cute bunny onside at and its.....Oh sorry, I lost track of time

Maki: no worries dear sister *she stops in front of the team Jnpr dorm* Is this the place

Pyrrha nodded as a loud crash was heard from within

Maki: *puzzled face* what was that?

Pyrrha: *completely unphased* Oh it's nothing. Nora's probably just hyper off sugar or opened an inter-dimensionary portal again

Maki stared at Pyrrha when she heard the last part' an eyebrow raised.

Pyrrha: *shrugging with an uneasy smile* It....happens sometimes....

Opening the door, they find Ren & Jaune still wrestling on the floor with still Nora recording. Jaune still in his sailor moon costume, tho with slight cuts and tears here and there

Ren: SAILOR PLUTO IS THE DIVINE HARMONY THAT SHALL PROPELL MAN TO THE STARS

Jaune: USAGI IS THE ONE TRUTH YOU HERETIC!

Nora: *finally noticing her teammate and her guest* Oh hey Pyrrha

On que the boys stop their fighting and look at the spartan.

Ren: oh....hey pyrrha....*looking at Maki* and pyrrha's guest

Jaune: *completely ignore maki* Hey Pyrrha, can we get your opinion on who the best sailor scout is?

Pyrrha:....*drool*

Jaune: *raising an eyebrow* umm are you ok?

Maki: * her unsettling smile return* I happen to fancy Sailor Mars myself.

Jaune: *nodded, slowly pulled himself up, & straightened out his skirt* I see, I see. A safe opinion, but still valid.

Ren: * stand up as well* and sailor Pluto isn't?

Jaune: *to ren* silence heretic! * Back to Maki, he extended a hand* hi, I'm Jaune. Jaune Arc, short sweet and ladies...

Maki didn't fully catch the last part as she stared at Jaune. His blonde hair, goofy smile, and attitude reminded her of a certain puppy she met long ago.

Jaune: So how do you know Pyrrha Ms....

Maki: *her unsettling smile grew wider* Makima.....just Makima will do~

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The ending reveal, if you could call it that was based off of a few stories I read with the same idea.

[ambrozjas]

i am simply just a girl, with her notes app open and spotify playing my body’s made of crushed little stars by mitski, and nothing else but my brain

[vexypesty]

I know this is old but

So apparently when I made that chainsaw thing, I also drew a version with ren when Strade was still alive! No memory of doing so, but it looks cool.

[cherboxishere]

HAPPY VALENTINES‼️ But it’s useless crossovers

[testrella]

me when they

[lemonidae]

BEST DARK HAIRED CHARACTER TOURNAMENT

Round 1:

Cheng Xiaoshi (Link Click) -vs- Yang Jinghua (SpiritPact)

Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man) -vs- Yoite (Nabari no Ou)

Round 2:

Cheng Xiaoshi (Link Click) -vs- Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)

Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man) -vs- Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul)

Round 3:

Cheng Xiaoshi (Link Click) -vs- Vanitas (Vanitas no Karte)

Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man) Lost to Yuu Kanda in Round 3, Saved in Round 3.5-A

Round 4:

Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man) -vs- Choso (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Cheng Xiaoshi (Link Click) -vs- Nezumi (No.6)

Round 5:

Cheng Xiaoshi (Link Click) -vs- Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man)

VOTE MORE!!

[roseaesynstylae]

There's a certain type of ship where I go wild and I know the exact qualifications.

They have dark hair and light hair, respectively, although LiuShen gets a pass.

They should not, and often do not, get along.

They either don't explicitly get together or haven't gotten together yet in canon.

They are total idiots about each other but are in denial about it.

The more "go away I hate you" they are, the crazier they are about the other.

AWKWARD on so many levels